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(KY3 Springfield)   Apparently chihuahuas breed like rabbits   (ky3.com) divider line
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3 days ago  
Send me one.
 
3 days ago  
Chihuahuas just randomly showing up in small packs around the city?  Sounds like a nightmare.
 
3 days ago  
Suspects under questioning
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3 days ago  
There's a farking chihuahua a few doors down from me, it barks incessantly, like more people breathe. The bark sounds like shaking a piece of wobbly sheet metal or a vinyl LP, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and....

I like dogs, but I'm beginning to really hate this one, more so it's owner.
 
3 days ago  
If you abandon a pet then you are the scum of the Earth and you're the one that deserves to suffer, you farking piece of shiat.
 
3 days ago  
Sounds like a small time breeder got in over their heads.
 
3 days ago  
Lots of animals breed that way. Some people too.
 
3 days ago  
"I encourage everyone to adopt," Kleypas said. "If you get one chihuahua you might as well get two!"

Uh...
 
3 days ago  

Any Pie Left: There's a farking chihuahua a few doors down from me, it barks incessantly, like more people breathe. The bark sounds like shaking a piece of wobbly sheet metal or a vinyl LP, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and....

I like dogs, but I'm beginning to really hate this one, more so it's owner.


They like attention. The problem is that people get these things and then don't give them the constant 24/7 attention that they absolutely demand every minute of every day. Also, they're fairly long-lived as far as dogs go.

My neighbors used to have over a dozen of them...they'd move around their yard in a swarm and just bark nonstop day and night. After a while I didn't even hear them. People on the phone would comment about it though.

Now she has a pit bull and a lab mix thing and they look like they'll kick your ass but at least they only bark at stuff that needs to be barked at. Also, they bark at me whenever I mow the grass.
 
3 days ago  
Well, they are rodents. Or is that chinchillas?
 
3 days ago  
Dog fighting rings using smaller dogs to hide the activities
 
3 days ago  
start of a new pandemic. Chihuovid- 19.
 
3 days ago  

Any Pie Left: There's a farking chihuahua a few doors down from me, it barks incessantly, like more people breathe. The bark sounds like shaking a piece of wobbly sheet metal or a vinyl LP, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and.... I like dogs, but I'm beginning to really hate this one, more so it's owner.


I feel your pain. My neighbor has got a dog that will go on a 10 minute barking rampage if it sees anything...anything. Butterflies, specks of pollen you name it. I take it as a cry for help and also levy blame on the owner. Happy dogs don't do this
 
3 days ago  

LordOfThePings: Well, they are rodents. Or is that chinchillas?


Yeah, I've taken to calling them yip-rats.
 
3 days ago  

waxbeans: Send me one.


My Grandfather at 80 years old sleeping with little Archie.  RIP for both.

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3 days ago  
I had a nightmare of a next-door neighbor - sanctimonious religious asshole who was hated by pretty much everyone on the block.  Of course he had a Chihuahua - mangy non-stop yapping beast he kept tied up outside my window.  I finally started turning my speakers out to the windows, cranking up lively tunes like "O Fortuna", "Dies Irae", "Un Bel Di", and the like, till he got the hint and kept the dog indoors.
 
3 days ago  

khatores: Chihuahuas just randomly showing up in small packs around the city?  Sounds like a nightmare.

 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  

WillofJ2: Dog fighting rings using smaller dogs to hide the activities


[trigger warning - skip this post if you want to maintain any faith in humanity whatsoever]

When training a dog to fight some people will starve them and then give it a small defenseless animal to to kill in the name of survival. Repeat this often enough and the fighting dog will have no qualms at all about killing any another dog. I've never heard of people breeding small dogs for that purpose but apparently they do "adopt" any small "free to good home" dog listed on services like Craigslist. In this case I think if cops bust a local dog fighting ring they will find exactly where these chihuahuas came from.
 
3 days ago  

kermit the forg: Sounds like a small time breeder got in over their heads.


