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    More: Dumbass, Human sexual behavior, Sexual intercourse, 54-year-old Randy Beehler, Minnesota, Human sexuality, Sex and the law, Oral sex, criminal sexual conduct  
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5 days ago  
How long were they starving her? McDonalds, for that?
 
433 [TotalFark]
5 days ago  
If you don't want to read it all, in addition to his sentencing he will also have to register as a predatory sex offender.  Good, I think.

I don't know WTF he was thinking but I can't imagine the hell he'll confront once he's done his 120 and is on his 7 of probation.  He's about to have a lifetime to think about what he did.  Should his hell end at some point?
 
5 days ago  
This is an egregious crime.

A blowie should be good for at least Wendy's.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Ba Da Ba Ba....I'm suckin' it
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

433: If you don't want to read it all, in addition to his sentencing he will also have to register as a predatory sex offender.  Good, I think.

I don't know WTF he was thinking but I can't imagine the hell he'll confront once he's done his 120 and is on his 7 of probation.  He's about to have a lifetime to think about what he did.  Should his hell end at some point?


It's skeezy to say the least and he should definitely be blacklisted from any job involving command authority over others (the same way any record of financial crimes equals you will never have a job at a bank).

But I hardly think a food-for-sex exchange, even with a degree of coercion (and let's not pretend it was any more than a relatively minor degree... It's not as if she was going to starve and he demanded a BJ before giving her food to live unless there's a HELL of a buried lede), rises to the kind of offence the registry was supposedly for. Of course, they also destroy people's lives with it for pissing in public while drunk apparently.
 
5 days ago  
Now that's what I call a happy meal!
 
433 [TotalFark]
5 days ago  

erik-k: But I hardly think a food-for-sex exchange, even with a degree of coercion (and let's not pretend it was any more than a relatively minor degree... It's not as if she was going to starve and he demanded a BJ before giving her food to live unless there's a HELL of a buried lede), rises to the kind of offence the registry was supposedly for. Of course, they also destroy people's lives with it for pissing in public while drunk apparently.


I think there is a lot going on and I definitely think he is a predator in the sense that he willfully took advantage of a situation whether or not he orchestrated the creation of that moment.  He's absolutely a sexual predator.

don't think that he's the sexual predator the law is trying to outline.  He's more like a second degree sexual predator, who took advantage of his position and opportunity.  There's no excuse for any of it, but he's also not (or not yet) a peeping tom crawling through windows.

It's good that he was arrested now, no pun intended.  He could be a complete and total f*cking dumbass who mumbled and bumf*cked his way into an arrest, or it could have been the beginning of a career of use, abuse, and a whole lot worse.

I guess it was up to the DA on the charges but as it is, having to tell all the neighbors all the time for the rest of your life, maybe this wasn't the one.  Or maybe it was.
 
5 days ago  

433: erik-k: But I hardly think a food-for-sex exchange, even with a degree of coercion (and let's not pretend it was any more than a relatively minor degree... It's not as if she was going to starve and he demanded a BJ before giving her food to live unless there's a HELL of a buried lede), rises to the kind of offence the registry was supposedly for. Of course, they also destroy people's lives with it for pissing in public while drunk apparently.

I think there is a lot going on and I definitely think he is a predator in the sense that he willfully took advantage of a situation whether or not he orchestrated the creation of that moment.  He's absolutely a sexual predator.

I don't think that he's the sexual predator the law is trying to outline.  He's more like a second degree sexual predator, who took advantage of his position and opportunity.  There's no excuse for any of it, but he's also not (or not yet) a peeping tom crawling through windows.

It's good that he was arrested now, no pun intended.  He could be a complete and total f*cking dumbass who mumbled and bumf*cked his way into an arrest, or it could have been the beginning of a career of use, abuse, and a whole lot worse.

I guess it was up to the DA on the charges but as it is, having to tell all the neighbors all the time for the rest of your life, maybe this wasn't the one.  Or maybe it was.


It's absolutely the one. He used his power over a defenseless individual to force an unwanted sex act.  That's much worse than your average groper or flasher.

Ideally, the average jail security guard is going to refuse sex acts even from willing inmates on ethical grounds and the bad ones will stick to trading poop chute smuggled doobies for mcmuffins like honorable reprobates.
 
5 days ago  

433: Should his hell end at some point?


Police who use prisoners as sex toys?

I know you aren't whiteknighting here, and that you're one of the good farkers, but abuse of power like this is never a one-off thing, and at this point in history, we are reaching a tipping point of public support for policing practices in general. Expect more of this kind of story as the demand for action increases.
 
5 days ago  

433: (or not yet) a peeping tom crawling through windows.


No, he's far worse.
 
433 [TotalFark]
5 days ago  

uttertosh: 433: (or not yet) a peeping tom crawling through windows.

