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(Twitter)   Now that we've dropped 275 lbs of ugly fat, the rest of the world is starting to like America again   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-06-10 9:42:52 PM  
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2021-06-10 9:55:41 PM  
275 lbs is generous.

That's not even factoring in his loaded diaper.
 
2021-06-11 4:58:07 AM  
This story is a repeat from 2009.
 
2021-06-11 5:28:21 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: 275 lbs is generous.

That's not even factoring in his loaded diaper.


I think they meant the weight difference between Biden and Trump.
 
2021-06-11 7:35:04 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: 275 lbs is generous.

That's not even factoring in his loaded diaper.


He left the horse half of the centaur in the office.
 
2021-06-11 8:10:38 AM  
[Winston Wolf let's not start sucking.jpg here]

Yeah, but there is still a horrendous amount of dead weight in Congress that still needs to be shed...
 
2021-06-11 8:11:14 AM  
Hey, world? Don't trust him. Sure, he's not drinking and hitting you right now, but that's only because the liquor store doesn't open for another three years or so. When it does, he's gonna go right back to putting plastic-bottle whisky in his Cornflakes, and raping the neighbour's cat.
 
2021-06-11 8:12:17 AM  
Closer to 350 and he doesn't exercise
 
2021-06-11 8:12:24 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: 275 lbs is generous.

That's not even factoring in his loaded diaper.


I'm 275, and 6'3 and I look like a model compared to Trump

/A hand model...
 
2021-06-11 8:12:38 AM  
Still got a fatberg clogging the sewer.
 
2021-06-11 8:13:51 AM  
To Republicans, that's further proof that Trump is better.

And I wished I was kidding.
 
2021-06-11 8:16:02 AM  

Spaz-master: Closer to 350 and he doesn't exercise


All those omelettes won't eat themselves.
 
2021-06-11 8:17:10 AM  
Dolt45** is well over 3 bills.
 
2021-06-11 8:19:59 AM  
But now we know that they're all just superficial, so we invite the nerdy country that always stuck by us to the prom.
 
2021-06-11 8:21:13 AM  

Spaz-master: Closer to 350 and he doesn't exercise


Hey, he rides around in a golf cart once in a while
 
2021-06-11 8:21:32 AM  
That headline was very kind.
 
2021-06-11 8:22:32 AM  

somedude210: Officer Barrelroll: 275 lbs is generous.

That's not even factoring in his loaded diaper.

I'm 275, and 6'3 and I look like a model compared to Trump

/A hand model...


Mmmm... those big, manly hands of yours!
 
2021-06-11 8:22:55 AM  
At 6'-4" and pushing 265, Turmp makes me look thin. That farker is over 300 easy just based on how he handles ramps at his age.

/already have trouble with stairs
//that may be because I haven't had my eyes checked for 20 years though
///Always 3 slashies
 
2021-06-11 8:23:28 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: But now we know that they're all just superficial, so we invite the nerdy country that always stuck by us to the prom.


It's really hot without those dorky glasses.
 
2021-06-11 8:24:44 AM  
Trump is 6'3" and pure muscle subby.
 
2021-06-11 8:25:59 AM  

stuhayes2010: Trump is 6'3" and pure muscle subby.


Yeah, subby, this is confirmed by the Ben Garrison full body portraitures.

Study it out.
 
2021-06-11 8:27:00 AM  
Honestly? Quiet and competent make Joe look like the best of presidents
 
2021-06-11 8:31:30 AM  

SpectroBoy: Officer Barrelroll: 275 lbs is generous.

That's not even factoring in his loaded diaper.

He left the horse half of the centaur in the office.


Donkey
 
2021-06-11 8:34:53 AM  
meanwhile, on my SIL's raft...

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2021-06-11 8:36:25 AM  
275LB? Pretty sure all those Republicans weight more then that...
 
2021-06-11 8:36:52 AM  
Biden's fine, it's the rest of the yay-hoos in the government they're afraid of...
 
2021-06-11 8:37:11 AM  
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2021-06-11 8:38:44 AM  
*GROANING SOUNDS*

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2021-06-11 8:38:54 AM  
no fat pricks
🍊 🚫
 
2021-06-11 8:39:52 AM  

stuhayes2010: Trump is 6'3" and pure muscle subby.


It's true according to my Canadian girl friend who looks just like Scarlett Johanson
 
2021-06-11 8:39:59 AM  
 I have a feeling that when the pandemic is fully over, I can travel and not have to pretend to be Canadian.
 
