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2021-06-18 11:03:24 AM  
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2021-06-18 1:16:02 PM  
Helen, you know you can bottle that stuff and sell it.
 
2021-06-18 2:37:14 PM  

edmo: [Fark user image 425x645]



That's a relatively open weave...


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2021-06-18 2:40:38 PM  
one of the all-time classy hot chicks
 
2021-06-18 2:53:15 PM  
I remember the first time I noticed Helen Mirren.  I was 13 and watcing one of the french language channels after my parents went to bed in the hopes of catching some flesh (TVA and Radio-Canada had different standards than english TV).  "Age of Consent" came on, featuring a young (29) and frequently topless Hewlen Mirren.  I almost forgot how to breathe.

She's one of those women who was hotter at 59 than she was at 29 and is still hot.
 
2021-06-18 2:55:12 PM  

vudukungfu: Helen, you know you can bottle that stuff and sell it.


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2021-06-18 3:03:58 PM  
You're not tricking me into learning complex financial concepts again.
 
2021-06-18 3:13:18 PM  
It's Helen Mirren.

That's good.

But Jimmy Fallon.

That's bad.

She's taking a bubble bath.

Still, though. Jimmy Fallon.
 
2021-06-18 3:41:05 PM  
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2021-06-18 3:54:59 PM  
But she was on The Tonight Show bleh.
 
2021-06-18 4:04:34 PM  
The only half-decent looking British woman to get her tits out and farkers are wetting themselves in unison.
 
2021-06-18 4:08:41 PM  

Porous Horace: The only half-decent looking British woman to get her tits out and farkers are wetting themselves in unison.


What you puttin on the table, Rita MacNeil in a tub?
 
2021-06-18 4:16:44 PM  

Porous Horace: The only half-decent looking British woman to get her tits out and farkers are wetting themselves in unison.


Born and raised til age 21 in merry old England

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2021-06-18 4:20:05 PM  
Of course, there are a few drawbacks to being interviewed by Jimmy Fallon while in your tub.

And they're the same drawbacks of being interviewed by Jimmy Fallon under any circumstances, all neatly summed up by the phrase "interviewed by Jimmy Fallon".
 
2021-06-18 4:52:48 PM  

Kid Lester: Porous Horace: The only half-decent looking British woman to get her tits out and farkers are wetting themselves in unison.

Born and raised til age 21 in merry old England

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I love Tim Curry, but Rocky Horror Picture Show is overrated.
 
2021-06-18 5:23:00 PM  
Watching Helen Mirren in a bubblebath isn't the issue. Having to watch Jimmy Fallon to SEE Helen Mirren in a bubblebath is.
 
2021-06-18 5:27:46 PM  

Porous Horace: The only half-decent looking British woman to get her tits out and farkers are wetting themselves in unison.


Check out Some of the Sharpe's Rifles episode, specifically the episode with Liz Hurley.

Also, have you been living in a cave for the past 20 years?

Emilia Clarke
Indira Varma
Gemma Arterton
Alice Eve
Cara Delevigne
Natalie Dormer
Rose Leslie
Jenna Coleman
Kate Beckinsale
Thandie Newton

and that just the first ten that come to mind.
 
2021-06-18 5:59:55 PM  
She's 75 years old.

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2021-06-18 6:01:06 PM  
i bet having sex with helen mirren would be very enjoyable.
 
2021-06-18 6:08:56 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: one of the all-time classy hot chicks dame

 
2021-06-18 7:03:33 PM  
Just watched this old British gangster film from 1980.   She's the female lead opposite Bob Hoskins.    Definite Guy Ritchie influence this film.... but its crazy how long she's been around.   She's also in 2010, the sequel to 2001.

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2021-06-18 7:16:53 PM  

Mollari: Porous Horace: The only half-decent looking British woman to get her tits out and farkers are wetting themselves in unison.

Check out Some of the Sharpe's Rifles episode, specifically the episode with Liz Hurley.

Also, have you been living in a cave for the past 20 years?

Emilia Clarke
Indira Varma
Gemma Arterton
Alice Eve
Cara Delevigne
Natalie Dormer
Rose Leslie
Jenna Coleman
Kate Beckinsale
Thandie Newton

and that just the first ten that come to mind.


Also, Daisy Ridley and Imogen Poots.

Still wouldn't turn down Mrs. Mirren if given the chance.
 
2021-06-18 7:34:32 PM  

Mollari: Porous Horace: The only half-decent looking British woman to get her tits out and farkers are wetting themselves in unison.

Check out Some of the Sharpe's Rifles episode, specifically the episode with Liz Hurley.

Also, have you been living in a cave for the past 20 years?

