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(C-SPAN)   Will Republicans ask very specific questions about how much the FBI knows about their role in the Insurrection? Will Democrats get answers? Will Wray name names? THIS is your Insurrection hearing, featuring FBI director Wray (2pm start)   (c-span.org) divider line
    More: Live, Fox Broadcasting Company, United States Senate, United States House of Representatives, https://images.c-span.org/Files/77b/1580923549.jpg FBI Director Christopher Wray, Senator Susan Collins, Senator Roy Blunt, Susan Collins, Washington, D.C.  
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2021-06-15 6:08:31 AM  
Well this should be interesting. I look forward to the unusually specific things Republicans will ask about and the twitter sleuths who will figure out why they ask such things.
 
2021-06-15 6:09:23 AM  
Commenting so I can come back to this later.
 
2021-06-15 6:32:33 AM  

somedude210: Well this should be interesting. I look forward to the unusually specific things Republicans will ask about and the twitter sleuths who will figure out why they ask such things.


Mr. Wray,  Let's pretend someone lives in a house with some roommates and that someone has other friends over and gives them a tour of the house.  Says "my house is your house", "make yourself at home", and "come back any time".   If the next day those friends come back, knock on the door but nobody is there to let them in.  If they open the door and come on in, where is the crime?
 
2021-06-15 6:40:18 AM  

BizarreMan: somedude210: Well this should be interesting. I look forward to the unusually specific things Republicans will ask about and the twitter sleuths who will figure out why they ask such things.

Mr. Wray,  Let's pretend someone lives in a house with some roommates and that someone has other friends over and gives them a tour of the house.  Says "my house is your house", "make yourself at home", and "come back any time".   If the next day those friends come back, knock on the door but nobody is there to let them in.  If they open the door and come on in, where is the crime?


Mr Wray, is it wrong to tell a group of followers untruths, knowing they were untrue? Where is it the responsibility of the speaker if they had *no* idea those who were listening would then go and try and kill Congress? I mean really, attempted insurrection? Do they give out Nobel Prizes for attempted chemistry?
 
2021-06-15 7:01:09 AM  
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2021-06-15 8:21:35 AM  
No
No
and No
 
2021-06-15 8:29:58 AM  
I wonder if they'll even bother to ask about what Wray is doing about his friends who organized and incited the insurrection.

It's pretty farked up that Wray still holds his position despite everything he's done to help Trump and company. The wheels of justice don't grind when you've got people like Wray gumming up the works.
 
2021-06-15 8:38:07 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: I wonder if they'll even bother to ask about what Wray is doing about his friends who organized and incited the insurrection.

It's pretty farked up that Wray still holds his position despite everything he's done to help Trump and company. The wheels of justice don't grind when you've got people like Wray gumming up the works.


🙄

The FBI rounding up 500+ Insurrectionists mean he's doing shiat all about crap, apparently
 
2021-06-15 11:38:52 AM  
I always look for swift ham-fisted prosecutions when its the largest investigation in U.S. history.
 
2021-06-15 11:41:11 AM  

somedude210: The FBI rounding up 500+ Insurrectionists mean he's doing shiat all about crap, apparently


Simpsons job done right or fast
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Its gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean up this place.
 
2021-06-15 1:35:44 PM  
At last, antifa's days are numbered!
 
2021-06-15 1:36:14 PM  
No Wray Link?  Gonna be a 'Rumble'
 
2021-06-15 1:37:00 PM  

somedude210: AdmirableSnackbar: I wonder if they'll even bother to ask about what Wray is doing about his friends who organized and incited the insurrection.

It's pretty farked up that Wray still holds his position despite everything he's done to help Trump and company. The wheels of justice don't grind when you've got people like Wray gumming up the works.

🙄

The FBI rounding up 500+ Insurrectionists mean he's doing shiat all about crap, apparently


Quite possibly he's interested in sacrificing enough pawns that the other pieces remain in the game.
 
2021-06-15 1:46:03 PM  
Ughhhhh - I was just settling in to watch the remasted Amy's Farm footage, ffs
 
2021-06-15 1:47:08 PM  
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2021-06-15 1:47:32 PM  
Who's got the popcorn?
 
2021-06-15 1:49:12 PM  

Peki: Who's got the popcorn?


I got gummy bears

*Passes bears*
 
2021-06-15 1:51:59 PM  

somedude210: Peki: Who's got the popcorn?

I got gummy bears

*Passes bears*


Bears repeating.

/passes the bag
 
2021-06-15 2:05:13 PM  
So if the hearing in TSR (Trump Standard Time) and staying 30min late?
 
2021-06-15 2:05:29 PM  

Peki: somedude210: Peki: Who's got the popcorn?

I got gummy bears

*Passes bears*

Bears repeating.

/passes the bag


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2021-06-15 2:06:29 PM  

somedude210: Peki: Who's got the popcorn?

