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2021-06-16 9:10:27 AM  
I'm betting it goes back to grammar school.
 
2021-06-16 9:49:38 AM  
He's not the only odious Republican who was hated in college.

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2021-06-16 3:22:13 PM  
The advanced level of douchebaggery displayed by both Gaetz and Cruz takes years to master.

It's like best new artist or Rookie of the year. They've been performing at an elite level since childhood, they're just finally getting the recognition they deserve.
 
2021-06-16 4:13:52 PM  
It is known.

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2021-06-16 4:36:19 PM  
He'll be one in prison too, god willing.
 
2021-06-16 4:36:57 PM  

hubiestubert: I'm betting it goes back to grammar school.


Specifically, the one that was just a few miles away from Matt's law school.
 
2021-06-16 4:39:02 PM  

hubiestubert: I'm betting it goes back to grammar school.


So two girlfriends ago?
 
2021-06-16 4:39:56 PM  

hubiestubert: I'm betting it goes back to grammar school.


Probably.

I knew a few like that in med school. Dude, saying you're in med school to pick up women won't work when they're in med school, too.
 
2021-06-16 4:40:58 PM  
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2021-06-16 4:42:20 PM  
I'm not a fan of blanket statements like "Republicans are awful people."

So I try not to make blanket statements like that.
 
2021-06-16 4:42:23 PM  
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Huh. He's got that whole fish-mouth thing going on, doesn't he?
 
2021-06-16 4:43:06 PM  
Am I in trouble if I admit I find Cruz's outfit in the Mazin tweet captivating? I could wear it better. I just don't know where.
 
2021-06-16 4:45:19 PM  
He studied for the bar exam, while his girlfriend studied for the monkey bar exam.
 
2021-06-16 4:45:48 PM  
"Obviously, it's not great to have Matt be among our alumni. It's not really the person you want to point to as a role model."

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2021-06-16 4:46:35 PM  
500 Alum say he's scum?

Well, yeah.

Fta: "Am I surprised he's partying with people or doing that kind of stuff? No."
 
2021-06-16 4:49:41 PM  
Not surprising, you don't just turn into a complete perverted weirdo overnight.
 
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2021-06-16 4:50:46 PM  
Matt Raepz
 
2021-06-16 4:53:01 PM  

Zybar Fooman's Three-Headed Child: Am I in trouble if I admit I find Cruz's outfit in the Mazin tweet captivating? I could wear it better. I just don't know where.


If you are, you have me for company. It's godawful, but kind of gloriously so. Too bad it's got cruhz all over it now, though.
 
2021-06-16 4:53:34 PM  
Matt Gaetz is an asshole, but if he's an asshole because he acted like a drunken frat boy in law school, then I'm an asshole as well.
 
2021-06-16 4:56:12 PM  

carkiller: Zybar Fooman's Three-Headed Child: Am I in trouble if I admit I find Cruz's outfit in the Mazin tweet captivating? I could wear it better. I just don't know where.

If you are, you have me for company. It's godawful, but kind of gloriously so. Too bad it's got cruhz all over it now, though.


Exactly. Makes me think of Alexander the Great or his Persian nemesis.
 
2021-06-16 5:01:57 PM  
This guy went to law school? And graduated?
 
2021-06-16 5:03:32 PM  
Creepy douche...and representative of the entire re-publican party
 
2021-06-16 5:03:53 PM  

Arkanaut: This guy went to law school? And graduated?


Harvard law, no less.
 
2021-06-16 5:04:47 PM  
For past matt:

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he's been pretty consistent so far, no reason to expect him to change.
 
2021-06-16 5:06:19 PM  

Gordon Bennett: He's not the only odious Republican who was hated in college.

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That's fascinating. Never seen the party one before. Even small private colleges where I've known people, the seniors tend to have very little interaction with freshmen outside school clubs, and typically could care less what they're doing with their free time. That kind of notoriety that fast is amazing.
 
2021-06-16 5:06:34 PM  
His invitation included specific requests: chips, one-dollar bills, and strippers," Insider reports while quoting Gaetz writing, "I may ask you to bring some incidentals (napkins, cups, chips, strippers, ext.).P.S - After entering all of your email addresses it is painfully obvious that I don't know enough girls - so bring some.

So, uh, typo in the article or did Matt not know "et cetera" while in law school?
 
2021-06-16 5:10:05 PM  

Gordon Bennett: He's not the only odious Republican who was hated in college.

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2021-06-16 5:11:47 PM  
It's like the GOP is filled with nothing but entitled white douchebags who never got laid and didn't have many friends and want everyone else unhappy because of it.

I'm only surprised there's enough entitled white douchebags left to keep them around. Oh, right... there isn't... hence the voter suppression...
 
2021-06-16 5:12:53 PM  

Zybar Fooman's Three-Headed Child: carkiller: Zybar Fooman's Three-Headed Child: Am I in trouble if I admit I find Cruz's outfit in the Mazin tweet captivating? I could wear it better. I just don't know where.

If you are, you have me for company. It's godawful, but kind of gloriously so. Too bad it's got cruhz all over it now, though.

Exactly. Makes me think of Alexander the Great or his Persian nemesis.


I get more of a "father of a girlfriend, who's a little intense to try to have a conversation with, but a farkin demon at the grill" kind of vibe.
 
