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3 days ago  
Jesus.

Just...Jesus.

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3 days ago  
When I think how over the top my young cousins go on baby proofing their homes for the new ones. Every thing you can buy they have it. Etc.

And then some people don't give it a thought at all.
 
3 days ago  
Three neighbors who live nearby the home on the 400 block of South 5th Street identified the dogs as pitbulls, but authorities have not named the breed.

/sigh
 
3 days ago  
Did the kid piss off Putin?
 
3 days ago  

edmo: When I think how over the top my young cousins go on baby proofing their homes for the new ones. Every thing you can buy they have it. Etc.

And then some people don't give it a thought at all.


Dude, cut Eric Clapton some slack.
 
3 days ago  
Man, Mad Libs has gotten dark since I was a wee child
 
3 days ago  
Hope having the cool, "badass" dogs was worth it!
 
3 days ago  

BigNumber12: Hope having the cool, "badass" dogs was worth it!


Sadly they're probably going to be destroyed
 
3 days ago  
I wondered how much effort it would take to write a more poorly written article.

Then, I wondered if the author was paid or if the article was written by a software program.

Finally, I experienced a moment of rage that either someone who writes that badly was paid for that article or, once again, a software engineering team has knocked someone out of work with an inferior substitute.
 
3 days ago  
Okay, hard to snark this one.
 
3 days ago  
there is a growing segment of the population in NJ that prefers to have junkyard style dogs they can scare other people with. rottweilers, shephards, pit bulls. all fine animals when raised properly. instead they are raised by the type of chuckleheads that Fark types champion how wonderfull it is they are here in America. it's fine for them because it's obvious they can afford to live in neighborhoods where these chuckleheads and their practices don't exist.
 
3 days ago  

derpes_simplex: Did the kid piss off Putin?


Probably a suicide with three bullets in the back of the kid's head.
 
3 days ago  
A 10ft fall for a 3-year-old is around 3 to 4 times their height.  Fall risk is usually figured in a 'distance vs height' approach.  That alone is a life threatening injury.

I would be curious to see what the cause of death is decided to be.
 
3 days ago  
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What about the dog doo stick?
 
3 days ago  

Bruscar: I wondered how much effort it would take to write a more poorly written article.

Then, I wondered if the author was paid or if the article was written by a software program.

Finally, I experienced a moment of rage that either someone who writes that badly was paid for that article or, once again, a software engineering team has knocked someone out of work with an inferior substitute.


Could be a mechanical turk situation. Get a police blotter fed into a El Salvadoran internet cafe and pay a nickel per article.
 
3 days ago  
They can't all turn into three-eyed ravens.
 
3 days ago  

synithium: They can't all turn into three-eyed ravens.


exactly
 
3 days ago  

gar1013: edmo: When I think how over the top my young cousins go on baby proofing their homes for the new ones. Every thing you can buy they have it. Etc.

And then some people don't give it a thought at all.

Dude, cut Eric Clapton some slack.


Woah. Way too soon.
 
3 days ago  

gar1013: edmo: When I think how over the top my young cousins go on baby proofing their homes for the new ones. Every thing you can buy they have it. Etc.

And then some people don't give it a thought at all.

Dude, cut Eric Clapton some slack.


What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and Eric Clapton's son?
 
3 days ago  
I know, I know...pitbulls are sooooo sweet and friendly.  I don't cross the street to avoid the breed stereotype, I do it because of the owner stereotype.
 
3 days ago  

foo monkey: Three neighbors who live nearby the home on the 400 block of South 5th Street identified the dogs as pitbulls, but authorities have not named the breed.

/sigh


The neighbors could very well be incorrect, considering what people imagine to be a "pit bull" these days. Authorities are supposed to get it right.
 
3 days ago  

cyberspacedout: foo monkey: Three neighbors who live nearby the home on the 400 block of South 5th Street identified the dogs as pitbulls, but authorities have not named the breed.

/sigh

The neighbors could very well be incorrect, considering what people imagine to be a "pit bull" these days. Authorities are supposed to get it right.


Yeah probably chihuahuas.
 
3 days ago  
Jersey:  Only the strong survive.
 
3 days ago  

Watubi: I know, I know...pitbulls are sooooo sweet and friendly.  I don't cross the street to avoid the breed stereotype, I do it because of the owner stereotype.


