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(Mankato Free Press)   Arson kills Frankenstein's Monster   (mankatofreepress.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Waseca County, Minnesota, Luke Duane Olson, Fire, Jerry Seinfeld, Arson, Frankenstein, Saturday morning cartoon, Complaint  
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2021-06-14 8:15:17 PM  
Life imitates art? 

The fiberglass and steel monster originally was a Vulcan on display at the 1988 Winter Carnival.

Oh. Never mind.
 
2021-06-14 8:19:36 PM  
What a vulcan shame
 
2021-06-14 8:32:17 PM  
Fire bad! 🔥
 
2021-06-14 8:47:21 PM  
They should rebuild it every year like that goat
 
2021-06-14 8:59:16 PM  
Clever headline!  How did Subby ever think of it?
 
2021-06-14 9:45:06 PM  
didn't even need the pitchforks
 
2021-06-14 10:34:40 PM  
This guy is my age, and he thinks burning things is still funny?
 
2021-06-14 10:43:00 PM  
Arson Sam 4
Youtube OtrcWENxpMw
 
2021-06-15 12:44:39 AM  
They found his wallet at the site. Any guess who he voted for in 2020? Just kidding we know he didn't vote but complains about the result anyway.
 
2021-06-15 12:47:21 AM  
How many times do we have to go over this?

Dr. Frankenstein was the monster. He abandoned, essentially, a child because he thought that it was ugly. His creation should be referred to as The Creature.

/ it's not The Creature's fault that Dr. Frankenstein was a neglect father
 
2021-06-15 12:50:09 AM  
I'm no expert, but criminal masterminds probably don't bring their wallets when out on a late night crime spree.
 
2021-06-15 12:50:20 AM  
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2021-06-15 1:00:32 AM  

kdawg7736: This guy is my age, and he thinks burning things is still funny?


Wouldn't Beavis be in his fifties by now?
 
2021-06-15 1:03:19 AM  

iheartscotch: How many times do we have to go over this?

Dr. Frankenstein was the monster. He abandoned, essentially, a child because he thought that it was ugly. His creation should be referred to as The Creature.

/ it's not The Creature's fault that Dr. Frankenstein was a neglect father


I'm glad you corrected an error that nobody in this thread had made.
 
2021-06-15 1:10:48 AM  
dumbass caught on security camera huh
 
2021-06-15 1:11:03 AM  
When I saw "Mankato" I was hoping it was in reference to someone setting fire to that ginormous Dump flag on the crane.
 
2021-06-15 1:18:03 AM  

othmar: dumbass caught on security camera huh


Left his wallet behind too which makes him a double dumbass.
 
2021-06-15 1:29:27 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: iheartscotch: How many times do we have to go over this?

Dr. Frankenstein was the monster. He abandoned, essentially, a child because he thought that it was ugly. His creation should be referred to as The Creature.

/ it's not The Creature's fault that Dr. Frankenstein was a neglect father

I'm glad you corrected an error that nobody in this thread had made.


The best tweet ibe seen recemtly went somwthing like this:

"You're telling me Frankenstein was the doctor? They let that monster practice medicine?"
 
2021-06-15 1:33:22 AM  
Investigators suspected Olson, who has an appearance similar to the man in the video and lives in the area. Olson's wallet also was found on the ground in the area.

Truly CSI level investigations to solve this crime...
 
2021-06-15 1:35:08 AM  

Nick el Ass: [i.pinimg.com image 346x215] [View Full Size image _x_]


Super Duper!

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2021-06-15 1:43:54 AM  
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Cheer up, there appears to be new growth....
 
2021-06-15 1:48:24 AM  
Every year, it just seems like these decorations come up earlier for Xmas Halloween.
 
2021-06-15 2:29:40 AM  

Nick el Ass: othmar: dumbass caught on security camera huh

Left his wallet behind too which makes him a double dumbass.


and poured gas on his own shoes. triple dumbass
 
2021-06-15 3:31:53 AM  

aagrajag: kdawg7736: This guy is my age, and he thinks burning things is still funny?

