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(Portland Press Herald)   The most inhumane thing is they can't call Domino's with those claws   (pressherald.com) divider line
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2021-06-14 3:49:06 PM  
Don't they already have stoned crabs?
 
2021-06-14 3:56:04 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Don't they already have stoned crabs?


And baked clams.
 
2021-06-14 5:50:35 PM  
The B-52's - Rock Lobster (Official Music Video)
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2021-06-14 6:50:03 PM  
Great, now I want a lobster roll. And maybe a joint.
 
2021-06-14 7:44:34 PM  
If Domino's is your last meal request, might as well keep the bands on and end it as soon as possible.

(maybe they can get charles-chez in the afterlife)
 
2021-06-14 8:54:00 PM  
Oh This is Good! Call Starkist
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2021-06-14 9:06:53 PM  
Does eating a lobster that's high get you stoned too or do you need a side of the canna-beurre blanc sauce for that?
 
2021-06-14 9:12:43 PM  

Percise1: If Domino's is your last meal request, might as well keep the bands on and end it as soon as possible.

(maybe they can get charles-chez in the afterlife)


They don't know it's their last meal. Lots of stuff sounds good when you're 
High as Fuck - Jon Lajoie [Lyric]
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2021-06-15 1:28:11 AM  
"We don't know. We can't ask them."

Those who know don't tell. Those who tell don't know.
 
2021-06-15 8:09:23 AM  

Billy Liar: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/15CuGvHx​CTE?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]


This movie cannot be quoted on this site enough.

"Hey kid, you like music?"
 
2021-06-15 2:24:53 PM  
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2021-06-15 3:12:04 PM  

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This movie cannot be quoted on this site enough.

"Hey kid, you like music?"


[picks up photo from desk]  "Who's this?"
"It's my fiancee."
[pauses]  "Nice frame."
 
2021-06-15 3:55:57 PM  
As someone who's smoked pot for years, I gotta say, it's people like this that make me embarrassed for stones everywhere.

/why waste your weed getting sea bugs (possibly) stoned?
//everyone knows you're supposed to offer it to schoolchildren first
 
2021-06-15 8:17:01 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Percise1: If Domino's is your last meal request, might as well keep the bands on and end it as soon as possible.

(maybe they can get charles-chez in the afterlife)

They don't know it's their last meal. Lots of stuff sounds good when you're 
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Thank you, that was beautifully amusing.
 
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