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2021-06-16 2:20:39 PM  
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2021-06-16 2:56:27 PM  
BLM?
 
2021-06-16 3:04:35 PM  
Spiny Norman?
 
2021-06-16 3:21:53 PM  
The Bureau of Land Management strikes again!
 
2021-06-16 3:23:54 PM  
That eyebrow and the peepee dance tells me the jimmies are rustled.  He's not a very animated guy.
 
2021-06-16 3:24:21 PM  

Ringshadow: The Bureau of Land Management strikes again!


They have a long arm.

Somewhere in Russia, a puddle is about to be regulated.
 
2021-06-16 3:24:54 PM  
Nerve gas in the undies.
 
2021-06-16 3:25:09 PM  
Putin's afraid of Black Lives Matter?

Wait what?
 
2021-06-16 3:25:12 PM  
Keep an eye out for any Russian day-tourists, and please don't touch the door.
 
2021-06-16 3:25:28 PM  
In Russia, leaders must always show strength, or else someone will depose them.
 
2021-06-16 3:25:30 PM  
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2021-06-16 3:25:41 PM  

Ringshadow: The Bureau of Land Management strikes again!


It's been that way ever since Deb Haaland become Secretary of the Interior.

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2021-06-16 3:25:45 PM  

nijika: That eyebrow and the peepee dance tells me the jimmies are rustled.  He's not a very animated guy.


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2021-06-16 3:25:57 PM  
....lampshade time already?
 
2021-06-16 3:26:00 PM  

Peki: Putin's afraid of Black Lives Matter?

Wait what?


Putin probably thinks black people dont exist in russia just like gays or something.
 
2021-06-16 3:26:32 PM  

Ringshadow: The Bureau of Land Management strikes again!


They havent figured out how to change the moon's orbit yet
 
2021-06-16 3:27:42 PM  
LAW AND ORDER!

/and a little vodak never hurts, da?
 
2021-06-16 3:29:00 PM  
you fark independents must be giddy that your autocratic man crush is speaking for you!
 
2021-06-16 3:29:05 PM  

Peki: Putin's afraid of Black Lives Matter?

Wait what?


Putin - just like American so-called "conservatives" - is dishonestly conflating those two things. It's not that he's afraid of them, it's that it's all part of the "conservative" con game he's all too happy to exploit. They're trying to keep racial tensions inflamed, and discredit the BLM movement.

Our enemies, foreign and domestic, are on the same page - and it isn't just coincidence.
 
2021-06-16 3:29:54 PM  
Foreign agents?? Navalny is homegrown, Bubba.
 
2021-06-16 3:30:43 PM  

Peki: Putin's afraid of Black Lives Matter?

Wait what?


Whatabouting is a piece of cake when you have the Republican Party coming up with/amplifying your talking points.
 
2021-06-16 3:30:47 PM  
Boris Like Mudak
 
2021-06-16 3:30:58 PM  

Peki: Putin's afraid of Black Lives Matter?

Wait what?


No, he's afraid of Americans.

/He's afraid of the world.
//He's afraid he can't help it.
///He's afraid he can't
 
2021-06-16 3:31:04 PM  

lolmao500: Peki: Putin's afraid of Black Lives Matter?

Wait what?

Putin probably thinks black people dont exist in russia just like gays or something.


What, you've never heard of a Black Russian?

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2021-06-16 3:31:16 PM  
Did he also mention Antifa? I mean, since he's using t****'s talking points, he might as well have thrown that in there.
 
2021-06-16 3:31:28 PM  
I think that Putin had some choice words for that lady that the interpreter did not want to repeat.
 
2021-06-16 3:31:40 PM  
Have a care... his reach is long.

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2021-06-16 3:32:06 PM  
The BLM, as a political opponent, is not in jail. Might not be the angle you want to play.
 
2021-06-16 3:32:42 PM  

Ringshadow: The Bureau of Land Management strikes again!


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2021-06-16 3:33:02 PM  
The hell kind of programming is he watching?  I dare you to get through 2 hours of television without becoming aquainted with the genius that is Dr. Rick

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2021-06-16 3:33:23 PM  

gopher321: BLM?


