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(Daily Star)   Irish woman goes to court over allegedly doing it doggy style. With helpful pic of a doggy included (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2021-06-18 12:02:19 AM  
Ruff sex
 
2021-06-18 2:36:12 AM  
The Masters and Johnson Institute published a book about how common doggie love is.  According to that book, it isn't that rare.
 
2021-06-18 4:31:02 AM  
Ah, mutt stuff. Never fails.
 
2021-06-18 4:35:10 AM  
How does anyone even find out this? It says she did it at home. Did she post a video of it online? Did she tell her friends? "Hey, remember how I was saying I wanted to shag my dog? Did it! It was great! He was just a little ruff."

/WTF is wrong with people
 
2021-06-18 4:40:21 AM  

hissatsu: How does anyone even find out this? It says she did it at home. Did she post a video of it online? Did she tell her friends? "Hey, remember how I was saying I wanted to shag my dog? Did it! It was great! He was just a little ruff."

/WTF is wrong with people


The police were deep in the lab for this investigation
 
2021-06-18 4:44:00 AM  

hissatsu: How does anyone even find out this? It says she did it at home. Did she post a video of it online? Did she tell her friends? "Hey, remember how I was saying I wanted to shag my dog? Did it! It was great! He was just a little ruff."

/WTF is wrong with people


She was caught by the pup-arazzi
 
2021-06-18 4:54:50 AM  

hissatsu: How does anyone even find out this? It says she did it at home. Did she post a video of it online? Did she tell her friends? "Hey, remember how I was saying I wanted to shag my dog? Did it! It was great! He was just a little ruff."

/WTF is wrong with people


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Pillow talk.
 
2021-06-18 4:58:27 AM  
She likes art museum
 
2021-06-18 5:02:47 AM  
Cat turned her in

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2021-06-18 5:04:22 AM  

jim32rr: Cat turned her in

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Dog turned her on
 
2021-06-18 5:04:22 AM  
Mom?
 
2021-06-18 5:26:36 AM  
Collar matched the cruffs?
 
2021-06-18 5:41:47 AM  

hissatsu: How does anyone even find out this? It says she did it at home. Did she post a video of it online? Did she tell her friends? "Hey, remember how I was saying I wanted to shag my dog? Did it! It was great! He was just a little ruff."

/WTF is wrong with people


good question, i'm guessing somewhere she posted the information, photos, or video. if not did someone pass by the house and see her and her buddy in action and call it in
 
2021-06-18 5:43:27 AM  
No wonder she seemed excited when I told her she was getting a little Husky.
 
2021-06-18 5:52:43 AM  

luckyeddie: jim32rr: Cat turned her in

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Dog turned her on


Did you look at the pic from the article?  That dog looked pretty happy...
 
2021-06-18 6:04:12 AM  
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2021-06-18 6:08:29 AM  
"It was a shiatzhu job, but someone had to do him." ~Defendant

The woman is repugnant.
 
2021-06-18 6:09:02 AM  
All I know is that when I come home with a thirty-five pound tub of peanut butter, my dog is NOT happy to see me.

/Wait, what?
//Yes, 35 pound buckets are real
///Third slashie buys them for about $70
 
2021-06-18 6:09:53 AM  

hissatsu: How does anyone even find out this? It says she did it at home. Did she post a video of it online? Did she tell her friends? "Hey, remember how I was saying I wanted to shag my dog? Did it! It was great! He was just a little ruff."

/WTF is wrong with people


Sniffed out by the old legal beagle.
 
2021-06-18 6:12:59 AM  
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2021-06-18 6:14:43 AM  
She was really after dem furry lucky charms.
 
2021-06-18 6:16:55 AM  
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2021-06-18 6:18:11 AM  

dyhchong: "It was a shiatzhu job, but someone had to do him." ~Defendant

The woman is repugnant.


She left you man, let it go
 
2021-06-18 6:21:19 AM  
I think the real question here is: did she raw dog?
 
2021-06-18 6:22:51 AM  

hissatsu: How does anyone even find out this? It says she did it at home. Did she post a video of it online? Did she tell her friends? "Hey, remember how I was saying I wanted to shag my dog? Did it! It was great! He was just a little ruff."

/WTF is wrong with people


Would she have said that in a husky voice?
 
2021-06-18 6:42:09 AM  
"she committed an act of buggery with an animal, a mixed breed dog"...  Not only doggie style, but anal. This leads to the question - was she a top or a bottom?
 
2021-06-18 6:51:39 AM  
The real outrage here; the dog was better than the typical Dublin guy.

/"Burn the witch! How dare she enjoy sex!"
 
2021-06-18 6:55:13 AM  
Lol. What's her reddit username?

/bet she's a mod
 
2021-06-18 7:01:31 AM  

Biser: "she committed an act of buggery with an animal, a mixed breed dog"...  Not only doggie style, but anal. This leads to the question - was she a top or a bottom?


i'm guessing buggery refers to anything outside of missionary position between spouses, the same as the legal def. of sodomy in America. (yes really).  granted, this is further outside than most.
but c'mon, did you see that pic?  that's a handsome boy, yes he is!  yes he is!
 
2021-06-18 7:04:37 AM  

Biser: "she committed an act of buggery with an animal, a mixed breed dog"...  Not only doggie style, but anal. This leads to the question - was she a top or a bottom?


