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2021-06-13 1:16:23 AM  
He's not exactly a model citizen now.
 
2021-06-13 3:55:39 AM  
Dude seems to like pointless drama more than actually playing football.  Maybe starring in made for TV movies on the Lifetime channel are more his thing.  Anyway any team that even considers signing this cancer is an idiot.
 
2021-06-13 6:56:42 AM  
I'm sure he's upset that he wasn't used that much, but that was his own damn fault. Andy tried using him in different schemes and packages after he signed and the guy was terrible. He didn't have that stutter step and burst to get through holes that he did in his early Pittsburgh days.
 
2021-06-13 8:15:20 AM  
But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-06-13 8:24:52 AM  

FarkingSmurf: Dude seems to like pointless drama more than actually playing football.  Maybe starring in made for TV movies on the Lifetime channel are more his thing.  Anyway any team that even considers signing this cancer is an idiot.


Annnnd he's wearing Honolulu blue by weeks end.
 
2021-06-13 8:48:26 AM  
You dont say
 
2021-06-13 9:02:57 AM  

151: FarkingSmurf: Dude seems to like pointless drama more than actually playing football.  Maybe starring in made for TV movies on the Lifetime channel are more his thing.  Anyway any team that even considers signing this cancer is an idiot.

Annnnd he's wearing Honolulu blue by weeks end.


Oh hell no! Inflict him on the Jets!! We are trying to *stop* sucking horribly!!!
 
2021-06-13 9:05:28 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.


Huh, that's a really good point.
What is it about Pittsburgh that farks these athletes up?
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-06-13 9:18:03 AM  

ClavellBCMI: 151: FarkingSmurf: Dude seems to like pointless drama more than actually playing football.  Maybe starring in made for TV movies on the Lifetime channel are more his thing.  Anyway any team that even considers signing this cancer is an idiot.

Annnnd he's wearing Honolulu blue by weeks end.

Oh hell no! Inflict him on the Jets!! We are trying to *stop* sucking horribly!!!


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2021-06-13 9:27:09 AM  

johnny_vegas: Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.

Huh, that's a really good point.
What is it about Pittsburgh that farks these athletes up?


They saw Disney Crosby punch an engaged player in the nuts from behind and said "you know what! That could be me one day". They saw Big Ben get away with sexual assault multiple times and said "why not me?" They had a time machine to the last time the Pirates were relevant, saw Barry Bonds, and said "it's my turn."

So to answer your question I don't know.
 
2021-06-13 9:41:07 AM  

puffy999: johnny_vegas: Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.

Huh, that's a really good point.
What is it about Pittsburgh that farks these athletes up?

They saw Disney Crosby punch an engaged player in the nuts from behind and said "you know what! That could be me one day". They saw Big Ben get away with sexual assault multiple times and said "why not me?" They had a time machine to the last time the Pirates were relevant, saw Barry Bonds, and said "it's my turn."

So to answer your question I don't know.


My guess was Rolling Rock and Primantis
 
2021-06-13 10:03:31 AM  
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2021-06-13 10:33:12 AM  

johnny_vegas: puffy999: johnny_vegas: Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.

Huh, that's a really good point.
What is it about Pittsburgh that farks these athletes up?

They saw Disney Crosby punch an engaged player in the nuts from behind and said "you know what! That could be me one day". They saw Big Ben get away with sexual assault multiple times and said "why not me?" They had a time machine to the last time the Pirates were relevant, saw Barry Bonds, and said "it's my turn."

So to answer your question I don't know.

My guess was Rolling Rock and Primantis


A shiatty, toxic fanbase that encourages and defends sexual assault, violence, and otherwise getting away with anything that you can get away with.

At least the football side of things will turn on itself after having its ass handed to it this year.


Ben Roethlisberger, Maurkice Pouncey and JuJu Smith-Schuster cry after their wildcard loss vs Browns
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2021-06-13 11:01:57 AM  
Lol. Glad the Steelers let him go. Same with AB.
 
2021-06-13 11:04:20 AM  

null: johnny_vegas: puffy999: johnny_vegas: Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.

Huh, that's a really good point.
What is it about Pittsburgh that farks these athletes up?

