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(The Scottish Sun)   Scorned strangers realize boyfriend is two-timing them, hatch scheme luring him to Turkey "for a holiday" and ditch him once they land to go on the "ultimate girls' trip" instead   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2021-06-16 4:57:39 PM  
Sounds like a movie plot.
 
2021-06-16 5:54:13 PM  
No one curr
 
2021-06-16 5:56:04 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Sounds like a movie plot.


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2021-06-16 5:57:46 PM  
AWs gonna AW.
 
2021-06-16 5:58:09 PM  

Ben Enya: No one curr


You cared enough to comment
 
2021-06-16 5:58:43 PM  
He probably enjoyed the trip as well.
 
2021-06-16 5:59:59 PM  
Did they enjoy constantinople?
 
2021-06-16 6:00:17 PM  
I wonder which one of them ultimately believed the other was the other woman.
 
2021-06-16 6:00:30 PM  
Their parents never taught them the idea of sharing? They can't just share him? Threesomes? They found out they like each other so now threesomes sound awesome!

I don't get the boyfriend/girlfriend jealousy. You are not married. You are not engaged. You do not own the other person. They are free to play the field if you are not living together.
 
2021-06-16 6:01:48 PM  

FarkingChas: Their parents never taught them the idea of sharing? They can't just share him? Threesomes? They found out they like each other so now threesomes sound awesome!

I don't get the boyfriend/girlfriend jealousy. You are not married. You are not engaged. You do not own the other person. They are free to play the field if you are not living together.


Much like renting a car, you need to set those terms ahead of time or you're breaking the agreement.
 
2021-06-16 6:08:33 PM  

FarkingChas: Their parents never taught them the idea of sharing? They can't just share him? Threesomes? They found out they like each other so now threesomes sound awesome!

I don't get the boyfriend/girlfriend jealousy. You are not married. You are not engaged. You do not own the other person. They are free to play the field if you are not living together.

They are free to play the field if you are not living together.


Your rules aren't everyone else's. Most people consider boyfriend/girlfriend relationships to be monogamous. The fact they they didn't know, and were upset by the existence of each other strongly suggests they weren't on board for an open relationship.
 
2021-06-16 6:09:20 PM  
Brandy & Monica - The Boy Is Mine (Official Video)
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2021-06-16 6:10:06 PM  
This is why I make more money than women.
 
2021-06-16 6:11:18 PM  
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And then we went to a pumpkin patch and I opened a pumpkin and somebody was inside the pumpkin making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
 
2021-06-16 6:11:23 PM  
Saint Saviour - Woman Scorned (Official Music Video - Highest Quality)
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2021-06-16 6:12:02 PM  

LewDux: [YouTube video: Brandy & Monica - The Boy Is Mine (Official Video)]


Damn that song. He was never hers in the first place. Or her rivals. He was playing them both.
 
2021-06-16 6:15:22 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [thesun.co.uk image 670x893]

And then we went to a pumpkin patch and I opened a pumpkin and somebody was inside the pumpkin making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. Why pumpkins are better than boyfriends

 
2021-06-16 6:18:32 PM  

LewDux: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [thesun.co.uk image 670x893]

And then we went to a pumpkin patch and I opened a pumpkin and somebody was inside the pumpkin making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. Why pumpkins are better than boyfriends


Pretty sure David S. is the best pumpkin a girl could land
 
2021-06-16 6:27:01 PM  
And then got drunk and had steamy lesbian sex?
 
2021-06-16 6:32:31 PM  
Important question.  Was the an agreement that the dating would be exclusive?  If not, then this is a case of two entitled biatches screwing some guy over.
 
2021-06-16 6:39:04 PM  
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2021-06-16 6:39:40 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [thesun.co.uk image 670x893]

And then we went to a pumpkin patch and I opened a pumpkin and somebody was inside the pumpkin making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.


