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(WUSA9)   Jan. 2021: "I will murder Congress with this axe handle." May 2021: "Oww, jail bed make back all hurty"   (wusa9.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Late last month, United States Congress, Supreme Court of the United States, United States Senate, Flag of the United States, United States, Washington, D.C., United States Capitol  
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4631 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Jun 2021 at 2:50 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-11 1:34:14 PM  
BOO. FARKING. HOO
 
2021-06-11 1:37:59 PM  
"It is an astounding thing to imagine storming the United States Capitol with sticks and flags and bear spray, arrayed against armed and highly trained law enforcement. Only someone who thought they had an official endorsement would even attempt such a thing. And a Proud Boy who had been paying attention would very much believe he did," they wrote.

Here's a tip.

The president of the United States cannot give you a permission slip to murder the vice president and members of Congress.

Just in case you haven't figured that out yet!
 
2021-06-11 1:38:00 PM  
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2021-06-11 1:39:04 PM  
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2021-06-11 1:39:40 PM  

Alphax: "It is an astounding thing to imagine storming the United States Capitol with sticks and flags and bear spray, arrayed against armed and highly trained law enforcement. Only someone who thought they had an official endorsement would even attempt such a thing. And a Proud Boy who had been paying attention would very much believe he did," they wrote.

Here's a tip.

The president of the United States cannot give you a permission slip to murder the vice president and members of Congress.

Just in case you haven't figured that out yet!


Combine that with "ignorance of the law is no defense" and he's toast.
 
2021-06-11 2:10:48 PM  
I have an axe handle!

You have my herp!

And my Derp!

<all nod knowingly>
 
2021-06-11 2:22:20 PM  
Go pound sand, you insurrectionist asshat. No accommodations for acts of treason. Like that shaman dude, f*ck off with your "I only eat organic" horsesh*t
 
2021-06-11 2:32:03 PM  
Chrestman's attorneys argued in court papers that Trump gave the mob "explicit permission and encouragement" to do what they did, providing those who obeyed him with "a viable defense against criminal liability."

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2021-06-11 2:36:32 PM  
These are Trumpers. They're whiny little assholes at heart, who want to be bullies as long as they have the upper hand. As soon as they don't, the whining starts.
 
2021-06-11 2:37:03 PM  
Just transfer him to that prison Bane sent Bruce Wayne to.  It worked wonders on Bruce's back.
 
2021-06-11 2:53:39 PM  
Oh, we are sorry that the bed is hurting your back.  Here, try this.
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2021-06-11 2:55:10 PM  

Alphax: Here's a tip.

The president of the United States cannot give you a permission slip to murder the vice president and members of Congress.


"Separation of powers", right?

// President is Executive
// Congress is Legislative
// TMYK
 
2021-06-11 2:56:10 PM  
Suck it up buttercup.
 
2021-06-11 2:56:54 PM  
I'm sure he could have a supervised doc or chiro visit and back to the pokey.
 
2021-06-11 2:57:37 PM  
Despite fantasizing about being hard bodied "warriors", these people are uniformly overweight, saggy little cowards.
It's no surprise they regard Dolt45 as the Pinnacle of masculinity.
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2021-06-11 2:57:57 PM  
Mr. Chrestman was receiving disability and [being] treated by the Veterans' Administration," Cooper wrote. "His current detention status places him in danger of losing those significant benefits."

There's a simple solution to that...

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2021-06-11 2:58:33 PM  
"Mr. Chrestman was receiving disability and [being] treated by the Veterans' Administration," Cooper wrote. "His current detention status places him in danger of losing those significant benefits."
Cooper also said the residence Chrestman shares with his partner and their six children is now in danger of foreclosure due to his incarceration.


If only, there was some way that you could have avoided putting your home, your family and your benefits at risk.

If only . . .
 
2021-06-11 2:58:58 PM  

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But that's a cello
 
2021-06-11 2:59:26 PM  

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2021-06-11 3:00:47 PM  

HighOnCraic: Chrestman's attorneys argued in court papers that Trump gave the mob "explicit permission and encouragement" to do what they did, providing those who obeyed him with "a viable defense against criminal liability."

