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2021-06-10 8:10:40 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-06-10 8:49:39 PM  
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2021-06-10 8:50:07 PM  

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Nipper, please
 
2021-06-10 8:59:36 PM  
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2021-06-10 9:07:48 PM  
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2021-06-10 9:14:41 PM  

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2021-06-10 11:34:56 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

jdawsey1: Jason Miller is leaving as Trump's spokesman to work with a tech start-up company, per people with knowledge. Trump is interviewing for a new spokesperson.


So, which nazi infested and nazi supporting pending tech flop is this thumb head going to try and burrow into?
 
2021-06-10 11:36:02 PM  

Deathbymeteor: Original: Original Tweet:

jdawsey1: Jason Miller is leaving as Trump's spokesman to work with a tech start-up company, per people with knowledge. Trump is interviewing for a new spokesperson.

So, which nazi infested and nazi supporting pending tech flop is this thumb head going to try and burrow into?


I presume it has something to do with your car's extended warranty.
 
2021-06-10 11:36:55 PM  
Is "Tech Startup" mean laying ground work for a 2024 Presidential run, getting the tech infrastructure ready and the Facebook palms greased?
 
2021-06-10 11:37:03 PM  
Jason Miller Quits and Trump is Now in the Market for a New Spokesperson

But Trump will not be looking for a new spokesperson as Jason Miller will be taking on another job.


Journalism at its finest.
 
2021-06-10 11:39:17 PM  
So the thumb who is a vile sack of nazi shiat is moving on to another racist nazi.  Good to know.
Anyone who would have that fat, vile verin is just another racist nazi.

He will be like a marker for those things.
 
2021-06-10 11:39:42 PM  

Deathbymeteor: Original: Original Tweet:

jdawsey1: Jason Miller is leaving as Trump's spokesman to work with a tech start-up company, per people with knowledge. Trump is interviewing for a new spokesperson.

So, which nazi infested and nazi supporting pending tech flop is this thumb head going to try and burrow into?


They're not fans of his nazi stuff so much as they are fans of his roofie skills.
 
2021-06-10 11:42:05 PM  
Is he the one that tried to get his mistress to get an abortion?
 
2021-06-10 11:42:37 PM  

Mr.Insightful: Deathbymeteor: Original: Original Tweet:

jdawsey1: Jason Miller is leaving as Trump's spokesman to work with a tech start-up company, per people with knowledge. Trump is interviewing for a new spokesperson.

So, which nazi infested and nazi supporting pending tech flop is this thumb head going to try and burrow into?

I presume it has something to do with your car's extended warranty.


He's gonna try to franchise Trump's crappy blog. That's why he took it down. So no one can steal the idea before they get all their ducks in order.
 
2021-06-10 11:42:52 PM  
He's just trying to get out of paying child support.
 
2021-06-10 11:43:27 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Is he the one that tried to get his mistress to get an abortion?


Yes.  Put the drugs in her drink.
 
2021-06-10 11:45:47 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: Mrtraveler01: Is he the one that tried to get his mistress to get an abortion?

Yes.  Put the drugs in her drink.


Or as they call it "family values".
 
2021-06-10 11:50:58 PM  

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Well....  We know the app isn't named "Chindr".
 
2021-06-11 12:00:34 AM  
Hire me.

Then as soon as I go on Fox or OAN or Newsmax, I just jump onto the table and yell, "Trump is a coont! A lying sack of shiat! Wooooo!"
 
2021-06-11 12:03:20 AM  

Deathbymeteor: Original: Original Tweet:

jdawsey1: Jason Miller is leaving as Trump's spokesman to work with a tech start-up company, per people with knowledge. Trump is interviewing for a new spokesperson.

So, which nazi infested and nazi supporting pending tech flop is this thumb head going to try and burrow into?


Morning-after-without-after-taste pills.
 
2021-06-11 12:04:29 AM  

Deathbymeteor: Original: Original Tweet:

jdawsey1: Jason Miller is leaving as Trump's spokesman to work with a tech start-up company, per people with knowledge. Trump is interviewing for a new spokesperson.

So, which nazi infested and nazi supporting pending tech flop is this thumb head going to try and burrow into?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_T​h​iel
 
2021-06-11 12:09:18 AM  
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2021-06-11 12:17:42 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Is he the one that tried to get his mistress to get an abortion?


It was really the only sensible thing to do, if it was done safely.
 
2021-06-11 12:19:45 AM  
Bwahaha. It was just a week ago when Trump's blog failed that Miller said something like "We are pursuing exciting new endeavors in the cyber sphere"
 
2021-06-11 12:20:07 AM  
Miller at a startup taking in venture capital has a certain familiarity to it.

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2021-06-11 12:53:51 AM  

mithras_angel: gopher321: oblig:

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Well....  We know the app isn't named "Chindr".