They saw Disney Crosby punch an engaged player in the nuts from behind and said "you know what! That could be me one day". They saw Big Ben get away with sexual assault multiple times and said "why not me?" They had a time machine to the last time the Pirates were relevant, saw Barry Bonds, and said "it's my turn."

So to answer your question I don't know.

My guess was Rolling Rock and Primantis

A shiatty, toxic fanbase that encourages and defends sexual assault, violence, and otherwise getting away with anything that you can get away with.

At least the football side of things will turn on itself after having its ass handed to it this year.


[YouTube video: Ben Roethlisberger, Maurkice Pouncey and JuJu Smith-Schuster cry after their wildcard loss vs Browns]


Who was charged with sexual assault? Anyone convicted? Point them out, and I'll gladly be against them.
 
2021-06-13 11:07:17 AM  
Also I don't actually care I just figured I may as well get that ball rolling.
 
2021-06-13 12:06:42 PM  

FarkingSmurf: Dude seems to like pointless drama more than actually playing football.  Maybe starring in made for TV movies on the Lifetime channel are more his thing.  Anyway any team that even considers signing this cancer is an idiot.


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2021-06-13 12:56:09 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: I'm sure he's upset that he wasn't used that much, but that was his own damn fault. Andy tried using him in different schemes and packages after he signed and the guy was terrible. He didn't have that stutter step and burst to get through holes that he did in his early Pittsburgh days.


He played for the Jets.  He was terrible.

He played for the Chiefs... he was terrible.

He left a glorious situation in the Steelers, burned the bridge, pissed away an entire year's salary, didn't even get the raise he wanted, and sucked ass so bad that now he's probably out of the league for good.  Good riddance.

/Best of all, the chiefs lost so he didn't even mooch a ring out of it.
 
2021-06-13 1:05:07 PM  
He has his music career to fall back on.
 
2021-06-13 1:26:06 PM  
Played for, subby. He's currently a free agent.
 
2021-06-13 2:02:43 PM  

null: johnny_vegas: puffy999: johnny_vegas: Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.

Huh, that's a really good point.
What is it about Pittsburgh that farks these athletes up?

They saw Disney Crosby punch an engaged player in the nuts from behind and said "you know what! That could be me one day". They saw Big Ben get away with sexual assault multiple times and said "why not me?" They had a time machine to the last time the Pirates were relevant, saw Barry Bonds, and said "it's my turn."

So to answer your question I don't know.

My guess was Rolling Rock and Primantis

A shiatty, toxic fanbase that encourages and defends sexual assault, violence, and otherwise getting away with anything that you can get away with.

At least the football side of things will turn on itself after having its ass handed to it this year.


[YouTube video: Ben Roethlisberger, Maurkice Pouncey and JuJu Smith-Schuster cry after their wildcard loss vs Browns]


It's hilarious to me that you complain about toxic fans.
 
2021-06-13 2:44:04 PM  

null: johnny_vegas: puffy999: johnny_vegas: Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.

Huh, that's a really good point.
What is it about Pittsburgh that farks these athletes up?

They saw Disney Crosby punch an engaged player in the nuts from behind and said "you know what! That could be me one day". They saw Big Ben get away with sexual assault multiple times and said "why not me?" They had a time machine to the last time the Pirates were relevant, saw Barry Bonds, and said "it's my turn."

So to answer your question I don't know.

My guess was Rolling Rock and Primantis

A shiatty, toxic fanbase that encourages and defends sexual assault, violence, and otherwise getting away with anything that you can get away with.

At least the football side of things will turn on itself after having its ass handed to it this year.


[YouTube video: Ben Roethlisberger, Maurkice Pouncey and JuJu Smith-Schuster cry after their wildcard loss vs Browns]


You know you guys picked up Kareem Hunt, right?
 
2021-06-13 3:14:43 PM  
This season will put him in the 30-club. Unless he finds a way to become Frank Gore, he's just a backup forever anyway, regardless of his past.
 
2021-06-13 3:32:10 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: null: johnny_vegas: puffy999: johnny_vegas: Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.

Huh, that's a really good point.
What is it about Pittsburgh that farks these athletes up?

