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(Daily Boulder)   When you're too much of a Florida Man for even Florida   (dailyboulder.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Florida, Donald Trump, City officials, GOP governor's new gaming compact, Ivana Trump, Gov. Ron DeSantis, Eric Trump, Donald Trump, Jr.  
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2191 clicks; posted to Politics » on 10 Jun 2021 at 9:36 PM (10 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-10 7:15:53 PM  
Damn,

A political themed casino for grifters by grifters seems completely on brand. You could even file your gambling losses as political contributions.
 
2021-06-10 8:44:16 PM  
The report noted that Governor DeSantis' gaming compact prohibits the Seminole Tribe from blocking the transfer of slot machine licenses to facilities within 15 miles of its main casino in Broward County - which could let Trump acquire a license, and then transfer it to the Doral resort.

Desantis had Trump's balls out of his mouth long enough to sign this?
 
2021-06-10 9:38:49 PM  
Florida voted for him.

Twice.

I wouldn't feel sorry for them one bit if Trump open an ugly, shady casino and blocked everyone's ocean view
 
2021-06-10 9:39:18 PM  
I'm sure DeSantis will soon overrule them.
You say he can't do that?
He literally overruled both Federal and international law saying he has control over cruise ships.
Overruling a town is nothing to him.
 
2021-06-10 9:39:44 PM  
Look at the riff raff casinos bring in especially in Florida.
 
2021-06-10 9:40:03 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Damn,

A political themed casino for grifters by grifters seems completely on brand. You could even file your gambling losses as political contributions.


I will give Donny that he can develop properties. He cannot run said properties but he's really good at setting up something to be bought for a song in a few years.
 
2021-06-10 9:42:04 PM  

theflatline: Look at the riff raff casinos bring in especially in Florida.


I keep offering to take peoples' money and tell them if they won...but nobody has taken me up on that yet.

/ you COULD be the first tho. You have better odds giving me the money than you do at the casino.
 
2021-06-10 9:43:20 PM  
Maybe they saw how great Trump casinos were for Atlantic city.
 
2021-06-10 9:45:41 PM  

aleister_greynight: Maybe they saw how great Trump casinos were for Atlantic city.


They were great for the people who bought them after Donny went bust.

/ except the one that had to be exploded
 
2021-06-10 9:46:31 PM  
i'm sure the wannabe autocratic governor,full time running for president guy and trump bootlicker will somehow overturn this.
 
2021-06-10 9:52:28 PM  
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2021-06-10 9:53:34 PM  

ElecricalPast: Florida voted for him.

Twice.

I wouldn't feel sorry for them one bit if Trump open an ugly, shady casino and blocked everyone's ocean view


Not all of us, hell barely half of us.
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2021-06-10 10:00:40 PM  
I was gonna ask who would loan Trump the money for a new casino, after his multiple bankruptcies including another casino, not to mention his ongoing behavior as someone not of good character. But I think we all know who.
 
2021-06-10 10:04:27 PM  

ElecricalPast: Florida voted for him.

Twice.

I wouldn't feel sorry for them one bit if Trump open an ugly, shady casino and blocked everyone's ocean view


He's bankrupt it anyway. I don't see how that plan doesn't end in tears
 
2021-06-10 10:06:33 PM  

sammyk: ElecricalPast: Florida voted for him.

Twice.

I wouldn't feel sorry for them one bit if Trump open an ugly, shady casino and blocked everyone's ocean view

He's bankrupt it anyway. I don't see how that plan doesn't end in tears


it does end in tears, but not for the sociopath. just for everyone else.
 
2021-06-10 10:09:31 PM  
"DeSantis has dismissed those concerns as 'idiotic politics,'"

Ummmm idiotic politics is pretty much DeSantis's go to move.
 
2021-06-10 10:12:00 PM  
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2021-06-10 10:14:19 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: ElecricalPast: Florida voted for him.

Twice.

I wouldn't feel sorry for them one bit if Trump open an ugly, shady casino and blocked everyone's ocean view

Not all of us, hell barely half of us.
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I bet Trump called the Sec of State of Fla and asked for a 300,000 vote cushion
 
2021-06-10 10:41:29 PM  

nytmare: I was gonna ask who would loan Trump the money for a new casino, after his multiple bankruptcies including another casino, not to mention his ongoing behavior as someone not of good character. But I think we all know who.


Da, comrade.
 
2021-06-10 10:45:54 PM  
Trump can buy up lots of cheap land and build a gigantic "casino" for children.

Kids can spend "tokens" in "video games" to "earn" "tickets" that they can redeem for inexpensive prizes.

There's no children's entertainment options in Florida, Trump would be filling a vacuum.

I'm convinced that Disney World is by grown ass-adult men for grown ass-adult men, not families with small children in general or children in particular.
 
2021-06-10 10:47:45 PM  
"Hey Jeffy, what did you win at Trump's Slumpy Sleezes?!"

"A pretend rose in a glass tube!"
 
2021-06-10 11:03:39 PM  
And this will get preempted by Governor De-Fascist.
 
2021-06-10 11:06:00 PM  
In other words, Trump is trying to get back into money laundering.
 
2021-06-10 11:08:34 PM  
He wasn't supposed to live in Mar-a-lago, and they allowed a loophole for it. He wasn't supposed to have fundraisers. They ended up letting that happen too.  And that's in addition to the thousand other blatantly illegal things he's done before and during the presidency and never paid a price for.

If he wanted to start having cockfighting on the front lawn, there's not a damn thing that would happen to him. He's Teflon, and no one will do a farking thing even if he declared the right of Prima Nocta in Palm Beach.  Talking heads will debate if either is possible, and he'll keep taking bets and farking young brides and no one will do fark all.
 
2021-06-10 11:11:34 PM  
He can't even have a casino in his Las Vegas hotel property. Nevada gaming commission said nope to him I believe.
 
2021-06-11 8:58:39 AM  
TFA calls the town, inexplicably, "El Doral".

It is, in fact, simply called "Doral".

Not sure where they got the "El" from.
 
2021-06-11 9:08:12 AM  

ElecricalPast: Florida voted for him.

Twice.

I wouldn't feel sorry for them one bit if Trump open an ugly, shady casino and blocked everyone's ocean view


DeSantis and Trump are scheming to open a casino right next to a Seminole native American casino.
Market analysis shows that casinos need large, high population levels for profitability.  This will likely bankrupt both businesses like Trump's spectacular multi-million dollar bankruptcies from his Atlantic City casinos, airline, and other businesses.
So DeSantis is actually giving Donald enough rope here to hang himself, even if neither of them know this.
 
2021-06-11 10:08:20 AM  

Mugato: The report noted that Governor DeSantis' gaming compact prohibits the Seminole Tribe from blocking the transfer of slot machine licenses to facilities within 15 miles of its main casino in Broward County - which could let Trump acquire a license, and then transfer it to the Doral resort.

Desantis had Trump's balls out of his mouth long enough to sign this?



He must have been cupping with his left hand so his right hand was free for signing things.
 
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