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2021-06-18 2:53:14 AM  
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2021-06-18 4:52:24 AM  
I think it's heart warming that the GQP are letting other Republicans have a turn at being in the news for farcical reasons. It really is the party of family values, in this case everyone gets to have a turn at looking like a complete idiot.
 
2021-06-18 4:55:18 AM  
But first Ronny Jackson has to pass a drug test.
 
2021-06-18 4:57:58 AM  
Person, woman, man, camera, TV
 
2021-06-18 5:00:49 AM  
So the jackass that lied to the American public for 4 years about the Draft Dodger's height, weight, blood pressure and medications, a man that cannot finish a thought or a sentence and uses the same 10 words every time he opens his Big Mac gob hole, is concerned about Biden's health/cognitive ability?
 
2021-06-18 5:01:21 AM  
Are these the same 13 that voted against Juneteenth?
 
2021-06-18 5:02:00 AM  
well, duh! it's Gus Jeff and CarlBob

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2021-06-18 5:03:58 AM  
fark off.  This is near the top of the list of shiat Republicans can't pretend to care about ever again. The list also includes, but is not limited to "economic insecurity", "standing against tyranny", "family values", and "collusion".  Thanks to Trump, its a very, very long list.  They need to be laughed out of every room in which they claim any sort of concerns about a politician's performance.
 
2021-06-18 5:04:26 AM  

creckert: Person, woman, man, camera, TV


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2021-06-18 5:04:34 AM  
"The American people deserve to have absolute confidence in their President. They deserve to know that he or she can perform the duties demanded of the office."

Those that will already do, and those that don't never will.
 
2021-06-18 5:06:02 AM  
Off topic I know, but the video of the cop assaulting the Capitol police officer below this story is shocking.  That needs to be shown to every single nazi that claims it wasn't an insurrection.

Why does Trump's physician think his words carry any more weight than Trump's lawyers, or his aides, or any of the other turds that have been sluiced out of government?  Biden should agree to have a sit-down quiz or test with Trump and see which one comes out on top.  Topics should be:

-Mental arithmetic
-Spelling and punctuation
-General knowledge
-Basic science
-World geography
 
2021-06-18 5:15:40 AM  

Smoking GNU: Are these the same 13 that voted against Juneteenth?


And do they even realize if Biden were to step down that Biden's VP becomes President, not Trump?
 
2021-06-18 5:15:43 AM  
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2021-06-18 5:17:38 AM  

The Envoy: Off topic I know, but the video of the cop assaulting the Capitol police officer below this story is shocking.  That needs to be shown to every single nazi that claims it wasn't an insurrection.


Looks like tourism to me.
 
2021-06-18 5:22:00 AM  

creckert: Person, woman, man, camera, TV


Came here to say that. Forgot what the sequence was.
 
2021-06-18 5:24:05 AM  
Donald J. Trump: A Paragon Of Lucidity.

Joe Biden: Most Senile Person EVAR

/This Is What Republicans Actually Believe
 
2021-06-18 5:28:16 AM  
No problem. Biden will do the test, if the Republicans will submit to a psychiatric examination.
 
2021-06-18 5:45:22 AM  
So nice to have the liberal MSM media taking this seriously.
 
2021-06-18 5:51:15 AM  
"No cognitive function!  No cognitive function!  Yer the cognitive function!!!"
 
2021-06-18 6:09:02 AM  
I wonder sometimes if they had asked tRump about Aleppo like they did Gary Johnson if we ever would have had  tRump.  Who am I kidding, they love him no matter how goddam dumb he is.
 
2021-06-18 6:10:23 AM  
We chose a septuagenarian over several equally qualified yet more age-appropriate candidates in the primaries. Get used to the questions of senility; they're going to dog Biden for his whole four years. Need to have a thick skin for this.
 
2021-06-18 6:12:39 AM  
Right. Joe's the one with dementia. Not this idiot:

Dora Asks Donald Trump For Help
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You republicans had plenty of opportunities to bring up his cognitive failures and lack of mental stability but said nothing. You lost any credibility when it comes to determining whether or not a person is mentally competent.
 
2021-06-18 6:12:55 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: I wonder sometimes if they had asked tRump about Aleppo like they did Gary Johnson if we ever would have had  tRump.  Who am I kidding, they love him no matter how goddam dumb he is.


They love him precisely because of how dumb he is.
 
2021-06-18 6:14:43 AM  
Libs make fun Trumps brain.  I make fun Biden brain I win libs!!!!
 
2021-06-18 6:19:03 AM  
You don't get this much projection in an IMAX theater.
 
2021-06-18 6:19:51 AM  
What superior cognitives might look like:


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2021-06-18 6:21:21 AM  
This from the man who couldn't get Trump's weight within 50 lbs.
 
2021-06-18 6:21:58 AM  
Man, we may need to use the Moon to try as a screen for all the prjection...
 
