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(Mediaite)   So what I get out of this is that Fox News host Tammy Bruce finds horses sexy   (mediaite.com) divider line
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2591 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Jun 2021 at 12:20 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-11 11:01:34 AM  
Human chimeras?

No doubt she means commie facist socialist human chimeras.
 
2021-06-11 12:02:04 PM  
Sorta sexy, I guess.

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2021-06-11 12:21:24 PM  
Fox news is really getting squeezed by qann they are trying to ramp up their own crazy to match.
 
2021-06-11 12:23:36 PM  
Fox Host Warns of Human-Animal Hybrids

You mean like the rat-whore-journalist hybrid that Rupert Murdoch came up with?
 
2021-06-11 12:23:38 PM  
This is not a documentary.

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2021-06-11 12:23:39 PM  
"China is already doing it," said Bruce, pointing to an April report about a team of scientists in China creating the first ever embryos that were part human and part monkey. They were kept alive for 20 days.

So China are trying to create real life furries?
 
2021-06-11 12:24:06 PM  
Who writes their outrage stories for them? Piers Anthony?
 
2021-06-11 12:26:28 PM  
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2021-06-11 12:26:50 PM  

Samfucious: Who writes their outrage stories for them? Piers Anthony?


Somehow, I don't think they'll talk about Love Springs.. love being something they're unfamiliar with.
 
2021-06-11 12:27:06 PM  
"Chimeric research telescopy, microscopy, vaccine research is Pandora's box, that's obviously from hell, that should not be opened."

fark off, ya fundy nutbag. Scientific progress is the reason we're not still living in caves and terrified of the dark.
 
2021-06-11 12:27:20 PM  
But when will they get to monkeys with 4 asses?
 
2021-06-11 12:28:01 PM  
Here is a portrait of Catherine the Great for absolutely no reason at all.

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2021-06-11 12:28:16 PM  
It's funny how a lady who's mother was obviously a horse could be so outraged.
 
2021-06-11 12:28:17 PM  
My Dog, these people are stupid.
Like, breathtakingly, mind boggling stupid.
 
2021-06-11 12:28:23 PM  
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Oh look, it's this shiat again
 
2021-06-11 12:28:49 PM  
Creating a pig embryo that will eventually grow into a pig with a liver that is an exact genetic match for person in need of a transplant would be a real game changer, and opportunities like that are what is actually being studied scientifically. Expecting Fox News viewers who are desperately in need of a brain transplant to understand that is a bridge too far, I guess.
 
2021-06-11 12:28:59 PM  
Who doesn't?
 
2021-06-11 12:29:20 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: Scientific progress is the reason we're not still living in caves and terrified of the dark.


Speak for yourself, man.
 
2021-06-11 12:29:50 PM  

Blathering Idjut: Here is a portrait of Catherine the Great for absolutely no reason at all.

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2021-06-11 12:30:34 PM  

Fart_Machine: This is not a documentary.

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That's explicitly what set her off.
 
2021-06-11 12:30:56 PM  
It's biblical.

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
 
2021-06-11 12:30:59 PM  
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2021-06-11 12:31:38 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: "Chimeric research telescopy, microscopy, vaccine research is Pandora's box, that's obviously from hell, that should not be opened."

fark off, ya fundy nutbag. Scientific progress is the reason we're not still living in caves and terrified of the dark.


Clearly moving past the stone age was a bad idea.  By this point we'd have all beaten the right wing nutjobs to death to get them to stop all the screeching so we could get a good night sleep.  This whole "enlightenment" thing was a bad idea since we restrain ourselves from improving their condition to fertilizer.  They just long for the days when we'd have tossed them in the bog as a sacrifice to the fertility goddess after killing them.
 
2021-06-11 12:32:24 PM  

blatz514: Sorta sexy, I guess.

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Wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers carrots
 
2021-06-11 12:32:44 PM  
Half the country believes this crap? When did patriot become synonymous with gullible and dumb?
 
2021-06-11 12:33:20 PM  
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2021-06-11 12:34:26 PM  

MadHatter500: SpecialSnowFlake: "Chimeric research telescopy, microscopy, vaccine research is Pandora's box, that's obviously from hell, that should not be opened."

fark off, ya fundy nutbag. Scientific progress is the reason we're not still living in caves and terrified of the dark.

Clearly moving past the stone age was a bad idea.  By this point we'd have all beaten the right wing nutjobs to death to get them to stop all the screeching so we could get a good night sleep.  This whole "enlightenment" thing was a bad idea since we restrain ourselves from improving their condition to fertilizer.  They just long for the days when we'd have tossed them in the bog as a sacrifice to the fertility goddess after killing them.


"Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place, and some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no-one should ever have left the oceans."

/ bring a towel
 
2021-06-11 12:34:30 PM  
The Kids in the Hall do "Chicken Lady".
Youtube oDYnFy4rCJY
 
2021-06-11 12:35:28 PM  
Too late...

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2021-06-11 12:35:32 PM  

Fart_Machine: This is not a documentary.

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oh yeah, I've been meaning to watch that, thanks for the reminder!
 
2021-06-11 12:36:09 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Creating a pig embryo that will eventually grow into a pig with a liver that is an exact genetic match for person in need of a transplant would be a real game changer, and opportunities like that are what is actually being studied scientifically. Expecting Fox News viewers who are desperately in need of a brain transplant to understand that is a bridge too far, I guess.


Best part: the pig has to be the sober one.
 
2021-06-11 12:36:35 PM  
Dr. Octagon - Halfsharkalligatorhalfman
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2021-06-11 12:37:23 PM  

RasIanI: Too late...

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Clearly photoshopped. His hands aren't that big in real life.
 
2021-06-11 12:37:50 PM  
so where on the scale are we talking here?

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2021-06-11 12:38:23 PM  

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This looks great, but if you're going long distances for your commute, you're gonna be stuck in a minivan with the seats pulled out.
 
2021-06-11 12:39:01 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Creating a pig embryo that will eventually grow into a pig with a liver that is an exact genetic match for person in need of a transplant would be a real game changer, and opportunities like that are what is actually being studied scientifically. Expecting Fox News viewers who are desperately in need of a brain transplant to understand that is a bridge too far, I guess.


although...

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2021-06-11 12:40:09 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Creating a pig embryo that will eventually grow into a pig with a liver that is an exact genetic match for person in need of a transplant would be a real game changer, and opportunities like that are what is actually being studied scientifically. Expecting Fox News viewers who are desperately in need of a brain transplant to understand that is a bridge too far, I guess.


They can always get a pig brain, as long as we're transplanting stuff.
 
2021-06-11 12:40:24 PM  
Her dream is to someday be abducted by a herd of centaurs, like Dolores Umbridge near the end of Order of the Phoenix.
 
2021-06-11 12:40:47 PM  

Pharmdawg: Gunboat: [Fark user image image 425x600]

This looks great, but if you're going long distances for your commute, you're gonna be stuck in a minivan with the seats pulled out.


Plus, Karen in HR is going to insist you wear pants anyway.
 
2021-06-11 12:44:26 PM  
wish I could remember the name of the program but there was a (live-action, not anime) scifi TV series in maybe the last 5 years that had horse-human chimeras. maaaybe Dr Who? premise was something along the lines of, the hybrids were created to do evil, but somehow turned out to be good in the end?
 
2021-06-11 12:44:50 PM  
Can't find the Photoshop of pig nosed Majorly Traitor Gangrene.
 
2021-06-11 12:46:14 PM  
The Island of Dr. Moreaun
 
2021-06-11 12:48:42 PM  
During the show's segment, a graphic warned, "Mutants are coming."

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I honestly can't imagine many women having a problem with this...


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... and I know we guys have been screaming "YES PLEASE" for 20+ years already.
 
2021-06-11 12:49:14 PM  
FTA:
"During the show's segment, a graphic warned, 'Mutants are coming.' "

But only Kevin Feige knows when.
 
2021-06-11 12:49:48 PM  
"I have to go to work at Fox News, you can let yourself out. There's juice in the fridge."

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2021-06-11 12:50:46 PM  
Did these people get high and watch Dark Angel or something?
 
2021-06-11 12:51:38 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Creating a pig embryo that will eventually grow into a pig with a liver that is an exact genetic match for person in need of a transplant would be a real game changer, and opportunities like that are what is actually being studied scientifically. Expecting Fox News viewers who are desperately in need of a brain transplant to understand that is a bridge too far, I guess.


And then you can eat bacon and porkchops to celebrate your new liver.

It's a win win win Unless you're the pig.
 
2021-06-11 12:52:02 PM  
Ok now hold on they might have a point.  There are several folks here on fark who are definitely a cross between what appears to be human and some manner of Nazi slug.

Stopped clock right twice a day and all...
 
2021-06-11 12:52:07 PM  
No Spill Blood - Oingo Boingo
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2021-06-11 12:53:05 PM  
Bruce then turned to journalist Lara Logan...

Stopped reading right there.
 
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