They saw Disney Crosby punch an engaged player in the nuts from behind and said "you know what! That could be me one day". They saw Big Ben get away with sexual assault multiple times and said "why not me?" They had a time machine to the last time the Pirates were relevant, saw Barry Bonds, and said "it's my turn."

So to answer your question I don't know.

My guess was Rolling Rock and Primantis

A shiatty, toxic fanbase that encourages and defends sexual assault, violence, and otherwise getting away with anything that you can get away with.

At least the football side of things will turn on itself after having its ass handed to it this year.


[YouTube video: Ben Roethlisberger, Maurkice Pouncey and JuJu Smith-Schuster cry after their wildcard loss vs Browns]

You know you guys picked up Kareem Hunt, right?


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2021-06-13 4:04:29 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: null: johnny_vegas: puffy999: johnny_vegas: Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.

Huh, that's a really good point.
What is it about Pittsburgh that farks these athletes up?

They saw Disney Crosby punch an engaged player in the nuts from behind and said "you know what! That could be me one day". They saw Big Ben get away with sexual assault multiple times and said "why not me?" They had a time machine to the last time the Pirates were relevant, saw Barry Bonds, and said "it's my turn."

So to answer your question I don't know.

My guess was Rolling Rock and Primantis

A shiatty, toxic fanbase that encourages and defends sexual assault, violence, and otherwise getting away with anything that you can get away with.

At least the football side of things will turn on itself after having its ass handed to it this year.


[YouTube video: Ben Roethlisberger, Maurkice Pouncey and JuJu Smith-Schuster cry after their wildcard loss vs Browns]

You know you guys picked up Kareem Hunt, right?


Last I knew, Kareem Hunt's issues were plain assault, not sexual.

There's a huge gap between plain assault/anger management issues and being a goddamn repeat sexual predator.

Your boy Rapey Ben though was introduced to Stormy Daniels by one Donald John Trump, known associate of Jeffrey Epstein, and also the guy who paid Ms. Daniels a lot of money for sex/to keep the sex quiet.

And that's before we get into at least two more allegations against him, one of which got settled out of court.

Kareem Hunt served a suspension.  Rapey Ben's issues happened before the #MeToo era, he got off with nothing.
 
2021-06-13 4:15:00 PM  

null: Incorrigible Astronaut: null: johnny_vegas: puffy999: johnny_vegas: Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.

Huh, that's a really good point.
What is it about Pittsburgh that farks these athletes up?

They saw Disney Crosby punch an engaged player in the nuts from behind and said "you know what! That could be me one day". They saw Big Ben get away with sexual assault multiple times and said "why not me?" They had a time machine to the last time the Pirates were relevant, saw Barry Bonds, and said "it's my turn."

So to answer your question I don't know.

My guess was Rolling Rock and Primantis

A shiatty, toxic fanbase that encourages and defends sexual assault, violence, and otherwise getting away with anything that you can get away with.

At least the football side of things will turn on itself after having its ass handed to it this year.


[YouTube video: Ben Roethlisberger, Maurkice Pouncey and JuJu Smith-Schuster cry after their wildcard loss vs Browns]

You know you guys picked up Kareem Hunt, right?

Last I knew, Kareem Hunt's issues were plain assault, not sexual.

There's a huge gap between plain assault/anger management issues and being a goddamn repeat sexual predator.

Your boy Rapey Ben though was introduced to Stormy Daniels by one Donald John Trump, known associate of Jeffrey Epstein, and also the guy who paid Ms. Daniels a lot of money for sex/to keep the sex quiet.

And that's before we get into at least two more allegations against him, one of which got settled out of court.

Kareem Hunt served a suspension.  Rapey Ben's issues happened before the #MeToo era, he got off with nothing.


Got it. You firmly draw the line at physically assaulting women. Anything past that line is too much.

Is Ben a scumbag? Yeah. What makes it hilarious that you biatch about toxic fans is that you downplay the shiat in your team of choice.
 
2021-06-13 4:18:37 PM  

meera's frog spear: He has his music career to fall back on.


Le'Veon digs the doghouse.

/obscure?
 
2021-06-13 4:32:05 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: null: Incorrigible Astronaut: null: johnny_vegas: puffy999: johnny_vegas: Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.