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That's true. But I wonder if all of these people saying this will poke holes in FOX's "no reasonable person would take us seriously" defense.
 
2021-06-11 3:01:13 PM  
"Mr. Chrestman was receiving disability and [being] treated by the Veterans' Administration," Cooper wrote. "His current detention status places him in danger of losing those significant benefits."

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2021-06-11 3:03:13 PM  
The thumbnail for this article is edited in a confusing way that makes it look like he's pointing at his twin or something.
 
2021-06-11 3:03:39 PM  
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What Good Old Proud Boys with axe handles might look like.
 
2021-06-11 3:04:49 PM  
Continue finding out the consequences of your actions.  I'm enjoying watching you destroy yourself.
 
2021-06-11 3:05:27 PM  

Alphax: "It is an astounding thing to imagine storming the United States Capitol with sticks and flags and bear spray, arrayed against armed and highly trained law enforcement. Only someone who thought they had an official endorsement would even attempt such a thing. And a Proud Boy who had been paying attention would very much believe he did," they wrote.

Here's a tip.

The president of the United States cannot give you a permission slip to murder the vice president and members of Congress.

Just in case you haven't figured that out yet!


Having a white nationalist President was the most exciting thing to even happen to these people. They fell in love with the monster, and nothing else mattered to them.
 
2021-06-11 3:05:28 PM  
"If you're MAGA and you're jailed 🎵
It's your fault 👏

If you're MAGA and you're jailed
It's you're fault 👏

If you were spotted on The Day 🎶
And now've lost all your VA

If you're MAGA and you're jailed 🎼
It's your fault 👏
 
2021-06-11 3:05:45 PM  
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2021-06-11 3:08:30 PM  
Only the axe handle?

man these guys really half-assed it all the way.
 
2021-06-11 3:11:53 PM  
"Can I pwease go home? My back has an ouchie real bad! Pweeeease?!"

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2021-06-11 3:12:27 PM  
Christ, this proud boy ass hole again.
 
2021-06-11 3:12:35 PM  
I'm sure it's been said numerous times, but I get real angry and twitchy when these guys try to use their veteran status as some kind of mitigating factor when seeking leniency for treasonous behavior. If anything, they should be punished more severely than non vets. "Oath Keepers" my ass. They all took an oath to defend the constitution, not actively subvert it.

/vet
//rarely pulls the vet card (unless it's for 10% off at the pot store)
///change comes from the ballot box, not the ammo box
 
2021-06-11 3:13:00 PM  

zombietheclown: "Mr. Chrestman was receiving disability and [being] treated by the Veterans' Administration," Cooper wrote. "His current detention status places him in danger of losing those significant benefits."
Cooper also said the residence Chrestman shares with his partner and their six children is now in danger of foreclosure due to his incarceration.

If only, there was some way that you could have avoided putting your home, your family and your benefits at risk.

If only . . .

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2021-06-11 3:13:12 PM  
Me: we should treat prisoners with dignity and care

Also me: lol you hecked around and found out
 
2021-06-11 3:13:42 PM  
Related:

There's another Capitol rioter having a hearing today.  HIs name is Dolan.  He's represented by one of the jaggoffs that handled Trump's impeachment.  Some of you may remember him and his lawyering.

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2021-06-11 3:16:50 PM  
Cooper also said the residence Chrestman shares with his partner and their six children is now in danger of foreclosure due to his incarceration.

I can't stop laughing
 
2021-06-11 3:17:00 PM  
This article makes my soul all smiley.

😂
 
2021-06-11 3:18:04 PM  

blondambition: zombietheclown: "Mr. Chrestman was receiving disability and [being] treated by the Veterans' Administration," Cooper wrote. "His current detention status places him in danger of losing those significant benefits."
Cooper also said the residence Chrestman shares with his partner and their six children is now in danger of foreclosure due to his incarceration.

If only, there was some way that you could have avoided putting your home, your family and your benefits at risk.