Blabbering Loud Mouths trying to ruin his quaint little fascist state. They must be silenced. For the good of Mother Russia.
 
2021-06-16 3:34:14 PM  
Direct questions I would have loved someone to ask:

"Who paid off your debts?"

"Why do you agree more with Vladimir Putin than your own government?"

"Are you a Russian agent?"

"Have you directly or indirectly received money from the Russian government or Russian businessmen?"

"Why were you farking a known Russian spy?"

"Why are you not arresting and prosecuting Donald Trump right now?"

"What drugs do you use?"

But no.

(I could list dozens more.)
 
2021-06-16 3:35:37 PM  

Ringshadow: The Bureau of Land Management strikes again!


Or, as some people out here in the Intermountain West call it, the Bureau of Large Mistakes.
 
2021-06-16 3:35:48 PM  

mongbiohazard: Peki: Putin's afraid of Black Lives Matter?

Wait what?

Putin - just like American so-called "conservatives" - is dishonestly conflating those two things. It's not that he's afraid of them, it's that it's all part of the "conservative" con game he's all too happy to exploit. They're trying to keep racial tensions inflamed, and discredit the BLM movement.

Our enemies, foreign and domestic, are on the same page - and it isn't just coincidence.


Oh absolutely. I just believe that if he wasn't afraid of it on some level, he wouldn't even mention it.
 
2021-06-16 3:36:02 PM  
Dammit, wrong thread

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit start sniffing glue
 
2021-06-16 3:37:07 PM  

ongbok: I think that Putin had some choice words for that lady that the interpreter did not want to repeat.


"Cyka bla--" - Putin probably
 
2021-06-16 3:41:14 PM  

gopher321: BLM?


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2021-06-16 3:41:31 PM  
Excelente

Shes got some balls
 
2021-06-16 3:41:38 PM  
 
2021-06-16 3:42:05 PM  

Kevthecatslayer: Ringshadow: The Bureau of Land Management strikes again!

They havent figured out how to change the moon's orbit yet


They should ask Scott Manley.
How to Move The Planet Earth To Save It From The Sun
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2021-06-16 3:42:32 PM  

lolmao500: Peki: Putin's afraid of Black Lives Matter?

Wait what?

Putin probably thinks black people dont exist in russia just like gays or something.


I've felt the aftermath of too many Black Russians. The next morning my head felt like Chernobyl .
 
2021-06-16 3:42:52 PM  
fortunately the next questions were from ORN and ЛисаNews. Additional, post presser boot licking by Tuckeя Caяlson
 
2021-06-16 3:43:33 PM  

RI_Red: Did he also mention Antifa? I mean, since he's using t****'s talking points, he might as well have thrown that in there.


No, but he did whine like Dotard when mentioning the terrorists who attacked the Capitol in January. He complained about terrorist Babbitt getting what she deserved (shot in the head).

It's almost like they share a communications team.

/they probably do
//I'm sure rapepublican twatter is freaking out about YAY POOTIE is on our side!
 
2021-06-16 3:45:06 PM  

Ringshadow: The Bureau of Land Management strikes again!


No one expects the Bureau of Land Management!
 
2021-06-16 3:46:40 PM  
Don't forget to check underwear.  The guy that was smart, up until thinking returning to Russia was a good idea, had it in his underwear.

/Perverted and rightfully reported joke goes here.
 
2021-06-16 3:47:34 PM  

Ringshadow: The Bureau of Land Management strikes again!


Surprised the Bureau hasn't stepped in and asked BLM to rename themselves.  You know, like WWF/WWE.  BLM could get a fresh start under a new brand and the Bureau could have its initialism back to itself.
 
2021-06-16 3:48:33 PM  

gopher321: BLM?


Babushka-Like Mothers
 
2021-06-16 3:51:20 PM  
Yabut seriously, if Scott & ABC want to take on Putin they should seriously build some protection / security into their plans.
 
2021-06-16 3:52:08 PM  
As my mother used to say, we're not talking about them, we're talking about you.

Putin is an insecure bully, just like all his fans.
 
2021-06-16 3:54:27 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Kevthecatslayer: Ringshadow: The Bureau of Land Management strikes again!

They havent figured out how to change the moon's orbit yet

They should ask Scott Manley.
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