2021-06-16 5:26:06 PM  
Ya know, there's a really good story about Matt in law school, one Thursday night, getting drunk...
 
2021-06-16 5:26:47 PM  

skyotter: I'm not a fan of blanket statements like "Republicans are awful people."

So I try not to make blanket statements like that.


I  think Gaspedo Gaetz deserves a blanket statement.

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/that's what that's called, right?
 
2021-06-16 5:28:10 PM  

Aquapope: Ya know, there's a really good story about Matt in law school, one Thursday night, getting drunk...


His girlfriend scolded him for trying to drive drunk, then demanded he pull over and let her out of her car seat so she could walk home.
 
2021-06-16 5:31:50 PM  
Betcherass he learned it by watching his Father.

He's always been a creepy souche.
 
2021-06-16 5:34:49 PM  

hubiestubert: I'm betting it goes back to grammar school.



Goes back to the delivery room, where the doctor saw that face and couldn't stop slapping.
 
2021-06-16 5:35:55 PM  

skyotter: I'm not a fan of blanket statements like "Republicans are awful people."

So I try not to make blanket statements like that.


Even when they're verifiably true.
 
2021-06-16 5:36:45 PM  

Captain Walker: Matt Gaetz is an asshole, but if he's an asshole because he acted like a drunken frat boy in law school, then I'm an asshole as well.


But are you still that same asshole, or did you grow up after college?

/still kind of that asshole from college
//oh well
///nowhere near Gaspedo Gaetz or Cruz
 
2021-06-16 5:37:07 PM  

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Huh. He's got that whole fish-mouth thing going on, doesn't he?


The real Innsmouth look.

He looks like Pharma Bro doing an Elvis impersonation.
 
2021-06-16 5:37:10 PM  
Gaetz is like Ted Cruz.  There's always that one person who microwaves fish in the office...Ted and Matt are those people.
 
2021-06-16 5:37:11 PM  

Captain Walker: Matt Gaetz is an asshole, but if he's an asshole because he acted like a drunken frat boy in law school, then I'm an asshole as well.


This wasn't a particularly revealing article in any way, really. I learned nothing new except that he apparently hosted a SuperBowl party.
 
2021-06-16 5:37:59 PM  
I want to read his fellow inmates complain Matt Gaetz is too creepy to hang out with them.
 
2021-06-16 5:39:44 PM  

Gordon Bennett: He's not the only odious Republican who was hated in college.

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Backpfeifengesicht, they name is Cruz.
 
2021-06-16 5:48:16 PM  

dericwater: Arkanaut: This guy went to law school? And graduated?

Harvard law, no less.


Uh, are you thinking of Ted Cruz? Because I just looked up Matt Gaetz and he went to William and Mary Law.
 
2021-06-16 5:49:56 PM  

A Cave Geek: Gaetz is like Ted Cruz.  There's always that one person who microwaves fish in the office...Ted and Matt are those people.


... on a Friday, and leaves it in the microwave all weekend, because someone ordered pizza and they stole a piece of that instead ("tax" for bringing it to your desk for you, even though you did not ask the to).
 
2021-06-16 5:59:32 PM  

BigKaboom: I want to read his fellow inmates complain Matt Gaetz is too creepy to hang out with them.


He'll try to join a white power gang in prison, and they'll kick him out (and half to death) within the week.
 
2021-06-16 6:43:19 PM  
I recently rewatched Heathers. Gaetz reminds me of the college boys who tried to sleep with Veronica.
 
2021-06-16 6:49:43 PM  
I knew I saved this for a reason. Mad props to you, His Mexcellency!

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2021-06-16 6:54:35 PM  

Crunchy Frog: I knew I saved this for a reason. Mad props to you, His Mexcellency!

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Came for this
 
2021-06-16 7:59:38 PM  
Every time Cruz and Gaetz get within ten feet of each other the nearby sinks suddenly clog with grease.
 
2021-06-16 9:01:15 PM  
I always question how overtly dumb guys like this get into and get through law schools.  Loogie Goober with Baylor, and Fratboy Gaetz with William and Mary (which I know for a fact isn't an easy school).
 
2021-06-16 9:28:08 PM  

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i love that story.

Less awesome cool story, but before Matt Lauer was super big and then super done, he was a low level TV personality. He was invited to a local college to give one of the commencement speeches.

My work crew hung out at a local bar that had a private downstairs area and offered 32 ounce busch light draft for 1.50, so we pretty much hung out there after the 2nd shift ended about 8pm.

So we were in the downstairs and ML comes in with a small entourage and they try to take over the private area. In the office i worked in, we had a high school senior who was the receptionist. She did not drink, but she liked to come with us to the bar. ML was a colossal pig to her (she was a stunningly gorgeous young woman) and would not let up. All handsy and what have you. Finally, he crossed her line and got grabby in the crotch region and she smacked that motherfarker so hard his head hit the wall. He got all indignant and threatening but everyone who was not his entourage turned on him and started mocking him openly. Someone yelled out "she is in high school man" and his face got all farking pale. Then someone started a chant of "matt the pedo", matt the pea dough matt the pea dough and he and his crew were out of there so fast.

Years later, my wife said "hey, there is one of those morning show hosts who are caught up in this me too thing" and i said "bet it is matt lauer", and she said "holy shiat, yes it is" and then i had to tell her the story.

CSB, i know.
 
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