If only . . .
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I was JUST going to post that.

You know, I honestly can't imagine thinking that I won't face consequences for my actions. Of course, I never tested it by invading the US Capitol, either.
 
2021-06-11 3:18:35 PM  
Mr. Chrestman was receiving disability

Real common theme with these "get your gubmint out of my life" republicans, get paid to not work while yelling at the internet about unemployment benefits
 
2021-06-11 3:19:35 PM  
Somebody should petition Mike Lindell to send him a MyPillow. My understanding is they are very nice, and probably cure most kinds of back pain.
 
2021-06-11 3:20:34 PM  

MattytheMouse: Me: we should treat prisoners with dignity and care

Also me: lol you hecked around and found out


Great...now all the face-leopards have diabetes:

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2021-06-11 3:20:45 PM  
And this is why I keep pointing out why the Civil War wouldn't happen, and if it did wouldn't last long. (Outside the winner being whomever military sides with)

The people who are Gung ho about doing a civil war would collapse when their comforts are taken away.  They cannot handle austere environments.

Yes, the peoplenof Afghanistan who live in mud houses managed to do it.  But that's the thing right there.  They've spent oh... the past 50 years at war, so there are literal generations of people who have been fighting, and their default loving conditions are austere.  They aren't used to AC, running water, vehicles, comfortable beds, fast food, grocery stores, etc. Etc.

Being able to hunt deer early in the morning and going home midday is not the same as living in a cave or a tent for weeks at a time, having to hoof it everywhere with no AC, Heating, running water, cable, internet.

They may be able to play soldier for a little while, but they wouldn't last long.
 
2021-06-11 3:21:14 PM  

Sentient: Mr. Chrestman was receiving disability

Real common theme with these "get your gubmint out of my life" republicans, get paid to not work while yelling at the internet about unemployment benefits


Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but from what I understand it's not exactly hard to get disability if you served.  It's just that they do a piss poor job of letting people know it's an option.
 
2021-06-11 3:22:50 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Cooper also said the residence Chrestman shares with his partner and their six children is now in danger of foreclosure due to his incarceration.

I can't stop laughing


OK, so he's a veteran, on disability, with a partner and 6 kids, and he still fell for t****'s fascist bullshiat and marched on DC.

If nothing else tells you that we have a mental health problem in this country, this asshole's story should.

That doesn't absolve him of blame. I hope he suffers.
 
2021-06-11 3:24:03 PM  
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2021-06-11 3:24:10 PM  
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2021-06-11 3:25:50 PM  

MattytheMouse: Me: we should treat prisoners with dignity and care

Also me: lol you hecked around and found out


I'm totally in favor of letting this jagoff buy a better mattress from the commissary.  And ensuring that he gets escorted to a doctors office for a visit, if the jail nurse decides he needs to go.  Beyond that, he can stay where he is.

Sounds reasonable to me.
 
2021-06-11 3:26:48 PM  
What a little biatch.
 
2021-06-11 3:27:38 PM  
Cooper also said the residence Chrestman shares with his partner and their six children is now in danger of foreclosure due to his incarceration.

Sedition has consequences, biatch
 
2021-06-11 3:28:47 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Related:

There's another Capitol rioter having a hearing today.  HIs name is Dolan.  He's represented by one of the jaggoffs that handled Trump's impeachment.  Some of you may remember him and his lawyering.

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Does he drive a Cadillac? I have a plan.
 
2021-06-11 3:29:23 PM  

zombietheclown: "Mr. Chrestman was receiving disability and [being] treated by the Veterans' Administration," Cooper wrote. "His current detention status places him in danger of losing those significant benefits."
Cooper also said the residence Chrestman shares with his partner and their six children is now in danger of foreclosure due to his incarceration.

If only, there was some way that you could have avoided putting your home, your family and your benefits at risk.

If only . . .


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that's what happens to losers and suckers.  you know, people in the military.

jfc for the life of me i still can't find one iota of leadership quality in that corpulent orange pusbag
 
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