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5 days ago  
I'd like to be so high up the chain that I can walk into a payday loan joint to pocket a couple million bucks and they don't check my credit score or look me up on LexisNexis.
And I can have 70-80 million in collection lawsuits against me and still say I have no debts.

/This guy makes lawyers think he makes lawyers look bad
 
5 days ago  
++grift
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
This whole thing is just a web of the worst people in our society.
 
5 days ago  
butt plugs?
 
5 days ago  
His mother must be so.......disappointed in him.
 
5 days ago  
So a Deplorable is deplorable?  Where's my fainting couch?
 
5 days ago  
Looks like Virage Capital makes a living funding dirt bag lawyers.
/linked article "The company you keep"
 
5 days ago  
This guy has a history of screwing over his clients and even his partners, and most of his experience is in civil cases not criminal  It looks like he's never completed a criminal case, just dropping out over various reasons.  He's the kind of attorney that the proud boys deserve.
 
5 days ago  
Bainbridge is psychologically unstable; attacked a co-worker; threatened to kill the mother of his children - a threat found sufficiently credible by the Court to issue to protective orders; there's evidence that he's mishandling funds; and he flaked on child support.

Why the hasn't Bainbridge been DISBARRED?
 
5 days ago  
Soooo.... scum. Like every other person involved in the republican party.
 
5 days ago  
I may as well be illiterate.
 
5 days ago  

Bruscar: Bainbridge is psychologically unstable; attacked a co-worker; threatened to kill the mother of his children - a threat found sufficiently credible by the Court to issue to protective orders; there's evidence that he's mishandling funds; and he flaked on child support.

Why the hasn't Bainbridge been DISBARRED?


Because lawyers generally do not go after other lawyers for professional conduct violations.
 
5 days ago  
Well, that's on brand.
 
5 days ago  
He seems nice.
 
5 days ago  
*cue Layla.mp3*
 
5 days ago  
Have consvervatives always been so morally reprehensible or is this a newish thing?
 
5 days ago  
A trumper and a lawyer, not sure what's surprising about this other than he is clearly rich enough to keep getting away with it.

Meanwhile, I have one autopay outlive its expiration date and suddenly that $2500 has Visa shiatting itself in open rage
 
5 days ago  

Bruscar: I may as well be illiterate.


I'm sure your mommy and daddy loved you even if they couldn't be married in the Eyes of the Lord.

Do you know how much it costs to rent the Eyes of the Lord for a wedding?  The ears are a cheaper rent and have better acoustics.
 
5 days ago  

Close2TheEdge: Bruscar: Bainbridge is psychologically unstable; attacked a co-worker; threatened to kill the mother of his children - a threat found sufficiently credible by the Court to issue to protective orders; there's evidence that he's mishandling funds; and he flaked on child support.

Why the hasn't Bainbridge been DISBARRED?

Because lawyers generally do not go after other lawyers for professional conduct violations.


Just like cops generally don't go after cops for those reasons.
 
5 days ago  
An ill tempered man representing multiple people at the same time?  Good.  I foresee multiple convictions and a few contempt of courts.
 
5 days ago  
It really is a staggering amount to make disappear in a short time. I wonder which tax/disclosure haven was used for the proceeds skimmed from the loans.
 
5 days ago  
Imma gonna wonder if them Proud Boys are proud enough to pay them layer bills?   If a lawyer can claim 50k a month in expenses, you know he's billing 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Every time you call my office, it takes 6 people 12 hours to transcribe and copy.  And I have to review it for legal reasons.  Did your mom do a reverse mortgage on her home?  I told you to tell her to cash out.   It's faster and I'll get my money faster.  She'll be fine.  She can go live with your sister in that long term motel she's always bragging about.  I hear great things about renting a storage locker and living in it.  Looked in to it myself but this opened up.  Some of them have a bathroom or a 24 hour convenience store nearby.
 
5 days ago  
From their website:

"We are relentless, detail-oriented, and can turn on a dime when the situation changes."

That might be the faultiest faulty parallelism I've seen in quite a while.

Plus, while they may be able to turn on a dime, there is no evidence that they actually possess a dime on which to turn.
 
5 days ago  

NathanAllen: Have consvervatives always been so morally reprehensible or is this a newish thing?


