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(Twitter)   Help a custom-dice maker and their shop assistant settle some questions involved in making "horny" dice: should the eggplant emoji be the 20 or the 1? Would it make more sense to put the peach emoji as 1 (i.e. on the bottom)? Water-droplets emoji?   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-06-14 12:41:05 PM  
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2021-06-14 1:50:16 PM  
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2021-06-14 2:55:20 PM  
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2021-06-14 3:00:47 PM  
Since rolling a 1 is a critical failure, it really should be a limp noodle.
 
2021-06-14 3:07:03 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Since rolling a 1 is a critical failure, it really should be a limp noodle.


The turd emoji
 
2021-06-14 3:18:24 PM  

xanadian: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Since rolling a 1 is a critical failure, it really should be a limp noodle.

The turd emoji


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Yet a third option
 
2021-06-14 3:27:27 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Since rolling a 1 is a critical failure, it really should be a limp noodle.


I suggest '🤰'...
 
2021-06-14 3:27:40 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: xanadian: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Since rolling a 1 is a critical failure, it really should be a limp noodle.

The turd emoji

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Yet a third option


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/I should probably GBTW
 
2021-06-14 3:36:01 PM  
I'm not going to fill it all out, but the rough outline should be

1.  Forever alone guy

3.  Some sad guy jacking it

5.  Some guy jacking it, but he's really happy about what he's doing

8.  Nice tits

12.  Nice abs

16.  Nice ass

20.  Sensible spooning

/emojis suck
//ass >>> titties
///I'm not sure how to convey that guy is ok with his jacking it vs sad jacking it in the space of a die face
 
2021-06-14 3:36:05 PM  

xanadian: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: xanadian: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Since rolling a 1 is a critical failure, it really should be a limp noodle.

The turd emoji

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Yet a third option

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/I should probably GBTW


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2021-06-14 3:51:30 PM  
I only play dice with 6 sides.

I'm about to go from ashy to classy.
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2021-06-14 4:00:53 PM  

RogermcAllen: I'm not going to fill it all out, but the rough outline should be

1.  Forever alone guy

3.  Some sad guy jacking it

5.  Some guy jacking it, but he's really happy about what he's doing

8.  Nice tits

12.  Nice abs

16.  Nice ass

20.  Sensible spooning

/emojis suck
//ass >>> titties
///I'm not sure how to convey that guy is ok with his jacking it vs sad jacking it in the space of a die face


In reference to xkcd, '5' should... ...just be '5':

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/ "You roll for initiative, and ... [roll] ... wow, do you ever take it."
 
2021-06-14 4:48:36 PM  
The Big Bang Theory - Sheldon And Amy In The Bedroom
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2021-06-14 4:51:04 PM  
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2021-06-14 5:11:50 PM  
The eggplant should be where the 7 usually is, but actually represents 6
 
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