That or a puppy mill dumping off the unwanted males from their litters.  Breeders are only interested in females for pumping out litters, and only need a male or two for servicing all of the biatches.  Sometimes they don't even bother with owning a male and just rent out a stud dog.

Then again, it could be unsold dogs dumped from one of the local dog auctions.  Maybe the chihuahua market is flooded right now.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/megchris​t​ensen/2017/04/24/dogs-for-sale-the-bus​iness-of-dog-auctions/?sh=339de8af787f​
 
3 days ago  

SwiftFox: "I encourage everyone to adopt," Kleypas said. "If you get one chihuahua you might as well get two!"

Uh...


My Maine Coons would lynch me; my little Manx cat will watch with a gleam in her eye, finally hating both of them just a little less.
 
3 days ago  
Chihuahuas do not, in fact, breed like rabbits.
They breed like rats, because they are rats.

I do believe all puppers have it in them to be good puppers, and most are.
Just that chihuahuas cannot be good puppers, because they are rats.
 
3 days ago  
Maybe they crawled out of the earth on their seven year breeding cycle.

Soon their backs will split open and out will come huge flying Chihuahuas that swarm and shiat and bark and eat and fark then they'll all suddenly disappear again for another 7 years.
 
3 days ago  

Chromium_One: Chihuahuas do not, in fact, breed like rabbits.
They breed like rats, because they are rats.

I do believe all puppers have it in them to be good puppers, and most are.
Just that chihuahuas cannot be good puppers, because they are rats.


When I had a massive surgery, all three of my resident dogs took issue with me. (One was just not bright, another did not recognize me, and the smartest one looked at me in disgust). The only dog to be nice to me was the chihuahua mix that I was fostering. He was a rat bastard under normal circumstances, but was the sweetest thing when he realized I was severely incapacitated.

Ninjas were cutting onions around me, just because he was the only dog who wanted to look after me. That made him a good boi, despite his rat-ness.

/I hope he is doing okay in his forever home.
 
3 days ago  

Chromium_One: Chihuahuas do not, in fact, breed like rabbits.
They breed like rats, because they are rats.

I do believe all puppers have it in them to be good puppers, and most are.
Just that chihuahuas cannot be good puppers, because they are rats.


I've met a number of great chihuahuas - maybe the problem is you
 
3 days ago  

Snaptastic: The only dog to be nice to me was the chihuahua mix that I was fostering. He was a rat bastard under normal circumstances, but was the sweetest thing when he realized I was severely incapacitated.


Yes, some rats can be good rats.
/where's that onion?
//smells stronk
 
3 days ago  

aremmes: [i.somethingawful.com image 300x219]


You should see the look on her face when they don't lick their finger first.
 
3 days ago  
I get a lot of rabbits in my yard this time of year and they're constantly chasing each other around for teh sex.
"Usually" it's a bunch of female rabbits fleeing which I imagine them thinking, "You're not getting any of this sugar, you no-job-having broke-ass biatch".
Once in a while though, a studley one will walk up to a willing bunny vixen and go to town faster than an A-10 trying to dump all of its depleted Uranium as fast as possible.

A lot of bunnies are ok.  If chihuahuas started multiplying at the same rate then that's something that needs to be curtailed because who wants 50 chihuahuas lurking in their yard?
 
3 days ago  

waxbeans: This is so funny...


Chihuahuas are naked dog rat yelping annoying motherfarkers I can't think worst thing to dump on a neighborhood. Thank you it was a belly laugh. Anyone wants to do this in my neighborhood please contact me.
 
3 days ago  

fragMasterFlash: WillofJ2: Dog fighting rings using smaller dogs to hide the activities

[trigger warning - skip this post if you want to maintain any faith in humanity whatsoever]

When training a dog to fight some people will starve them and then give it a small defenseless animal to to kill in the name of survival. Repeat this often enough and the fighting dog will have no qualms at all about killing any another dog. I've never heard of people breeding small dogs for that purpose but apparently they do "adopt" any small "free to good home" dog listed on services like Craigslist. In this case I think if cops bust a local dog fighting ring they will find exactly where these chihuahuas came from.