Wouldn't Beavis be in his fifties by now?


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2021-06-15 3:45:04 AM  
But where's the windmill?
 
2021-06-15 4:31:37 AM  

iheartscotch: How many times do we have to go over this?

Dr. Frankenstein was the monster. He abandoned, essentially, a child because he thought that it was ugly. His creation should be referred to as The Creature.

/ it's not The Creature's fault that Dr. Frankenstein was a neglect father


If The Creature's father was a guy named Frankenstein then that means The Creature's last name is Frankenstein, that means people can call him Frankenstein. Calling him The Creature is wrong because it denies his humanity and implies he is subhuman.
 
2021-06-15 5:43:19 AM  

Birnone: iheartscotch: How many times do we have to go over this?

Dr. Frankenstein was the monster. He abandoned, essentially, a child because he thought that it was ugly. His creation should be referred to as The Creature.

/ it's not The Creature's fault that Dr. Frankenstein was a neglect father

If The Creature's father was a guy named Frankenstein then that means The Creature's last name is Frankenstein, that means people can call him Frankenstein. Calling him The Creature is wrong because it denies his humanity and implies he is subhuman.


Plus, isn't his name Adam?
 
2021-06-15 5:53:46 AM  
Luke Duane Olson

That's some double-barreled derp right there.
 
2021-06-15 6:06:51 AM  

AtlanticCoast63: Luke Duane Olson

That's some double-barreled derp right there.


Well, at least his name isn't "Wayne".
/hey, waitaminute.
 
2021-06-15 6:20:00 AM  
The Monster had a name but it didn't make it into the final book.

"Jayden Frankenstein?!" shouted the Monster, "I'll farking kill you!"
 
2021-06-15 7:17:45 AM  
Thanksgiving Greetings From Tarzan, Tonto, and Frankenstein - SNL
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2021-06-15 7:26:10 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: Life imitates art? 

The fiberglass and steel monster originally was a Vulcan on display at the 1988 Winter Carnival.

Oh. Never mind.


If Dr Frankenstein doesn't create a bride for him before his Pon Farr, shiat is gonna get real
 
2021-06-15 8:06:36 AM  

iheartscotch: How many times do we have to go over this?

Dr. Frankenstein was the monster. He abandoned, essentially, a child because he thought that it was ugly. His creation should be referred to as The Creature.

/ it's not The Creature's fault that Dr. Frankenstein was a neglect father


And Greenland is covered in Ice, whereas Iceland is called "football."
 
2021-06-15 8:38:41 AM  

kdawg7736: This guy is my age, and he thinks burning things is still funny?


While I don't condone arson, I kinda get it in this case. If I had to see that every single day in my neighborhood, it wouldnt be long before I started thinking "I could burn that muther down tonight and it'll be gone by the morning."
 
2021-06-15 8:59:28 AM  

aagrajag: kdawg7736: This guy is my age, and he thinks burning things is still funny?

Wouldn't Beavis be in his fifties by now?


Nope. They were in their mid-teens in the early 90s, which means they're in their mid-40s now.
 
2021-06-15 9:24:53 AM  
It's alit.
It's alit!
IT'S ALIT!
 
2021-06-15 9:32:27 AM  
I understand he should not have  done it. That was the  ugliest  statue not even fun  ugly. - If I was one of the neighbors, I would set up a go fund him page to pay his legal and damage fees. I would  be thankful that the damn thing is gone. They should be a special tag for this -  Dumb Hero.
 
2021-06-15 9:43:44 AM  
Hrrrm....and yesterday was the anniversary of the burning of Touchdown Jesus....

DEEP STATE CONSPIRACY!!!!
 
2021-06-15 12:59:51 PM  
Was this in that punchable face Paul Ryan's Janesville?
 
2021-06-15 2:39:10 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Fire bad! 🔥


Came for this.

Stick around for a beverage.
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2021-06-15 3:03:40 PM  

Tenga: Was this in that punchable face Paul Ryan's Janesville?


Janesville Minnesota
 
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