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(CNN)   Vampires hate garlic, except Italian vampires   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Garlic, garlic bulb, good idea, blood disorder porphyria, garlic clove, high doses, presence of sulfur compounds, garlic  
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2021-06-11 11:48:04 AM  
Vampires can now get Varlic so they can enjoy it too.(Obscure?)
 
2021-06-11 11:52:12 AM  
Haha the actual headline
Phrasing?
 
2021-06-11 12:20:57 PM  
What sort of expressive hand gestures do Italian vampires make while biting your neck? Can they still bite you if you handcuff them?
 
2021-06-11 2:15:26 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Can they still bite you if you handcuff them?


Yes, but if the victim is deaf, they won't notice.
 
2021-06-11 2:19:53 PM  

oldernell: Vampires can now get Varlic so they can enjoy it too.(Obscure?)


An attempt at a varcolac joke?
 
2021-06-11 2:38:51 PM  
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/1.21 jiggawatts, straight to the wienis
 
2021-06-11 2:42:36 PM  
*takes notes*
 
2021-06-11 3:08:50 PM  
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2021-06-11 5:38:25 PM  

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/1.21 jiggawatts, straight to the wienis


Haha, actually LOL. What is that from?
 
2021-06-11 5:43:53 PM  

palelizard: tintar: [Fark user image 720x1048]
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/1.21 jiggawatts, straight to the wienis

Haha, actually LOL. What is that from?


sorries, shoulda linked -  Abhay Khosla's Bram Stoker's Dracula, 2011. there's 5 whole (free and online!) full issues, even.

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2021-06-11 5:45:25 PM  
/also that is seriously the saddest tire-swing of the evars
 
2021-06-11 6:03:00 PM  

tintar: /also that is seriously the saddest tire-swing of the evars


Those were good. Thanks for the laugh today.
 
2021-06-11 7:51:15 PM  

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/1.21 jiggawatts, straight to the wienis


....

You are uninvited to my World of Darkness group.
 
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