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(Media Matters)   The sentient klan hood anally controlling Tucker Carlson is outraged the media isn't investigating his claim the FBI orchestrated the 1/6 terror attack, forgetting he's part of said media   (mediamatters.org) divider line
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2021-06-18 5:09:56 AM  
asking Tucker to do research is akin to asking the cast of Glee to do research. They're performers on an entertainment program, not news media.
 
2021-06-18 6:11:10 AM  
Tucker: literally Republican websites, RNC officials, Republican State AG's promoted the event. Proud Boys signed in with security the day before the The Dumbest Coup to tour with seated Republican Congress members around the building. Your own show and channel promoted the event. Folks on those websites took pictures  and videos of themselves breaking into the Capitol. Of chasing Capitol police with clubs, truncheons, and flagpoles.

How did the FBI manage to orchestrate all these Brave Pioneers into this? Please. Show your work.
 
2021-06-18 6:25:45 AM  

hubiestubert: Tucker: literally Republican websites, RNC officials, Republican State AG's promoted the event. Proud Boys signed in with security the day before the The Dumbest Coup to tour with seated Republican Congress members around the building. Your own show and channel promoted the event. Folks on those websites took pictures  and videos of themselves breaking into the Capitol. Of chasing Capitol police with clubs, truncheons, and flagpoles.

How did the FBI manage to orchestrate all these Brave Pioneers into this? Please. Show your work.


They're just good hearted country folk duped by the big city hucksters in the FBI.  Their patriotism got the best of them.
 
2021-06-18 7:23:38 AM  
It's near impossible to keep up with the Tucker Idiocy du jour. Pretty much all the Tucker blowups are the same crazy with a different flavor.

Maybe Tucker posts should just be numbered as opposed to titling them. Like 'The Daily Tucker v61821.v3'
 
2021-06-18 7:25:41 AM  
The first of what will probably be two or three Tucker Carlson threads.  How nice.
 
2021-06-18 7:26:49 AM  
Those are good questions, Tucker!

We should set up a Congressional commission to investigate the matter thoroughly and find the answers to those questions.

Make sure to tell your party that.
 
2021-06-18 7:28:53 AM  

EvilEgg: asking Tucker to do research is akin to asking the cast of Glee to do research. They're performers on an entertainment program, not news media.


I came in here to say this. Faux News talking heads have repeatedly demonstrated zero basis in reality. When sued for irresponsible shiat they say their primary defence is to admit as much and call their viewers idiots for believing it.
 
2021-06-18 7:29:30 AM  

hubiestubert: Tucker: literally Republican websites, RNC officials, Republican State AG's promoted the event. Proud Boys signed in with security the day before the The Dumbest Coup to tour with seated Republican Congress members around the building. Your own show and channel promoted the event. Folks on those websites took pictures  and videos of themselves breaking into the Capitol. Of chasing Capitol police with clubs, truncheons, and flagpoles.

How did the FBI manage to orchestrate all these Brave Pioneers into this? Please. Show your work.


Hey!  Somebody has to take responsibilities for their own actions, and it certainly isn't going to be the Republicans!  Their heads would go like in Scanners.
 
2021-06-18 7:30:15 AM  

Botkin of the Yard: The first of what will probably be two or three Tucker Carlson threads.  How nice.



Already at two and it's not even 8:00am.  Let's hope we're getting these out of the way early.
 
2021-06-18 7:31:17 AM  

Botkin of the Yard: The first of what will probably be two or three Tucker Carlson threads.  How nice.


Daily two minutes hate isn't enough.
 
2021-06-18 7:31:22 AM  
... guess he also forgot he's "not to be taken seriously".
 
2021-06-18 7:33:25 AM  

Jesterling: Botkin of the Yard: The first of what will probably be two or three Tucker Carlson threads.  How nice.


Already at two and it's not even 8:00am.  Let's hope we're getting these out of the way early.


I'm sure there's a Juneteenth one in the barrel.
 
2021-06-18 7:35:37 AM  
We can just ignore him, you know.
 
2021-06-18 7:36:02 AM  
I'm equally parts amused and frightened that he says these things knowing his low/no-intellect fanbase will swallow this load of bollocks hook, line, and sinker.  He might as well of said it was orchestrated by the ghey Teletubby.
 
2021-06-18 7:36:58 AM  
He isn't the media.

He's tabloid, fake news.
 
2021-06-18 7:41:37 AM  

mrparks: He isn't the media.

He's tabloid, fake news.


Legally, he isn't news. He's entertainment, like Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, Hallmark movies, and other outlets for unemployed racists.
 
2021-06-18 7:42:49 AM  
Goddamned liberal socialist law enforcement.