They just don't care sbout hiding it anymore.
 
5 days ago  
He has people skills.
 
5 days ago  

Smoking GNU: NathanAllen: Have consvervatives always been so morally reprehensible or is this a newish thing?

They just don't care sbout hiding it anymore.


The first Republican president I remember is Nixon and he was a literally crook. Republicans have only gotten worse since then.
 
5 days ago  

Bruscar: I may as well be illiterate.


(psst, just blame the whiskey or whisky in your coffee - everyone else has similar "almost English" posts from time to time)
 
5 days ago  
John Pierce's current clients must be proud of their lawyer.
 
5 days ago  

physt: Smoking GNU: NathanAllen: Have consvervatives always been so morally reprehensible or is this a newish thing?

They just don't care sbout hiding it anymore.

The first Republican president I remember is Nixon and he was a literally crook. Republicans have only gotten worse since then.


Newt Gingrich and his 1994 Contract With America was the beginning of this particular dead-,end, I think.

They abandoned policy for culture wars, although the cult of personality started with Reagan.
 
5 days ago  
So another one that hires people/companies, takes out loans and never pays for any of it?
Do they teach that in republican school or something?
 
5 days ago  

fzumrk: This whole thing is just a web of the worst people in our society.


And we discovered after Election Day in 2016 that there are a lot more of them than we had imagined.
 
5 days ago  

Sgt Otter: physt: Smoking GNU: NathanAllen: Have consvervatives always been so morally reprehensible or is this a newish thing?

They just don't care sbout hiding it anymore.

The first Republican president I remember is Nixon and he was a literally crook. Republicans have only gotten worse since then.

Newt Gingrich and his 1994 Contract With America was the beginning of this particular dead-,end, I think.

They abandoned policy for culture wars, although the cult of personality started with Reagan.


Nixon was already involved in the culture war long before Reagan came along.
 
5 days ago  

Bruscar: Bainbridge is psychologically unstable; attacked a co-worker; threatened to kill the mother of his children - a threat found sufficiently credible by the Court to issue to protective orders; there's evidence that he's mishandling funds; and he flaked on child support.

Why the hasn't Bainbridge been DISBARRED?


Because in most states, the bar is there to protect the clients, so unless the clients file a complaint, of you've been declared guilty of a criminal offence, the bar can't do much.
 
5 days ago  
Yesterday I was thinking Worrell was going to spend the rest if his life trying to pay his lawyer.
Nope, turns out his lawyer does some performative filings but he's only there to skim off and borrow against the the rube crowd funding pot until he gets fired. Yet the proud Boys and 3%ers think it's the govt. who's trying to screw them.  Most are burrowed too deep in their own insane propaganda to ever realize that it's the Trump GOP supporter who wants to be hired to help is only there for the grift and they are screwed beyond their comprehension.
 
5 days ago  

Sgt Otter: physt: Smoking GNU: NathanAllen: Have consvervatives always been so morally reprehensible or is this a newish thing?
They just don't care sbout hiding it anymore.
The first Republican president I remember is Nixon and he was a literally crook. Republicans have only gotten worse since then.
Newt Gingrich and his 1994 Contract With America was the beginning of this particular dead-,end, I think.
They abandoned policy for culture wars, although the cult of personality started with Reagan.



I submit that it started with Barry Goldwater. His primary message was right on par with the current TeaBagger/Neofascist paradigm the GQP is now openly embracing. The only difference is that the voting public at the time had at least some education in Civics and Law even from elementary school.

Nowadays the "right-wing" is minimally educated or completely uneducated in every field of scholarship one could imagine, and "Civics Education" is considered Communist indoctrination. We have seen a retreat of knowledge and a massive rise in superstitious and magical thinking, and an open rejection of even basic education.

Hence:

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5 days ago  

Sentient: A trumper and a lawyer, not sure what's surprising about this other than he is clearly rich enough to keep getting away with it.

Meanwhile, I have one autopay outlive its expiration date and suddenly that $2500 has Visa shiatting itself in open rage


Your definition of "rich enough" amuses me.  This guy isn't rich.  He's at least $70M in the hole.

He's just an excellent manipulator and can get away with people lending him huge sums of money without any intentions of ever repaying any of it.
 