*golf clap*
 
2021-06-11 1:03:09 AM  
Someone please tell me what nazi startup he is infesting, so I can track down every single employee to mark them as nazis.

All nazis hang with other nazis.  A person who works for a nazi is the same.  Jobs are not scarce these days.
 
2021-06-11 1:06:08 AM  

Deathbymeteor: Original: Original Tweet:

jdawsey1: Jason Miller is leaving as Trump's spokesman to work with a tech start-up company, per people with knowledge. Trump is interviewing for a new spokesperson.

So, which nazi infested and nazi supporting pending tech flop is this thumb head going to try and burrow into?


Some start-up that needs an unrepentant bullshiatter to fleece some wealthy but incredibly stupid VCs.
 
2021-06-11 1:38:02 AM  
"formerPresident Trump spox" sounds like a disease
 
2021-06-11 1:45:52 AM  
Miller has to keep looking poor so he can plead poverty in order to avoid child support obligations for his son. In the past, he's done this by leaving a job publicly while staying in it privately, being paid as tho he was an invoice or some other laundering maneuver (bloody tank commander); that's what he's doing this time, the tech startup will handle the blurgh blog & he'll tell the State of Florida, who already adore anyone associated w/ Trump b/c they can do no wrong you see, that this job is all risk & no profit.
And his son's 'future chin implant fund' will be nothing but moths. Dead moths at that.
 
2021-06-11 2:44:36 AM  

Mr.Insightful: Deathbymeteor: Original: Original Tweet:

jdawsey1: Jason Miller is leaving as Trump's spokesman to work with a tech start-up company, per people with knowledge. Trump is interviewing for a new spokesperson.

So, which nazi infested and nazi supporting pending tech flop is this thumb head going to try and burrow into?

I presume it has something to do with your car's extended warranty.


Or possibly Frank.
 
2021-06-11 3:09:31 AM  

Mrtraveler01: ViolentEastCoastCity: Mrtraveler01: Is he the one that tried to get his mistress to get an abortion?

Yes.  Put the drugs in her drink.

Or as they call it "family values".


Well, he was already married, from what I heard.

How such ugly people get married is beyond me, let alone picking up extra lovers.
 
2021-06-11 4:00:39 AM  
Goddamn, how much TV make-up is he wearing? I guess it distracts from the lack of chin.
 
2021-06-11 6:01:39 AM  

kkinnison: "formerPresident Trump spox" sounds like a disease


"Trump Spox in the Cyber Sphere" sounds like a 1950s sci fi movie
 
2021-06-11 7:08:15 AM  
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Wtf.
 
2021-06-11 7:54:16 AM  

Summoner101: Mrtraveler01: Is he the one that tried to get his mistress to get an abortion?

It was really the only sensible thing to do, if it was done safely.


Most prudent thing would be a vasectomy.

Or castration. Can't have that blood spilled further than this thumb-headed dunce.
 
2021-06-11 7:59:04 AM  

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Wtf.


Whatever he's got going on in his face is doing him no favors.
 
2021-06-11 8:09:25 AM  

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Wtf.


Ha! I widened his face and lengthened his chin but you can barely tell.
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2021-06-11 8:30:40 AM  
Bring back Sanders.  She can't even talk with a straight face, never mind lie with one.
 
2021-06-11 8:35:01 AM  
as the checks bounce

When you lie for dogs, you're gonna get fleeced.
 
2021-06-11 9:39:01 AM  
So a different grift, then.
 
2021-06-11 9:39:10 AM  

omg bbq: Wtf.


He looks like someone coated an old school megaphone with shoe polish, like the gag bit with binocular eye cups.
 
2021-06-11 10:50:55 AM  

philodough: omg bbq: [Fark user image image 425x318]
Wtf.

Whatever he's got going on in his face is doing him no favors.


Those ratty little goatee things some dudes have always remind me of the area around a dog's butthole.  I once had a little pug and had to drain/milk?/excise?? her anal glands every few months.
It's only twice as awful as it sounds.   His mouth/pubic hair thing he has reminds me a lot of her angry, angry, ANGRY butthole.

Good times.
 
2021-06-11 11:03:35 AM  
And another article reporting on what this orange fascist piece of shiat is doing.

Stop submitting them.
 
2021-06-11 11:11:00 AM  
He was the last mf I knew who was on Trumps payroll from his administration.
I imagine that he's using his old Trump Inc secretary to screen his calls and type up his mouth vomit.

Rhona Graff - that's her name.
 
2021-06-11 12:53:30 PM  
His Highness' new spokesperson:

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2021-06-11 1:01:09 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Is he the one that tried to get his mistress to get an abortion?


He tried to get a fellow creep who worked for the Trump campaign to have an abortion. He just slipped the stripper an abortion pill. This is what the post-Conservative American-right is.
 
2021-06-11 9:55:48 PM  
Oh I thought something happened to Victrola.
 
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