Unless they're arresting people I don't like, then bleu livves matterr
 
2021-06-18 7:46:20 AM  
*ucker Carlson can choke on a golf ball. Hopefully it goes long enough for him to get enough dain bramage to forget how to speak.
 
2021-06-18 7:52:23 AM  
"the national security state who run the social media accounts of The New York Times and occupy the anchor desks at CNN, they became hysterical when we mentioned it. "You can't say that," they screamed, "that's not allowed!"

Narrator: No they didn't.

He really is writing a fan-fiction narrative, at this point.
 
2021-06-18 7:52:40 AM  
"You would hate to think that NBC News,for example, or Vox, or The Atlanticor The Washington Postor The Daily Beastor The New York Times or any of them are in fact working to protect the regime at the expense of the public."

Hey Tucks, everyone involved with LEO response to the Capitol Riots were part of the Trump "Regime."  I know you know this, and I know you're expecting your myrmadons not to know this, but you are, in fact, a farking moron.
 
2021-06-18 7:52:48 AM  

Bugerz: *ucker Carlson can choke on a golf ballduck penis. Hopefully it goes long enough for him to get enough dain bramage to forget how to speak.


/ got nothin'
 
2021-06-18 7:54:12 AM  

GoldSpider: Botkin of the Yard: The first of what will probably be two or three Tucker Carlson threads.  How nice.

Daily two minutes hate isn't enough.


Not for Tucker.
 
2021-06-18 7:57:01 AM  

Icarus_Rising: GoldSpider: Botkin of the Yard: The first of what will probably be two or three Tucker Carlson threads.  How nice.

Daily two minutes hate isn't enough.

Not for Tucker.


Fark is an aging population, and it's really not helping anything when the PolTab modmins are trying to keep everyone's blood pressure elevated.
 
2021-06-18 7:58:42 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Bugerz: *ucker Carlson can choke on a golf ballduck penis. Hopefully it goes long enough for him to get enough dain bramage to forget how to speak.

/ got nothin'


Edit acceptable. Duck Penii are terrifying,
 
2021-06-18 7:58:46 AM  
I'm starting to think that Art Carlson's son on WKRP in Cincinnati was real -- and that he grew up to be Tuckkker Carlson...
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I mean, he seems pretty upset about some pretty standard operating procedure for dealing with potential criminal conspiracies at the FBI, that has been more than acceptable to authoritarian bootlickers like him for about 40 years.

I guess it was always about who is being investigated.
 
2021-06-18 8:02:26 AM  
So? What those people don't know -- or conveniently forget --  I can just about squeeze in the Grand farking Canyon.
 
2021-06-18 8:02:31 AM  
He's either insane, an asshole, an idiot, an insurrectionist, or just a greedy farker spouting shiat for the money. My bet's on all of the above. I hate saying this, but I've been thinking that the 1st Amendment needs a revision.
 
2021-06-18 8:04:13 AM  

GoldSpider: Icarus_Rising: GoldSpider: Botkin of the Yard: The first of what will probably be two or three Tucker Carlson threads.  How nice.

Daily two minutes hate isn't enough.

Not for Tucker.

Fark is an aging population, and it's really not helping anything when the PolTab modmins are trying to keep everyone's blood pressure elevated.


Fark doesn't raise my blood pressure.  My addiction to Road Rage and Karen videos on youtube does that.
 
2021-06-18 8:05:20 AM  
He is simply following the formula....

Make up something out of thin air.

Hype it on your channel/page/blog whatever...

Legitimate media ignores it.

Go back on your channel/page/blog/whatever and hand wave about "tHE mEdIa iS iGnORinG tHiS tO cOvEr uP fOR tHe dEmOcRaTS".

Brain dead viewers nod their heads in agreement.

This is how lies become "truth".

Carlson knows this and it's why he does it. He knows his audience are buffoons who will believe anything he tells them.
 
2021-06-18 8:05:41 AM  
I'm confused. Is this the same FBI that used Hillary's emails to get Trump elected?

The Deep State sure isn't very consistent on which side they pick.

This is like someone I know saying the Establishment picked Trump over Hillary in 2016, totally overlooking the fact that Hillary was about as Establishment as they come.
 
2021-06-18 8:06:53 AM  
You know it's a real shame that those protesters went to his house and upset him so much. Tucker Carlson moved from his original residents after that to some place that's more difficult for people to visit him.
 
2021-06-18 8:11:42 AM  

Icarus_Rising: GoldSpider: Icarus_Rising: GoldSpider: Botkin of the Yard: The first of what will probably be two or three Tucker Carlson threads.  How nice.

Daily two minutes hate isn't enough.

Not for Tucker.

Fark is an aging population, and it's really not helping anything when the PolTab modmins are trying to keep everyone's blood pressure elevated.

Fark doesn't raise my blood pressure.  My addiction to Road Rage and Karen videos on youtube does that.


