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2021-06-18 11:04:44 AM  
I don't think SODAK recognize dates beyond 1950.
 
2021-06-18 5:08:03 PM  
Meanwhile, at Mount Rushmore, Lincoln glares sternly at George, Tom, and Teddy.

/Alas, TR was a Jim Crow segregationist
 
2021-06-18 6:35:53 PM  
Noems?
 
2021-06-18 6:36:09 PM  
Much brave. So patriot. Wow.
 
2021-06-18 6:38:12 PM  

dailygrinds: Noems?


I think it is pronounced neemslike amoeba and foetid.
 
2021-06-18 6:38:34 PM  

dailygrinds: Noems?


Google "Governor of South Dakota"
 
2021-06-18 6:39:17 PM  
The more refined term would be the 'lesser' or 'inferior' Dakota.
 
2021-06-18 6:41:00 PM  

PirateKing: The more refined term would be the 'lesser' or 'inferior' Dakota.


Best Dakota
 
2021-06-18 6:42:15 PM  
All four black people in South Dakota should immigrate to the United States.
 
2021-06-18 6:43:25 PM  

PirateKing: The more refined term would be the 'lesser' or 'inferior' Dakota.


darth dakota
 
2021-06-18 6:43:57 PM  
SD was created just to pad 2 R senators to congress. Their entire history is on the wrong side.
 
2021-06-18 6:45:09 PM  
I didn't realize you were allowed to not recognize federal holidays.
 
2021-06-18 6:45:45 PM  

edmo: I don't think SODAK recognize dates beyond 1950 1850.


FTFY
 
2021-06-18 6:46:45 PM  

austerity101: I didn't realize you were allowed to not recognize federal holidays.


Pretty sure you can still be a dick and not give state employees the day off.
 
2021-06-18 6:53:30 PM  

Pure Weapons-Grade Bolonium: Meanwhile, at Mount Rushmore, Lincoln glares sternly at George, Tom, and Teddy.

/Alas, TR was a Jim Crow segregationist


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2021-06-18 6:55:41 PM  
When do we start calling South Dakota "Best Dakota"?
 
2021-06-18 6:58:36 PM  
Man, between CRT and this, the white supremacists are in a real tizzy this week.
 
2021-06-18 6:59:07 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: dailygrinds: Noems?

Google "Governor of South Dakota"


Oh. Yuck.
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2021-06-18 7:01:03 PM  

Jeff5: All four black people in South Dakota should immigrate to the United States.


Ha ha I'm watching Deadwood (I'm at the end of series 1, I just never got around to watching it before, it's excellent stuff) and I'm learning a lot of history I never knew before. So that's how I get this gag and can confirm it's farking superb. Well played fellow farker.
 
2021-06-18 7:05:17 PM  
Well I don't recognize two Dakotas, so I don't really care what the pretender of Pierre has to say about it.
 
2021-06-18 7:05:29 PM  

Aussie_As: Jeff5: All four black people in South Dakota should immigrate to the United States.

Ha ha I'm watching Deadwood (I'm at the end of series 1, I just never got around to watching it before, it's excellent stuff) and I'm learning a lot of history I never knew before. So that's how I get this gag and can confirm it's farking superb. Well played fellow farker.


it's the best show, cocksucker.
 
2021-06-18 7:05:46 PM  
 Lower Dakota could be annexed.  That extra star in the US flag could go to Puerto Rico or DC.  They'd lose two senators.
 
2021-06-18 7:08:17 PM  
Kristal Neom is one of the biggest farking idiots to live in America. She is a traitor to her face and her state and her legs and literally every ort of America. Kaboom Nofark is a disaster, and the GQP should nominate her to be president of Nazi America.
 
2021-06-18 7:10:52 PM  

MattytheMouse: Man, between CRT and this, the white supremacists are in a real tizzy this week.


For all their touting about how superior the color of their skin is, it is amazing how much they also advertise just how thin it is.
 
