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(Herald Online)   Phil Mickelson went "SERSLAH?" to fans during his disastrous opening round at the US Open: IDK BFF Jill unavailable for comment   (heraldonline.com) divider line
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2021-06-18 4:47:33 AM  
FIGJAM.
 
2021-06-18 6:33:36 AM  
Frustrating phone fails dog Phil Mickelson to start U.S. Open

damn that was hard to parse. my brain wanted "fails" to be the verb and "dog" a noun.
 
2021-06-18 8:14:34 AM  

hughesrep: FIGJAM.


but is there really any need to JAM when he's already FIGged?
 
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2021-06-18 9:04:23 AM  

virulent_loser: Frustrating phone fails dog Phil Mickelson to start U.S. Open

damn that was hard to parse. my brain wanted "fails" to be the verb and "dog" a noun.


Exactly the same way I kept reading it. Thought I was having a stroke. Glad to know I'm not the only one.
 
2021-06-18 9:46:37 AM  
So after he got his silence he still farked it up
 
2021-06-18 10:12:58 AM  
Schauffle saying he "manned up and hit a shot" through a ding.  Way to go Xander. Don't know how you accomplished such a feat.
 
2021-06-18 10:59:30 AM  
phones are chirping like birds

Last I checked birds tend to hang out a golf courses so I fail to see why this is a problem.
 
2021-06-18 11:02:08 AM  
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2021-06-18 11:03:23 AM  

151: virulent_loser: Frustrating phone fails dog Phil Mickelson to start U.S. Open

damn that was hard to parse. my brain wanted "fails" to be the verb and "dog" a noun.

Exactly the same way I kept reading it. Thought I was having a stroke. Glad to know I'm not the only one.


Thirded.
 
2021-06-18 3:34:33 PM  
English are not with the headlines great connection and sunflower blissfullness.
 
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