Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Express)   Prince William has had enough of his half-brother (possible nsfw content on page)   (express.co.uk) divider line
    More: Awkward, Diana, Princess of Wales, Prince, Royal family, Charles, Prince of Wales, British Royal Family, Princess, Monarch, Prince William of Wales  
•       •       •

1588 clicks; posted to Fandom » on 18 Jun 2021 at 7:54 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



28 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2021-06-18 2:38:43 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-18 7:58:05 AM  
who gives a shiat what anonymous royal sources have to say about literally anything?
 
2021-06-18 8:01:48 AM  

replacementcool: who gives a shiat what anonymous royal sources have to say about literally anything?


"anonymous royal sources" means I made this up because we need our weekly hit piece on Megan.
 
2021-06-18 8:09:36 AM  
Wake me up when he goes full Plantegent rage and drowns Harry in a vat of dessert wine.
 
2021-06-18 8:15:29 AM  
No, subby, he is the absolute double of his mum's brother, therefore closing all debate about 'him' being the father. So, stop believing everything that you read online, otherwise I shall have to dub thee 'Sir Sillychops of Farkistan'!

/and I *mean* it!!
 
2021-06-18 8:31:16 AM  
Is this the new Harry Potter book?
 
2021-06-18 8:38:29 AM  

Norfolking Chance: replacementcool: who gives a shiat what anonymous royal sources have to say about literally anything?

"anonymous royal sources" means I made this up because we need our weekly hit piece on Megan.


idk what it's like in the US, but i live in the commonwealth, so occasionally they'll trot out some loser to be on TV whose life is dedicated to being a "royal expert" who just makes some shiat up about a bunch of people who don't know or care that they exist as if what they have to say is news.
 
2021-06-18 8:46:32 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-18 8:48:35 AM  

Norfolking Chance: replacementcool: who gives a shiat what anonymous royal sources have to say about literally anything?

"anonymous royal sources" means I made this up because we need our weekly hit piece on Megan.


Weekly? You'll never survive in tabloid journalism if you're only gonna be hitting her weekly.
 
2021-06-18 8:49:52 AM  
Those brothers don't have the same father, which makes me happy because it means Diana had at least a little fun during her brief life.
 
2021-06-18 8:54:34 AM  

August11: Those brothers don't have the same father, which makes me happy because it means Diana had at least a little fun during her brief life.


Yawn.
 
2021-06-18 8:54:35 AM  

Gubbo: Norfolking Chance: replacementcool: who gives a shiat what anonymous royal sources have to say about literally anything?

"anonymous royal sources" means I made this up because we need our weekly hit piece on Megan.

Weekly? You'll never survive in tabloid journalism if you're only gonna be hitting her weekly.


They all just call Piers Morgan during his morning dump, he makes up something and they print it.
 
2021-06-18 8:57:54 AM  

August11: Those brothers don't have the same father, which makes me happy because it means Diana had at least a little fun during her brief life.


Why do folks believe this?
 
2021-06-18 9:03:19 AM  

raerae1980: August11: Those brothers don't have the same father, which makes me happy because it means Diana had at least a little fun during her brief life.

Why do folks believe this?


Why do folks care?
 
2021-06-18 9:13:54 AM  

mjbok: raerae1980: August11: Those brothers don't have the same father, which makes me happy because it means Diana had at least a little fun during her brief life.

Why do folks believe this?

Why do folks care?


Ask a Brit.
I just find genealogy fascinating, and the Royals have traced theirs pretty far back.
 
2021-06-18 9:25:05 AM  

raerae1980: Ask a Brit.
I just find genealogy fascinating, and the Royals have traced theirs pretty far back.


True.  I meant why does anyone out of the Empire care?
 
2021-06-18 9:40:12 AM  

TheManofPA: Gubbo: Norfolking Chance: replacementcool: who gives a shiat what anonymous royal sources have to say about literally anything?

"anonymous royal sources" means I made this up because we need our weekly hit piece on Megan.

Weekly? You'll never survive in tabloid journalism if you're only gonna be hitting her weekly.

They all just call Piers Morgan during his morning dump, he makes up something and they print it.


That's basically all he did on CNN.
 
2021-06-18 9:41:33 AM  
I'm not sure what to make of TFA
Fark user imageView Full Size

"Ow My Balls" is really slipping...
 
2021-06-18 10:17:10 AM  
Well, another opportunity to post this, I guess:

imagesvc.meredithcorp.ioView Full Size
 
2021-06-18 10:43:33 AM  
Harry comes home to find Pippa sipping tea in the dark.  "You've made a powerful enemy" she says, sipping from the Tea Cup of War.  It is bitter.
 
2021-06-18 10:51:31 AM  

raerae1980: August11: Those brothers don't have the same father, which makes me happy because it means Diana had at least a little fun during her brief life.

Why do folks believe this?


You don't see it?  William looks *exactly* like Frank Sinatra
 
2021-06-18 11:05:17 AM  

raerae1980: Ask a Brit.
I just find genealogy fascinating, and the Royals have traced theirs pretty far back.


There's been some fancy side-stepping of eligibility for the throne and at least some evidence that Edward IV was a bastard.  Of all the thrones that survived the centuries I'm not sure if you were taking bets during the Renaissance that England would have been a favorite to last.
 
2021-06-18 2:14:24 PM  
The monarchy needs to die with Elizabeth.
 
2021-06-18 2:37:52 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The monarchy needs to die with Elizabeth.


I've always wondered what the turnaround time will be to swap her image on dozens of currencies to Charles (or William). I like the US policy of you must be at least this dead to appear on our money.
 
2021-06-18 6:58:47 PM  
They were supposed to surrender their titles when the left The Firm
But she's such a greedy grasping social climbing malignant narcissist grifter she won't stop.
 
2021-06-18 7:30:49 PM  
Hopefully when the queen dies, the king and his brother will go to war.  Full on royal bloodletting.  Beheadings.  Maybe canadia will back the redhead and the UK backing the king.  Then nukes.  Only one can survive.
 
2021-06-18 8:02:00 PM  

Trik: They were supposed to surrender their titles when the left The Firm
But she's such a greedy grasping social climbing malignant narcissist grifter she won't stop.


You a writer for the Daily Mail?
 
2021-06-18 10:00:42 PM  
"a royal source has claimed".

OK, I've read enough. That's code for "unverified stuff our tabloid made up".
 
Displayed 28 of 28 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.