5 days ago  
He ripped off capital and payday lenders? Give me until lunchtime and I can promise I will care.
 
5 days ago  
Well this slow train wreck will be a delight to watch.
 
5 days ago  

browneye: Well this slow train wreck will be a delight to watch.


It isn't happening fast enough.
 
5 days ago  

Harry Freakstorm: Imma gonna wonder if them Proud Boys are proud enough to pay them layer bills?   If a lawyer can claim 50k a month in expenses, you know he's billing 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Every time you call my office, it takes 6 people 12 hours to transcribe and copy.  And I have to review it for legal reasons.  Did your mom do a reverse mortgage on her home?  I told you to tell her to cash out.   It's faster and I'll get my money faster.  She'll be fine.  She can go live with your sister in that long term motel she's always bragging about.  I hear great things about renting a storage locker and living in it.  Looked in to it myself but this opened up.  Some of them have a bathroom or a 24 hour convenience store nearby.


Hey, don't knock storage units! One blisteringly hot morning I went to my unit to pick up some audio gear I was selling. I had been brutalized at work all night as it was a Carnival night in New Orleans. The unit was climate controlled so I sat down for a moment. Next thing I know I'm waking up after 6 hours. Was simply that exhausted.

Would totes move in there if management would let me!
 
5 days ago  
And yet he still has his law license. Rich people rules.
 
5 days ago  

Flab: Sentient: A trumper and a lawyer, not sure what's surprising about this other than he is clearly rich enough to keep getting away with it.

Meanwhile, I have one autopay outlive its expiration date and suddenly that $2500 has Visa shiatting itself in open rage

Your definition of "rich enough" amuses me.  This guy isn't rich.  He's at least $70M in the hole.

He's just an excellent manipulator and can get away with people lending him huge sums of money without any intentions of ever repaying any of it.


One of the really dumb things about people is that as long as your net worth can be measured in integer millions, you're rich and will be treated as such. Positive or negative doesn't really matter.
 
5 days ago  

Deathfrogg: browneye: Well this slow train wreck will be a delight to watch.

It isn't happening fast enough.


Not sure about that...the longer things like this are kept in the spotlight, the longer the re-publicans are on defense. And in politics, if you're on defense, you're losing.
 
5 days ago  

Sexy Jesus: He ripped off capital and payday lenders? Give me until lunchtime and I can promise I will care.


They're mostly just money laundering operations. A woman I used to know worked at the parent offices of one such company. Her boss and several Managers around the place where she worked were all Chinese Nationals. The Corporate offices were located in Hong Kong and Taiwan and the President of the company once visited, along with several bodyguards who were young and heavily armed. He showed up with several other large cars and got out of his big armored SUV with the door being opened by one of them while about two dozen of those guys all took up defensive positions around the truck and the front door.

She left not too soon after that. Sketchy as hell.
 
5 days ago  

ChrisDe: His mother must be so.......disappointed in him.


You think so?   I remember the kids from school who were bullies or otherwise exhibited anti-social behavior.   In most cases I remember the parents actually encouraging them to behave that way.
 
5 days ago  

Latinwolf: This guy has a history of screwing over his clients and even his partners, and most of his experience is in civil cases not criminal  It looks like he's never completed a criminal case, just dropping out over various reasons.  He's the kind of attorney that the proud boys deserve.


Actually no, we don't want them appealing their sentences over incompetent council, well before these cases go to trial the DoJ needs to move to have him removed for cause.
 
5 days ago  

Bruscar: Bainbridge is psychologically unstable; attacked a co-worker; threatened to kill the mother of his children - a threat found sufficiently credible by the Court to issue to protective orders; there's evidence that he's mishandling funds; and he flaked on child support.

Why the hasn't Bainbridge been DISBARRED?


The name of the lawyer here is John Pierce. "Pierce Bainbridge" is the name of the law firm - presumably him and another guy named Bainbridge.
 
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Bruscar: Bainbridge is psychologically unstable; attacked a co-worker; threatened to kill the mother of his children - a threat found sufficiently credible by the Court to issue to protective orders; there's evidence that he's mishandling funds; and he flaked on child support.

Why the hasn't Bainbridge been DISBARRED?


in the non-fictional Land of Lawyers this makes him a God.
 
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