Huh, that's a really good point.
What is it about Pittsburgh that farks these athletes up?

They saw Disney Crosby punch an engaged player in the nuts from behind and said "you know what! That could be me one day". They saw Big Ben get away with sexual assault multiple times and said "why not me?" They had a time machine to the last time the Pirates were relevant, saw Barry Bonds, and said "it's my turn."

So to answer your question I don't know.

My guess was Rolling Rock and Primantis

A shiatty, toxic fanbase that encourages and defends sexual assault, violence, and otherwise getting away with anything that you can get away with.

At least the football side of things will turn on itself after having its ass handed to it this year.


[YouTube video: Ben Roethlisberger, Maurkice Pouncey and JuJu Smith-Schuster cry after their wildcard loss vs Browns]

You know you guys picked up Kareem Hunt, right?

Last I knew, Kareem Hunt's issues were plain assault, not sexual.

There's a huge gap between plain assault/anger management issues and being a goddamn repeat sexual predator.

Your boy Rapey Ben though was introduced to Stormy Daniels by one Donald John Trump, known associate of Jeffrey Epstein, and also the guy who paid Ms. Daniels a lot of money for sex/to keep the sex quiet.

And that's before we get into at least two more allegations against him, one of which got settled out of court.

Kareem Hunt served a suspension.  Rapey Ben's issues happened before the #MeToo era, he got off with nothing.

Got it. You firmly draw the line at physically assaulting women. Anything past that line is too much.

Is Ben a scumbag? Yeah. What makes it hilarious that you biatch about toxic fans is that you downplay the shiat in your team of choice.


Excuse me but did I excuse or draw the line at Hunt?

NO I DID NOT.

You're the one trying to cover for Rapey Ben.  You want truly toxic culture, there ya go.  "Our boy Ben did nothing wrong, show me proof, show me charges against him, etc. INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!!1!"

That's toxic culture.  You act like the Browns ought to be burned at the stake over signing Hunt, but covering for Rapey Ben's creepy ass for years is perfectly fine.

Keep up the whataboutism, I expect no less from someone in denial that their sportsball hero is a creep and associates with one of the biggest creeps to ever embarrass the whole goddamn country.
 
2021-06-13 4:38:03 PM  

null: Hillbilly Jim: null: Incorrigible Astronaut: null: johnny_vegas: puffy999: johnny_vegas: Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.

Huh, that's a really good point.
What is it about Pittsburgh that farks these athletes up?

They saw Disney Crosby punch an engaged player in the nuts from behind and said "you know what! That could be me one day". They saw Big Ben get away with sexual assault multiple times and said "why not me?" They had a time machine to the last time the Pirates were relevant, saw Barry Bonds, and said "it's my turn."

So to answer your question I don't know.

My guess was Rolling Rock and Primantis

A shiatty, toxic fanbase that encourages and defends sexual assault, violence, and otherwise getting away with anything that you can get away with.

At least the football side of things will turn on itself after having its ass handed to it this year.


[YouTube video: Ben Roethlisberger, Maurkice Pouncey and JuJu Smith-Schuster cry after their wildcard loss vs Browns]

You know you guys picked up Kareem Hunt, right?

Last I knew, Kareem Hunt's issues were plain assault, not sexual.

There's a huge gap between plain assault/anger management issues and being a goddamn repeat sexual predator.

Your boy Rapey Ben though was introduced to Stormy Daniels by one Donald John Trump, known associate of Jeffrey Epstein, and also the guy who paid Ms. Daniels a lot of money for sex/to keep the sex quiet.

And that's before we get into at least two more allegations against him, one of which got settled out of court.

Kareem Hunt served a suspension.  Rapey Ben's issues happened before the #MeToo era, he got off with nothing.

Got it. You firmly draw the line at physically assaulting women. Anything past that line is too much.

Is Ben a scumbag? Yeah. What makes it hilarious that you biatch about toxic fans is that you downplay the shiat in your team of choice.

Excuse me but did I excuse or draw the line at Hunt?

NO I DID NOT.

You're the one trying to cover for Rapey Ben.  You want truly toxic culture, there ya go.  "Our boy Ben did nothing wrong, show me proof, show me charges against him, etc. INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!!1!"

