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2021-06-18 10:09:27 PM  
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2021-06-18 11:05:54 PM  
Did his parents have any children that lived?
 
2021-06-18 11:23:15 PM  
I guess we might as well take part in The Purge seeing as there's no point in even trying to stop crime.
 
2021-06-19 12:56:09 AM  
This was my exact comment in a reddit thread where this was posted early today. Great minds, I guess.

/Adequate minds also think alike
 
2021-06-19 12:58:25 AM  
GIVE AOC HER SHOES BACK, BEN!
 
2021-06-19 12:58:29 AM  
How entitled are you if crime isn't illegal to you?
 
2021-06-19 1:01:43 AM  

Oysterman: How entitled are you if crime isn't illegal to you?


A: (R)
 
2021-06-19 1:01:51 AM  
It's so crazy to me, like imagine being the kind of person who could read this and think: 1) Ben Shapiro is very smart, 2) He's making a GREAT point here, and 3) This argument totally owns the libs...

Because there's roughly 75 million or more people who think exactly that
 
2021-06-19 1:03:44 AM  
Crime is already banned.

We have enforcement called the police to uphold those bans.

Ben Shapiro is so stupid i wish it hurt him physically.
 
2021-06-19 1:06:26 AM  
Hold on, gotta check something.

Yep, still a crime to get sushi and not pay.
 
2021-06-19 1:06:39 AM  
Of course when he says "crime" he doesn't mean the crimes that Republicans do, and make excuses for.
 
2021-06-19 1:07:23 AM  
Owning the libs is hard, so some just settle for a time share.
 
2021-06-19 1:08:24 AM  
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2021-06-19 1:12:57 AM  
At this point anyone trying to argue against Ben Sharpiro needs to be reminded that one doesn't "win" against him, you only look like an idiot by punching down on some one who most likely thinks that shoe laces are a form of oppressive control for shoes.
 
2021-06-19 1:14:53 AM  
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2021-06-19 1:16:31 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Did his parents have any children that lived?


He's got a sister who's also backed by Koch money who plays the perfect TradWife on her YouTube channel....

So no.
 
2021-06-19 1:20:09 AM  
Ben, learn to get your wife wet, then you can move on to trying to get your wife off.  Until such a time, spouting off in public is time you are wasting trying to learn to do a basic task.
 
2021-06-19 1:21:37 AM  
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2021-06-19 1:23:42 AM  

phalamir: Ben, learn to get your wife wet, then you can move on to trying to get your wife off.  Until such a time, spouting off in public is time you are wasting trying to learn to do a basic task.


I wonder if he has stock in Reckitt.

The bigger the glob the better the job.
 
2021-06-19 1:23:58 AM  
Ben Shapiro is not a deep thinker
 
2021-06-19 1:27:05 AM  
SELL THE HOUSES TO WHO AQUAMAN?
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2021-06-19 1:28:41 AM  
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2021-06-19 1:28:47 AM  
So Ben wants to make it a crime to commit crime?
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2021-06-19 1:30:58 AM  
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2021-06-19 1:31:17 AM  
Why not make crime illegal?

A real deep thinker here.
 
2021-06-19 1:33:07 AM  
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2021-06-19 1:35:36 AM  

Archie Goodwin: So Ben wants to make it a crime to commit crime?
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Hey, plenty of crimes are already basically legal if you're rich.
 
2021-06-19 1:40:42 AM  
Ben Shapiro thinks "Clitoris" is the name of an end boss in a game he's never...finished.
 
2021-06-19 1:42:16 AM  

Almea Tarrant: Ben Shapiro thinks "Clitoris" is the name of an end boss in a game he's never...finished.


And for once in his miserable life,

He's right
 
2021-06-19 1:43:09 AM  
FACTS and LOGIC
 
2021-06-19 1:51:09 AM  
When I feel contempt for Ben Shapiro, I try to remind myself that his wife's twat is apparently a vast desert made of sandpaper and it probably ripped his dick off years ago.