2021-06-18 6:23:15 AM  

The Envoy: Off topic I know, but the video of the cop assaulting the Capitol police officer below this story is shocking.  That needs to be shown to every single nazi that claims it wasn't an insurrection.

Why does Trump's physician think his words carry any more weight than Trump's lawyers, or his aides, or any of the other turds that have been sluiced out of government?  Biden should agree to have a sit-down quiz or test with Trump and see which one comes out on top.  Topics should be:

-Mental arithmetic
-Spelling and punctuation
-General knowledge
-Basic science
-World geography


You left out Potent Potables
 
2021-06-18 6:24:23 AM  
Here's my bipartisan compromise:

Biden takes the cognitive test if the Republicans clamoring for it agree to take the Stanford-Binet or Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale IQ tests in recorded session and a standard drug screen first.  That way we find out if the GOP is actually stupid, on drugs, both, or just acting in bad faith.
 
2021-06-18 6:25:26 AM  
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2021-06-18 6:26:04 AM  

bighairyguy: This from the man who couldn't get Trump's weight within 50 lbs.


Trump can't get his own weight within 50 pounds, man changes that much in a week depending on how many hamberders he chokes down and how much hot air he's full of.
 
2021-06-18 6:26:08 AM  

The Envoy: Off topic I know, but the video of the cop assaulting the Capitol police officer below this story is shocking.  That needs to be shown to every single nazi that claims it wasn't an insurrection.

Why does Trump's physician think his words carry any more weight than Trump's lawyers, or his aides, or any of the other turds that have been sluiced out of government?  Biden should agree to have a sit-down quiz or test with Trump and see which one comes out on top.  Topics should be:

-Mental arithmetic
-Spelling and punctuation
-General knowledge
-Basic science
-World geography


Wat?  it looked like a regular tour group to me.  Why, I remember my dad dropping f-bombs at the capitol police and taking swings at them during our family vacation.
 
2021-06-18 6:40:22 AM  
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2021-06-18 6:46:55 AM  
Don't worry, I have it on good authority that Joe Biden did so well that all of the male physicians in attendance became erect and all of the female physicians began ovulating.

Then they had Tim Apple present the "Noble" prize for the most stable genius to Joe for such a wonderful performance. The ratings were tremendous.
 
2021-06-18 6:51:33 AM  
They are just desperate for Kamala to be President, because a woman of color is easier for them to demonize. If they can't have that, they'll at least do everything they can to suggest that she's the one who's really in charge.
 
2021-06-18 6:51:40 AM  
Hell yes Biden should call their bluff and do this on live TV.
 
2021-06-18 6:53:49 AM  

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~Trump, Dec 2019
 
2021-06-18 6:55:27 AM  
is one of the animals an otter?

/dnrtfa
 
2021-06-18 6:57:21 AM  
How do I know Joe is at least semi lucid? His Twitter feed doesn't have it's own Fark tag yet.
 
2021-06-18 7:16:03 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: So the jackass that lied to the American public for 4 years about the Draft Dodger's height, weight, blood pressure and medications, a man that cannot finish a thought or a sentence and uses the same 10 words every time he opens his Big Mac gob hole, is concerned about Biden's health/cognitive ability?


Republicans always project.
 
2021-06-18 7:21:21 AM  
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2021-06-18 7:22:17 AM  
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2021-06-18 7:23:25 AM  
null Biden takes the cognitive test if the Republicans clamoring for it agree to take the Stanford-Binet or Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale IQ tests in recorded session and a standard drug screen first.  That way we find out if the GOP is actually stupid, on drugs, both, or just acting in bad faith.

They'll just say somebody else took the test for him.  If he took it on camera the initial reaction would be to claim he was given the answers ahead of time.  Upon realizing that makes him seem less than senile we would see a whole new batch of Hunter Biden stories.

Full time trolling and bullshiat.  That's all they do.
 
2021-06-18 7:24:19 AM  
And their plan to deal with a fully weaponized President Harris is?

Nevermind, racism, always racism.
 
2021-06-18 7:40:48 AM  

hissatsu: The Envoy: Off topic I know, but the video of the cop assaulting the Capitol police officer below this story is shocking.  That needs to be shown to every single nazi that claims it wasn't an insurrection.

Looks like tourism to me.


It depends on how you pronounce "tourism."
 
2021-06-18 7:45:02 AM  
Tippy the Turtle

Tiny the Mouse

Pirate
 
2021-06-18 7:50:16 AM  

bighairyguy: This from the man who couldn't get Trump's weight within 50 lbs.


And said he could live to 200.
 
2021-06-18 7:56:34 AM  
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2021-06-18 7:56:45 AM  

Smoking GNU: Bigdogdaddy: I wonder sometimes if they had asked tRump about Aleppo like they did Gary Johnson if we ever would have had  tRump.  Who am I kidding, they love him no matter how goddam dumb he is.

They love him precisely because of how dumb he is.


He's dumb like us!
 
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