2021-06-11 8:41:02 AM  
Sure, we already had an article about this, but it's not official until there's a link to some rando on Twitter relaying the information basically without comment.
 
2021-06-11 8:41:39 AM  

stuhayes2010: Trump is 6'3" and pure muscle subby.


Found Ben Garrison's Fark account, lol
 
2021-06-11 8:43:26 AM  

dammit just give me a login: somedude210: Officer Barrelroll: 275 lbs is generous.

That's not even factoring in his loaded diaper.

I'm 275, and 6'3 and I look like a model compared to Trump

/A hand model...

Mmmm... those big, manly hands of yours!


The better to...handle you, my dear
 
2021-06-11 8:46:14 AM  

strapp3r: *GROANING SOUNDS*

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... I would have expected a better floor finish.
 
2021-06-11 8:47:53 AM  

joen00b: Dolt45** is well over 3 bills.


Subby was only speaking to the ugly fat in trumps body. The rest of his weight is made up of pure bullshiat.
 
2021-06-11 8:49:32 AM  

somedude210: Officer Barrelroll: 275 lbs is generous.

That's not even factoring in his loaded diaper.

I'm 275, and 6'3 and I look like a model compared to Trump



Ditto.

I'm 270 (working on it!) and 6'2" tall and next to Donnie fat-ass I look would like a greek god.
 
2021-06-11 8:50:56 AM  

sdd2000: stuhayes2010: Trump is 6'3" and pure muscle subby.

It's true according to my Canadian girl friend who looks just like Scarlett Johanson


You mean the one you met at Niagara Falls?  Lots of fine looking women there.
 
2021-06-11 8:53:27 AM  
Good news, without a doubt, but...

...those 75 million white supremacists from November didn't go anywhere.
 
2021-06-11 8:54:20 AM  

dennysgod: sdd2000: stuhayes2010: Trump is 6'3" and pure muscle subby.

It's true according to my Canadian girl friend who looks just like Scarlett Johanson

You mean the one you met at Niagara Falls?  Lots of fine looking women there.


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"NIAGARA FALLS?!"
 
2021-06-11 8:55:25 AM  
That was the # according to the Dr who should have had his med lic revoked. When you have a front ass you're well over 300 at his height.
 
2021-06-11 9:00:32 AM  

aagrajag: Hey, world? Don't trust him. Sure, he's not drinking and hitting you right now, but that's only because the liquor store doesn't open for another three years or so. When it does, he's gonna go right back to putting plastic-bottle whisky in his Cornflakes, and raping the neighbour's cat.


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2021-06-11 9:02:05 AM  
I think I want to see USA electing someone sane after Biden. I'm afraid you might elect a competent Nazi, which would be bad for the whole world where Trump farked up just America.
 
2021-06-11 9:02:51 AM  
The rest of the world is starting to like how they can take advantage of the American middle class tax dollars again.

FTFY

HALF of the money intended for unemployment during the pandemic was stolen by China, Russia, and Nigeria. About $400 Billion. With a "B".
 
2021-06-11 9:04:32 AM  

Por que tan serioso: aagrajag: Hey, world? Don't trust him. Sure, he's not drinking and hitting you right now, but that's only because the liquor store doesn't open for another three years or so. When it does, he's gonna go right back to putting plastic-bottle whisky in his Cornflakes, and raping the neighbour's cat.

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Is it wrong that I think that looks delicious? Those are Cocoa Puffs, right? Not cat food?
 
2021-06-11 9:08:01 AM  
if that useless orange pusbag is only 275, my dick is a foot long
 
2021-06-11 9:11:22 AM  

I'm an excellent driver: Good news, without a doubt, but...

...those 75 million white supremacists from November didn't go anywhere.


And are even more engaged to place another, slightly more competent fascist in control.
 
2021-06-11 9:19:15 AM  
Something I keep hearing from around the world is that man they wanna like us, but we just make it so dang hard.  One dude said America is kinda the Oprah of the world stage... we have a little too much influence to be doing stupid sh*t.
 
2021-06-11 9:19:42 AM  

stuhayes2010: Trump is 6'3" and pure muscle subby.


I didn't know Ben Garrison was a farker!
 
2021-06-11 9:20:58 AM  
Is that like the sum of Melania's and Barron's weights? 'Cause you sure ain't talking about Donny Frontbutt with that lowballed weight, subs.
 
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