I've never had a dick, but I imagine I'd be pretty mad if I did and it got torn off by the dryest vagina in history.
 
2021-06-19 1:51:12 AM  

thiefofdreams: Crime is already banned.

We have enforcement called the police to uphold those bans.

Ben Shapiro is so stupid i wish it hurt him physically.


Not so much with white collar crime.
 
2021-06-19 1:54:33 AM  
What if laws themselves were illegal...
 
2021-06-19 2:02:45 AM  
Is there a non banned type of crime I do not know about?
 
2021-06-19 2:03:08 AM  
I'm now on the fence about crime.
 
2021-06-19 2:03:43 AM  
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Deep Thoughts, by Ben Shapiro: Have you ever noticed that Liberals don't want to ban crime?
 
2021-06-19 2:06:58 AM  
this is why he argues non-sequiturs where he can just bury with bullshiat barrage.
 
2021-06-19 2:10:30 AM  
I accidentally did not disable JavaScript and instantly regretted every life changing decision that brought me here.

How has the last 20 years not been a constant assault on the very core of your personality?

Is this the life you live? Right, there's television, but commercials tell me when I poop or make food so I can poop later during a commercial. That I'm not paying attention to. Because poop is coming out. And I need to tweet and Insta and FaceTube before things start happening on the television again.

What was the topic? Making illegal things illegal? Constitutionally that should be a cock punch. Or whatever lady part equivalent applies.
 
2021-06-19 2:45:16 AM  
Ben Shapiro is the Donald Trump of philosophy.
 
2021-06-19 3:01:11 AM  
His wife is a doctor did you know that because he almost never mentions that on the hour that his wife his wife is a doctor and he hates WAP.
 
2021-06-19 3:21:10 AM  
CANCEL CULTURE!!!!
 
2021-06-19 3:56:26 AM  
Also "crime" isn't a discrete thing. You can "ban" as some idiots in the Tweet opined "sugary drinks" (a thing) or bodegas who don't sell fruit (a thing); but you can't ban a generalized concept which spans everything from unpaid parking tickets to murder with special circumstances for torture.

Shapiro is truly a special kind of idiot (also a thing)
 
2021-06-19 4:31:20 AM  
This is what logic looks like when you're stupid as fark.

And a conservative.
 
2021-06-19 4:47:11 AM  
Do you remember when Ben Shapiro picked a fight with us and we all laughed at him?

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Good times.
 
2021-06-19 5:20:43 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Do you remember when Ben Shapiro picked a fight with us and we all laughed at him?

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Good times.


It's like he lives on a whole other, really stupid, plane of existence.  No wonder he is terrified all the time.
 
2021-06-19 5:39:58 AM  
But you ban bans, then only bans will have bans.
 
2021-06-19 6:22:28 AM  

AnotherAussiefarker: At this point anyone trying to argue against Ben Sharpiro needs to be reminded that one doesn't "win" against him, you only look like an idiot by punching down on some one who most likely thinks that shoe laces are a form of oppressive control for shoes.


Except that he never could get the knack for shoelaces.
 
2021-06-19 6:24:10 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Did his parents have any children that lived?


Yes, but Ben ate them.
 
2021-06-19 6:27:16 AM  

Roastbeast Sammich: But you ban bans, then only bans will have bans.


Ban the Ban! was actually a bumper sticker theme back in the mid 1970's.

I think it actually started with a Mad Magazine joke and somebody ran with it.
 
2021-06-19 6:39:42 AM  
FTFA: "Granted, he is the "cool kids' philosopher" as the New York Times' puts it,"

Um, the cool kids I hung out with back in the day were the kids who could carry a 15 gallon keg of beer on their shoulders a half mile up a trail through the woods, without having to put it down.

So, no. "Philosophy" implies some sort of ability to parse language in a way that other people can understand and relate to. That isn't "philosophy". Its the blatherations of a that kid who shows up uninvited to the kegger, and gets too drunk to do anything but fall ass-backwards into the campfire within an hour of showing up, then picks a fight with the guy who just carried that keg up a half-mile long trail.
 
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