No, he's far worse.


Yeah.  It's a leverage of power and position, leeksfromchichis was on it, as well the prison guard analogy.  It's real real f*ckin' not good.

I don't know how these things are scheduled, I presume there is already a framework.  Gross abuse of power is a different offense from crawling through a window and raping.  Let's face it, this guy is not the Nightstalker, though to his victim(s) and to us he is as despicable as anyone else.

It reminds me of recent things in the news, 1st, 2nd, 3rd degree murder.  Imagine that you had to have to go and introduce yourself to everyone but swear that you're only a 2nd degree predatory sex offender.  Aside from the human suffering, that's hilarious.
 
5 days ago  

uttertosh: 433: Should his hell end at some point?

Police who use prisoners as sex toys?

I know you aren't whiteknighting here, and that you're one of the good farkers, but abuse of power like this is never a one-off thing, and at this point in history, we are reaching a tipping point of public support for policing practices in general. Expect more of this kind of story as the demand for action increases.


This.
 
5 days ago  
It's not like he couldn't have found a civilian to blow him in return for a takeaway meal. Sure that civilian might have been less attractive, the wrong gender or significantly diseased but I've no doubt if he looked hard enough he'd have found somebody.

He's going to jail for being predatory, quite rightly. If his thing was actually scoring the cheapest bj he could obtain he'd have been able to do this without being predatory on the open market. If his thing was scoring a bj from someone he found attractive he needed to pay the market rates for that.

My guess is he got off on being predatory, so it's off to jail for him.
 
5 days ago  
What if you are a inmate and you get a blowie for giving a guy a chocolate milk?
Asking for a friend.
 
5 days ago  
Curious that the article doesn't mention his retirement.  Usually corrections jobs come with 20-and-out or something similar.

His career is obviously over, he has a period of incarceration and a lifetime of employment and housing barriers, but in some places he might still be able to keep his pension.
 
5 days ago  
Reported for headline calling out a farker.
 
5 days ago  
McD's really? Their food is garbage.  I don't blame the prison guard really, I mean $6 for a blow job that's a value meal if I ever saw one.  The inmate on the other hand hugely undersold their position.  Anything but McD's still wouldn't be worth it but you'd still have your self respect.
 
5 days ago  
Beehler? More like beejay.
 
5 days ago  
"Got yer all beef patties here, and you can have 'em after you take delivery of my special sauce."
 
5 days ago  
Well, at least he knows how to get some McDonald's if he has a craving. . .
 
5 days ago  

leeksfromchichis: Ideally, the average jail security guard is going to refuse sex acts even from willing inmates on ethical grounds.


Wait, you're serious...

/look around you, how many people are driven by ethics?
//in countries where the public are rioting to NOT be killed by cops
 
5 days ago  

leeksfromchichis: 433: erik-k: But I hardly think a food-for-sex exchange, even with a degree of coercion (and let's not pretend it was any more than a relatively minor degree... It's not as if she was going to starve and he demanded a BJ before giving her food to live unless there's a HELL of a buried lede), rises to the kind of offence the registry was supposedly for. Of course, they also destroy people's lives with it for pissing in public while drunk apparently.

I think there is a lot going on and I definitely think he is a predator in the sense that he willfully took advantage of a situation whether or not he orchestrated the creation of that moment.  He's absolutely a sexual predator.

I don't think that he's the sexual predator the law is trying to outline.  He's more like a second degree sexual predator, who took advantage of his position and opportunity.  There's no excuse for any of it, but he's also not (or not yet) a peeping tom crawling through windows.

It's good that he was arrested now, no pun intended.  He could be a complete and total f*cking dumbass who mumbled and bumf*cked his way into an arrest, or it could have been the beginning of a career of use, abuse, and a whole lot worse.

I guess it was up to the DA on the charges but as it is, having to tell all the neighbors all the time for the rest of your life, maybe this wasn't the one.  Or maybe it was.

It's absolutely the one. He used his power over a defenseless individual to force an unwanted sex act.  That's much worse than your average groper or flasher.

Ideally, the average jail security guard is going to refuse sex acts even from willing inmates on ethical grounds and the bad ones will stick to trading poop chute smuggled doobies for mcmuffins like honorable reprobates.


1) I think this guy should be behind bars
2) I don't know where you picked up "forced" from this story
 
5 days ago  

Resident Muslim: leeksfromchichis: 433: erik-k: But I hardly think a food-for-sex exchange, even with a degree of coercion (and let's not pretend it was any more than a relatively minor degree... It's not as if she was going to starve and he demanded a BJ before giving her food to live unless there's a HELL of a buried lede), rises to the kind of offence the registry was supposedly for. Of course, they also destroy people's lives with it for pissing in public while drunk apparently.

