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2021-06-12 11:56:26 AM  
There really should be a reward given to a person that finds drugs on a beach and calls authorities. 10% of the police declared value would be fair.
 
2021-06-12 1:35:51 PM  
Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' plane
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like a foriegn rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin' planes
 
2021-06-12 1:49:39 PM  

eurotrader: There really should be a reward given to a person that finds drugs on a beach and calls authorities. 10% of the police declared value would be fair.


Why do people bother turning it in? Hell, I'd finance my retirement!
 
2021-06-12 1:54:58 PM  
Funny how Space Force never finds any pot, isn't it?
 
2021-06-12 2:30:52 PM  
It's amazing they found 22lbs of cocaine just lying on some beach, I hope they dispose of the 18lbs properly.  It might get pretty messy if you tried burning all 10lbs of that cocaine at once.
 
2021-06-12 2:31:09 PM  
Coke from the sky?

The Gods Must Be Crazy!
 
2021-06-12 2:32:58 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Funny how Space Force never finds reports finding any pot, isn't it?

 
2021-06-12 2:33:44 PM  

VisualiseThis: It's amazing they found 22lbs of cocaine just lying on some beach, I hope they dispose of the 18lbs properly.  It might get pretty messy if you tried burning all 10lbs of that cocaine at once.


That's still a big-ass crack pipe.
 
2021-06-12 2:39:14 PM  
Sea don't lie
Sea don't lie
Sea don't lie
Cocaine
 
2021-06-12 2:41:12 PM  
On the nude beach.
Probably 5 miles from the last parking area.
Nobody ever goes down that far.
 
2021-06-12 2:45:17 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Sea don't lie
Sea don't lie
Sea don't lie
Cocaine


I laughed
 
2021-06-12 2:46:08 PM  
My next business venture will be moving to the Florida coast and waiting. Waiting and also drinking.Probably in the company of scantily-clad women wearing coconuts, whose juice I just drank. The coconut's. Probably.
 
2021-06-12 2:46:51 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Sea don't lie
Sea don't lie
Sea don't lie
Cocaine


MUCH better headline!
 
2021-06-12 2:47:12 PM  
It's been a while since a big batch floated up on shore.

/ There's probably another 10-12 packages still out there
 
2021-06-12 2:47:22 PM  

eurotrader: There really should be a reward given to a person that finds drugs on a beach and calls authorities. 10% of the police declared value would be fair.


Challenge: cop math.
 
2021-06-12 2:47:33 PM  

imauniter: On the nude beach.
Probably 5 miles from the last parking area.
Nobody ever goes down that far.


You've been to Barcelona too?
 
2021-06-12 3:06:12 PM  
Oddly enough, I just watched Dr. Strangelove again last night.

Slim Pickens has some awesome lines, made even better by the fact that he played it completely straight:  He had no idea it was a (dark) comedy.
 
2021-06-12 3:07:55 PM  
Ground Control to Major Tom,
You've really screwed your day.
 
2021-06-12 3:13:32 PM  
I'm surprised someone in CE called it in.

Went with squadron commander to Bench Stock to get some electrical stuff, ran into the plumbing shop crew scrounging parts to make hash pipes. I just smirked at them.
 
2021-06-12 3:21:00 PM  
I'd be happy with just one brick
 
2021-06-12 3:27:51 PM  

dittybopper: Oddly enough, I just watched Dr. Strangelove again last night.

Slim Pickens has some awesome lines, made even better by the fact that he played it completely straight:  He had no idea it was a (dark) comedy.


Fun story that I have never verified...

The line was supposed to be "weekend in Dallas", but JFK was shot right before the release so they looped in "Vegas" at the last minute.
 
2021-06-12 3:28:13 PM  
Space coke? This hasn't happened since that time Tommy Chong was abducted by aliens.

Cheech and Chong's Next Movie (1980) - Space Coke
Youtube G6CwvJURYS8
 
2021-06-12 3:30:26 PM  
NASA is apparently exploring new forms of propulsion.

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2021-06-12 3:35:07 PM  
Well since it is at the spaceport station guess they can use it to get high
 
2021-06-12 3:46:43 PM  
$1.2 million but cop math so multiply by 30,000 carry the 2, so about 4 ounces
 
2021-06-12 3:47:43 PM  
Well, how else did you think Elon Musk gets into orbit, huh?
 
2021-06-12 3:55:45 PM  

Cafe Threads: eurotrader: There really should be a reward given to a person that finds drugs on a beach and calls authorities. 10% of the police declared value would be fair.

Why do people bother turning it in? Hell, I'd finance my retirement!


It's one thing to find a lot of cash. A whole other to find bales of coke.
While it is true that in both cases- people WILL be looking for it , one has a much better longer life expectancy
with the cash , because if all of a sudden a new supplier starts flooding the market - that will attract attention.
Unless one knows someone who can move that already , and one is already packed up to move far, far away.
One can make small deposits and spend cash over years if they are careful.
 
2021-06-12 4:13:03 PM  
Man, Spaaaaace Fooooorce blew it turning this over to Homeland.  This could have funded them and prevented their ridiculous selves from probably inevitably being folded back into the other branches.
 
