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(CNN)   Sorry gents, you can't use the "I can't get you pregnant because the Covid-19 vaccine killed my sperm" excuse   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Sperm, Fertility, Reproduction, new study, Semen, Sperm count, healthy young men, Moderna vaccine  
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400 clicks; posted to STEM » on 18 Jun 2021 at 2:26 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-06-18 1:35:15 PM  
Can I still use "Infertility runs in my family" as an excuse?
2021-06-18 2:53:08 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Can I still use "Infertility runs in my family" as an excuse? Full Size
2021-06-18 3:09:15 PM  
Actually, anyone who would be willing to go raw dog under the pretext of "thing X kills sperm so I don't have to wear a condom" is probably dumb enough to believe just about anything you tell them.

/enjoy your STD
2021-06-18 3:23:20 PM  
I'm fully circumcised so it's all good.
2021-06-18 3:58:30 PM  
I can't get pregnant because the COVID shot prunified my ovaries.
2021-06-18 5:11:58 PM  
COVID itself can cause male infertility.

/and death.
2021-06-18 5:35:59 PM  
Yeah but you can still use "I can't get you pregnant because after catching Covid-19 my junk don't stand at attention anymore."
2021-06-18 6:08:31 PM  
Ah, well then I'll break the news that we are back down to two orifices
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