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(Yahoo)   Turns out that south Florida is basically one giant Comic-Con dedicated to the extended Trump universe   (yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Donald Trump, former President Donald Trump, Palm Beach, Florida, Fox News Channel, Mar-A-Lago, Ivana Trump, Social Security Administration, Comic-Con  
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2021-06-10 2:25:25 PM  
Build a wall?
 
2021-06-10 2:25:49 PM  
He's always volunteering to be a pall bearer, so he can let Americans down one more time.
 
2021-06-10 2:42:51 PM  
Some Trump courtiers have moved to the Palm Beach area because they want to - Fox News hosts Sean Hannity and Neil Cavuto recently bought homes near Mar-a-Lago. Others, like former White House staffers who have been unable to get jobs after the Jan. 6 Capitol insurrection, "have nowhere else to go," former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg told Bloomberg. "What else are they going to do?"

Would be an unfortunate location to misfire a nuke
 
2021-06-10 2:59:20 PM  
Kill all humans?
 
2021-06-10 3:00:39 PM  
Well, except for Disney World. Who would have thought that the Megacorporation theme park would be the beacon of reason in the state?
 
2021-06-10 3:00:50 PM  
Disney needs to follow precedent by buying the Trump franchise and wiping out the EU.
 
2021-06-10 3:01:35 PM  
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2021-06-10 3:01:52 PM  
He must still be losing it over not having a captive audience for his garbage, throwing his weight around by just showing up and babbling in front of any crowd he can is probably the only way he can cope.
 
2021-06-10 3:02:27 PM  

quiotu: Well, except for Disney World. Who would have thought that the Megacorporation theme park would be the beacon of reason in the state?


but not so much so that they don't get a pass on DeSantis's draconian measures.
 
2021-06-10 3:02:48 PM  
South Florida has always been a haven for scammers and con artists, that's why they hosted a Bitcoin convention the other week.
 
2021-06-10 3:03:10 PM  

Pinche Mateo: Build a wall?


Mexico might actually pay for that one.
 
2021-06-10 3:04:51 PM  
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2021-06-10 3:05:00 PM  
"Someone please pay attention to me."
 
2021-06-10 3:05:20 PM  
FTA:  And Trump himself is constantly "bathed in adulation. When he enters the dining room, people stand and applaud. When he returns from golf, he's met with squeals and selfie requests. When he leaves Mar-a-Lago, he often encounters flag-waving throngs.

He deserves to be in prison or worse.
 
2021-06-10 3:06:11 PM  
Actually, this is great.  This is probably the best, least-damaging-to-the-country course for Trump to pursue in his remaining years.

Let him make the rounds on his own convention circuit re-living the past and soaking up the adulation of his hardcore fans, while growing pretty irrelevant in the broader society.  Like Star Trek conventions, only with weirder costumes and less of a grasp on reality.
 
2021-06-10 3:06:14 PM  
Hopefully the most popular Halloween 2021 costume will be a real life recreation of Trump in chains.
 
2021-06-10 3:06:20 PM  
Others, like former White House staffers who have been unable to get jobs after the Jan. 6 Capitol insurrection, "have nowhere else to go,"

Well, besides Leavenworth that is.
 
2021-06-10 3:06:53 PM  
He just wanders in, with a portable microphone he always carries, and starts blabbering.  An hour and a half later, those who have committed suicide, clap in appreciation that he's finally done.
 
2021-06-10 3:07:55 PM  
Trump is reportedly crashing memorial services, living large 'like Napoleon at Elba'

I'll gladly forgo his Waterloo if it gets us to his St. Helena.

\especially since Waterloo was closer than people make it out to be
\\though I'm sure T****'s already got the piles in anticipation of it
 
2021-06-10 3:08:54 PM  
He's crashing memorial services and upstaging the dead guy.

That's so incredibly gross.

But if you hold it at his club, you and the dead guy were probably fans, I suppose.  So don't be offended because you bought a ticket for the whole ride.
 
2021-06-10 3:09:06 PM  
Where are the Xindi when we need them?

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2021-06-10 3:09:11 PM  
"The name "Donald" fell 55 places on the Social Security Administration's 2020 list of popular baby names, coming in at a record-low 610th place, below Axton, Dariel, Marvin, and Brycen."  Yahoo throwing some shade.
 
2021-06-10 3:10:47 PM  
The bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral.
 
2021-06-10 3:11:49 PM  
A Mar-a-Lago member who recently attended a club gathering for a deceased friend was surprised when Trump sauntered in to deliver remarks and then hung around, apparently enjoying himself.

It was a gathering at Mar-a-Lago, why would you be surprised Trump showed up?
 
2021-06-10 3:11:56 PM  
And while we all laugh this baboon, he and the GOP are plotting the next insurrection and this one won't fail. Someone explain to me why he isn't in custody?
 
2021-06-10 3:12:32 PM  
I'm starting to think adults watch too much TV.
 
2021-06-10 3:14:02 PM  
Only seems fair, since south Floriduh is full of the people who inflicted him on the rest of us.
 
2021-06-10 3:15:15 PM  

Doc Daneeka: Let him make the rounds on his own convention circuit re-living the past and soaking up the adulation of his hardcore fans


That's not much different than what he did while in office.

while growing pretty irrelevant in the broader society.

If only the POTUS had been irrelevant...
 
2021-06-10 3:15:30 PM  
Doctor Strange 2: MAGAverse of Madness
 
2021-06-10 3:15:31 PM  
...the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
 
2021-06-10 3:17:26 PM  
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2021-06-10 3:17:52 PM  

palelizard: A Mar-a-Lago member who recently attended a club gathering for a deceased friend was surprised when Trump sauntered in to deliver remarks and then hung around, apparently enjoying himself.