I got gummy bears

*Passes bears*


I hope they're the sugar-free ones!
 
2021-06-15 2:12:08 PM  
Where's my "Ain't nothin' gunna happen" gifs that we're all beyond sick of already.

Come on lads, grab your canes, there's deceased horses that need a good beating.
 
2021-06-15 2:15:41 PM  
I just want one Dem to have the fortitude to stand up and say, "If, as my colleagues from across the aisle assert, the violent attack on the Capitol and our Constitutional process was orchestrated by Antifa, why do they, the Republicans, oppose a thorough investigation and prosecution of those responsible?"
 
2021-06-15 2:15:41 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: somedude210: Peki: Who's got the popcorn?

I got gummy bears

*Passes bears*

I hope they're the sugar-free ones!


Albatross gummy bears. Can't go wrong but not sugar free
 
2021-06-15 2:18:54 PM  

Peki: somedude210: Peki: Who's got the popcorn?

I got gummy bears

*Passes bears*

Bears repeating.

/passes the bag


No thank you. They give me the wind.
 
2021-06-15 2:19:29 PM  
Pffft...already 20 mins late
 
2021-06-15 2:21:04 PM  

Unsung_Hero: somedude210: AdmirableSnackbar: I wonder if they'll even bother to ask about what Wray is doing about his friends who organized and incited the insurrection.

It's pretty farked up that Wray still holds his position despite everything he's done to help Trump and company. The wheels of justice don't grind when you've got people like Wray gumming up the works.

🙄

The FBI rounding up 500+ Insurrectionists mean he's doing shiat all about crap, apparently

Quite possibly he's interested in sacrificing enough pawns that the other pieces remain in the game.


The fact that only pawns have been arrested apparently proves that the higher ups will be held accountable this time. Or something like that.
 
2021-06-15 2:25:06 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Unsung_Hero: somedude210: AdmirableSnackbar: I wonder if they'll even bother to ask about what Wray is doing about his friends who organized and incited the insurrection.

It's pretty farked up that Wray still holds his position despite everything he's done to help Trump and company. The wheels of justice don't grind when you've got people like Wray gumming up the works.

🙄

The FBI rounding up 500+ Insurrectionists mean he's doing shiat all about crap, apparently

Quite possibly he's interested in sacrificing enough pawns that the other pieces remain in the game.

The fact that only pawns have been arrested apparently proves that the higher ups will be held accountable this time. Or something like that.


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2021-06-15 2:31:50 PM  

HerptheDerp: Where's my "Ain't nothin' gunna happen" gifs that we're all beyond sick of already.

Come on lads, grab your canes, there's deceased horses that need a good beating.


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2021-06-15 2:33:39 PM  
And here we go, finally...
 
2021-06-15 2:39:27 PM  

Peki: Who's got the popcorn?


Ginger?
 
2021-06-15 2:41:43 PM  
I'd just like to mention that MacKenzie Scott is gorgeous in like a billion different ways.
 
2021-06-15 2:41:55 PM  
OMG, I thought Loudermilk was a made up name.
 
2021-06-15 2:42:54 PM  
Was that thing with asking about her Mike a lame distraction attempt?  Who asked it?
 
2021-06-15 2:43:49 PM  
Gee, look at all of those peaceful tourists touristing.
 
2021-06-15 2:44:34 PM  
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More interesting than an "ain't nothing gonna happen" gifs.
 
2021-06-15 2:45:57 PM  

Kris_Romm: Was that thing with asking about her Mike a lame distraction attempt?  Who asked it?


Sounded like Steve Cohen to me.
 
2021-06-15 2:46:33 PM  
Oh good. It's devolving into masks. Because there is no greater burden a US citizen must bear than wearing a mask.
 
2021-06-15 2:47:04 PM  
So the first Republican speaking is going on a pointless rant about masks and job creators? WTF?
 
2021-06-15 2:47:12 PM  
Ugh. Comer.

Dumbass distraction tactics 101.  Farkwit.
 
2021-06-15 2:47:17 PM  
WTF is peckerwood on about?
+
 
2021-06-15 2:48:01 PM  

Lindseys Lil Ladybugs: WTF is peckerwood on about?
+


The most important thing--besides Trump--in the Republican world... Masks.
 
2021-06-15 2:48:26 PM  

Lindseys Lil Ladybugs: WTF is peckerwood on about?
+


"let bygones be bygones."
 
2021-06-15 2:48:26 PM  
Representin' Keeeeeentuccckeeeee....
 