Two girls, one gourd
 
2021-06-16 6:39:57 PM  

Ianman: This is why I make more money than women.


Jeff Bezos, is that you? I didn't think the entirety of womankind only made a few billion dollars a year.
 
2021-06-16 6:44:55 PM  

FarkingChas: Their parents never taught them the idea of sharing? They can't just share him? Threesomes? They found out they like each other so now threesomes sound awesome!

I don't get the boyfriend/girlfriend jealousy. You are not married. You are not engaged. You do not own the other person. They are free to play the field if you are not living together.


Wasn't there a song about that? Something about putting a ring on it?
 
2021-06-16 6:47:19 PM  

Ianman: This is why I make more money than women.


Remember during this pandemic women only lost 79 cents to every dollar a man lost, due to unemployment.
 
2021-06-16 6:50:48 PM  

MythDragon: And then got drunk and had steamy lesbian sex?


I didnt RTFA, but the island of Lesbos is definitely relatively close.
 
2021-06-16 6:57:02 PM  
I can already hear the funky 70s bass riff.
 
2021-06-16 7:00:20 PM  

ng2810: AlgaeRancher: Sounds like a movie plot.

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Is that movie aboot three lesbians, because if so, it's off to Netflix with me?
 
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2021-06-16 7:00:55 PM  

LewDux: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [thesun.co.uk image 670x893]

And then we went to a pumpkin patch and I opened a pumpkin and somebody was inside the pumpkin making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. Why pumpkins are better than boyfriends


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2021-06-16 7:21:02 PM  
With a little imagination and planning they could have gotten him to pay for the whole thing and ditched him without wallet or passport. Standards are skipping for womanly revenge
 
2021-06-16 7:21:24 PM  

MythDragon: And then got drunk and had steamy lesbian sex?


They did in my version.
 
2021-06-16 7:25:46 PM  
Dude has a type.

Also, I wouldn't be surprised if most of my former partners were to hit it off as friends were they to ever meet.  I'd think that would be the norm more than not.
 
2021-06-16 7:31:56 PM  

Dinjiin: Dude has a type.

Also, I wouldn't be surprised if most of my former partners were to hit it off as friends were they to ever meet.  I'd think that would be the norm more than not.


This. I mean, any animosity about former partners aside, you would think Exes in general would get along because most people have a type. There's bound to be more in common than two strangers chosen at random...
 
2021-06-16 7:40:24 PM  
If she was really pissed she'd take his passport and hide some powder in little baggies in his luggage.

Maybe a loaded pistol.
Sam Kinison's girlfriend really liked him.
 
2021-06-16 7:41:28 PM  
I seem to recall there was an Achewood page regarding two-timing resulting in "incredible death" but I can't seem to find it now.
 
2021-06-16 7:49:38 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: If she was really pissed she'd take his passport and hide some powder in little baggies in his luggage.

Maybe a loaded pistol.
Sam Kinison's girlfriend really liked him.


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2021-06-16 7:57:13 PM  
The fact that they did not know about each other lets you know the guy was cheating.

If he honestly was going with the idea of we don't own each other, he'd be honest and say "I can't see you this weekend because I'm spending it with *other girl*". But instead he lied and went with the old working late or going out with the boys excuses.

If you want to see other people while in a relationship, be open up front, that way the other people can choose to opt out if that is not what they want. He denied them that option by not being honest.

This guy was just a deceitful asshole and got off way too lightly.
 
2021-06-16 8:00:15 PM  

OgreMagi: Important question.  Was the an agreement that the dating would be exclusive?  If not, then this is a case of two entitled biatches screwing some guy over.


They evidently thought it was and he lied in order to keep that illusion going. The only self-entitled person here is the ex-boyfriend.
 
2021-06-16 8:00:22 PM  
Well at least they didn't kill him, it is funny that they just left him hanging.
 
2021-06-16 8:07:33 PM  
Is this move called a "ratfish"?
 