2021-06-18 7:12:09 PM  

NeverDrunk23: MattytheMouse: Man, between CRT and this, the white supremacists are in a real tizzy this week.

For all their touting about how superior the color of their skin is, it is amazing how much they also advertise just how thin it is.


Kristal Boom's hair is so thin that it's transparent in the shower. She's a disaster as a human being, and as a beauty queen.
 
2021-06-18 7:13:05 PM  

johnny queso: Aussie_As: Jeff5: All four black people in South Dakota should immigrate to the United States.

Ha ha I'm watching Deadwood (I'm at the end of series 1, I just never got around to watching it before, it's excellent stuff) and I'm learning a lot of history I never knew before. So that's how I get this gag and can confirm it's farking superb. Well played fellow farker.

it's the best show, cocksucker.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2021-06-18 7:13:33 PM  

NeverDrunk23: MattytheMouse: Man, between CRT and this, the white supremacists are in a real tizzy this week.

For all their touting about how superior the color of their skin is, it is amazing how much they also advertise just how thin it is.


I know right? All this over making Juneteenth a holiday... Could you imagine if the government actually did something that wasn't just symbolic to address systemic racism lol?
 
2021-06-18 7:13:58 PM  

lincoln65: Well I don't recognize two Dakotas, so I don't really care what the pretender of Pierre has to say about it.


If you have fewer Reps than Senators, you should be required to consolidate with another state.
 
2021-06-18 7:16:02 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: johnny queso: Aussie_As: Jeff5: All four black people in South Dakota should immigrate to the United States.

Ha ha I'm watching Deadwood (I'm at the end of series 1, I just never got around to watching it before, it's excellent stuff) and I'm learning a lot of history I never knew before. So that's how I get this gag and can confirm it's farking superb. Well played fellow farker.

it's the best show, cocksucker.

You say that like it's a bad thing.


term of endearment
 
2021-06-18 7:19:41 PM  
22 people died in Gramma's home during the epidemic, including Gramma.  21 of them died of covid.  Noem made sure everyone knew that Gramma did not die of covid.  That would spoil the narrative, wouldn't it?

/POS.
//And, I don't mean Point Of Sale.
///Gramma is in heaven.  You probably won't see here where you're headed.
 
2021-06-18 7:23:05 PM  

animal color: Kristal Neom is one of the biggest farking idiots to live in America. She is a traitor to her face and her state and her legs and literally every ort of America. Kaboom Nofark is a disaster, and the GQP should nominate her to be president of Nazi America.


Man, I didn't know you could still get acid.
 
2021-06-18 7:23:19 PM  
What do we actually need South Dakota for, anyway.  Can we give it to Mexico or Canada or something?
 
2021-06-18 7:27:07 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: animal color: Kristal Neom is one of the biggest farking idiots to live in America. She is a traitor to her face and her state and her legs and literally every ort of America. Kaboom Nofark is a disaster, and the GQP should nominate her to be president of Nazi America.

Man, I didn't know you could still get acid.


In farking South Fakoom, it's all you can get, fark-o.
 
2021-06-18 7:30:47 PM  
Can't wait to see South Dakota's ads for Juneteenth

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2021-06-18 7:31:43 PM  

aleister_greynight: austerity101: I didn't realize you were allowed to not recognize federal holidays.

Pretty sure you can still be a dick and not give state employees the day off.


That seems silly to me. I don't think that's a power states should have. Federal holidays = state holidays. Supremacy Clause, b*tches.
 
2021-06-18 7:33:52 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: johnny queso: Aussie_As: Jeff5: All four black people in South Dakota should immigrate to the United States.

Ha ha I'm watching Deadwood (I'm at the end of series 1, I just never got around to watching it before, it's excellent stuff) and I'm learning a lot of history I never knew before. So that's how I get this gag and can confirm it's farking superb. Well played fellow farker.

it's the best show, cocksucker.

You say that like it's a bad thing.


I'm amazed that is got past the filter
 
2021-06-18 7:35:25 PM  
Of all the states identifying as southern, that's the last one I would suspect.
 
