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(Vanity Fair)   Trump has found a new career. Wedding and memorial service crasher   (vanityfair.com) divider line
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2824 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Jun 2021 at 2:05 AM (3 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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3 days ago  
I'm not sure what people who chose to have events at Mar-a-Lago were expecting. It's like the people who book their kids' birthday parties at the unlicensed Disneyland knockoff across the street and then complain about all the Goofy-related molestation. I get so tired of listening to that.
 
3 days ago  
No one who isn't a Trump lover belongs to Mar a Lago or schedules an event there. They are all hoping he will crash their event.
 
3 days ago  
He wants to be the crying baby at ever christening, the bride crying baby at every wedding, and the corpse crying baby at every funeral.
 
3 days ago  

Cagey B: I'm not sure what people who chose to have events at Mar-a-Lago were expecting.


For a wedding at least, they probably made the booking well before the election and were expecting that Trump would still be president.  Womp womp.
 
3 days ago  
Having an orange flopsweating pussy grabber at your function just screams "classy".
 
3 days ago  
Hey, Melania! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf!
 
3 days ago  
Everyone just focus your willpower all at once and try to stop his heart with our minds.
 
3 days ago  

Wobambo: Everyone just focus your willpower all at once and try to stop his heart with our minds.


He kicks it in the next 24 hours and you will be spooked for days.
 
3 days ago  

Peki: Wobambo: Everyone just focus your willpower all at once and try to stop his heart with our minds.

He kicks it in the next 24 hours and you will be spooked for days.


I'll just start on the next one on the list.
 
3 days ago  
Still a more powerful man than Carter or Clinton.
 
3 days ago  
"EVERYONE THINKS I'M A SAD PATHETIC LOSER SO I NEED CONSTANT ATTENTION TO SUPPORT MY FRAGILE SELF IMAGE! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME AND LOVE ME!"

Farking sad.
 
3 days ago  
Sounds like someone needs attention.
 
3 days ago  
He did it all the time in NYC.  It's one of the reasons he's so detested in that city.
 
3 days ago  
You Love Me, You Really Love Me
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Premature. Hold your mind beams til the next rally, 00:00-10:00 should be in front of an audience.
 
3 days ago  

Wobambo: Peki: Wobambo: Everyone just focus your willpower all at once and try to stop his heart with our minds.

He kicks it in the next 24 hours and you will be spooked for days.

I'll just start on the next one on the list.


McConnell or DeJoy?
 
3 days ago  

The Perineum Falcon: Sounds like someone needs attention.


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3 days ago  

I want that sauce Morty!: Wobambo: Peki: Wobambo: Everyone just focus your willpower all at once and try to stop his heart with our minds.

He kicks it in the next 24 hours and you will be spooked for days.

I'll just start on the next one on the list.

McConnell or DeJoy?


Definitely McConnell.
 
3 days ago  

Yeast No 7: Still a more powerful man than Carter or Clinton.


Your recycled fanfiction isn't selling here, maybe try on Frank.
 
3 days ago  

aleister_greynight: Yeast No 7: Still a more powerful man than Carter or Clinton.

Your recycled fanfiction isn't selling here, maybe try on Frank.


CNN would disagree.
 
3 days ago  
Imogen Heap - Last Night Of An Empire
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3 days ago  
Wedding and memorial service

But I repeat myself.
 
3 days ago  
It totally sounds like he thinks he can walk up to any crowd and start talking and then he'll be on TV.

I think he's basically living in his own reality TV show in his head, all the time. (Has been for awhile probably.)
 
3 days ago  

Yeast No 7: aleister_greynight: Yeast No 7: Still a more powerful man than Carter or Clinton.

Your recycled fanfiction isn't selling here, maybe try on Frank.

CNN would disagree.


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3 days ago  

Yeast No 7: aleister_greynight: Yeast No 7: Still a more powerful man than Carter or Clinton.

Your recycled fanfiction isn't selling here, maybe try on Frank.

CNN would disagree.


I didn't think you would live up to the Burden of Proof, trolls never have actual reality based evidence.
 
3 days ago  
I want just one person to walk up to him and ask him to get them a drink, like they would any other server at a fancy party.
 
3 days ago  
That's not really new, he's been doing that since he "won" back in 2016.
 
3 days ago  

JRoo: It totally sounds like he thinks he can walk up to any crowd and start talking and then he'll be on TV.

I think he's basically living in his own reality TV show in his head, all the time. (Has been for awhile probably.)


Trump -> bride -> groom -> camera -> TV!
 
3 days ago  

aleister_greynight: Yeast No 7: aleister_greynight: Yeast No 7: Still a more powerful man than Carter or Clinton.

Your recycled fanfiction isn't selling here, maybe try on Frank.

CNN would disagree.

I didn't think you would live up to the Burden of Proof, trolls never have actual reality based evidence.


Really?
 
3 days ago  

etoof: I want just one person to walk up to him and ask him to get them a drink, like they would any other server at a fancy party.


Give him a "didn't catch your name? you did great tonight" and slip three 1's into his breast pocket.
 
3 days ago  

Cagey B: I'm not sure what people who chose to have events at Mar-a-Lago were expecting. It's like the people who book their kids' birthday parties at the unlicensed Disneyland knockoff across the street and then complain about all the Goofy-related molestation. I get so tired of listening to that.