2021-06-16 8:09:08 PM  

Nidiot: OgreMagi: Important question.  Was the an agreement that the dating would be exclusive?  If not, then this is a case of two entitled biatches screwing some guy over.

They evidently thought it was and he lied in order to keep that illusion going. The only self-entitled person here is the ex-boyfriend.


You have no evidence that there was any agreement of any sort. Your argument is entirely "the women believed so".  That's not an agreement.  That's jumping to a conclusion.

If there was an exclusive agreement, then he deserves what happened.  But we don't know either way.
 
2021-06-16 8:14:23 PM  

ng2810: Ben Enya: No one curr

You cared enough to comment


When did this become a meme?
There are lots of things I don't care about.
If I say I don't care about them, then I really don't care about them.
Commenting doesn't mean you care.
 
2021-06-16 8:26:02 PM  
Um. There are a lot of ways this sort of trick could go wrong. If the guy was smarter. But if he was smarter, would he try to have two girlfriends at once? So, the girls win.

/It was very awkward when the two girls I went with at once showed up at the same party. I confessed to both of them and learned that neither one of them had a clue. I had already dumped them both. Sometimes a guy wins. Even me.
 
2021-06-16 8:26:44 PM  

Begoggle: ng2810: Ben Enya: No one curr

You cared enough to comment

When did this become a meme?
There are lots of things I don't care about.
If I say I don't care about them, then I really don't care about them.
Commenting doesn't mean you care.


Commenting has always meant that you care enough to make a comment. So yea ...
 
2021-06-16 8:36:04 PM  

OgreMagi: Important question.  Was the an agreement that the dating would be exclusive?  If not, then this is a case of two entitled biatches screwing some guy over.


Self entitled b!@tch typing detected
 
2021-06-16 8:41:17 PM  

OgreMagi: Nidiot: OgreMagi: Important question.  Was the an agreement that the dating would be exclusive?  If not, then this is a case of two entitled biatches screwing some guy over.

They evidently thought it was and he lied in order to keep that illusion going. The only self-entitled person here is the ex-boyfriend.

You have no evidence that there was any agreement of any sort. Your argument is entirely "the women believed so".  That's not an agreement.  That's jumping to a conclusion.

If there was an exclusive agreement, then he deserves what happened.  But we don't know either way.


Did you see the bit where he lied? Where he said he was "working late" or "hunting with the boys" when he was actually with the other woman?

If they were not exclusive he can be open and say "hey I'm off with my other girlfriend". The fact that he didn't indicates he was keeping his two girlfriends unaware of each other. He's a piece of shiat.
 
2021-06-16 8:55:17 PM  
In Turkey? Not Paris or LA? Some place not Muslim and authoritarian?
 
2021-06-16 9:11:35 PM  

Mirtine: In Turkey? Not Paris or LA? Some place not Muslim and authoritarian?


They already had the tickets
 
2021-06-16 9:13:25 PM  

FarkingChas: Begoggle: ng2810: Ben Enya: No one curr

You cared enough to comment

When did this become a meme?
There are lots of things I don't care about.
If I say I don't care about them, then I really don't care about them.
Commenting doesn't mean you care.

Commenting has always meant that you care enough to make a comment. So yea ...


and yet you participate in society... curious.

/I am very smrt
 
2021-06-16 9:15:52 PM  

FarkingChas: Begoggle: ng2810: Ben Enya: No one curr

You cared enough to comment

When did this become a meme?
There are lots of things I don't care about.
If I say I don't care about them, then I really don't care about them.
Commenting doesn't mean you care.

Commenting has always meant that you care enough to make a comment. So yea ...


Not really. For example, I don't even care enough about this article to click on it. I don't know anything about it. I just clicked on the comments to see if something funny was posted. Me commenting here doesn't mean I care about the article, though. Again, I didn't even look at it. I could tell you a bunch of stuff that you don't care about too. You saying you don't care, doesn't mean you care.
 
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