That's toxic culture.  You act like the Browns ought to be burned at the stake over signing Hunt, but covering for Rapey Ben's creepy ass for years is perfectly fine.

Keep up the whataboutism, I expect no less from someone in denial that their sportsball hero is a creep and associates with one of the biggest creeps to ever embarrass the whole goddamn country.


Learn to read. I said Ben is a Scumbag. I didn't excuse it all. You're the one that equivocated  and said it was only physical assault in regards to Hunt.

Did the Steelers Fark up by not dropping the hammer on Ben, yep.  They also didn't actively pursue s guy that got cut from his team for assaulting a woman. Kind of hard to try and take the moral high ground in that sitch.
 
2021-06-13 4:53:10 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Learn to read. I said Ben is a Scumbag. I didn't excuse it all. You're the one that equivocated and said it was only physical assault in regards to Hunt.

Did the Steelers Fark up by not dropping the hammer on Ben, yep. They also didn't actively pursue s guy that got cut from his team for assaulting a woman. Kind of hard to try and take the moral high ground in that sitch.


If you want to argue that the Browns should not have signed a guy who was cut for violence against a woman, you also admit that Rapey Ben should have been cut by the Steelers and never worked another day in the NFL.  So how about you go give back some Superb Owl rings and get back to us after vacating those titles?
 
2021-06-13 4:57:20 PM  

null: Hillbilly Jim: Learn to read. I said Ben is a Scumbag. I didn't excuse it all. You're the one that equivocated and said it was only physical assault in regards to Hunt.

Did the Steelers Fark up by not dropping the hammer on Ben, yep. They also didn't actively pursue s guy that got cut from his team for assaulting a woman. Kind of hard to try and take the moral high ground in that sitch.

If you want to argue that the Browns should not have signed a guy who was cut for violence against a woman, you also admit that Rapey Ben should have been cut by the Steelers and never worked another day in the NFL.  So how about you go give back some Superb Owl rings and get back to us after vacating those titles?


Do you even read stuff before you reply or do you just like making up arguments? I clearly said the Steelers farked up by not dropping the hammer on Ben.
 
2021-06-13 5:06:21 PM  
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/runs
 
2021-06-13 5:10:03 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: null: Hillbilly Jim: Learn to read. I said Ben is a Scumbag. I didn't excuse it all. You're the one that equivocated and said it was only physical assault in regards to Hunt.

Did the Steelers Fark up by not dropping the hammer on Ben, yep. They also didn't actively pursue s guy that got cut from his team for assaulting a woman. Kind of hard to try and take the moral high ground in that sitch.

If you want to argue that the Browns should not have signed a guy who was cut for violence against a woman, you also admit that Rapey Ben should have been cut by the Steelers and never worked another day in the NFL.  So how about you go give back some Superb Owl rings and get back to us after vacating those titles?

Do you even read stuff before you reply or do you just like making up arguments? I clearly said the Steelers farked up by not dropping the hammer on Ben.


Yes you did, and you clearly want to make it out like the events are to be considered equally evil or something.  So if that's the case, then you're arguing Ben should have been cut by the Steelers and at least one Superb Owl championship is completely undeserved.  If that's not your case, then you're trying to engage in whataboutism, because there's a difference between regular assault and sexual assault and because to point the finger at the Browns and their fanbase over the signing of Hunt and to call them toxic over that is to divert and derail the thread from the subject of the original post, which was what, agian?  Oh yeah, why the hell there seems to be this repeating problem/behavior from Pittsburgh players.

But hey Steelers fans know all about being on the wrong side of the field and getting away with it.

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2021-06-13 5:12:13 PM  

johnny_vegas: [sportshub.cbsistatic.com image 850x478]

/runs


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Threadjacking, 15 yard penalty and disqualification from thread.
 
2021-06-13 5:22:14 PM  

null: Hillbilly Jim: null: Hillbilly Jim: Learn to read. I said Ben is a Scumbag. I didn't excuse it all. You're the one that equivocated and said it was only physical assault in regards to Hunt.