Gooby isn't so bad; it's Dolan Duck you gotta watch out for.

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3 days ago  

Peki: Wobambo: Everyone just focus your willpower all at once and try to stop his heart with our minds.

He kicks it in the next 24 hours and you will be spooked for days.


Naw I think I would bake a cake.
 
3 days ago  
I remember this thread like it was yesterday.
 
3 days ago  
I'd be half tempted to throw a party there, real basic and when he wanders into the room, flick a switch and then boom. Biden 2024, Impeach Trump banners float down and we all line up to ask him how are those fraud lawsuits going.
 
3 days ago  
Can't wait for some bridezilla to scream at him "We booked this place because my family is cheap, now fark off"
 
3 days ago  
"Oh Pretzel Dent Trump, please tell us all about the scary RAMP trap on that dark and stormy night, it'll knock the tears right out our eyeballs, Sir. Like an ICE SKATING rink, like you wouldn't believe"
 
3 days ago  
We can't have a thread about Biden's DOJ defending the right to discriminate against LGBTQ kids.

We can't have a thread about Democratic leadership (including Debbie Wasserman Schultz, who Titanic'd Democrats right into Donald Trump), once against reprimanding Rep. Omar for speaking her truth about Israel.

We can't have a thread about Israel assassinating more Palestinians during a ceasefire.

But we can have duplicate threads about Trump attending memorial service.

Fark's PolTab needs new modmins who actually care about more things than Donald Trump and protecting Democrats.
 
3 days ago  
reportedly telling people he's going to be president again by August

If there is someone confident that this would happen then certainly that same person would be willing to wager the deed to their house on it.
Anyone?
 
3 days ago  

Cagey B: I'm not sure what people who chose to have events at Mar-a-Lago were expecting.


DNRTFA, but I'm not sure if he's in Florida. I thought he was in NJ at his Bedminster property. I had the misfortune of attending a company holiday party at that golf club. It was like... a weird Trump shrine. That was before he decided to run for President, though.
 
3 days ago  

etoof: I want just one person to walk up to him and ask him to get them a drink, like they would any other server at a fancy party.


judges would have also accepted: "hey buddy, we're outta ketchup here! c'mon, chop-chop!"
 
3 days ago  

Cagey B: I'm not sure what people who chose to have events at Mar-a-Lago were expecting. It's like the people who book their kids' birthday parties at the unlicensed Disneyland knockoff across the street and then complain about all the Goofy-related molestation. I get so tired of listening to that.


They won't let you wear headphones under that big foam Goofy head?
 
3 days ago  
Where's our thread about Obama biatching about Cancel Culture?
 
3 days ago  
He's the king of sad, sore losers. You'd think he'd be used to losing with all his failed business ventures. But somehow I guess this one hit Dingus a lil' different. If he wasn't such a piece of shiat, people might actually feel sorry for him.

/If he wasn't
 
3 days ago  

aleister_greynight: Yeast No 7: Still a more powerful man than Carter or Clinton.

Your recycled fanfiction isn't selling here, maybe try on Frank.


Whoa there Farkers, no need to argue. There's a simple explanation to this. A farker posting with the handle Yeast has a very specific understanding of the word "powerful".

What is meant is "Trump's farts are way more powerful than Carter's or Clinton's".

And that's probably accurate.

/This is why we Fark. With conversation and understanding we can agree new understandings.
 
3 days ago  
With the exception of a few tweets by Don Jr., pretty much the whole rest of the trump klan has disappeared.
 
3 days ago  

HighOnCraic: He wants to be the crying baby at ever christening, the bride crying baby at every wedding, and the corpse crying baby at every funeral.


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3 days ago  

Yeast No 7: Still a more powerful man than Carter or Clinton.


We're not talking about Putin here.
 
3 days ago  

etoof: I want just one person to walk up to him and ask him to get them a drink, like they would any other server at a fancy party.


Nope.  It's Mar-a-Lago.  They'll all walk up to him with tears in their eyes and say "Sir, why are you so awesome?"
 
3 days ago  

misanthropicsob: Where's our thread about Obama biatching about Cancel Culture?


Maybe try another site?


Please?
 
3 days ago  

misanthropicsob: We can't have a thread about Biden's DOJ defending the right to discriminate against LGBTQ kids.

We can't have a thread about Democratic leadership (including Debbie Wasserman Schultz, who Titanic'd Democrats right into Donald Trump), once against reprimanding Rep. Omar for speaking her truth about Israel.

We can't have a thread about Israel assassinating more Palestinians during a ceasefire.

But we can have duplicate threads about Trump attending memorial service.

Fark's PolTab needs new modmins who actually care about more things than Donald Trump and protecting Democrats.


According to your profile you have 94 greenlights. There's nothing stopping you from submitting headlines regarding any stories you'd like to see discussed here.
 
3 days ago  

janzee: With the exception of a few tweets by Don Jr., pretty much the whole rest of the trump klan has disappeared.


Huh. They must have retained competent lawyers, finally.

That said why have competent lawyers when you know you'll never be held accountable for anything? It's like me investing in a tiger fence for my property, in Oregon.
 
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