The reality of thinking something disturbing as a joke and somone pointing out it could be real
 
3 days ago  
Weve got two, mother and daughter, 14 and 16 years old. Theyre sweet poopies and yes they love attention. They bark at intruders and love raiding garbage bags. Theyve learned to coexist with the cat thanks to a few cat administered "lessons". Theyre good girls. Mostly...
 
3 days ago  
For a while my brother had a pet bobcat.  Best cat ever.  It thought the neighbor's chihuahua was a snack food and would try her best to break her leash whenever she saw that little rat-dog.
 
3 days ago  

khatores: Chihuahuas just randomly showing up in small packs around the city?  Sounds like a nightmare.


How's this for a nightmare: I saw video years ago about a medium-sized pack of schutzhund-trained chihuahuas.
 
3 days ago  
Chihuahuas are simply dogs. Like any dog, they need to be trained.

Because they are tiny little dogs that can be restrained with one hand and look "so cute" when they yap, their besotted owners never bother to train them properly, so they are just awful monsters.

If chihuahuas had the bite strength of pit bulls, or some other force of evil--like if they were venomous--then the news would be full of children being poisoned by their beloved chihuahuas, and there would be editorials warning of the deadly rat dogs in our midst, and pondering if chihuahuas were naturally evil or if they were bred to be that way.
 
3 days ago  

DigitalDirt: waxbeans: Send me one.

My Grandfather at 80 years old sleeping with little Archie.  RIP for both.

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Sorry about that.
 
3 days ago  

Gyrfalcon: Chihuahuas are simply dogs. Like any dog, they need to be trained.

Because they are tiny little dogs that can be restrained with one hand and look "so cute" when they yap, their besotted owners never bother to train them properly, so they are just awful monsters.

If chihuahuas had the bite strength of pit bulls, or some other force of evil--like if they were venomous--then the news would be full of children being poisoned by their beloved chihuahuas, and there would be editorials warning of the deadly rat dogs in our midst, and pondering if chihuahuas were naturally evil or if they were bred to be that way.


If chihuahuas had the bite strength of pit bulls, they'd take chunks out every nip.

there would be no spanish speakers in South America. Any invading Europeans would have been reduced to bones by schools of trained piraña dogs.
 
3 days ago  

Chromium_One: Chihuahuas do not, in fact, breed like rabbits.
They breed like rats, because they are rats.

I do believe all puppers have it in them to be good puppers, and most are.
Just that chihuahuas cannot be good puppers, because they are rats.


Smidge. And the last person to call her a rat.
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waxbeans: DigitalDirt: waxbeans: Send me one.

My Grandfather at 80 years old sleeping with little Archie.  RIP for both.

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😔😭
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🐕😭
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Sorry about that.


Yes that is the final picture I have of my grandfather and Archie.  Archie would have lived much longer but ran out of the house and got runover by a car.
 
3 days ago  

DigitalDirt: waxbeans: DigitalDirt: waxbeans: Send me one.

My Grandfather at 80 years old sleeping with little Archie.  RIP for both.

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😔😭
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Is this a finale picture?
//
🐕😭
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Sorry about that.

Yes that is the final picture I have of my grandfather and Archie.  Archie would have lived much longer but ran out of the house and got runover by a car.


😡😭😔😞
 
3 days ago  
Chihuahuas are great....this is mine.

Don't be fooled. He's not as deadly as he appears to be.

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hej
3 days ago  
No, rabbits breed like Chihuahuas.
 
3 days ago  

Albert911emt: Chihuahuas are great....this is mine.

Don't be fooled. He's not as deadly as he appears to be.

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The brown spots on the back must be nice. Helps line up the hand to throw a tight spiral.

/of course I keed
//French Bulldogs otoh...
 
3 days ago  
They are a pestilence upon this land.
 
3 days ago  

Albert911emt: Chihuahuas are great....this is mine.

Don't be fooled. He's not as deadly as he appears to be.

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I feel like he's judging me. It's okay though- he's probably right.

For your sake, I hope that coat doesn't indicate Jack Russell mix.
 
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