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(CBC)   "I probably should have retired a week earlier", American translation: "I'm gettin too old for this sh*t"   (cbc.ca) divider line
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2021-06-18 7:43:15 AM  
How old is young enough for a bear attack?
 
2021-06-18 7:45:14 AM  

jjorsett: How old is young enough for a bear attack?


42.
 
2021-06-18 7:45:26 AM  
Well, of course he got attacked by a bear, he was asking for it, what with those cutoff jeans shorts.
 
2021-06-18 7:49:16 AM  
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Shoulda told that Bear ta git off his Lawn...!!!!
 
2021-06-18 7:55:48 AM  

Resident Muslim: Well, of course he got attacked by a bear, he was asking for it, what with those cutoff jeans shorts.


Perfect, Bravo!
 
2021-06-18 8:04:35 AM  
"The bear finally let go after a colleague drove at it with a pickup truck"

The Leeroy Jenkins approach to wildlife management.
 
2021-06-18 8:11:07 AM  
People always mess up when it comes to bear defence.
You have to, have to, climb on its back. Bears aren't giraffes and they can't reach you with those jaws if you put them in a choke hold and yell "RAWWWARRAARARARARARWWW"

Then you bite them on the scruff, like a mama bear. Works every time.
 
2021-06-18 8:46:16 AM  

MillionDollarMo: Bears aren't giraffes


This person knows their stuff.
 
2021-06-18 8:59:50 AM  

Resident Muslim: Well, of course he got attacked by a bear, he was asking for it, what with those cutoff jeans shorts.


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2021-06-18 9:02:58 AM  
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"We call that retirony"
 
2021-06-18 9:27:11 AM  
Of course it was the bear's fault.
 
2021-06-18 9:27:59 AM  

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Shoulda told that Bear ta git off his Lawn...!!!!


Actually, it was bear's way of telling this to him. It was the bear's home, not the stupid human's.
 
2021-06-18 9:32:29 AM  
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2021-06-18 10:17:11 AM  
If you could bear with me a minute and pause to comprehend the toothy tale that has been presented. Not a thigh slapper at all, it will not keep you in stitches, but make you ponder your next visit to the woods.
...If you go out in the woods today, you're in for a big surprise!.....yadda yadda yadda, you better protect your thighs...
 
2021-06-18 10:33:40 AM  

MillionDollarMo: People always mess up when it comes to bear defence.
You have to, have to, climb on its back. Bears aren't giraffes and they can't reach you with those jaws if you put them in a choke hold and yell "RAWWWARRAARARARARARWWW"

Then you bite them on the scruff, like a mama bear. Works every time.


Funniest thing I've read in a month! Perfect!
 
2021-06-18 12:00:26 PM  
Looks like he picked the wrong week to not retire.
 
2021-06-18 1:00:37 PM  
If I were him I would get a colonoscopy while I'm already in the hospital, as I'd be clean as a whistle after a bear encounter like that.
 
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