🙄🤷🦅🇺🇲
 
3 days ago  

Watubi: I know, I know...pitbulls are sooooo sweet and friendly.  I don't cross the street to avoid the breed stereotype, I do it because of the owner stereotype.


THEY JUST ABIG MOOSH!
 
3 days ago  
Make whoever was in charge of the kid
eat dog shiat for the rest of their life.
 
3 days ago  

RandyJohnson: gar1013: edmo: When I think how over the top my young cousins go on baby proofing their homes for the new ones. Every thing you can buy they have it. Etc.

And then some people don't give it a thought at all.

Dude, cut Eric Clapton some slack.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and Eric Clapton's son?


One one them is for you wanna get down on the ground. The other is a kid?
 
3 days ago  

CFitzsimmons: gar1013: edmo: When I think how over the top my young cousins go on baby proofing their homes for the new ones. Every thing you can buy they have it. Etc.

And then some people don't give it a thought at all.

Dude, cut Eric Clapton some slack.

Woah. Way too soon.


Not even, he beat me to it.
 
3 days ago  

Watubi: I know, I know...pitbulls are sooooo sweet and friendly.  I don't cross the street to avoid the breed stereotype, I do it because of the owner stereotype.


I have a pitbull, but you don't see me want to shank a biatch.
 
3 days ago  

RandyJohnson: gar1013: edmo: When I think how over the top my young cousins go on baby proofing their homes for the new ones. Every thing you can buy they have it. Etc.

And then some people don't give it a thought at all.

Dude, cut Eric Clapton some slack.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and Eric Clapton's son


Nothing, they both result in record sales.
 
3 days ago  

Bruscar: I wondered how much effort it would take to write a more poorly written article.

Then, I wondered if the author was paid or if the article was written by a software program.

Finally, I experienced a moment of rage that either someone who writes that badly was paid for that article or, once again, a software engineering team has knocked someone out of work with an inferior substitute.


It does have a procedurally generated feel. For comparison:


"A NJ toddler fell out of a window and was mauled by dogs. Police found the boy's parents when they returned to the home An 18-month-old boy is being treated in hospital for dog bites after a fall in Newark, New Jersey. Police say the toddler, who was not identified, fell from a first-floor window at a home in the Fardale Avenue area of the city on Friday evening. He was hospitalized with a facial injury and multiple dog bites. The parents of the child returned to their home and found him lying in the street by the home."

A computer wrote everything but the first sentence. Not a real article.
 
3 days ago  

leeksfromchichis: Bruscar: I wondered how much effort it would take to write a more poorly written article.

Then, I wondered if the author was paid or if the article was written by a software program.

Finally, I experienced a moment of rage that either someone who writes that badly was paid for that article or, once again, a software engineering team has knocked someone out of work with an inferior substitute.

It does have a procedurally generated feel. For comparison:


"A NJ toddler fell out of a window and was mauled by dogs. Police found the boy's parents when they returned to the home An 18-month-old boy is being treated in hospital for dog bites after a fall in Newark, New Jersey. Police say the toddler, who was not identified, fell from a first-floor window at a home in the Fardale Avenue area of the city on Friday evening. He was hospitalized with a facial injury and multiple dog bites. The parents of the child returned to their home and found him lying in the street by the home."

A computer wrote everything but the first sentence. Not a real article.


Still better than one of Trump's 'word salads'.
 
3 days ago  
Sound like good parents to me. Watching the little ones so they don't get hurt, keeping two mean ass pitbulls around to impress their friends.

I am sure no one saw this coming.
 
3 days ago  

Fissile: leeksfromchichis: Bruscar: I wondered how much effort it would take to write a more poorly written article.

Then, I wondered if the author was paid or if the article was written by a software program.

Finally, I experienced a moment of rage that either someone who writes that badly was paid for that article or, once again, a software engineering team has knocked someone out of work with an inferior substitute.

It does have a procedurally generated feel. For comparison:


"A NJ toddler fell out of a window and was mauled by dogs. Police found the boy's parents when they returned to the home An 18-month-old boy is being treated in hospital for dog bites after a fall in Newark, New Jersey. Police say the toddler, who was not identified, fell from a first-floor window at a home in the Fardale Avenue area of the city on Friday evening. He was hospitalized with a facial injury and multiple dog bites. The parents of the child returned to their home and found him lying in the street by the home."

A computer wrote everything but the first sentence. Not a real article.

Still better than one of Trump's 'word salads'.


