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(Al Jazeera)   Tensions build over UK-EU sausage fight, with both sides arguing over how to handle their meat   (aljazeera.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, United Kingdom, Prime Minister Boris Johnson, French President Emmanuel Macron, Northern Ireland, British province, European Union, testy bilateral exchange, British media  
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2021-06-14 12:01:42 PM  
So what you're telling me is that there's a pudding shortage.
 
2021-06-14 12:04:30 PM  
If there's anything worse than the sandwiches, it is the sausages which sit next to them. Joyless tubes, full of gristle, floating in a sea of something hot and sad, stuck with a plastic pin in the shape of a chef's hat: a memorial, one feels, for some chef who hated the world, and died, forgotten and alone among his cats on a back stair in Stepney.
The sausages are for the ones who know what their sins are and wish to atone for something specific.


I vote the EU wins.
 
2021-06-14 1:17:10 PM  
So Brexit was about sausages and fish. Oh hatred of foreigners too.
 
2021-06-14 1:34:12 PM  
Some of us need two hands.


maybe not me,but some of us
 
2021-06-14 1:43:04 PM  
If you don't beat your meat, how can you have any pudding?
 
2021-06-14 1:46:42 PM  
The problem is that in order to regulate the sausage trade, you gotta know how it is made.
 
2021-06-14 1:48:38 PM  
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2021-06-14 1:48:45 PM  
I almost misread that as IKEA sausage fight.
 
2021-06-14 1:49:37 PM  

syrynxx: So Brexit was about sausages and fish. Oh hatred of foreigners too.


Don't forget the bendy bananas.

Oh, and BLUE passports. Well, they could've made the EU passports blue but it's still real to them dammit.

Oh, and kicking those (durty Polish) immigrants stealing their jerbs.

However the Romanian ladies can still show up to be prostitutes.

Oh, and yeah, cheap NHS employees are good as well.
 
2021-06-14 1:51:22 PM  

moos: So what you're telling me is that there's a pudding shortage.


How are you supposed to have any pudding without eating your meat?
 
2021-06-14 1:52:44 PM  
KITH Sausages
Youtube 3ChvxsVgT8c
 
2021-06-14 1:54:18 PM  

inglixthemad: syrynxx: So Brexit was about sausages and fish. Oh hatred of foreigners too.

Don't forget the bendy bananas.

Oh, and BLUE passports. Well, they could've made the EU passports blue but it's still real to them dammit.

Oh, and kicking those (durty Polish) immigrants stealing their jerbs.

However the Romanian ladies can still show up to be prostitutes.

Oh, and yeah, cheap NHS employees are good as well.


And truck drivers

And pub staff

And farm hands
 
2021-06-14 1:55:09 PM  
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2021-06-14 1:57:41 PM  
Give Ireland Back To The Irish
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2021-06-14 2:03:45 PM  

Snapper Carr: [YouTube video: KITH Sausages]


Beat me by ten minutes. I love that sketch. Well, might as well post this gif I found.
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2021-06-14 2:46:08 PM  
For those who want a quick summary of the situation.

UK quits EU and doesn't want to be held to EU regulations any more. So the UK, like all other such countries, is no longer allowed to export chilled meats to the EU. So far so good. But Ireland and the UK (and the EU and well, everybody) think that the Ireland-NI border should be kept open. So everyone agrees (at the last minute) that the regulatory border should be between NI and the rest of the UK instead. As a special kindness, the EU agreed to a 6 month extension. That extension is now expiring, so it's all the fault of the nasty EU - according the people who negotiated the treaty and knew, or at least should have known, what was coming.
 
2021-06-14 5:08:16 PM  

Snapper Carr: [YouTube video: KITH Sausages]


Now I want sausages.
 
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