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(Hindustan Times)   COVID-19 Vaccine directly linked to 5G reception in Pakistan   (hindustantimes.com) divider line
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2021-06-14 2:03:40 PM  
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2021-06-14 3:22:08 PM  
Fool me once. Shame on me. Fool me seventeen times......Shame one me.
 
2021-06-14 3:23:11 PM  
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2021-06-14 3:23:37 PM  
I like it.
 
2021-06-14 3:25:35 PM  
Other Countries: Socially distance and wear your masks or you'll get farked 10 ways from Tuesday, then thrown in jail.

USA: People making minimum wage can ask people to put on a mask. Or not.

American Patriots: Literally 1984!
 
2021-06-14 3:26:46 PM  
I got the first dose of Moderna on Friday morning.

Yesterday I started hearing voices telling me I can renew my automobile warranty.
 
2021-06-14 3:33:29 PM  

bughunter: I got the first dose of Moderna on Friday morning.

Yesterday I started hearing voices telling me I can renew my automobile warranty.


I think you should do it, also spring for the undercoating.
 
2021-06-14 3:39:58 PM  

bughunter: I got the first dose of Moderna on Friday morning.

Yesterday I started hearing voices telling me I can renew my automobile warranty.


That's really odd. Usually my ears start ringing before the voices start. Also, this robotic voice keeps saying the government is going to turn off my social security number.
 
2021-06-14 3:40:54 PM  

bughunter: I got the first dose of Moderna on Friday morning.

Yesterday I started hearing voices telling me I can renew my automobile warranty.


Moderna made you stop screening phone calls? I'm glad I got Pfizer.
 
2021-06-14 3:52:29 PM  

bughunter: I got the first dose of Moderna on Friday morning.

Yesterday I started hearing voices telling me I can renew my automobile warranty.


Second vaccine picks up Bill Gates' post-divorce "working through some stuff" playlist.
Lots of bro party anthems, ala "Big Pimpin," abruptly interrupted by Foreigner wanting to know what love is.
 
2021-06-14 3:56:18 PM  
there has been a "considerable decrease" in Covid-19 cases in the province


It helps when everyone is dead.
 
2021-06-14 3:56:53 PM  
Thank god we live in America where... every government action - even those specifically aimed at the greater good - is treated as an infringement, I guess?
 
2021-06-14 4:00:45 PM  

dothemath: there has been a "considerable decrease" in Covid-19 cases in the province


It helps when everyone is dead.


There were a lot of car wrecks last year. So many in fact that one might wonder why we're not taking a deeper look at the auto industry and "rules of the road" in general to not only explain the massive increase but also help mitigate/prevent it going forward.
 
2021-06-14 4:11:10 PM  
I was expecting hyperbole, and was disappointed. Subby did good.
 
2021-06-14 4:16:11 PM  

Singleballtheory: dothemath: there has been a "considerable decrease" in Covid-19 cases in the province


It helps when everyone is dead.

There were a lot of car wrecks last year. So many in fact that one might wonder why we're not taking a deeper look at the auto industry and "rules of the road" in general to not only explain the massive increase but also help mitigate/prevent it going forward.


Traffic laws are an unjust infringement on my freedom and a step on the slippery slope to liberal tyranny.

/know people who actually have said this seriously
 
2021-06-14 4:23:16 PM  
Just make it simple. Firing squad for the unvaccinated in their country. Solves both overpopulation and infection problems.
 
2021-06-14 4:27:38 PM  
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2021-06-14 4:28:56 PM  
But where are they going to get all of their COVID misinformation if they don't have another internet connection
 
2021-06-14 5:38:19 PM  

dothemath: there has been a "considerable decrease" in Covid-19 cases in the province


It helps when everyone is dead.


That can be said of a lot of things.
 
2021-06-14 6:03:34 PM  
I like it. Imagine the compliance we could have here.
 
2021-06-14 6:16:51 PM  

bughunter: I got the first dose of Moderna on Friday morning.

Yesterday I started hearing voices telling me I can renew my automobile warranty.


I got Pfizer and all I get is the mesothelioma commercial. At least you get IceT and Leno. Maybe that's worse.
 
2021-06-14 7:28:56 PM  
I got home to this crap on my door
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I swear I wish I could have slapped Thai person
 
2021-06-14 7:35:31 PM  
Wow. Blocking your SIM card  if you don't get the vax? That's hardcore.
 
2021-06-14 9:41:31 PM  
How will they book the appointment?

/Yes, most people have alternative internet access and /or phones, but everyone?
//Also, whst happens if you're having a heart attack and trying to call for help?
 
2021-06-14 10:10:24 PM  
I'm fine with this when it comes to anti-vaxxers. BUT if they are doing this to people who want the vaccine and can't get it due to being rural, lack of availability, transportation, etc. then it just punishes the poors without achieving the presumptive purpose.
 
2021-06-14 11:12:55 PM  

whitefangz64: I'm fine with this when it comes to anti-vaxxers. BUT if they are doing this to people who want the vaccine and can't get it due to being rural, lack of availability, transportation, etc. then it just punishes the poors without achieving the presumptive purpose.


Why do people like to assume they know better than people who's career is in the specific job.

Also for places they've never been to or could pick out on a map?
 
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