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(ABC News)   It's a lot of money but when I think of the smile on Whaley McWhaleface's face it'll be worth it   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Million, The Animals, beluga whales, Atlantic Ocean, Connecticut aquarium plans, Auction, Name, A Little Bit  
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2021-06-19 1:43:02 AM  
*adds bid for Yurmahm*
 
Pew
2021-06-19 2:46:50 AM  
Whales are such beautiful animals. Why capture them and put them in prison.
 
2021-06-19 3:06:58 AM  
Kat, Daisy and Jojo?
 
2021-06-19 3:41:38 AM  
We're still imprisoning whales?!
 
2021-06-19 3:50:31 AM  
Yeah that's all I need is a whale in my bathtub.........sorry I'll just keep my bid money in my pockets fer now!!!!
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2021-06-19 4:26:07 AM  
prisoner numbers 176-671, 176-617, and 176-716.
 
2021-06-19 4:38:44 AM  
Beluga Legosi
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2021-06-19 6:27:18 AM  
The new arrivals will soon begin training through positive reinforcement - a fish, a tongue rub or a fun toy to play with - to voluntarily assist in research
Offer most Farkers a tongue rub and 'toy' and they will be under your total control
 
2021-06-19 6:54:07 AM  
Baron Von Blubba imo

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2021-06-19 6:55:50 AM  
Gacy, John, and Wayne?
 
2021-06-19 7:10:09 AM  
L. B. Fooked?
Mike Oblong?
 
2021-06-19 7:10:49 AM  
Dammit phone!  Oxlong!  Oxlong!
 
2021-06-19 8:10:41 AM  
Jacques (Cousteau)
David (Attenborough)
Lumpyhead
 
2021-06-19 8:25:14 AM  

Pew: Whales are such beautiful animals. Why capture them and put them in prison.


Consistency.
 
2021-06-19 8:44:03 AM  

Pew: Whales are such beautiful animals. Why capture them and put them in prison.


If it's Orcas, they know what they did.  Dickheads of the ocean.
 
2021-06-19 9:06:24 AM  
How do they not have the resources lined up to care for them?  Did they drunk eBay them?
 
2021-06-19 9:10:38 AM  

Camus' Ghost: Pew: Whales are such beautiful animals. Why capture them and put them in prison.

If it's Orcas, they know what they did.  Dickheads of the ocean.


These are Monodontidae, different family than orcas.
 
2021-06-19 9:21:04 AM  
For some reason I read the caption in Colin Quinn's voice.
 
2021-06-19 9:34:51 AM  
Gene Masseth?
 
2021-06-19 9:38:07 AM  
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Willzyk
 
2021-06-19 9:43:30 AM  
The three Furies. Alecto, Tisiphone, and Megaera
 
2021-06-19 11:13:12 AM  

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Willzyk


Too soon.
 
2021-06-19 11:47:30 AM  
Are they from Scotland?
 
2021-06-19 12:16:07 PM  
Beluga Joe?
 
2021-06-19 1:34:48 PM  

WordsnCollision: Beluga Joe?


F that guy, he's a cretin.
 
2021-06-19 1:38:00 PM  
DEEEZ NUTZ!
 
2021-06-19 2:04:26 PM  
What about Natalia? It's a nice, NSFW link, er, name.
 
2021-06-19 5:14:28 PM  
MasterCard? Ford?
 
2021-06-19 5:52:12 PM  
Morca from Orca
Ishmael
Krilla
 
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