Emilia Clarke
Indira Varma
Gemma Arterton
Alice Eve
Cara Delevigne
Natalie Dormer
Rose Leslie
Jenna Coleman
Kate Beckinsale
Thandie Newton

and that just the first ten that come to mind.


Kelly Reilly would like a word.

/ when the hell does Yellowstone return?
 
2021-06-18 7:55:42 PM  

GlamrLama: Mollari: Porous Horace: The only half-decent looking British woman to get her tits out and farkers are wetting themselves in unison.

Check out Some of the Sharpe's Rifles episode, specifically the episode with Liz Hurley.

Also, have you been living in a cave for the past 20 years?

Emilia Clarke
Indira Varma
Gemma Arterton
Alice Eve
Cara Delevigne
Natalie Dormer
Rose Leslie
Jenna Coleman
Kate Beckinsale
Thandie Newton

and that just the first ten that come to mind.

Kelly Reilly would like a word.

/ when the hell does Yellowstone return?


I did say, the FIRST TEN that come to mind
 
2021-06-18 9:03:42 PM  

Porous Horace: The only half-decent looking British woman to get her tits out and farkers are wetting themselves in unison.


Alex Kingston has, too.  Watched her in Moll Flanders recently.  She was in her early 30s then and had no problem with the nudity involved.  I think of her and Helen alike in that aspect.  Not really gratuitous, but they have no problem with top-nudity anyway, and they don't get all coy and 'body-double only' about it  They probably make less of a fuss about it than most people watching.
 
2021-06-18 9:12:44 PM  
Tracey Ullman's State of the Union - Dame Helen Mirren
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2021-06-18 9:53:49 PM  

edmo: [Fark user image 425x645]


Liam Neeson has quite the tale about the first time he ever laid eyes on Helen Mirren, which happened to be on the "Excalibur" set:

Helen Mirren Reunited with Ex-Boyfriend Liam Neeson | The Graham Norton Show
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2021-06-19 12:05:07 AM  
If you call someone a national treasure and you have not declared Helen Mirren a gottamed national treasure, I'm going to ring your doorbell and politely ask you to explain yourself. And you better be convincing lest I become sad on your own behalf.

I will feel sad for at least one day for you, if it comes to that. I will really feel quite badly if you cannot explain yourself.
 
2021-06-19 12:46:02 AM  

recondite cetacean: If you call someone a national treasure and you have not declared Helen Mirren a gottamed national treasure, I'm going to ring your doorbell and politely ask you to explain yourself. And you better be convincing lest I become sad on your own behalf.

I will feel sad for at least one day for you, if it comes to that. I will really feel quite badly if you cannot explain yourself.


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/Don't make the esoteric whale sad
//Helen Mirren is a national treasure
///I hope to be half as awesome as she is when I'm that age.
 
2021-06-19 2:02:02 AM  

Polish Hussar: edmo: [Fark user image 425x645]

Liam Neeson has quite the tale about the first time he ever laid eyes on Helen Mirren, which happened to be on the "Excalibur" set:

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Excalibur was on tv yesterday and that scene where she seduces Arthur and you can kinda see her boobies.....that still stirred me like it did when I saw it in the theater all those years ago.
 
2021-06-19 3:00:33 AM  

Mollari: Porous Horace: The only half-decent looking British woman to get her tits out and farkers are wetting themselves in unison.

Check out Some of the Sharpe's Rifles episode, specifically the episode with Liz Hurley.

Also, have you been living in a cave for the past 20 years?

Emilia Clarke
Indira Varma
Gemma Arterton
Alice Eve
Cara Delevigne
Natalie Dormer
Rose Leslie
Jenna Coleman
Kate Beckinsale
Thandie Newton

and that just the first ten that come to mind.


I question the person's taste of they haven't yanked their crank to Kate Beckinsale.

And come on.

Catherine Zeta Jones.  Naomi Watts.  Sienna Miller. Rachel Weisz. Keira Knightly.   Etc etc etc.
 
2021-06-19 5:14:28 AM  

Polish Hussar: edmo: [Fark user image 425x645]

Liam Neeson has quite the tale about the first time he ever laid eyes on Helen Mirren, which happened to be on the "Excalibur" set:

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I well recall Excalibur...

/kittenicides happened
 
2021-06-19 8:24:08 AM  
That's Dame Helen to you, and the rest of us, subby.
 
2021-06-19 12:14:07 PM  
What the hell is wrong with you people, she's in bits
 
2021-06-19 2:16:16 PM  

T.rex: Just watched this old British gangster film from 1980.   She's the female lead opposite Bob Hoskins.    Definite Guy Ritchie influence this film.... but its crazy how long she's been around.   She's also in 2010, the sequel to 2001.

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She's in damn near everything if you hit the right time period.  She was a busy individual.

/Excalibur was a great movie when I was a teen, for both publicly proclaimable reasons and... other reasons
 
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