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(Slate)   "I want to live out my weird sexual fantasy, but I fear it's too weird for a woman. What do?"   (slate.com) divider line
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2021-06-17 11:57:46 PM  
About 10,000 older lesbians would love to have her phone number. Like Stoya says, get out there and meet them.
 
2021-06-18 12:00:42 AM  
Boy, this is a tough one, butt I'll think of something
 
2021-06-18 12:29:51 AM  
Go hang out at a Subaru dealership now and then.
 
2021-06-18 12:50:34 AM  
Well, you won't gain any points for saying you want someone 'really old, like 40 and over'
 
2021-06-18 2:34:25 AM  
That's not really that weird, honey.
 
2021-06-18 3:52:47 AM  
Butt stuff?
 
2021-06-18 3:54:16 AM  
I expected something a bit more ... spectacular from that headline.

I can't even butt stuff.
 
2021-06-18 3:54:50 AM  

batlock666: Butt stuff?


But you can!
 
2021-06-18 4:00:48 AM  
Dear Sarah Paulson
 
2021-06-18 4:23:36 AM  

turboke: I expected something a bit more ... spectacular from that headline.

I can't even butt stuff.


Well then keep reading TFA, the second bit is all butt stuff.
 
2021-06-18 5:59:36 AM  
People are so broken.
 
2021-06-18 6:13:25 AM  
I want to explore this fantasy in real life, but I have no idea how to meet or advertise myself to older women.

Wouldn't a lesbian bar have women of all ages?
 
2021-06-18 6:36:46 AM  
Try it with a man first? Find kinkier lesbians? Admit you're kind of vanilla and your real fear is that it's not kinky enough to interest anyone?

These are just off the top of my head.
 
2021-06-18 7:01:23 AM  
Knock it off Matt, get back to Congress.
 
2021-06-18 7:09:02 AM  
So, you have Mommy issues.
 
2021-06-18 7:09:21 AM  

turboke: I expected something a bit more ... spectacular from that headline.

I can't even butt stuff.


That's the second letter.
 
2021-06-18 7:18:02 AM  
That's not weird. Besides, lesbians will show up with U-Hauls ready to move in, their dating pool is so small.
 
2021-06-18 7:34:28 AM  

markie_farkie: Go hang out at a Subaru dealership now and then.


Maybe join a softball league while you're at it?  And flannel shirts are comfortable, I hear...
 
2021-06-18 8:18:02 AM  
Peggingm?
 
2021-06-18 8:18:55 AM  

Muta: I want to explore this fantasy in real life, but I have no idea how to meet or advertise myself to older women.

Wouldn't a lesbian bar have women of all ages?


There aren't many lesbian bars left.

There was a story about it like a couple of months ago.
 
2021-06-18 8:22:51 AM  

gaslight: That's not weird. Besides, lesbians will show up with U-Hauls ready to move in, their dating pool is so small.


Just don't let in any lesbians who are painting their U-Hauls black.
 
2021-06-18 8:50:03 AM  
Oh, honey. Bless your cotton socks.

Pack your Aztek, move to the Seattle, put ad in the Stranger.

By the time you have unpacked your flannel shirts, every bloated polyamorous couple in the tri-county area will be camped outside your door.
 
2021-06-18 8:54:21 AM  
Roleplaying the Lions and the Browns in the Super Bowl?

/yeah, come things are just too sick
 
2021-06-18 8:55:16 AM  
1) Discretion is the name of the game.   Get invited to a middle or high school event and scope parents.   Pick from the couples that don't seem together, research her and come on to her.   You will be surprised, excited and have fun.

2) stage fright, just stick it in the proper.  (I am NOT fixing that auto correct)

3) get him to work with large animals.   I'm not joking.   Send him to work with cows or horses.   A weekend branding cattle will teach him more about how to be awesome at BDSM than 3 years of reading books.

4) he's interested, just not with you.   3 parts of a relationship: physical, emotional, mental.   He's with you for a reason, and it's not the physical part, so enjoy the roommate.

5) threesomes got cut off by ads, so I'm left hanging here.   And I have to leave for work anyway.   So... try foursomes?
 
2021-06-18 9:14:01 AM  
FTFA : I think your best bet is to get out there and do get involved with your local queer scenes. Make friends. Encounter new people. Show up, be interested, be honest about what you're looking for, and you're more likely to meet someone you mesh with.

F-E-T-L-I-F-E
 
2021-06-18 10:05:29 AM  
Become acquainted with something beyond your own hedonism?
 
2021-06-18 10:15:19 AM  
Go on vacation somewhere that has a swingers sex club, maybe even a lesbian one.

I'll save some googling. At Trapeze in Atlanta or the Grove in Cleveland, GA, you can find all of the MILF or GILF you want to play with.
 
2021-06-18 10:38:18 AM  
Maybe if you only went with two jesters, instead of three.
 
2021-06-18 11:12:42 AM  
Just because this thread brought it to mind:

Jonathan Richman - I Was Dancing In The Lesbian Bar Live
Youtube XjFU98mEem4
 
2021-06-18 1:37:21 PM  
Claudia Winkelman and Davina McCall Want to Double Team Jon Snow - Big Fat Quiz
Youtube DzpYvals-GU


Forget it, guys. We're waaaay late to the party.
 
2021-06-18 2:57:31 PM  
Step 1: Purchase a robe and wizard hat.
 
2021-06-18 3:05:40 PM  

cryinoutloud: Become acquainted with something beyond your own hedonism?


What?  Why?
 
2021-06-18 6:32:17 PM  
Some of us gals are still hot at 50-something

i.imgur.comView Full Size


/ paulina
 
2021-06-19 12:40:10 AM  
It appears that she and I have something in common.
 
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