Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Mediaite)   " I dictate how I want my balls to be rubbed up". Wow. I should have tried harder to become a professional baseball player   (mediaite.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Major League Baseball, Baseball, greatest Major League Baseball pitchers, Pedro Martinez, MLB Network, MLB commissioner Rob, prime years, rule reinforcement  
•       •       •

298 clicks; posted to Sports » on 16 Jun 2021 at 9:35 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



13 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2021-06-16 9:22:33 PM  
This headline is my entire Bumble profile, btw.
 
2021-06-16 10:16:46 PM  
memegenerator.netView Full Size
 
2021-06-16 10:19:57 PM  
more like dicktate amirite.
 
2021-06-16 10:28:05 PM  
Discerning clientele, clearly...
 
2021-06-16 10:30:00 PM  
MLB's perfect game of baseball would be a no hitter with a lead off grand slam.
 
2021-06-16 11:10:21 PM  
This is a better video to watch: Pedro on using rosin to grip the ball.

Pedro Martínez on Using the Rosin Bag to Get A Grip on the Baseball
Youtube SQesez-5J_A
 
2021-06-16 11:25:08 PM  
Roger Clemens prefers his balls to be rubbed up with liminent.
 
2021-06-17 8:35:36 AM  
At his peak, I'm not sure there was every anyone better.

1999 ASG: Pedro Martinez K's five in two innings
Youtube RN1nUnCr1QM
 
2021-06-17 10:14:41 AM  
Those Balls Are Perfect - Tom Brady Songified
Youtube xT9pygVQwgk
 
2021-06-17 10:17:21 AM  

LL316: At his peak, I'm not sure there was every anyone better.

[YouTube video: 1999 ASG: Pedro Martinez K's five in two innings]


Striking out 5 outta 6 batters is very good.

That they were All-Stars is impressive.

That they were the top of that lineup is ungodly.
 
2021-06-17 10:56:26 AM  

jaylectricity: LL316: At his peak, I'm not sure there was every anyone better.

[YouTube video: 1999 ASG: Pedro Martinez K's five in two innings]

Striking out 5 outta 6 batters is very good.

That they were All-Stars is impressive.

That they were the top of that lineup is ungodly.


And it was peak steroids with Sosa and McGwire in there.
 
2021-06-17 4:07:04 PM  

LL316: And it was peak steroids with Sosa and McGwire in there.


Can't hit a homerun if you can't find the ball.
 
2021-06-17 5:15:05 PM  

jaylectricity: LL316: At his peak, I'm not sure there was every anyone better.

[YouTube video: 1999 ASG: Pedro Martinez K's five in two innings]

Striking out 5 outta 6 batters is very good.

That they were All-Stars is impressive.

That they were the top of that lineup is ungodly.


I see the ASG and raise you guys:

Pedro fans 17 Yanks in a one-hit victory
Youtube aQyLQFIhS4U
 
Displayed 13 of 13 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.