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5 days ago  
don't

read the comments.
 
4 days ago  
Rule 34 do your thing!
 
4 days ago  
Butterfly kisses?

The BEST!
 
4 days ago  

vudukungfu: don't

read the comments.


too late

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4 days ago  
French butterfly kisses.
 
4 days ago  

bughunter: Butterfly kisses?

The BEST!


Mothra kisses.
 
4 days ago  
Gah, break out the eye (lash) bleach!
 
4 days ago  
So that's what happens when you don't trim your eyelashes.
 
4 days ago  

Ivo Shandor: bughunter: Butterfly kisses?

The BEST!

Mothra kisses.


You wish to summon our mother? Our savior? Then behold her in her glory:

Mothra theme song
Youtube Jmoa13TG2TY
 
4 days ago  

fragMasterFlash: Gah, break out the eye (lash) bleach!


Here, this will make you forget the eyelash:

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4 days ago  
I would like those, to use as convenient holders for my cheaters.
 
4 days ago  

evilsofa: fragMasterFlash: Gah, break out the eye (lash) bleach!

Here, this will make you forget the eyelash:

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Why?

Why did you have to share that?
 
4 days ago  
Personally, I try to conceal my genetic defects.
 
4 days ago  
It doesn't apply in this case but one thing that irks me about Guinness World Records is a lot of long-duration events.
They allow specific intervals of rest during the process and that defeats the whole purpose.
As far as I'm concerned, if you're trying to make/break a record for doing the longest whatever then the moment you stop doing that thing is your attempted time.
/It's farking stupid they do it the way they do.
 
4 days ago  

Remnants of Santa: Personally, I try to conceal my genetic defects.


And that's why you'll never be in the record books!
 
4 days ago  

lolmao500: Rule 34 do your thing!


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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

leeksfromchichis: lolmao500: Rule 34 do your thing!

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4 days ago  
"I kept thinking about why I have such long eyelashes, then I remembered that I had spent over 480 days in the mountain, years ago."
"So, I told myself that my eyelashes must be a gift given by the Buddha."



buddha bless you
 
4 days ago  
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 
4 days ago  
When she sneezes does she whip herself?
 
4 days ago  

C18H27NO3: It doesn't apply in this case but one thing that irks me about Guinness World Records is a lot of long-duration events.
They allow specific intervals of rest during the process and that defeats the whole purpose.
As far as I'm concerned, if you're trying to make/break a record for doing the longest whatever then the moment you stop doing that thing is your attempted time.
/It's farking stupid they do it the way they do.


Like a 5 year hunger strike where you take a break from 5 pm to 5 am?
 
4 days ago  

leeksfromchichis: lolmao500: Rule 34 do your thing!

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Aeon Flux? That takes me back...
 
4 days ago  

BigChad: leeksfromchichis: lolmao500: Rule 34 do your thing!

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iconic
 
4 days ago  

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 470x264]


you can't catch no nutria with no nutrasweet.

/i'll get my hat.
 
4 days ago  
Idk exactly why I find that so gross but I find it exceedingly gross.
 
4 days ago  
Here's a good word:  Ew.
 
4 days ago  
Lumigan, baby.

I got that for high IOP, and man, my eyelashes really grew out hitting the inside of my glasses. You get use to it. (Actually I kind of like it now.) My ophthalmologist said he gets pestered occasionally from women who learn about that side effect and want to grow their eyelashes out. (Now you know George Clooney's secret?)

/But no, they never grow freakishly long. Though, I'm not sure I'd mind...
 
4 days ago  
Add a little white powder and it could be a new sty...
Never mind

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4 days ago  
Bottle of rum and she'll be 2/3 of the Royal Navy's finest traditions
 
4 days ago  
The mighty Monarch lashes out with his long eyebrows
 
4 days ago  
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Yupperz, gotta luv it......!!!!!!
I used luv dos Racist, commercials back in the 70's.......boy howdy now a dayz the only time you can see em is on you-tub.....the best I've ever seen is those Racist Cartoons..Bugs Bunny was a Stich back then & even now they are even Funnier 50 years ago too!!!!!!
 
4 days ago  

sxacho: So that's what happens when you don't trim your eyelashes.


I've never trimmed my eyelashes and they are normal.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Women KILL for eyelashes like that.
 
4 days ago  

Picklehead: When she sneezes does she whip herself?


Whips it good.
 
4 days ago  
Damn, "My Beard, My Choice" lol! Crazy women these days. Growing a beard or armpit hair is not empowerment at all.
 
4 days ago  

evilsofa: fragMasterFlash: Gah, break out the eye (lash) bleach!

Here, this will make you forget the eyelash:

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The Vacant Lot - Battery Operated Nose Trimmers
Youtube PyC8-M0UK1o
 
4 days ago  

baronbloodbath: [Fark user image 259x194]


God I wish I could get my eyebrows to grow out like that. Seriously.
 
4 days ago  
Fark needs a "HORK" tag.
 
4 days ago  

evilsofa: fragMasterFlash: Gah, break out the eye (lash) bleach!

Here, this will make you forget the eyelash:

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Man, I hate it when centipedes crawl up my nose like that.
 
4 days ago  

evilsofa: fragMasterFlash: Gah, break out the eye (lash) bleach!

Here, this will make you forget the eyelash:

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Wow.  I spent my whole life thinking I was wierd for not having a fetish.  But here we are...
 
4 days ago  
"I also tried to find scientific reasons such as genes or something else. However, none of my family have long eyelashes like me, so it can't be explained."

She sciencing hard, bro!
 
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