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(Fox News)   We've secretly replaced their solar panels with magnifying glasses. Let's see if they notice   (foxnews.com) divider line
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3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
The fires resulted from "years of gross negligence and failure to live up to industry standards" and incurred hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages.

sound like corporate 'merica
 
3 days ago  

kkinnison: The fires resulted from "years of gross negligence and failure to live up to industry standards" and incurred hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages.

sound like corporate 'merica


Fox is already of course implying that this was because they used solar panels.
 
3 days ago  

Fireproof: kkinnison: The fires resulted from "years of gross negligence and failure to live up to industry standards" and incurred hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages.

sound like corporate 'merica

Fox is already of course implying that this was because they used solar panels.


As noted by the quote being the very last paragraph of the article
 
3 days ago  

Fireproof: kkinnison: The fires resulted from "years of gross negligence and failure to live up to industry standards" and incurred hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages.

sound like corporate 'merica

Fox is already of course implying that this was because they used solar panels.


They should have been using 'Murica Energy.
 
3 days ago  
Anybody got a link to an actual news site?
 
3 days ago  
Great.  Now we're going to get a flood of conspiracy theories that solar panels are being pushed by <insert shadow organization> to <insert shadow organization goal>.
 
3 days ago  
incurring about $500,000 in losses


Soooo about three, maybe four minutes of revenue?
 
3 days ago  
Solar panels are being pushed by Microsoft to make the frogs gay.>
 
3 days ago  
So... no mention of employee injuries? But, $500,000 of damage. :sigh:
 
3 days ago  

username69: So... no mention of employee injuries? But, $500,000 of damage. :sigh:


It's Amazon.  Didn't they recently install suicide booths in their warehouses?
 
3 days ago  
SLR PNLS!

Great Rifftrax Scene - Birdemic "Solar Panels"
Youtube aVYUPmjJ9bU
 
3 days ago  
Fox can eat my shorts!

(see what I did there?)

One of the problems of using politics to sell things, whether it is solar and EVs to the left or pillows and monster trucks to the right, is that you get a lot of nonsense rather than reasonable, practical purchasing decisions. Of course this is the new conspicuous consumption. People signal their success AND their political affiliation according to what they buy.

In the long run, it leads to a lot of suspicion about solar, and about pillows and trucks.

So Fox wants to make sure that everyone sees that AMAZON run by that leftist Bezos, had a fire that was linked to something that leftists do, like installing solar panels. The narrative is neat and complete.

That said, I am pretty sure a bad solar installation can cause a fire. It would have to be criminally bad, though. An inverter with a bunch of oily rags piled on top of it will heat up and combust. I don't think of solar power as being dangerous or hazardous.
 
3 days ago  
how soon until we see links to OANN
 
3 days ago  

Begoggle: Anybody got a link to an actual news site?


If we try to submit those, the submission page says it's got an Aggressive Paywall even if it doesn't
 
3 days ago  
These solar panels are being pushed by the Rand Corporation to enhance 5G signals so they can interact with the vaccine and make people oblivious to the phony Facebook 2020 vote lock boxes that are hidden away in Kamala Harris' basement.
 
3 days ago  

OgreMagi: Great.  Now we're going to get a flood of conspiracy theories that solar panels are being pushed by <insert shadow organization> to <insert shadow organization goal>.


Oooh, I love a good game of Political Outrage MadLibs!
 
3 days ago  
So some solar panels may have caught fire. Nobody is hurt.

How is this a story?
 
3 days ago  

Peki: OgreMagi: Great.  Now we're going to get a flood of conspiracy theories that solar panels are being pushed by <insert shadow organization> to <insert shadow organization goal>.

Oooh, I love a good game of Political Outrage MadLibs!


I guess I need to do one then.

Solar panels are being pushed by the fire department unions so there are more fires, justifying their demands for a major pay hike.
 
3 days ago  

OgreMagi: Peki: OgreMagi: Great.  Now we're going to get a flood of conspiracy theories that solar panels are being pushed by <insert shadow organization> to <insert shadow organization goal>.

Oooh, I love a good game of Political Outrage MadLibs!

I guess I need to do one then.

Solar panels are being pushed by the fire department unions so there are more fires, justifying their demands for a major pay hike.


Shiat. Okay, I'm in.

solar panels are being pushed by ANTIFA to cause major property damage.
 
3 days ago  

Burn_The_Plows: SLR PNLS!

[YouTube video: Great Rifftrax Scene - Birdemic "Solar Panels"]


He needs lessons on how to walk like a human.
 
3 days ago  

AstroJesus: These solar panels are being pushed by the Rand Corporation to enhance 5G signals so they can interact with the vaccine and make people oblivious to the phony Facebook 2020 vote lock boxes that are hidden away in Kamala Harris' basement.


I KNEW IT!!!
 
3 days ago  
 
3 days ago  

Fireproof: kkinnison: The fires resulted from "years of gross negligence and failure to live up to industry standards" and incurred hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages.

sound like corporate 'merica

Fox is already of course implying that this was because they used solar panels.


There is video of employees fleeing the building with spoons stuck to their necks.
/Soros
//Fauci
///Gates
////Thanks, Biden
 
3 days ago  

jokerscrowbar: Tesla solar panels. What did you expect to happen?

Deja Vu


Spliff 85555 Déjà Vu
Youtube vEMTR-NsfkE
 
3 days ago  
Police say the solar panel installer had been involved in three other suspicious fires, making him a Prime suspect.
 
3 days ago  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Police say the solar panel installer had been involved in three other suspicious fires, making him a Prime suspect.


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3 days ago  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Police say the solar panel installer had been involved in three other suspicious fires, making him a Prime suspect.


Mug shot of suspect.
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3 days ago  
Conduit?  How does it work?
 
3 days ago  

kkinnison: The fires resulted from "years of gross negligence and failure to live up to industry standards" and incurred hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages.

sound like corporate 'merica


"Live up to" industry standards? Did they mean "meet"? Jfc it's like I'm taking crazy pills.
 
3 days ago  
I want to know more about this unprecedented part of the building.
 
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3 days ago  

jtown: I want to know more about this unprecedented part of the building.


It implies there are precedented parts of the building. How regularly do they have fires at this warehouse, anyway?
 
3 days ago  

kkinnison: The fires resulted from "years of gross negligence and failure to live up to industry standards" and incurred hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages.


sound like corporate 'merica


Not quite. They still need to get a giant government subsidy to repair the facility and upgrade the equipment.

A nice add-on would be a state waiver to pay their employees below minimum wage while they "reorganize in the face of this unforeseen disaster".
 
3 days ago  

2fardownthread: Fox can eat my shorts!

(see what I did there?)

One of the problems of using politics advertising to sell things, whether it is solar and EVs to the left or pillows and monster trucks to the right, is that you get a lot of nonsense rather than reasonable, practical purchasing decisions.


FTFY
 
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