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(Connecticut Post)   ♫ Shave and a haircut, two bits. 8 ball and some xannys, two thousand bits ♫   (ctpost.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Cocaine, Drug addiction, Firearm, Anthony Sanchez, possession of a controlled substance, 42-year-old, crack cocaine, FBI Safe Streets Task Force  
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2021-06-13 12:16:43 PM  
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2021-06-13 12:17:09 PM  
Y'all got a few drugs in here, eh?

A few that's....well that's a lot.
 
2021-06-13 12:17:13 PM  
I still want one of those jackets.
 
2021-06-13 12:18:59 PM  
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2021-06-13 12:20:48 PM  
Two thousand bits is $500, subby.

/Two Bits
 
2021-06-13 12:21:51 PM  

kdawg7736: [i.chzbgr.com image 587x720]


If a barber did that to my head I would probably join the Russian mafia.
 
2021-06-13 12:24:12 PM  

puckrock2000: Two thousand bits is $500, subby.

/Two Bits


A bit is worth 1 cent on twitch. 200 bucks for drugs is a pretty good deal.
 
2021-06-13 12:25:37 PM  
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2021-06-13 12:28:16 PM  

puckrock2000: Two thousand bits is $500, subby.
/Two Bits


Read your own link?  One bit is 12.5¢.  Makes 2000 bits $250.
/was told there would be no math.
 
2021-06-13 12:29:35 PM  
The Be-highs

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2021-06-13 12:30:26 PM  
The White Stripes Ball and biscuit
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2021-06-13 12:32:29 PM  
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2021-06-13 12:42:33 PM  
The fark is that pink bar
 
2021-06-13 12:46:53 PM  

Por que tan serioso: [Fark user image image 425x417]


Flavor Town, pop. 1
 
2021-06-13 12:49:41 PM  
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Enriched rice! I'll say it is!
 
2021-06-13 12:49:45 PM  
crap !
there is math.
they used a piece for a dollar ahhhh many years ago.
so a bit/bite was 1/8 of a dollar and two bits was 1/4.
$500,000 in quarters is..... a lot of quarters. like (pinky to mouth) 2 million
 
2021-06-13 12:52:55 PM  
Police had a must knock warrant, but the perp was pretty easy to catch

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2021-06-13 1:12:43 PM  
I need to stop going to great clips.
 
2021-06-13 1:32:55 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Police had a must knock warrant, but the perp was pretty easy to catch

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Nice
 
2021-06-13 1:40:06 PM  
Investigators seized crack cocaine, powdered cocaine, heroin with fentanyl, ecstasy, Xanax, marijuana, digital scales, a .38 caliber handgun, several rounds of ammunition and $1,914, police said.

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2021-06-13 2:15:06 PM  

uttertosh: [Fark user image image 481x640]

Enriched rice! I'll say it is!


There is a nonzero chance that they claim that enriched rice and some farking lost pocket mints are 'suspected cocaine'  and 'suspected MDMA.'
 
2021-06-13 2:41:04 PM  
> a raid at the Stylz barbershop on Wednesday, police officials announced Friday.
Anthony Sanchez, 42, of Bridgeport, was charged ,,,


Seems like a nice neighborhood
https://connecticut.news12.com/barber​-​christmas-eve-shooting-bad-for-busines​s-34843112
Barber: Christmas Eve shooting bad for business
Dec 30, 2015

Michael Majors, 23, is accused in the death of Luis Colon, a student who authorities say was an innocent bystander caught in the State Street crossfire between rival gun dealers.

Anthony Sanchez,
who owns Stylz Barbershop at 11-56 State St., told News 12 Wednesday that business has declined by about 50 percent since Colon's death right outside his doorstep
.
 
2021-06-13 3:03:58 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: puckrock2000: Two thousand bits is $500, subby.

/Two Bits

A bit is worth 1 cent on twitch. 200 bucks for drugs is a pretty good deal.


It's worth 1 cent but it costs 1.3 cents - that extra 25% goes to Bezos.
 
2021-06-13 3:04:45 PM  
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unimpressed
 
2021-06-13 3:35:59 PM  

Marcos P: The fark is that pink bar


Possibly a 2mg xanax, often called a xanabar.
 
2021-06-13 4:34:19 PM  
Csb: my step dad offered me two bits to mow the lawn as a kid, I thought I had won the lottery.

I've never forgotten nor forgiven him for the quarter he flipped me after getting it done.

/csb

//5 bucks after that follie.
///farker
 
2021-06-13 5:01:17 PM  
At least they had the good taste to use Louisiana grown rice.
 
2021-06-13 5:21:25 PM  
Every barber I've known cuts hair as one of their side hustle. They may have a barber shop, but that's not their main source of income, it's a way to socialize and find new customers for their real job.

Even if they're really good and people line up and wait for hours, it's steady but slow money and doesn't scale very well. You can only cut so many heads in a day, and only for so much.
 
2021-06-13 11:23:34 PM  
Man, I gotta change barbers.
 
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