Well yeah. It might be artificial, but it's still intelligence
 
3 days ago  
They tell me it's not the dog, it's the owner. Well, pit bulls are only owned by trashy people and the kind of women who marry convicts, so I guess they're right.
 
3 days ago  

Rapmaster2000: They tell me it's not the dog, it's the owner. Well, pit bulls are only owned by trashy people and the kind of women who marry convicts, so I guess they're right.


Get bent.
 
3 days ago  

uberalice: RandyJohnson: gar1013: edmo: When I think how over the top my young cousins go on baby proofing their homes for the new ones. Every thing you can buy they have it. Etc.

And then some people don't give it a thought at all.

Dude, cut Eric Clapton some slack.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and Eric Clapton's son

Nothing, they both result in record sales.


No one yet?:
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window
 
3 days ago  
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"Ummm...That kid was going to be the next Hitler. Yeah. You're welcome."
 
3 days ago  

kyleaugustus: A 10ft fall for a 3-year-old is around 3 to 4 times their height.  Fall risk is usually figured in a 'distance vs height' approach.  That alone is a life threatening injury.

I would be curious to see what the cause of death is decided to be.


Just to be a bit of a geek, that is normally figured into an adult, usually male, and a study of fall injuries from adult males.

The less mass you have, the greater a height you can fall from. Squirrels and cats can fall at or near terminal velocity and be more fine than humans can. Horses and elephants weigh so much that anything more than 6 feet can cause life ending injuries.

But a direct hit to the head or spine does every animal in. That's almost a given.
 
3 days ago  
Eh. Still not as bad as the time a mother tried to balance her toddler on the rails of a zoo exhibit of African Wild Dogs. Kid slipped and fell into the enclosure where he was ripped apart in front of his parents and all the other families at the zoo.

There are seriously some people in this world too stupid to breed.
 
3 days ago  

AppleOptionEsc: kyleaugustus: A 10ft fall for a 3-year-old is around 3 to 4 times their height.  Fall risk is usually figured in a 'distance vs height' approach.  That alone is a life threatening injury.

I would be curious to see what the cause of death is decided to be.

Just to be a bit of a geek, that is normally figured into an adult, usually male, and a study of fall injuries from adult males.

The less mass you have, the greater a height you can fall from. Squirrels and cats can fall at or near terminal velocity and be more fine than humans can. Horses and elephants weigh so much that anything more than 6 feet can cause life ending injuries.

But a direct hit to the head or spine does every animal in. That's almost a given.


A few ripping canines to the neck and belly obviate the need for head trauma.
 
3 days ago  
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Gonna go now.......the Big Valley is on the Boob tube so much TV is better than going ta Jail......or a nap I don't know if that will do for now......Good night dick!!!!
 
3 days ago  

RandyJohnson: gar1013: edmo: When I think how over the top my young cousins go on baby proofing their homes for the new ones. Every thing you can buy they have it. Etc.

And then some people don't give it a thought at all.

Dude, cut Eric Clapton some slack.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and Eric Clapton's son?


His coke never got stepped on?
 
3 days ago  
Grégory il a fait « boum »
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3 days ago  
Oblig. NSFW
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3 days ago  

Bruscar: I wondered how much effort it would take to write a more poorly written article.

Then, I wondered if the author was paid or if the article was written by a software program.

Finally, I experienced a moment of rage that either someone who writes that badly was paid for that article or, once again, a software engineering team has knocked someone out of work with an inferior substitute.



I was thinking the same thing and then started lauging, At the bottom it had this:

Local journalism needs your support. Subscribe at nj.com/supporter.
 
3 days ago  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: I was thinking the same thing and then started lauging, At the bottom it had this:



lauging.  awesome
 
3 days ago  
Its a mashup of  Clapton's Tears in Heaven and  Baha Men's Who Let the Dogs Out
 
3 days ago  

BigNumber12: Hope having the cool, "badass" dogs was worth it!


My last dog was a "badass" in appearance (huge Akita) but really just a large goofnut who loved children. If it were my three y/o who fell from a window he likely would picked it up by the scruff, hoisted it, and walked him to the ER.

The problem with pitbulls isn't pitbulls..it's that too many of them are raised improperly, used to.fight, and that the media can't stop talking about them.
 
3 days ago  
Pitbulls are owned in every state, by every race, every religion, and every culture. And no matter what community the pitbull owner comes from, they are the scum of it.

I've never noticed ANYTHING that has such a wide appeal and is owned mainly by trash.
 
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