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(Metro)   TripAdvisor review slams North Wales lake for hills, lack of McDonald's and too much beauty. Reviewer thanks the Wales gods that he is still alive after such horrid conditions   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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1926 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jun 2021 at 6:14 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-15 4:42:44 PM  
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the North Bowl of Petunias lake was "Oh no, not again."
 
2021-06-15 6:17:53 PM  
Are you whales from Scotland?
 
2021-06-15 6:21:39 PM  
My parents laughed for years about the guest book at a Canadian national park. Someone (American) had complained that it was difficult to push their baby stroller on the long hiking trail.
 
2021-06-15 6:25:20 PM  
That just has to be a satire. Some people do that with Amazon reviews, it was time for a TripAdvisor as well.
 
2021-06-15 6:26:45 PM  
Wales gods? Did you mean Welsh Gods or the Whale Gods? The lovely thing about the Whale Gods pantheon is that there's just loads of lovely cetaceans, but some find them all to be a little too deep.
 
2021-06-15 6:30:25 PM  

ArkAngel: Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the North Bowl of Petunias lake was "Oh no, not again."


Ugh, f*cking tell me about it...
 
2021-06-15 6:30:37 PM  
I want Happy Meal!
 
Oak
2021-06-15 6:35:23 PM  
Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder in Wales?
 
2021-06-15 6:35:41 PM  
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2021-06-15 6:35:44 PM  
It's reassuring to know that Metro has reporters working 24/7 to come up with insightful, hard hitting news stories like this.

Wonder if they're hiring. This kind of reporting is right up my alley.
 
2021-06-15 6:40:20 PM  
Portmeirion:

Abducted. Could not be addressed by name. Great difficulty leaving. Would not visit again.

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2021-06-15 7:03:08 PM  

starsrift: Wales gods? Did you mean Welsh Gods or the Whale Gods? The lovely thing about the Whale Gods pantheon is that there's just loads of lovely cetaceans, but some find them all to be a little too deep.


You don't want to meet the whale gods - they're oldschool.

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2021-06-15 7:03:50 PM  

aagrajag: ArkAngel: Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the North Bowl of Petunias lake was "Oh no, not again."

Ugh, f*cking tell me about it...


Username definitely checks out.
 
2021-06-15 7:05:31 PM  

Oak: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder in Wales?


Yes but it's too long for the post character limit.
 
2021-06-15 7:21:56 PM  
What to do with a Tripadvisor ad like that? Ask Snowbird:

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jph
2021-06-15 7:36:06 PM  
The Instagram feed SubparParks is fantastic.

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2021-06-15 7:38:54 PM  

what the cat dragged in: What to do with a Tripadvisor ad review like that? Ask Snowbird:

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2021-06-15 7:48:46 PM  
The reviewer, who's Newcastle upon Tyne

There's your problem right there.  A Geordie is used to the pampering and the finer things in life.
 
2021-06-15 7:55:11 PM  
Oh, come on, Trip Advisor! Wales is part of the UK. So, that lake is supposed to have a Burger King instead of a McDonalds.
 
2021-06-15 7:56:18 PM  
News just in: Metro publishes satire as news.
 
2021-06-15 8:02:05 PM  

Oak: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder in Wales?


Fine dining
 
2021-06-15 9:27:25 PM  

Oak: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder in Wales?


Hdrhdiifjfjekisucjfiorushehrjficjwjrht​?
 
2021-06-15 9:51:03 PM  
If you wanted a McDonalds you should have went to Scotland.
 
2021-06-15 10:14:10 PM  

bambi121899: Oak: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder in Wales?

Hdrhdiifjfjekisucjfiorushehrjficjwjrht​?


No.  Quit being a jerk.

/it's Hdrhdiifjfjekisucjfiorushehrjficjwjrch
 
2021-06-15 10:53:58 PM  
I assume the tag is for Metro not recognizing satire.
 
2021-06-15 10:57:53 PM  
They commented: 'There's a few people here who need a humour transplant. Have you lot ever heard of irony?'


I think the word you're looking for is sarcasm, not irony.
 
2021-06-16 12:38:13 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: bambi121899: Oak: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder in Wales?

Hdrhdiifjfjekisucjfiorushehrjficjwjrht​?

No.  Quit being a jerk.

/it's Hdrhdiifjfjekisucjfiorushehrjficjwjrch​


chwarter pwyswr
 
2021-06-16 12:56:41 AM  

focusthis: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: bambi121899: Oak: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder in Wales?

Hdrhdiifjfjekisucjfiorushehrjficjwjrht​?

No.  Quit being a jerk.

/it's Hdrhdiifjfjekisucjfiorushehrjficjwjrch

chwarter pwyswr


This is turning into a Pulp Fiction bit all of a sudden...
 
2021-06-16 10:42:59 AM  
Farking amateur needs to drop $10 on TFD and ramp up his fake review game.
 
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