Did the Steelers Fark up by not dropping the hammer on Ben, yep. They also didn't actively pursue s guy that got cut from his team for assaulting a woman. Kind of hard to try and take the moral high ground in that sitch.

If you want to argue that the Browns should not have signed a guy who was cut for violence against a woman, you also admit that Rapey Ben should have been cut by the Steelers and never worked another day in the NFL.  So how about you go give back some Superb Owl rings and get back to us after vacating those titles?

Do you even read stuff before you reply or do you just like making up arguments? I clearly said the Steelers farked up by not dropping the hammer on Ben.

Yes you did, and you clearly want to make it out like the events are to be considered equally evil or something.  So if that's the case, then you're arguing Ben should have been cut by the Steelers and at least one Superb Owl championship is completely undeserved.  If that's not your case, then you're trying to engage in whataboutism, because there's a difference between regular assault and sexual assault and because to point the finger at the Browns and their fanbase over the signing of Hunt and to call them toxic over that is to divert and derail the thread from the subject of the original post, which was what, agian?  Oh yeah, why the hell there seems to be this repeating problem/behavior from Pittsburgh players.

But hey Steelers fans know all about being on the wrong side of the field and getting away with it.

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Yeah I am saying they should have cut Ben if you're simple enough to have that clearly said after my posts. in fact Ingot roasted by quite a few back in the day for saying The Steelers I'd take Tebow over Ben because for all his shorty takes on his religious beliefs Tebow wasn't going to sexually chicks in bathrooms.


And as far as the Whataboutism, pro football is a cesspool. We all know that and we watch and cheer anyway. I'll own up to my own failings on that point.

And I'm no calling out the Browns fanbase, only you.
 
2021-06-13 5:50:59 PM  

null: johnny_vegas: [sportshub.cbsistatic.com image 850x478]

/runs

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Threadjacking, 15 yard penalty and disqualification from thread.


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/GFY homer
 
2021-06-13 6:39:40 PM  

null: Incorrigible Astronaut: null: johnny_vegas: puffy999: johnny_vegas: Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.

Huh, that's a really good point.
What is it about Pittsburgh that farks these athletes up?

They saw Disney Crosby punch an engaged player in the nuts from behind and said "you know what! That could be me one day". They saw Big Ben get away with sexual assault multiple times and said "why not me?" They had a time machine to the last time the Pirates were relevant, saw Barry Bonds, and said "it's my turn."

So to answer your question I don't know.

My guess was Rolling Rock and Primantis

A shiatty, toxic fanbase that encourages and defends sexual assault, violence, and otherwise getting away with anything that you can get away with.

At least the football side of things will turn on itself after having its ass handed to it this year.


[YouTube video: Ben Roethlisberger, Maurkice Pouncey and JuJu Smith-Schuster cry after their wildcard loss vs Browns]

You know you guys picked up Kareem Hunt, right?

Last I knew, Kareem Hunt's issues were plain assault, not sexual.


Hah! Hey guys, it's okay to assault women, just don't sexually assault them.
 
2021-06-13 6:44:03 PM  

TDWCom29: null: Incorrigible Astronaut: null: johnny_vegas: puffy999: johnny_vegas: Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.

Huh, that's a really good point.
What is it about Pittsburgh that farks these athletes up?

They saw Disney Crosby punch an engaged player in the nuts from behind and said "you know what! That could be me one day". They saw Big Ben get away with sexual assault multiple times and said "why not me?" They had a time machine to the last time the Pirates were relevant, saw Barry Bonds, and said "it's my turn."

So to answer your question I don't know.

My guess was Rolling Rock and Primantis

A shiatty, toxic fanbase that encourages and defends sexual assault, violence, and otherwise getting away with anything that you can get away with.

At least the football side of things will turn on itself after having its ass handed to it this year.


[YouTube video: Ben Roethlisberger, Maurkice Pouncey and JuJu Smith-Schuster cry after their wildcard loss vs Browns]

You know you guys picked up Kareem Hunt, right?

Last I knew, Kareem Hunt's issues were plain assault, not sexual.

Hah! Hey guys, it's okay to assault women, just don't sexually assault them.


Hey! Look who came to the thread to defend Rapey Ben and pile on!
 