I find myself detached from rage news since the Biden election.

More alt history and junky space marine fiction. This has helped my blood pressure and anxiety drop. But when I do check in on the poltab and see the alternative reality of the right. It spikes because this is what some of my family consumes as god's word.
 
2021-06-18 8:16:17 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: He's either insane, an asshole, an idiot, an insurrectionist, or just a greedy farker spouting shiat for the money. My bet's on all of the above. I hate saying this, but I've been thinking that the 1st Amendment needs a revision.


No. The American people need to be taxed appropriately so schools can do their jobs.

The cure for dumb people is to accept we have to have a few of them, but don't have to have all of them, and act accordingly.
 
2021-06-18 8:36:02 AM  
This tucker fella sure draws in a bunch of green lights.
 
2021-06-18 8:37:36 AM  

Shaggy_C: We can just ignore him, you know.


Yeah. You're not we, you're a right wing troll.
 
2021-06-18 8:44:16 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: He's either insane, an asshole, an idiot, an insurrectionist, or just a greedy farker spouting shiat for the money. My bet's on all of the above. I hate saying this, but I've been thinking that the 1st Amendment needs a revision.


Other real democratic nations just rewrite the constitution, instead of just making the Supreme Court reinvent what it means, or adding amendments.

The US constitution is not the Bible, stop treating it as such. If USA is a democracy, it's surely able to write a constitution.
 
2021-06-18 8:45:07 AM  

hubiestubert: Tucker: literally Republican websites, RNC officials, Republican State AG's promoted the event. Proud Boys signed in with security the day before the The Dumbest Coup to tour with seated Republican Congress members around the building. Your own show and channel promoted the event. Folks on those websites took pictures  and videos of themselves breaking into the Capitol. Of chasing Capitol police with clubs, truncheons, and flagpoles.

How did the FBI manage to orchestrate all these Brave Pioneers into this? Please. Show your work.


I've met Proud Boy and 3%er FBI agents. It's bloody terrifying.

That said, wrong agency for staging coups. They are thinking of the CIA.

/all the alphabet agencies are damn hard to keep track of who does what with what information
 
2021-06-18 8:58:39 AM  

mrparks: He isn't the media.

He's tabloid, fake news.


He's the live-action version of The National Enquirer at your supermarket checkout
 
2021-06-18 8:59:15 AM  
In which Tucker Carlson's words have me making Tucker Carlson's stupid expression.
 
2021-06-18 9:00:36 AM  

Peki: I've met Proud Boy and 3%er FBI agents. It's bloody terrifying.


Yep and I see way too many Punisher decals next to "thin blue line" decals on the back of pickup trucks.
I've even seen small, discrete ones on police cruisers.

We have a problem in this country, and we need to get it under control fast.
 
2021-06-18 9:02:58 AM  

Peki: hubiestubert: Tucker: literally Republican websites, RNC officials, Republican State AG's promoted the event. Proud Boys signed in with security the day before the The Dumbest Coup to tour with seated Republican Congress members around the building. Your own show and channel promoted the event. Folks on those websites took pictures  and videos of themselves breaking into the Capitol. Of chasing Capitol police with clubs, truncheons, and flagpoles.

How did the FBI manage to orchestrate all these Brave Pioneers into this? Please. Show your work.

I've met Proud Boy and 3%er FBI agents. It's bloody terrifying.

That said, wrong agency for staging coups. They are thinking of the CIA.

/all the alphabet agencies are damn hard to keep track of who does what with what information


The FBI are law enforcement. They are perfect for ruining your life. In the context with the rest of the country. The FBI can make your life a never ending hellscape where you will beg for jail. They can bring in other agencies that will only contribute to that.

The CIA can bring down nations. Or at least increase conditions so it flies apart along predictable cleave points. Which is why they're not supposed to operate here-well, spy domestically-and have severely limited authorized powers on US soil.
 
2021-06-18 9:04:47 AM  
I'm certain Tuk-Tuk's crack team of investigative journalists, backstopped by professional fact-checkers and with the full backing of the 44th floor will get right into this, their original reportage is unparalleled in its depth, nuance and respect for accur-

oh wait no I mean the other thing.
 
2021-06-18 9:05:09 AM  
Said it before but worth repeating (for me anyway). I spoonerize his name. "Cucker Tarlson"
 
2021-06-18 9:09:14 AM  

hubiestubert: Peki: hubiestubert: Tucker: literally Republican websites, RNC officials, Republican State AG's promoted the event. Proud Boys signed in with security the day before the The Dumbest Coup to tour with seated Republican Congress members around the building. Your own show and channel promoted the event. Folks on those websites took pictures  and videos of themselves breaking into the Capitol. Of chasing Capitol police with clubs, truncheons, and flagpoles.

