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(Slate)   "My husband's libido is out-of-control; he's horny at the simplest touch and it makes affection all but impossible. How can I get this under control?"   (slate.com) divider line
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382 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 15 Jun 2021 at 8:42 AM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-14 10:50:44 PM  
Sigh.

Butt stuff.

The correct answer to all Slate questions is "butt stuff." Can we move on now?
 
2021-06-14 10:54:54 PM  

Hubris Boy: Sigh.

Butt stuff.

The correct answer to all Slate questions is "butt stuff." Can we move on now?


I agree.  I bet if she pegs him just once, this problem will stop.
 
2021-06-14 10:55:13 PM  
Oh honey
 
2021-06-14 11:21:13 PM  
Do you not have a sister, or girlfriends, or even a mom who could help out? There are numerous videos readily available on the internet that can show you how that works. I have several of them bookmarked.
 
2021-06-14 11:21:43 PM  
Get him a new fark buddy or divorce him. You are the one who did the bait and switch on him. You deal
 
2021-06-15 2:22:53 AM  

Nadie_AZ: Oh honey


Oh, sugarplum!
 
2021-06-15 3:17:22 AM  
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2021-06-15 4:24:47 AM  
Send him over to my house!
 
2021-06-15 8:01:20 AM  
Have you tried milking him?
 
2021-06-15 8:14:25 AM  
I'm a 40-ish woman who's been with my 45-ish husband for 20 years. ... Fortunately, he also likes masturbating, and I am more than OK with that. He masturbates 1-to-2 times a day

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2021-06-15 8:29:32 AM  
Wanting to have an orgasm every day is hardly "out of control."

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2021-06-15 8:30:25 AM  
Have sex with him regularly?

You know what he needs, are you going to be surprised when he seeks out professional help with his needs?  Because he will
 
2021-06-15 8:58:58 AM  
Do like my ex. Never have sex with him.  Demand he take anti-depressants, or you'll divorce him. Then divorce him.
 
2021-06-15 9:02:23 AM  

foo monkey: Do like my ex. Never have sex with him.  Demand he take anti-depressants, or you'll divorce him. Then divorce him.


I funnied that but please know I'm laughing with you, not at you.
 
2021-06-15 9:09:14 AM  

Aussie_As: foo monkey: Do like my ex. Never have sex with him.  Demand he take anti-depressants, or you'll divorce him. Then divorce him.

I funnied that but please know I'm laughing with you, not at you.


I get it. Some people punch up. Some people punch down. I punch myself.
 
2021-06-15 9:14:17 AM  

foo monkey: Do like my ex. Never have sex with him.  Demand he take anti-depressants, or you'll divorce him. Then divorce him.


Are you reading from my memoires?  if so... please disregard everything in chapter 12.  If not...

...what a coincidence!
 
2021-06-15 9:27:33 AM  
Put him on Sertraline and Bupropion.

That'll kill his sex drive real quick.
 
2021-06-15 9:31:44 AM  
I'm a 40-ish woman who's been with my 45-ish husband for 20 years. ... Fortunately, he also likes masturbating, and I am more than OK with that. He masturbates 1-to-2 times a day

Let's see, morning math... 46 (rounded up) divided by 2 = 23.  23 +7 =30.

Simple, find him a younger than 30 year old side piece.  That way he can have the sexy time but won't be able to form any sort of attachment to her as she'll be outside of the allowed age range.  Ta daa, everyone's happy
 
2021-06-15 9:34:53 AM  
I keep thinking age will make him less horny but that hasn't been the case yet

Soon:
"Dear How To Do It, I recently went through menopause and I cannot get enough sex. Meanwhile my husband just snorts and says, 'How's it feel?' before rolling over and going to sleep. Why are men so mean?"
.
 
2021-06-15 9:36:38 AM  
Does no one teach women how to manage their husbands anymore?

The correct solution is to start every morning by knocking his socks off.
He will be much easier to deal with all day long.
 
2021-06-15 9:39:28 AM  

wage0048: Put him on Sertraline and Bupropion.

That'll kill his sex drive real quick.


Wrong answer on Wellbutrin. It used to be marketed as "Happy, Skinny, Horny"

/Personal experience there
//The middle one not so much
 
2021-06-15 9:42:48 AM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: I recently went through menopause and I cannot get enough sex.


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2021-06-15 10:13:00 AM  
You don't want his c*ck in you, well you'd better be prepared for him to put it in someone willing.
 
2021-06-15 10:29:32 AM  

Gramma: Does no one teach women how to manage their husbands anymore?

The correct solution is to start every morning by knocking his socks off.
He will be much easier to deal with all day long.


Why would him having bare feet make him happy? Unless, of course, he has a foot fetish.
 
2021-06-15 10:45:21 AM  
Have you tried gaining weight?
 
2021-06-15 10:50:37 AM  
♫ In a gadda libido, honey
Don't you know that I'm lovin' you ♫
 
2021-06-15 11:04:19 AM  

Gramma: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: I recently went through menopause and I cannot get enough sex.

hahhahaahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhaOMGh​ahhahahahahhahhahah


Perimenopause.  My wife was a wild ride those 5 years.
 
2021-06-15 11:33:53 AM  
Married 20 years and still having sex 1 to 2 times a week?  AND She's ok with him "taking care of business"?

That letter sounds faker than fake.
 
2021-06-15 12:31:23 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: wage0048: Put him on Sertraline and Bupropion.

That'll kill his sex drive real quick.

Wrong answer on Wellbutrin. It used to be marketed as "Happy, Skinny, Horny"

/Personal experience there
//The middle one not so much


Huh.  Sertaline cut my libido in half.  Adding Wellbutrin on top of the Sertraline reduced my libido to nothing.
 
2021-06-15 1:06:31 PM  

EvilEgg: Have sex with him regularly?

You know what he needs, are you going to be surprised when he seeks out professional help with his needs?  Because he will


This.. If you want the dog to stay on the porch you have to pet it once in a while. Or in this case jerk it off.
 
2021-06-15 5:21:21 PM  
Don't worry, some day he won't even look at you anymore and you'll have won the battle. And you'll complain about that.
 
2021-06-15 6:13:01 PM  

Slypork: Gramma: Does no one teach women how to manage their husbands anymore?

The correct solution is to start every morning by knocking his socks off.
He will be much easier to deal with all day long.

Why would him having bare feet make him happy? Unless, of course, he has a foot fetish.


I thought about adding IYKWIMAITYD to that.
To be more clear, she should have vigorous sex with him.
 
2021-06-15 11:30:17 PM  
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