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(WKRG Mobile)   'Alabama fared better with the number of syphilis cases' is not good enough news to turn this article around   (wkrg.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Sexually transmitted disease, Alabama ranks, cases of chlamydia, recent year, CDC data, Chlamydia infection, sixth straight year, worst states  
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2021-06-16 4:21:47 PM  
...flipper babies.
 
2021-06-16 4:22:31 PM  
Still leading the country in the worst sexually-transmitted condition: Being conceived in Alabama
 
2021-06-16 4:22:59 PM  
The article headline is wrong. Alabama is among the *best* states for chlamydia and gonorrhea. They're thriving there.
 
2021-06-16 4:25:09 PM  
Probably still have a rickets problem too.
 
2021-06-16 4:27:04 PM  
My bulldog is barking in the backyard, loud enough to raise the dead...
 
2021-06-16 4:29:18 PM  
Still pretty far behind on teeth per capita though.
 
2021-06-16 4:29:36 PM  
How come Alabamans are doing relatively so well managing syphilis? Maybe they have some experts who've done some research on it??? They should probably have those guys look into other STDs.
 
2021-06-16 4:30:46 PM  
How's that abstinence-only edumakashun working out for you?
 
2021-06-16 4:30:52 PM  
Please, no clapping for Alabama
 
2021-06-16 4:32:32 PM  
Washington:

Chlamydia - Ranked 31
Gonorrhea - Ranked 31
Syphilis - Ranked 17. LOL Okay. You got us.
 
2021-06-16 4:35:20 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Please, no clapping for Alabama


Too late. Jeffrey Toobin is already giving them a standing ovation.
 
2021-06-16 4:35:31 PM  
When asked, the syphilis commented, "get these disgusting Alabamians off of me!"
 
2021-06-16 4:37:12 PM  
"Where the waffles are so blue"
 
2021-06-16 4:39:56 PM  
I have no family in Alabama, so this news doesn't really worry me.
 
2021-06-16 4:43:02 PM  
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2021-06-16 4:45:56 PM  
Of COURSE Alabama is suffering from a widespread outbreak of sexually transmitted diseases! And it is obvious why.

Once we are old enough to take some responsibility for ourselves, one of the most important things we need to do is to take care of our own health and look after ourselves.

However, people will only do this if we are taught to highly value, care for, accept and love ourselves as we are.

In Republican states, a very high proportion of the population are taught that their sexuality is something to be hated, to be suppressed, and to be utterly shameful of. Being ignorant about your own sexuality and sexual health are also seen as positive things there.

So whenever "the urge" becomes too strong to resist there, the people involved tend to "do it" without regard for the potential consequences, as they have been taught not to think about it too much until their sexual frustration reaches a boiling point. With the inevitable spread of sexual infections.

It is far better to accept whoever you are sexually and to interact in a mature society where everyone else also accepts themselves in that way. Republicans are doing everything possible to stop that from happening.
 
2021-06-16 4:47:52 PM  
Since it is the home of the Alabama Crabdangle, can't really blame them?
 
2021-06-16 4:48:56 PM  
Just seems to belong in this thread. Possibly NSFW.

They must be russians - Don't try to cure yourself
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Nothing to do with Alabama, but luckily, most things don't.
 
2021-06-16 4:59:44 PM  
With more and more places opening up VD clinics all across the country had better stock up on supplies!
 
2021-06-16 5:06:45 PM  

SMB2811: I have no family in Alabama, so this news doesn't really worry me.


But someone in your extended family might visit Alabama and be unfaithful to your family, then next you know, your whole family has cooties. So your strategy of just sexing your own kin won't work.
 
2021-06-16 5:10:17 PM  
As long as it stays in the family.
 
2021-06-16 5:11:38 PM  
Chlamydia, Chlamydia
Have you met Chlamydia
Chlamydia the tattooed lady....
 
2021-06-16 5:13:03 PM  

kbronsito: How come Alabamans are doing relatively so well managing syphilis? Maybe they have some experts who've done some research on it??? They should probably have those guys look into other STDs.


There really needs to be a way to vote "ooh, that's dark humor" on a post.
 
2021-06-16 5:13:09 PM  

EvaDewer: The article headline is wrong. Alabama is among the *best* states for chlamydia and gonorrhea. They're thriving there.


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2021-06-16 5:13:11 PM  
Conservatives don't use condoms for the exact same reason they refused to wear masks.
 
2021-06-16 5:14:26 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Please, no clapping for Alabama



hey, VD is nothing to clapp about.
 
2021-06-16 5:14:52 PM  

kbronsito: How come Alabamans are doing relatively so well managing syphilis? Maybe they have some experts who've done some research on it??? They should probably have those guys look into other STDs.


Probably has something to do with the amount of mercury in the water.
 
2021-06-16 5:16:11 PM  
I'll just dangle this here....
Frank Zappa- Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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2021-06-16 5:16:17 PM  

pounddawg: As long as it stays in the family.


very insightful statement.  lolzz
 
2021-06-16 5:21:03 PM  
How many of those can you get from farking your horse?
 
2021-06-16 5:23:02 PM  

quiotu: How many of those can you get from farking your horse?


None. My horse is clean as a whistle.

Your horse, on the other hand...that slut, will give you all of them and more.
 
2021-06-16 5:28:44 PM  

AcneVulgaris: Still pretty far behind on teeth per capita though.


That's how we know that the tooth brush was invented in Alabama.  Anywhere else and they would have called it the teeth brush.
 
2021-06-16 5:44:33 PM  
As in all things, they are saved from total ignominy by Mississippi.
 
2021-06-16 6:27:44 PM  
And now we go to Alabama Dept. of Health spokesman, Jeb Bush

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2021-06-16 6:37:11 PM  
Looks like Alaska and Mississippi are the real MVP here.
 
2021-06-16 6:46:10 PM  
I don't know why the article is shiatting on Alabama, Alaska is objectively worse on all three fronts.
 
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2021-06-16 6:52:23 PM  
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2021-06-16 6:54:42 PM  
Keep plugging!
 
2021-06-16 7:21:51 PM  
Let's give them a hand!!
(You may wish to put on gloves first)
 
2021-06-16 7:47:10 PM  
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2021-06-16 7:48:27 PM  

Gin Buddy: Probably still have a rickets problem too.


Pellagra, more likely.
 
2021-06-16 8:11:41 PM  
The headline could have been...

Alabama: Hot hole filled with disease.
 
2021-06-16 8:17:07 PM  

A_Listless_Wanderer: Conservatives don't use condoms for the exact same reason they refused to wear masks.


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2021-06-16 8:32:14 PM  

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Thats good advice!
 
2021-06-16 8:35:32 PM  
I'm sure they can Pray it away.
 
2021-06-17 6:35:35 AM  
If you can't trust your family when asking if they're disease free, who can you trust?
 
2021-06-17 8:16:13 PM  

a2jk: If you can't trust your family when asking if they're disease free, who can you trust?


I blame the sneaky cousins.
 
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