2021-06-18 7:37:47 PM  

aleister_greynight: lincoln65: Well I don't recognize two Dakotas, so I don't really care what the pretender of Pierre has to say about it.

If you have fewer Reps than Senators, you should be required to consolidate with another state.


I agree with this, but difficulty...Alaska.
 
2021-06-18 7:40:20 PM  

aleister_greynight: austerity101: I didn't realize you were allowed to not recognize federal holidays.

Pretty sure you can still be a dick and not give state employees the day off.


Can confirm. Had to work today in a state I will only refer to as South Dakota's Hat.
 
2021-06-18 7:44:26 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: aleister_greynight: lincoln65: Well I don't recognize two Dakotas, so I don't really care what the pretender of Pierre has to say about it.

If you have fewer Reps than Senators, you should be required to consolidate with another state.

I agree with this, but difficulty...Alaska.


Can join Montana, Hawaii makes it work.
 
2021-06-18 7:44:44 PM  
Consolidate the Dakotas
 
2021-06-18 7:49:58 PM  

BitwiseShift: Lower Dakota could be annexed.  That extra star in the US flag could go to Puerto Rico or DC.  They'd lose two senators.


Imagine becoming Upper Nebraska. Or just Dakota Nebraska. Mrs. Dakota Nebraska. They could get married. Then they could wear a secret Dakota ring.
 
2021-06-18 7:54:18 PM  
I'm pretty sure South Dakota did give its state employees off today. Maybe it's not an official holiday yet.
 
2021-06-18 8:03:15 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: BitwiseShift: Lower Dakota could be annexed.  That extra star in the US flag could go to Puerto Rico or DC.  They'd lose two senators.

Imagine becoming Upper Nebraska. Or just Dakota Nebraska. Mrs. Dakota Nebraska. They could get married. Then they could wear a secret Dakota ring.


Nebraska gave its state employees the day off, so they might be getting an upgrade.

/not by much
 
2021-06-18 8:09:50 PM  

austerity101: That seems silly to me. I don't think that's a power states should have. Federal holidays = state holidays. Supremacy Clause, b*tches.


I will say Ohio state employees received the day off this year. Even though the map says Juneteenth was recognized in Ohio as early as 2006, 2021 is the first year state employees received a holiday.
 
2021-06-18 8:16:26 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: BitwiseShift: Lower Dakota could be annexed.  That extra star in the US flag could go to Puerto Rico or DC.  They'd lose two senators.

Imagine becoming Upper Nebraska. Or just Dakota Nebraska. Mrs. Dakota Nebraska. They could get married. Then they could wear a secret Dakota ring.


Or Dakota Skye. Oh, wait. Now I haz a sad.
 
2021-06-18 8:17:52 PM  
I had a job where I traveled to Sioux Falls pretty often a few years back, and I'm still convinced that I farked Noem in the ass at a Quality Inn. She let me do it while lying on her stomach, and the smell was...noticeable.

Not hating on it, but I think she needs a better diet.
 
2021-06-18 8:18:28 PM  

austerity101: I didn't realize you were allowed to not recognize federal holidays.


The only entity required to recognize federal holidays is the federal government.  For everyone else, it is a suggestion at best.  Now, most states recognize most federal holidays because they provide a semi-regular break for state workers, and since a lot of state agencies have to liaise with federal ones, there is no real reason to come into work to sit with your thumb up your ass.  Several states refused to acknowledge MLK Day for decades.  I think there are unsoured cartons of milk that are older than Arizona's recognition of MLK Day, for example.
 
2021-06-18 8:21:05 PM  

Raoul Eaton: What do we actually need South Dakota for, anyway.  Can we give it to Mexico or Canada or something?


We could give it back to the Sioux Peoples.
 
2021-06-18 8:26:39 PM  

MattytheMouse: Man, between CRT and this, the white supremacists are in a real tizzy this week.


Your comment reminded me of a white tornado for some reason. Probably because of how spun up they are right now.

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