It was a gathering at Mar-a-Lago, why would you be surprised Trump showed up?


Did he know the deceased? Kinda weird to "hang around and enjoy yourself" at memorial for someone you didn't know.

Own the place, or no -- it's weird and inappropriate.
 
2021-06-10 3:23:45 PM  
From Orlando DOWN... scrape it into the sea.
 
2021-06-10 3:24:26 PM  
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Extended Trump universe?
 
2021-06-10 3:26:12 PM  
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2021-06-10 3:27:05 PM  

GardenWeasel: Some Trump courtiers have moved to the Palm Beach area because they want to - Fox News hosts Sean Hannity and Neil Cavuto recently bought homes near Mar-a-Lago. Others, like former White House staffers who have been unable to get jobs after the Jan. 6 Capitol insurrection, "have nowhere else to go," former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg told Bloomberg. "What else are they going to do?"

Would be an unfortunate location to misfire a nuke


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2021-06-10 3:27:05 PM  
O gala ram was I ere I saw mar-a-Lago.
 
2021-06-10 3:31:21 PM  

wejash: He's crashing memorial services and upstaging the dead guy.

That's so incredibly gross.

But if you hold it at his club, you and the dead guy were probably fans, I suppose.  So don't be offended because you bought a ticket for the whole ride.


What's the saying? Bride at every wedding, corpse at every funeral. Me me me!
 
2021-06-10 3:32:05 PM  

Ishkur: The bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral.


Dammit.
 
2021-06-10 3:33:10 PM  
He would go to the opening of an envelope if a m camera was there.
 
2021-06-10 3:33:13 PM  
like Napoleon at Elba

So who's poisoning the twerp?
 
2021-06-10 3:33:30 PM  

stevenboof: "The name "Donald" fell 55 places on the Social Security Administration's 2020 list of popular baby names, coming in at a record-low 610th place, below Axton, Dariel, Marvin, and Brycen."  Yahoo throwing some shade.


Brycen?

Side effects of Brycen are common, and include headache, nausea, vomiting, death, dizziness, Vaginalejaculations, dysentery, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, varicose veins, darkened stool, darkened soul, lycanthropy, trucanthropy, arteriosclerosis, hemorrhoids, diabeetus, virginity, mild discomfort, vampirism, gender impermanence, spontaneous dental hydroplosion, sugar high, more vomiting, brown, Your Mom, and mild rash."
 
2021-06-10 3:34:29 PM  
Too bad he isn't the corpse at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral...
 
2021-06-10 3:37:42 PM  

wejash: He's crashing memorial services and upstaging the dead guy.

That's so incredibly gross.

But if you hold it at his club, you and the dead guy were probably fans, I suppose.  So don't be offended because you bought a ticket for the whole ride.


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They paid for a mar-a-lago funeral, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let Trump crash.
 
2021-06-10 3:39:52 PM  

Mrtraveler01: South Florida has always been a haven for scammers and con artists, that's why they hosted a Bitcoin convention the other week.


DeSantis: working hard to maintain the scammer and con artist vote.

Senior citizens: supporting DeSantis for his embrace of the scammer and con artist vote, without whom they can't function.
 
2021-06-10 3:47:36 PM  

johnny queso: stevenboof: "The name "Donald" fell 55 places on the Social Security Administration's 2020 list of popular baby names, coming in at a record-low 610th place, below Axton, Dariel, Marvin, and Brycen."  Yahoo throwing some shade.

Brycen?

Side effects of Brycen are common, and include headache, nausea, vomiting, death, dizziness, Vaginalejaculations, dysentery, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, varicose veins, darkened stool, darkened soul, lycanthropy, trucanthropy, arteriosclerosis, hemorrhoids, diabeetus, virginity, mild discomfort, vampirism, gender impermanence, spontaneous dental hydroplosion, sugar high, more vomiting, brown, Your Mom, and mild rash."


Still better than having trump in office.
 
2021-06-10 3:50:25 PM  

stevenboof: "The name "Donald" fell 55 places on the Social Security Administration's 2020 list of popular baby names, coming in at a record-low 610th place, below Axton, Dariel, Marvin, and Brycen."  Yahoo throwing some shade.


It would be funny though if MAGAturds are naming their kids "The Donald" or "Sir".
 
2021-06-10 3:50:37 PM  

Doc Daneeka: Actually, this is great.  This is probably the best, least-damaging-to-the-country course for Trump to pursue in his remaining years.

Let him make the rounds on his own convention circuit re-living the past and soaking up the adulation of his hardcore fans, while growing pretty irrelevant in the broader society.  Like Star Trek conventions, only with weirder costumes and less of a grasp on reality.


Unacceptable.  We are on the verge of sliding into autocracy, with a dozen or more miniTrumps running around waiting for their chance to seize the crown.  Trump getting hauled in to face justice for official misconduct will send them a very clear message.

Trump enjoying his remaining years floating in a pleasant bubble of his own manufactured reality will send them a very different, but equally clear message.

No, that farker needs to pay for what he did.  So do his enablers.  Our democracy is hanging by a thread.  I may not get heads on pikes decorating the Capitol as a stark warning like I want, but justice of some sort cannot be denied here.  Not without sacrificing our Republic.
 
2021-06-10 3:55:08 PM  
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2021-06-10 3:55:29 PM  
Napoleon escaped Elba.
 
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