2021-06-15 2:50:17 PM  
Music for this thread, suitable for the educational level of Trump supporters that he loves so much:

♪♫ When | Real-Don-ald was fe-el-in' | blue, (uh-huh-huh) ♫♪
♫♪ He | thought he knew just what to | _ do-hoo: ♪♫
♪♫ He'd | lost both e-lec-tions, ♫♪
♫♪ And | all court ob-jec-tions: ♪♫
♪♫ Why | Real-Do-nald tweet-ed some | In - sur - rec - tion: ♫♪

"Hey! I'm smart!"
"Ouch! Losin' hurts!"
"Yow! That's not fair, countin' all those black votes down there!"

♫♪ In-sur-rec-tions ("Hey!") use in-|-cite-ment ("Yow!") for se-di-tion: ("Ouch!") ♪♫
♪♫ They | gen-'r'ly will re-sult in a sentence | by in-car-cer-a-tion joint, ♫♪
♫♪ Or by a fin-ing when the charge is not as | strong. ♪♫

♪♫ Though | Giu-li-an-i leaked from his | head (uh-huh-huh) ♫♪
♫♪ Sane | peo-ple knew he'd rue this | _ ye-het. ♪♫
♪♫ He'd | plied his vo-ca-tion ♫♪
♫♪ At | the wrong lo-ca-tion, ♪♫
♪♫ So | Giu-li-an-i hol-lered for | In - sur - rec - tion: ♫♪

"Well! We've found our nerve!"
"Oh! We've never been so incited in all our lives!"
"Hey! Trial by combat!"

♫♪ In-sur-rec-tions ("Well!") use in-|-cite-ment ("Oh!") for se-di-tion: ("Hey!") ♪♫
♪♫ They | gen-'r'ly will re-sult in a sentence | by in-car-cer-a-tion joint, ♫♪
♫♪ Or by a fin-ing when the charge is not as | strong. ♪♫

♪♫ So if you're | a_Na-zi ("Sieg Heil!") or | sad ("Aw!") ♫♪
♫♪ Or | right-wing ("Eeeeeek!") or | mad ("Rats!") ♪♫
♪♫ Or in-|-ci-ted ("Wwoww!") or bad ("Aye!") ♫♪
♫♪ An In-sur-rec-tion won't be sen-tenced | liiiiiight. ♪♫

♪♫ The | race seemed tied on Nov. Third in | all (uh-huh-huh) ♫♪
♫♪ When | mailed 'n' ear-ly votes were | _ caw-halled. ♪♫
♪♫ They'd | flipped the e-lec-tion ♫♪
♫♪ In the | oth-er di-rec-tion, ♪♫
♪♫ And MA-|-GAts star-ted shout-ing for | In - sur - rec - tion: ♫♪

"Aw! You threw the wrong votes!"
"Darn! You just lost the race!"
"Hurray! I'm for the other guy!"

♫♪ In-sur-rec-tions ("Aw!") use in-|-cite-ment ("Darn!") for se-di-tion: ("Hurray!") ♪♫
♪♫ They | gen-'r'ly will re-sult in a sentence | by in-car-cer-a-tion joint, ♫♪
♫♪ Or by a fin-ing when the charge is not as | strong. ♪♫

♪♫ So if you're | a_Na-zi ("Seig Heil!") or | sad ("Aw!") ♫♪
♫♪ Or | right-wing ("Eeeeeek!") or | mad ("Rats!") ♪♫
♪♫ Or in-|-ci-ted ("Wwoww!") or bad ("Aye!") ♫♪
♫♪ An In-sur-rec-tion won't be sen-tenced | liiiiiight. ♪♫

♪♫ In-sur-rec-tions ("Hey!") use in-|-cite-ment ("Aye!") for se-di-tion: ("Hey!") ♫♪
♫♪ They | gen-'r'ly will re-sult in a sentence | by in-car-cer-a-tion joint, ♪♫
♫♪ Or by a fin-ing when the charge is not as | strong. ♪♫

♫♪ In-sur-rec-tions, by in-|-cite-ment, for se-di-tion: ♪♫
♪♫ They're the | big crimes, they're the | big crimes, ♫♪
♫♪ they're the | bi-ig-li-est | criiiiiiimes!! ♪♫

"Whew! That's his end!"
 
2021-06-15 2:51:17 PM  
They should play that same mob footage on split-screen while Cletus is blathering.
 
2021-06-15 2:53:36 PM  
AdmirableSnackbar

You're a Trump Republican, aren't you.
 
2021-06-15 2:54:03 PM  
So, in conclusion, the abnormal tourist activity of 1/6 is completely the fault of Democrats.
 
2021-06-15 2:54:18 PM  
He's defending convicted criminal Flynn, glowingly talking about his service?  Even for Repubtards this yokel is reaching.

"Every one of us want answers".  Right Spanky. Worst lie ever.

Wuuuuuuhan mention. Communist China. 2 points!  Partisan used around 20 times. Double bonus!
 
2021-06-15 2:57:26 PM  

Kittypie070: AdmirableSnackbar

You're a Trump Republican, aren't you.


He's a  Farkdotcom Independent, bravely voting GOP.
 
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