Neither; she was Irish.
 
2021-06-18 7:14:11 AM  

hissatsu: How does anyone even find out this? It says she did it at home. Did she post a video of it online? Did she tell her friends? "Hey, remember how I was saying I wanted to shag my dog? Did it! It was great! He was just a little ruff."

/WTF is wrong with people


Loose lips at the dog pound.
 
2021-06-18 7:18:02 AM  

hissatsu: How does anyone even find out this? It says she did it at home. Did she post a video of it online? Did she tell her friends? "Hey, remember how I was saying I wanted to shag my dog? Did it! It was great! He was just a little ruff."

/WTF is wrong with people


Even at a Costco, regularly buying excessive amounts of peanut butter raises suspicions.
 
2021-06-18 7:20:27 AM  
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That's a ruff 29
 
2021-06-18 7:22:06 AM  
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Seriously though, what the hell lady?
 
2021-06-18 7:35:31 AM  

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That's a ruff 29


But he looks So Happy!
 
2021-06-18 7:40:59 AM  

InfoFreako: hissatsu: How does anyone even find out this? It says she did it at home. Did she post a video of it online? Did she tell her friends? "Hey, remember how I was saying I wanted to shag my dog? Did it! It was great! He was just a little ruff."

/WTF is wrong with people

Loose lips at the dog pound.


Well they are now.
 
2021-06-18 7:41:32 AM  
"Who's a good boy? Who's the bestest boy? You are!" Gave her away.
 
2021-06-18 7:42:30 AM  

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2021-06-18 7:51:08 AM  
Taken too literally...

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2021-06-18 7:52:44 AM  
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2021-06-18 7:56:00 AM  

DON.MAC: The Masters and Johnson Institute published a book about how common doggie love is.  According to that book, it isn't that rare.


Donny Osmond - Puppy Love ( TOTP ) 1972
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2021-06-18 7:58:54 AM  
It doesn't turn me on, but I don't get why we're so worried about it as 'animal abuse' or something.  Dogs don't have the abstract thought capacity to see this as disgusting or whatever.  To humans, the woman farked a dog.  From the dog's perspective... he had sex.  A horny dog will - happily - hump anything, which is why I had to have my dog fixed.

I'd be more inclined to go after people who leave their dog in smallish urban yards all the time and never take them on walks.  They're social animals and leaving them idle and mostly alone is torture.
 
2021-06-18 7:59:27 AM  
Are they charging the dog as well?
 
2021-06-18 8:00:12 AM  

hissatsu: How does anyone even find out this? It says she did it at home. Did she post a video of it online? Did she tell her friends? "Hey, remember how I was saying I wanted to shag my dog? Did it! It was great! He was just a little ruff."

/WTF is wrong with people


Probably an accusation from a jilted suitor.  That's really all it takes in most of the world.
 
2021-06-18 8:10:52 AM  
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It was the Cat that call the Cops on that wanna be Bi*ch......!!!!!!
 
2021-06-18 8:17:20 AM  

jim32rr: dyhchong: "It was a shiatzhu job, but someone had to do him." ~Defendant

The woman is repugnant.

She left you man, let it go


Would you just "let it go" if you were left for a dog?

WOULD YOU?
 
2021-06-18 8:20:58 AM  

Unsung_Hero: It doesn't turn me on, but I don't get why we're so worried about it as 'animal abuse' or something.  Dogs don't have the abstract thought capacity to see this as disgusting or whatever.  To humans, the woman farked a dog.  From the dog's perspective... he had sex.  A horny dog will - happily - hump anything, which is why I had to have my dog fixed.

I'd be more inclined to go after people who leave their dog in smallish urban yards all the time and never take them on walks.  They're social animals and leaving them idle and mostly alone is torture.


If she's hot I agree
 
2021-06-18 8:23:08 AM  

Unsung_Hero: It doesn't turn me on, but I don't get why we're so worried about it as 'animal abuse' or something.  Dogs don't have the abstract thought capacity to see this as disgusting or whatever.  To humans, the woman farked a dog.  From the dog's perspective... he had sex.  A horny dog will - happily - hump anything, which is why I had to have my dog fixed.


I don't want to be the person who assumes this though. I mean we assume so much about dogs and don't know.  For example, all the stuff about Alphas turned out to be total fark.

While I don't think we need squads of law enforcement monitoring people for farking of dogs, when encountered, I don't think it's inappropriate to act. "Don't get why we're so worried about" shouldn't mean ignore it.  Just don't waste time looking for it.

In other news: people fark farm animals.
 
2021-06-18 8:25:59 AM  
I'll bet she was all in knots over it.
I'm so sorry.
 
2021-06-18 8:32:01 AM  

Unsung_Hero: It doesn't turn me on, but I don't get why we're so worried about it as 'animal abuse' or something.  Dogs don't have the abstract thought capacity to see this as disgusting or whatever.  To humans, the woman farked a dog.  From the dog's perspective... he had sex.  A horny dog will - happily - hump anything, which is why I had to have my dog fixed.

I'd be more inclined to go after people who leave their dog in smallish urban yards all the time and never take them on walks.  They're social animals and leaving them idle and mostly alone is torture.


Well I guess we found the lady from the article.
 
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