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(Slate)   "I discovered my husband has been cheating on me and has an active girlfriend. I want to expose his lie but want to know the best way to do so. How can I orchestrate the perfect revelation?"   (slate.com) divider line
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2021-06-10 10:34:07 PM  
Take and hide as much money as possible 1st.
 
2021-06-10 10:53:10 PM  
Take the money, leave to $destinationOfChoice, have the divorce attorney let him know.
 
2021-06-10 11:05:47 PM  
Seduce the GF and steal her away from him. The rage fapping will be epic.
 
2021-06-10 11:14:09 PM  
Either Maury or Butt Stuff.
 
2021-06-10 11:15:21 PM  
Use his credit card to rent a billboard announcing it. After you move out.
 
2021-06-10 11:20:27 PM  
No wonder he's screwing around, she sounds like an epic biatch.
 
2021-06-10 11:32:20 PM  
Fark-obligatory: F**k his dad.
 
2021-06-10 11:41:20 PM  
At least she's not an inactive girlfriend.  That wouldn't be any fun at all.
 
2021-06-11 12:19:19 AM  
The good news is that you can get started with just seven seals.  The bad news is that you're going to have to find a messiah, and mostly destroy the world.
 
2021-06-11 2:10:15 AM  
Hire a private detective to get photos and put them on social media?
Hire a hitman*?

*there are no real hitmen, it's all cops.
 
2021-06-11 6:18:32 AM  
Subby has twisted this around some. Wife actually asked how to save a marriage in which husband has been cheating and telling any single woman he meets that he is a widower and ready to move on. She probably should be exposing him, but it doesn't sound like he has any shame.
 
2021-06-11 7:11:29 AM  
For gender reveal parties, incendiary bombs are a bad idea. For affair reveal parties...
 
2021-06-11 7:13:13 AM  
Become an active wife.
 
2021-06-11 7:15:23 AM  

Nidiot: Subby has twisted this around some. Wife actually asked how to save a marriage in which husband has been cheating and telling any single woman he meets that he is a widower and ready to move on. She probably should be exposing him, but it doesn't sound like he has any shame.


What the hell?

Admit it. You read TFA, didn't youse!...

/ I didn't
 
2021-06-11 7:37:56 AM  
Seduce the girlfriend and put the video on Pornhub.
 
2021-06-11 7:48:02 AM  
Get his phone and send her a text message pretending to be him about your secret fantasy to have her suddenly cuff him and take a dump ** **** ***** while pissing ***** *** *** ***** and ********** **** *** then ******* *** **** in a vice and tightening it and tazing *** *** *** ******* *** ** and another guy  with * ** *** **** ****** and don't stop because you are really into that stuff and *** ** ****** *** **** ******** **** **** ********* and then uploading it.
 
2021-06-11 7:54:23 AM  
There's always the Bobbitt gambit.
 
2021-06-11 8:04:56 AM  
So her latest proof is that he responded to her pretend account of a dating site.

Not sure the best way to counter a hypothetical "But honey, I knew it was you and thought you wanted to roleplay" maneuver would be
 
2021-06-11 8:11:27 AM  

rosekolodny: At least she's not an inactive girlfriend.  That wouldn't be any fun at all.


came for thge active girlfriend, this is close enough.
 
2021-06-11 8:26:42 AM  

Bootleg: Take the money, leave to $destinationOfChoice, have the divorce attorney let him know.


Minor tweak: Arrange a meet-up somewhere as the sexy babe you've been impersonating. When he arrives, you aren't there but he's greeted with divorce papers.
 
2021-06-11 8:39:42 AM  

KarmicDisaster: Get his phone and send her a text message pretending to be him about your secret fantasy to have her suddenly cuff him and take a dump ** **** ***** while pissing ***** *** *** ***** and ********** **** *** then ******* *** **** in a vice and tightening it and tazing *** *** *** ******* *** ** and another guy  with * ** *** **** ****** and don't stop because you are really into that stuff and *** ** ****** *** **** ******** **** **** ********* and then uploading it.


Don't forget to set a safe word: Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
 
2021-06-11 8:41:16 AM  

Fear the Clam: Bootleg: Take the money, leave to $destinationOfChoice, have the divorce attorney let him know.

Minor tweak: Arrange a meet-up somewhere as the sexy babe you've been impersonating. When he arrives, you aren't there but he's greeted with divorce papers.


I never knew!
You like Pina Collatas
And taking walks in the rain...
 
2021-06-11 8:41:35 AM  
tell him you have a STD, watch him squirm as her tried to alert her.
Don't let him.
 
2021-06-11 8:44:23 AM  

perigee: Fear the Clam: Bootleg: Take the money, leave to $destinationOfChoice, have the divorce attorney let him know.

Minor tweak: Arrange a meet-up somewhere as the sexy babe you've been impersonating. When he arrives, you aren't there but he's greeted with divorce papers.

I never knew!
You like Pina Collatas
And taking walks in the rain...


Except it doesn't sound like either of them have half a brain.
 
2021-06-11 9:09:18 AM  
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One for him, and one for the girlfriend, I guess.
 
2021-06-11 9:25:35 AM  
OK So Amuse Me:
*there are no real hitmen, it's all cops.


Animals are much more trustworthy. They leave their emotions out of if.

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2021-06-11 9:50:24 AM  
if you want to leave just do that and don't worry about getting even. it'll just make you look petty and put everyone who hears the story on guard.  get on with getting on with your life.
 
2021-06-11 11:21:55 AM  
It's funny how you can start to figure out why he's running around.
 
2021-06-11 11:56:39 AM  
Oh, I know this one! It's a Mama Mia thing, right?
 
2021-06-11 12:32:57 PM  

Fear the Clam: Bootleg: Take the money, leave to $destinationOfChoice, have the divorce attorney let him know.

Minor tweak: Arrange a meet-up somewhere as the sexy babe you've been impersonating. When he arrives, you aren't there but he's greeted with divorce papers.


The correct way to do this is arrange a date for a concert of a band he totally hates. He has to buy the tickets, and you'll "pay him back" for your ticket later, "wink, wink"

Make the meeting place somewhere across the street from a coffee shop where you can sit yourself down and watch him wait with his BTS tickets. Will he go watch BTS alone?

/ A friend did this, but for a different concert
 
2021-06-11 2:27:11 PM  
Sounds like a golden opportunity to get on TV. Don't pass it up!

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2021-06-11 3:47:33 PM  

eurotrader: Take and hide as much money as possible 1st.


Yes, that is definitely step 1.

Bootleg: Take the money, leave to $destinationOfChoice, have the divorce attorney let him know.


I've said it before and I'll say it again - The best way to tell your spouse that you want a divorce is by having them served with the papers.
 
2021-06-11 4:21:08 PM  
Invite his mother over for a surprise party at a time you know he'll be cheating.
 
2021-06-11 4:45:16 PM  

LL316: Invite his mother over for a surprise party at a time you know he'll be cheating.


I'd watch that show.
 
2021-06-11 6:21:24 PM  

Nidiot: Subby has twisted this around some. Wife actually asked how to save a marriage in which husband has been cheating and telling any single woman he meets that he is a widower and ready to move on. She probably should be exposing him, but it doesn't sound like he has any shame.


Sounds like he's planning on killing the wife.

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2021-06-11 7:11:18 PM  

dj_bigbird: No wonder he's screwing around, she sounds like an epic biatch.


Because that's justification in your mind?

Break up with her, if that's what you want. You don't get to f*ck around on someone.
 
2021-06-11 7:54:01 PM  
Ask Andy Dufresne
 
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