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(TMZ)   CNN hands Jeffrey Toobin his job back, on the condition he keeps a firm grip on himself and doesn't jerk them around, and only if he shoots load after load of stories for them   (tmz.com) divider line
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3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
Heh.  Toobin'.
 
3 days ago  
The Time - Jerk Out #3 (Official Music Video)
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3 days ago  
Seinfeld - Jerkstore
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3 days ago  
But why the entertainment tab?
 
3 days ago  
Remember, that isnt even the creepiest shiat this asshole has done.  Rewatch his speech celebrating Dershowitz

Yikes.
 
3 days ago  

nocturn: But why the entertainment tab?


it's pretty entertaining toobin' your tent pole when you're bored and horny
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
The McNeal Perspective
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3 days ago  
NY POST: TERRIBLE TOOBIN TOLD TO TERMINATE TOUGH TACKEY TUGGING TO THYSELF!
 
3 days ago  
He's got this well in hand.
 
3 days ago  
Everyone's pulling for him.
 
3 days ago  
He'd better not spew lots of nonsense.
 
3 days ago  
The Caesars - Jerk It Out
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3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
It's a wet and wild ride!
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3 days ago  

Billy Liar: [YouTube video: The McNeal Perspective]


I believe that was the opening scene of the pilot. One of the best shows. To stay on topic. This guy was on video at work jerking off and got his job back. Ask yourself why?
 
3 days ago  
I hope Jeffrey is beating off his critics.
 
3 days ago  

RandyJohnson: Billy Liar: [YouTube video: The McNeal Perspective]

I believe that was the opening scene of the pilot. One of the best shows. To stay on topic. This guy was on video at work jerking off and got his job back. Ask yourself why?


Cause everyone loves a comeback?
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
There was literally nobody in the US that could do his job, you know, minus the toobin tuggin part?  He is so indispensible that he had to be brought back, uncancelled as it were?  There wasn't a woman or womxn of color who could replace him?  Or at the very least a gay or non binary person?  CNN absolutely had to bring back a straight white male, who was caught jackin his hog during a zoom work meeting?  Maybe they felt sorry for him assuming he didn't reach the point of climax?  Are there not enough diverse people in NYC to hire from maybe?

Or did the Cabal or whatever the secret organization Putin runs tell CNN that they had to rehire the zoom masturbator?  I bet it was putin pulling the strings.  Or maybe Xi.
 
3 days ago  
Ew.
 
3 days ago  

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3 days ago  
So farking juvenile.  Not Toobin, everyone else.

He was jerking off, so farking what?  It's embarrassing, that's all.  He shouldn't have been fired, he shouldn't have been suspended, he doesn't need to apologize to anybody for anything, it should've been nothing more than a laugh for a couple of days and he's back on the job without all this bullshiat.

Stupid to assume the camera was off, but it's called being a human being.
 
3 days ago  
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mudesi: So farking juvenile.  Not Toobin, everyone else.

He was jerking off, so farking what?  It's embarrassing, that's all.  He shouldn't have been fired, he shouldn't have been suspended, he doesn't need to apologize to anybody for anything, it should've been nothing more than a laugh for a couple of days and he's back on the job without all this bullshiat.

Stupid to assume the camera was off, but it's called being a human being.


Or an asshat that wants to flash his jacking to an undesiring audience
 
3 days ago  

mudesi: So farking juvenile.  Not Toobin, everyone else.

He was jerking off, so farking what?  It's embarrassing, that's all.  He shouldn't have been fired, he shouldn't have been suspended, he doesn't need to apologize to anybody for anything, it should've been nothing more than a laugh for a couple of days and he's back on the job without all this bullshiat.

Stupid to assume the camera was off, but it's called being a human being.


Freud agreed:

The only shame in masturbation is the shame of not doing it well.

Sigmund Freud
 
3 days ago  

mudesi: So farking juvenile.  Not Toobin, everyone else.

He was jerking off, so farking what?  It's embarrassing, that's all.  He shouldn't have been fired, he shouldn't have been suspended, he doesn't need to apologize to anybody for anything, it should've been nothing more than a laugh for a couple of days and he's back on the job without all this bullshiat.

Stupid to assume the camera was off, but it's called being a human being.


