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2021-06-17 10:01:01 PM  
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2021-06-18 3:13:53 AM  
Cognitive dissonance requires cognition.
 
2021-06-18 3:24:30 AM  
damn, just give the creep a damn tab already, Drew .
 
2021-06-18 3:29:14 AM  
At this point the news is when he says something that isn't ignorant and racist.
 
2021-06-18 3:35:26 AM  
I've never seen anyone so passionate about being completely wrong on every level of every issue. It's kind of amazing, just brilliant ignorance.
 
2021-06-18 3:36:36 AM  
It's unfortunate he'll never suffer financial consequences for his BS. He's got more money than he's ever likely to spend, which implies he likes this.
 
2021-06-18 3:41:44 AM  

likefunbutnot: At this point the news is when he says something that isn't ignorant and racist.


So there hasn't been any news for a while, then.
 
2021-06-18 3:46:49 AM  
 I've posted in Carlson threads before (even this week, I think), but at this point I think we should just ignore him. It took a while, but it worked for Sarah Palin. No matter how much she kept spouting off. Remember when the pol tab was all Sarah, all the time? We can do it again. Tucker never, ever brings an actual argument to consider so why do we pay attention to him? Who gives a f*ck what Fox viewers think.
 
2021-06-18 3:47:29 AM  
Rinse the Blood Off My Toga
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2021-06-18 3:50:07 AM  
He's just saying that he's not a conservative. Understandable given how embarrassing it is to be a conservative these days.
 
2021-06-18 3:53:00 AM  
Remember when Drew wrote a book with a chapter called "Stop giving nutjobs equal time"?
 
2021-06-18 3:54:04 AM  
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2021-06-18 4:17:53 AM  
Time for the readers and S&S' more liberal authors to start petitioning S&S to dump Tucker or they'll go somewhere else.
 
2021-06-18 4:26:32 AM  
S&S said to Tucker "Sure, we'll publish your book as long as you market it to the rubes and don't make us look like we enjoy profiting off facism."

Job done. He's contractually obligated to make everyone believe that S&S appear to hate Nazis, and this Fark thread has fallen right into the plan.
 
2021-06-18 4:33:07 AM  
He's making fun of his own viewers.
 
2021-06-18 4:38:02 AM  

Aussie_As: S&S said to Tucker "Sure, we'll publish your book as long as you market it to the rubes and don't make us look like we enjoy profiting off facism."

Job done. He's contractually obligated to make everyone believe that S&S appear to hate Nazis, and this Fark thread has fallen right into the plan.


Wow.  That's so obvious.  I hate that I didn't see that, I feel genuinely sheepish.
 
2021-06-18 4:40:46 AM  

grumpfuff: Remember when Drew wrote a book with a chapter called "Stop giving nutjobs equal time"?


And he has a website that profits off those same nutjobs, sooooo...

/everyone's principles are tested once you have to pay the bills
 
2021-06-18 4:50:42 AM  

Peki: grumpfuff: Remember when Drew wrote a book with a chapter called "Stop giving nutjobs equal time"?

And he has a website that profits off those same nutjobs, sooooo...

/everyone's principles are tested once you have to pay the bills


Well if that were true there would have been, like, thousands of Trump threads around here in recent years.
 
2021-06-18 4:53:31 AM  
Dopes his head get larger each time he gets fired from a cable news company?


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By the time he arrives at OAN next year, it'll be a full Mackey situation.
 
2021-06-18 4:58:46 AM  

sidailurch: I've never seen anyone so passionate about being completely wrong on every level of every issue. It's kind of amazing, just brilliant ignorance.


I saw a massively overgrown Oompa-Loompa do that every single day for four years.
 
2021-06-18 5:26:45 AM  
I just want to tell the Black woman who lives in Tucker's head and is eternally slapping his face to keep up the good work.
 
2021-06-18 6:16:45 AM  
Guess he'll have to go back to the Race Bait Shop to make a buck:

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2021-06-18 7:00:47 AM  
Ah F@cker.  I missed you since yesterday.

Well, mocking you.
 
2021-06-18 7:12:16 AM  

sidailurch: I've never seen anyone so passionate about being completely wrong on every level of every issue. It's kind of amazing, just brilliant ignorance.


He's made a very lucrative career out of being completely wrong about everything, like many others on the right.
 
2021-06-18 7:12:24 AM  
Another "free market" conservative concerned about private businesses being able to operate as they please. Shocking, actually.
 
2021-06-18 7:19:22 AM  
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2021-06-18 7:31:17 AM  
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2021-06-18 8:32:44 AM  
His book will be 50 cent at thrift stores across the southeast within 45 days of publication.
 
2021-06-18 8:36:48 AM  

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Came here for this. It's really all you can say, at this point with these clowns....

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2021-06-18 8:43:36 AM  

grumpfuff: Remember when Drew wrote a book with a chapter called "Stop giving nutjobs equal time"?


Remember when Drew said he supported Donald Trump?
 
2021-06-18 9:02:25 AM  

imauniter: His book will be 50 cent at thrift stores across the southeast within 45 days of publication.


Some years ago, a friend of mine bought a kind of run down house in Hammond, Indiana.
She found four previously unopened boxes filled with copies of Dan Quayle's autobiography sitting in the middle of the basement when she moved in.

Good lesbian that she is, they got used as kindling in her stove for a couple years.
 
2021-06-18 9:54:16 AM  
Simon & Schuster should be shamed for publishing a white supremacist's book.
 
2021-06-18 10:47:11 AM  
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2021-06-18 11:10:28 AM  

WilderKWight: Simon & Schuster should be shamed for publishing a white supremacist's book.


Do you mean Laura Ingraham, or Ben Shapiro, or Trump, or what? Which white supremacist published by Simon and Schuster do you mean?
 
2021-06-18 11:16:48 AM  

WilderKWight: Simon & Schuster should be shamed for publishing a white supremacist's book.


Maybe you meant Lou Dobbs or Limbaugh when he was breathing. White supremacy is kind of a big market for them.
 
2021-06-18 1:43:11 PM  
If I don't get hired for a job, it's because someone else was a better fit or more qualified.  If I don't get my book published, it's because my book wasn't very good.  If I don't win an election, it's because someone else got more votes.

If a conservative doesn't get hired for a job, IT'S AFFIRMATIVE ACTION!  If a conservative doesn't get a book published, IT'S CENSORSHIP!  If a conservative doesn't win an election, THE OTHER SIDE CHEATED AND TOO MANY BLACK PEOPLE WERE ALLOWED TO VOTE!
 
2021-06-18 10:14:58 PM  

imauniter: His book will be 50 cent at thrift stores across the southeast within 45 days of publication.


Nobody ever reads these books. They get purchased by people who need to get a birthday present for that lunatic uncle (or in some sad cases parent) who will be perfectly happy to receive it but never get around to actually reading it, just put it prominently on the book shelf until it moves down a spot next birthday/Christmas and the new book which will also never be read arrives.
 
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