I think there is a lot going on and I definitely think he is a predator in the sense that he willfully took advantage of a situation whether or not he orchestrated the creation of that moment.  He's absolutely a sexual predator.

I don't think that he's the sexual predator the law is trying to outline.  He's more like a second degree sexual predator, who took advantage of his position and opportunity.  There's no excuse for any of it, but he's also not (or not yet) a peeping tom crawling through windows.

It's good that he was arrested now, no pun intended.  He could be a complete and total f*cking dumbass who mumbled and bumf*cked his way into an arrest, or it could have been the beginning of a career of use, abuse, and a whole lot worse.

I guess it was up to the DA on the charges but as it is, having to tell all the neighbors all the time for the rest of your life, maybe this wasn't the one.  Or maybe it was.

It's absolutely the one. He used his power over a defenseless individual to force an unwanted sex act.  That's much worse than your average groper or flasher.

Ideally, the average jail security guard is going to refuse sex acts even from willing inmates on ethical grounds and the bad ones will stick to trading poop chute smuggled doobies for mcmuffins like honorable reprobates.

1) I think this guy should be behind bars
2) I don't know where you picked up "forced" from this story


Do you not understand how someone in a cage is necessarily in a power imbalance or do I have to dog walk you?
 
5 days ago  
I don't see "forced" here, either.

My manager assigns work to me to do. There's a definite power imbalance there too, but I'm not "forced" to do it. It sounds like she made the first overture, which to my mind goes contrary to this too.
 
5 days ago  

leeksfromchichis: This is an egregious crime.

A blowie should be good for at least Wendy's.


[insert joke about why it's called a "happy" meal]
 
5 days ago  
He was giving her extra secret sauce.

I'm willing to bet that she traded a BJ knowing that not only would she get some McDs, she'd also get his pudgy ass in serious trouble.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
What sort of prison is this when the guards can get a "van" and then simply take an inmate to run to a farking McDonalds?

Jail is jail. You don't get arrested and thrown in jail only to be let out on god-damned field trips.
 
5 days ago  
Of course his cellmate is Gene Masseth.
 
5 days ago  
I wish I could see the request at the motorpool...

"yeah sarge, I need to get a white correctional van."

"what for?"

"I'm taking inmate 238937347 to McDonalds"

"Ok. take van number 4. It's got 1/2 a tank of gas, fill it up before you return back to the motorpool"

"are their any Lysol wipes in the van? I might get lucky,...."

"Check the glovebox, should be some in there"
 
5 days ago  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: Now that's what I call a happy meal!


Happy ending meal.
 
5 days ago  

steklo: I wish I could see the request at the motorpool...

"yeah sarge, I need to get a white correctional van."

"what for?"

"I'm taking inmate 238937347 to McDonalds"

"Ok. take van number 4. It's got 1/2 a tank of gas, fill it up before you return back to the motorpool"

"are their any Lysol wipes in the van? I might get lucky,...."

"Check the glovebox, should be some in there"


He was transporting her between jails in two different counties. Which should be a two man job (which... might still be bad for two male guards and a female inmate). He didn't just decide to go on a joyride.
 
5 days ago  
If she didn't get in trouble, the he should be allowed all the McDonalds he can suck down in prison
 
5 days ago  

433: If you don't want to read it all, in addition to his sentencing he will also have to register as a predatory sex offender.  Good, I think.

I don't know WTF he was thinking but I can't imagine the hell he'll confront once he's done his 120 and is on his 7 of probation.  He's about to have a lifetime to think about what he did.  Should his hell end at some point?


Nah, American justice is obsessed with sex crimes of any kind. This seems more opportunistic than predatory by every definition of those words.

They even give them their own separate laws.

In almost every state an 18 year old can't have sex with a 15 year old because the 15 year old is too young to understand the consequences and make a decision about sex. That same 15 year old could steal a car and be tried as an adult because the lawmakers decided when it comes to committing crimes children are mature enough and understand the consequences of their actions. They aren't mature enough to make a decision about sex but the courts claim they understand everything just like an adult when it comes to a crime.

So the court sees children as both adult perpetrators of crimes and naive innocent victim of a sex crime.

The case below should bring outrage. It doesn't matter what the kid did, they are a child. If they are too young to make a decision about sex they are too young to properly understand their crimes. I don't care if a 13 year old goes into a daycare and kills 75 babies and toddlers, they are a child. If they don't understand life well enough to make a decision about sex they certainly can't fully understand the magnitude of their crimes.

Nobody should EVER be charged as an adult if they are below the age of consent. Either they understand things or they don't. We can't have Schrodinger's Justice in our court systems.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/14-year-boy​-​adult-allegedly-stabbing-teen-girl/sto​ry?id=77961546
 
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