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3 days ago  

AmbassadorBooze: There wasn't a woman or womxn of color who could replace him?  Or at the very least a gay or non binary person?  CNN absolutely had to bring back a straight white male, who was caught jackin his hog during a zoom work meeting?  Maybe they felt sorry for him assuming he didn't reach the point of climax?  Are there not enough diverse people in NYC to hire from maybe?


what HR training taught you to talk like this

what the fark is a 'diverse person'
 
3 days ago  

mudesi: He was jerking off, so farking what?


my man mudesi has clearly masturbated during MULTIPLE zoom calls
 
3 days ago  
I like CNN, but it seems like they've stumbled on a few recent situations.
They waited too long to fire Santorum.
Cuomo should have probably been suspended.
Did they really have to bring Toobin back?
 
3 days ago  

moothemagiccow: mudesi: He was jerking off, so farking what?

my man mudesi has clearly masturbated during MULTIPLE zoom calls


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3 days ago  
Clearly the right people higher must like him, so of course he gets his job back. Also theres no doubt talented and qualified people in the organization that  must be denied the chance to shine because they aren't liked by the right people. Clearly, managements hands are tied. He must be reinstated, besides it look awkward management still playing golf with him while he is suspended...
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  

Flumple: Also theres no doubt talented and qualified people in the organization that  must be denied the chance to shine because they aren't liked by the right people.


he's their legal analyst.

you think there aren't lawyers in new york who wouldn't quit their job to BS on tv about john roberts for a living?
 
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3 days ago  

Kris_Romm: I hope Jeffrey is beating off his critics.


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3 days ago  

Your_Huckleberry: I like CNN, but it seems like they've stumbled on a few recent situations.
They waited too long to fire Santorum.
Cuomo should have probably been suspended.
Did they really have to bring Toobin back?


Toobin is coming back to replace Santorum.
 
3 days ago  
Toobin's had a real stroke of luck here.  He can toss off just about anything and still cream the competition.
 
3 days ago  

RandyJohnson: Billy Liar: [YouTube video: The McNeal Perspective]

I believe that was the opening scene of the pilot. One of the best shows. To stay on topic. This guy was on video at work jerking off and got his job back. Ask yourself why?


He missed?
 
3 days ago  
Chuck Berry Live 1972 ~ My Ding-a-Ling
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3 days ago  
"he's been miserable since it all went down."
 
3 days ago  
Try and be nice people, Jeffery is a Farker and he's upstairs in the Farrah Fawcett thread right now
 
3 days ago  
Toobin is probably the finest legal mind of his generation. This is something that gets laughed off during his supreme court nom in Trump's second term
 
3 days ago  

AmbassadorBooze: There was literally nobody in the US that could do his job, you know, minus the toobin tuggin part?  He is so indispensible that he had to be brought back, uncancelled as it were?  There wasn't a woman or womxn of color who could replace him?  Or at the very least a gay or non binary person?  CNN absolutely had to bring back a straight white male, who was caught jackin his hog during a zoom work meeting?  Maybe they felt sorry for him assuming he didn't reach the point of climax?  Are there not enough diverse people in NYC to hire from maybe?

Or did the Cabal or whatever the secret organization Putin runs tell CNN that they had to rehire the zoom masturbator?  I bet it was putin pulling the strings.  Or maybe Xi.


You're saying they should keep this jerk off the air?
 
3 days ago  

Gooch: Toobin is probably the finest legal mind of his generation. This is something that gets laughed off during his supreme court nom in Trump's second term


L-, and, I cannot emphasize this next part enough, -OL
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3 days ago  

moothemagiccow: AmbassadorBooze: There wasn't a woman or womxn of color who could replace him?  Or at the very least a gay or non binary person?  CNN absolutely had to bring back a straight white male, who was caught jackin his hog during a zoom work meeting?  Maybe they felt sorry for him assuming he didn't reach the point of climax?  Are there not enough diverse people in NYC to hire from maybe?

what HR training taught you to talk like this

what the fark is a 'diverse person
'


You know; your blacks, your gays, your Latin types.

Anyone on the fringe, really.

Women, for instance.
 
3 days ago  

HighOnCraic: Your_Huckleberry: I like CNN, but it seems like they've stumbled on a few recent situations.
They waited too long to fire Santorum.
Cuomo should have probably been suspended.
Did they really have to bring Toobin back?

Toobin is coming back to replace Santorum.


This one, right here.  In a thread full of jokes, this one is the most *hork* inducing.  Well done.
 
3 days ago  
go 'way, ...toobin.
 
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