How did the FBI manage to orchestrate all these Brave Pioneers into this? Please. Show your work.

I've met Proud Boy and 3%er FBI agents. It's bloody terrifying.

That said, wrong agency for staging coups. They are thinking of the CIA.

/all the alphabet agencies are damn hard to keep track of who does what with what information

The FBI are law enforcement. They are perfect for ruining your life. In the context with the rest of the country. The FBI can make your life a never ending hellscape where you will beg for jail. They can bring in other agencies that will only contribute to that.

The CIA can bring down nations. Or at least increase conditions so it flies apart along predictable cleave points. Which is why they're not supposed to operate here-well, spy domestically-and have severely limited authorized powers on US soil.


Yes, I'm aware how law enforcement can fark with you, and how they don't even have to do it themselves, they can get others to fark with you if they want.

And yes, I'm aware the CIA isn't supposed to operate on US soil. There was a lot of things that happened during the Trump admin that wasn't supposed to happen.

/the slow unraveling of everything he did to strong arm the government for his purposes is going to be an incredible set of books when they are done
 
2021-06-18 9:11:46 AM  

Peki: hubiestubert: Peki: hubiestubert: Tucker: literally Republican websites, RNC officials, Republican State AG's promoted the event. Proud Boys signed in with security the day before the The Dumbest Coup to tour with seated Republican Congress members around the building. Your own show and channel promoted the event. Folks on those websites took pictures  and videos of themselves breaking into the Capitol. Of chasing Capitol police with clubs, truncheons, and flagpoles.

How did the FBI manage to orchestrate all these Brave Pioneers into this? Please. Show your work.

I've met Proud Boy and 3%er FBI agents. It's bloody terrifying.

That said, wrong agency for staging coups. They are thinking of the CIA.

/all the alphabet agencies are damn hard to keep track of who does what with what information

The FBI are law enforcement. They are perfect for ruining your life. In the context with the rest of the country. The FBI can make your life a never ending hellscape where you will beg for jail. They can bring in other agencies that will only contribute to that.

The CIA can bring down nations. Or at least increase conditions so it flies apart along predictable cleave points. Which is why they're not supposed to operate here-well, spy domestically-and have severely limited authorized powers on US soil.

Yes, I'm aware how law enforcement can fark with you, and how they don't even have to do it themselves, they can get others to fark with you if they want.

And yes, I'm aware the CIA isn't supposed to operate on US soil. There was a lot of things that happened during the Trump admin that wasn't supposed to happen.

/the slow unraveling of everything he did to strong arm the government for his purposes is going to be an incredible set of books when they are done


It wasn't supposed to be a dig, as much as clarification and illustration of your point. Sorry if it came off as such.
 
2021-06-18 9:13:03 AM  
Another Tucker article?  Funny thing is I "watch" Tucker sometimes and I couldn't tell you one day to the next wtf he babbled about until I read about it the next day on Fark or another website reporting his show as news.  His sing-song cadence is kind of amusing and when he or his guest isn't on some evangelical kick I find the rants entertaining.  If I last until Hannity the TV goes off or muted...that's definitely the deep end of the angry spite-right pool.
 
2021-06-18 9:13:51 AM  
Hubiestubert: No worries, you're good. My original reply was a half serious joke.
 
2021-06-18 9:33:06 AM  
Fox no longer reports any news, they faked it for a while,.  Anymore they make themselves the news by creating and boosting conspiracy theories that the other outlets need to debunk.  its infuriating.
 
2021-06-18 9:39:49 AM  

Botkin of the Yard: The first of what will probably be two or three Tucker Carlson threads.  How nice.


I see somebody has been to finishing school.
 
2021-06-18 9:46:08 AM  

Peki: hubiestubert: Tucker: literally Republican websites, RNC officials, Republican State AG's promoted the event. Proud Boys signed in with security the day before the The Dumbest Coup to tour with seated Republican Congress members around the building. Your own show and channel promoted the event. Folks on those websites took pictures  and videos of themselves breaking into the Capitol. Of chasing Capitol police with clubs, truncheons, and flagpoles.

How did the FBI manage to orchestrate all these Brave Pioneers into this? Please. Show your work.

I've met Proud Boy and 3%er FBI agents. It's bloody terrifying.

That said, wrong agency for staging coups. They are thinking of the CIA.

/all the alphabet agencies are damn hard to keep track of who does what with what information



The problem with some FBI agents being Proud Boy or 3%ers is that some may have been stupid enough to be involved with this. But, in the same way that a Disproportionate number of current and former military personnel [were] arrested in [the] Capitol attack doesn't show that the military as a whole was actively involved in orchestrating the act. Both are causes for concern and investigation, but far from proving a "deep state."
 
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