2021-06-12 4:56:34 PM  

Cafe Threads: eurotrader: There really should be a reward given to a person that finds drugs on a beach and calls authorities. 10% of the police declared value would be fair.

Why do people bother turning it in? Hell, I'd finance my retirement!


People in southern Florida win the Square Grouper Lottery all the time, they just don't report it.
 
2021-06-12 5:00:43 PM  

rydad: dittybopper: Oddly enough, I just watched Dr. Strangelove again last night.

Slim Pickens has some awesome lines, made even better by the fact that he played it completely straight:  He had no idea it was a (dark) comedy.

Fun story that I have never verified...

The line was supposed to be "weekend in Dallas", but JFK was shot right before the release so they looped in "Vegas" at the last minute.


If you watch his lips closely, you can see it.
 
2021-06-12 5:25:19 PM  

dittybopper: rydad: dittybopper: Oddly enough, I just watched Dr. Strangelove again last night.

Slim Pickens has some awesome lines, made even better by the fact that he played it completely straight:  He had no idea it was a (dark) comedy.

Fun story that I have never verified...

The line was supposed to be "weekend in Dallas", but JFK was shot right before the release so they looped in "Vegas" at the last minute.

If you watch his lips closely, you can see it.


As I typed this, I realized I haven't seen the movie in probably 20 years. So I would've seen it last in SD on whatever crappy TV I could afford 20 years ago.

/it would not have been a good TV
 
2021-06-12 5:44:45 PM  
Cape Canaveral Space Force Station?

Maybe I'm being....boring.....but, "Space Force" sounds like a ridiculous name for a branch of the military, and "Cape Canaveral Space Force Station" sounds just plain dumb.
 
2021-06-12 5:52:48 PM  

Albert911emt: Cape Canaveral Space Force Station?

Maybe I'm being....boring.....but, "Space Force" sounds like a ridiculous name for a branch of the military, and "Cape Canaveral Space Force Station" sounds just plain dumb.


Excuse me.  It's "Spaaaaaaaace Fooooooorce".  We all know that. The intonation is important, to help us take it seriously.
 
2021-06-12 5:57:24 PM  
Out of mild curiosity, since I've never personally touched the stuff and intend to keep it that way, how do the authorities destroy cocaine?
 
2021-06-12 6:01:01 PM  

casual disregard: Out of mild curiosity, since I've never personally touched the stuff and intend to keep it that way, how do the authorities destroy cocaine?


Don't they incinerate it?
 
2021-06-12 6:01:53 PM  

Kris_Romm: Albert911emt: Cape Canaveral Space Force Station?

Maybe I'm being....boring.....but, "Space Force" sounds like a ridiculous name for a branch of the military, and "Cape Canaveral Space Force Station" sounds just plain dumb.

Excuse me.  It's "Spaaaaaaaace Fooooooorce".  We all know that. The intonation is important, to help us take it seriously.


So, I was right.   I am boring.

Great. Thanks a lot.

I'm gonna go sit in the dark, drinking, trying to forget how boring I am.
 
2021-06-12 6:10:52 PM  
$1.2 million worth of cocaine ≠ $1.2 million.

/yes, I would rather just have the money
//no, I don't have the resources to exchange that for cash
///we can guess that you don't, either
 
2021-06-12 6:12:26 PM  
The Space Force station?

Finally, a Trump might join the military.
 
2021-06-12 6:17:15 PM  

Iowan73: The Space Force station?

Finally, a Trump might join the military.


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2021-06-12 6:33:44 PM  

Kris_Romm: casual disregard: Out of mild curiosity, since I've never personally touched the stuff and intend to keep it that way, how do the authorities destroy cocaine?

Don't they incinerate it?


Yup. Or at least here in Canada they do. I knew and drank sometimes with a member of RCMP when I lived in Ottawa. He had some stories.
 
2021-06-12 6:37:12 PM  

Albert911emt: Cape Canaveral Space Force Station?

Maybe I'm being....boring.....but, "Space Force" sounds like a ridiculous name for a branch of the military, and "Cape Canaveral Space Force Station" sounds just plain dumb.


What else would you call an armed force responsible for space operations?
 
2021-06-12 6:45:27 PM  
how are FLA beaches not infested with early morning ATV's towing little trailers? WTF? these findings take place on a weekly basis. if i found some bales i'd live my life out playing Tony Montoya.

/first you buy an ATV
//then you comb the beaches
///then you say Hello to my lil fren'
 
2021-06-12 8:41:18 PM  
Performed a field test...

It's probably soap powder.
 
2021-06-12 8:41:55 PM  

g.fro: Albert911emt: Cape Canaveral Space Force Station?

Maybe I'm being....boring.....but, "Space Force" sounds like a ridiculous name for a branch of the military, and "Cape Canaveral Space Force Station" sounds just plain dumb.

What else would you call an armed force responsible for space operations?


Space Marines. Duh.
 
2021-06-12 8:58:45 PM  
One way to get into orbit.
 
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