2021-06-13 7:55:13 PM  

johnny_vegas: [sportshub.cbsistatic.com image 850x478]

/runs


Look how helpful Myles Garrett is, attempting to help an opponent put his helmet back on.
 
2021-06-13 8:02:31 PM  

null: TDWCom29: null: Incorrigible Astronaut: null: johnny_vegas: puffy999: johnny_vegas: Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.

Huh, that's a really good point.
What is it about Pittsburgh that farks these athletes up?

They saw Disney Crosby punch an engaged player in the nuts from behind and said "you know what! That could be me one day". They saw Big Ben get away with sexual assault multiple times and said "why not me?" They had a time machine to the last time the Pirates were relevant, saw Barry Bonds, and said "it's my turn."

So to answer your question I don't know.

My guess was Rolling Rock and Primantis

A shiatty, toxic fanbase that encourages and defends sexual assault, violence, and otherwise getting away with anything that you can get away with.

At least the football side of things will turn on itself after having its ass handed to it this year.


[YouTube video: Ben Roethlisberger, Maurkice Pouncey and JuJu Smith-Schuster cry after their wildcard loss vs Browns]

You know you guys picked up Kareem Hunt, right?

Last I knew, Kareem Hunt's issues were plain assault, not sexual.

Hah! Hey guys, it's okay to assault women, just don't sexually assault them.

Hey! Look who came to the thread to defend Rapey Ben and pile on!


You're coming across like an idiot.
I hope for your sake the Browns do well this season since that is what is apparently needed for you to affirm any sense of self worth
 
2021-06-14 12:50:41 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.


Antonio Brown is a different kettle of fish.

With LVB I get it: the team a) wasn't going to pay him what he felt he deserved and b) was going to use him every chance they got before letting him go as a UFA.

Now, his behavior as a result of this? Yeah, he's a douchecanoe; it says it all when you sign for the Chiefs, you don't get more than 10 carries the rest of the season and then you napalm your relationship with them on the way out.

Like they thought they were getting a motivated player and all they got was someone living off past rep with no motivation, even with a championship caliber team around him.

Good riddance.
 
2021-06-14 12:52:07 PM  

johnny_vegas: Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.

Huh, that's a really good point.
What is it about Pittsburgh that farks these athletes up?


Captain fat fark has a lot to do with it.
 
2021-06-14 12:53:47 PM  

null: johnny_vegas: puffy999: johnny_vegas: Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.

Huh, that's a really good point.
What is it about Pittsburgh that farks these athletes up?

They saw Disney Crosby punch an engaged player in the nuts from behind and said "you know what! That could be me one day". They saw Big Ben get away with sexual assault multiple times and said "why not me?" They had a time machine to the last time the Pirates were relevant, saw Barry Bonds, and said "it's my turn."

So to answer your question I don't know.

My guess was Rolling Rock and Primantis

A shiatty, toxic fanbase that encourages and defends sexual assault, violence, and otherwise getting away with anything that you can get away with.

At least the football side of things will turn on itself after having its ass handed to it this year.


[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/V-0wtsNm​t3k]


Had it coming to them; they were living off past reputation and, once they met an actual team with hunger, they folded.

They lost to the Deadskins the WFT for chrissake.
 
2021-06-14 2:06:43 PM  

Rwa2play: Adolf Oliver Nipples: But remember, it was all Pittsburgh's fault, both with him and with Antonio Brown.

Antonio Brown is a different kettle of fish.

With LVB I get it: the team a) wasn't going to pay him what he felt he deserved and b) was going to use him every chance they got before letting him go as a UFA.

Now, his behavior as a result of this? Yeah, he's a douchecanoe; it says it all when you sign for the Chiefs, you don't get more than 10 carries the rest of the season and then you napalm your relationship with them on the way out.

Like they thought they were getting a motivated player and all they got was someone living off past rep with no motivation, even with a championship caliber team around him.

Good riddance.


Pittsburgh wasn't trying to let him go as a UFA. They offered him a contract better than he got from the Jets. Why would they have "used him up" and then tried to keep him for another 5 years?

Everything Bell has done since he turned Pittsburgh down has shown that the Steelers' only mistake was offering that contract in the first place.
 
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