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(Huffington Post)   I mean duh, what tourist *doesn't* bring mace and a boot knife to murder Congr-- er, tour a major historical attraction?   (huffpost.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
A lot of these bozos will get next to nothing but I really hope they throw the book at the assholes who were hurting the cops.
 
5 days ago  
Surely he just heard the mosh pit was going to be full of grizzly bears and wanted to be prepared.
 
5 days ago  
Hit him with DC weapons charges too.
 
5 days ago  
Just good to see these keep rolling in. Would still like to see it roll up hill a little.
 
5 days ago  
At some time in the near future, these idiots will use their arrests as a badge of honor.
 
5 days ago  
Yeah, but also on Huffpost:

Mike Pence Saved The Republic On Jan. 6 - And No One Is Talking About It, Not Even Him
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-p​e​nce-trump-jan-6-hero_n_60c0eb74e4b059c​73bd4eef5
 
5 days ago  
My Billy has a game in the valley this weekend so I'm hoping Joan and I will get a little time to have a look around town, do some shopping, maybe take in a winery tour. Just getting the last few items together for the trip...

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5 days ago  
It's pathetic to see the Republicans fall over themselves to excuse this behavior. If these people had been Hillary supporters doing the exact same thing, Stupidfux Nooz would still be talking about executing each and every one of them as traitors.
 
5 days ago  

Mikey1969: Yeah, but also on Huffpost:

Mike Pence Saved The Republic On Jan. 6 - And No One Is Talking About It, Not Even Him
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-pe​nce-trump-jan-6-hero_n_60c0eb74e4b059c​73bd4eef5


I mean technically he did by not going along with Trump's batshiat crazy order.
 
5 days ago  
Have you even seen people in congress?  Dude packed light for the trip.

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5 days ago  

ElPrimitivo: My Billy has a game in the valley this weekend so I'm hoping Joan and I will get a little time to have a look around town, do some shopping, maybe take in a winery tour. Just getting the last few items together for the trip...

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You're masking up, so all good.
 
5 days ago  

Mrtraveler01: Mikey1969: Yeah, but also on Huffpost:

Mike Pence Saved The Republic On Jan. 6 - And No One Is Talking About It, Not Even Him
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-pe​nce-trump-jan-6-hero_n_60c0eb74e4b059c​73bd4eef5

I mean technically he did by not going along with Trump's batshiat crazy order.


And that's exactly what that article is referencing, but they're making him sound like a hero. Fark that shiat. He merely did what the law dictated that he do, he didn't make some heroic stand against injustice...
 
5 days ago  

Mikey1969: Yeah, but also on Huffpost:

Mike Pence Saved The Republic On Jan. 6 - And No One Is Talking About It, Not Even Him
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-pe​nce-trump-jan-6-hero_n_60c0eb74e4b059c​73bd4eef5


FFS
 
5 days ago  
apparently he was lawyered up enough to tell the feds he "didn't recall" his felonious assault so at least he won't get martha stewarted on top of the other charges
 
5 days ago  

FatherChaos: It's pathetic to see the Republicans fall over themselves to excuse this behavior. If these people had been Hillary supporters doing the exact same thing, Stupidfux Nooz would still be talking about executing each and every one of them as traitors.


Imagine BLM.
 
5 days ago  

FatherChaos: It's pathetic to see the Republicans fall over themselves to excuse this behavior. If these people had been Hillary supporters doing the exact same thing, Stupidfux Nooz would still be talking about executing each and every one of them as traitors.


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5 days ago  
The complaint said that while Creek admitted "the videos looked like him," he said he "did not remember assaulting any officer."

Drugs, alcohol or just a lying piece of shiat?
 
5 days ago  

Mikey1969: Mrtraveler01: Mikey1969: Yeah, but also on Huffpost:

Mike Pence Saved The Republic On Jan. 6 - And No One Is Talking About It, Not Even Him
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-pe​nce-trump-jan-6-hero_n_60c0eb74e4b059c​73bd4eef5

I mean technically he did by not going along with Trump's batshiat crazy order.

And that's exactly what that article is referencing, but they're making him sound like a hero. Fark that shiat. He merely did what the law dictated that he do, he didn't make some heroic stand against injustice...


And how is any of this relevant?
 
5 days ago  

Mikey1969: Mrtraveler01: Mikey1969: Yeah, but also on Huffpost:

Mike Pence Saved The Republic On Jan. 6 - And No One Is Talking About It, Not Even Him
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-pe​nce-trump-jan-6-hero_n_60c0eb74e4b059c​73bd4eef5

I mean technically he did by not going along with Trump's batshiat crazy order.

And that's exactly what that article is referencing, but they're making him sound like a hero. Fark that shiat. He merely did what the law dictated that he do, he didn't make some heroic stand against injustice...


You're not wrong.
 
5 days ago  
So is a "boot knife" just a regular knife hidden in his boot, or one of those things where you click your heels together and a knife pops out of the toe, like Irma Bundt had in On Her Majesty's Secret Service?
 
5 days ago  

whidbey: The complaint said that while Creek admitted "the videos looked like him," he said he "did not remember assaulting any officer."

Drugs, alcohol or just a lying piece of shiat?


All three?
 
5 days ago  

whidbey: The complaint said that while Creek admitted "the videos looked like him," he said he "did not remember assaulting any officer."

Drugs, alcohol or just a lying piece of shiat?


Yes?
 
5 days ago  

ElPrimitivo: My Billy has a game in the valley this weekend so I'm hoping Joan and I will get a little time to have a look around town, do some shopping, maybe take in a winery tour. Just getting the last few items together for the trip...

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You know that mask isn't fooling anyone, right?

We know you're not a skeleton.
 
5 days ago  

Markus5: whidbey: The complaint said that while Creek admitted "the videos looked like him," he said he "did not remember assaulting any officer."

Drugs, alcohol or just a lying piece of shiat?

All three?


fortheloveof: whidbey: The complaint said that while Creek admitted "the videos looked like him," he said he "did not remember assaulting any officer."

Drugs, alcohol or just a lying piece of shiat?

Yes?


Guess I did nazi that coming.
 
5 days ago  
Please note in addition to the 465 arrested so far the feds hace another 300 or so they have stated they plan to arrest. That drop in the bucket is starting to look more like a trickle.
 
5 days ago  
I'd love to see the faces of these idiots when they get arrested after months of thinking they got away with it.

I'd sit for hours and watch compilations on youtube.
 
5 days ago  

ElPrimitivo: My Billy has a game in the valley this weekend so I'm hoping Joan and I will get a little time to have a look around town, do some shopping, maybe take in a winery tour. Just getting the last few items together for the trip...

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Do you really need three sets of gloves?
 
5 days ago  

fortheloveof: Please note in addition to the 465 arrested so far the feds hace another 300 or so they have stated they plan to arrest. That drop in the bucket is starting to look more like a trickle.


So are you in a sense saying that somethin' gonna happen?
 
5 days ago  

PirateKing: ElPrimitivo: My Billy has a game in the valley this weekend so I'm hoping Joan and I will get a little time to have a look around town, do some shopping, maybe take in a winery tour. Just getting the last few items together for the trip...

[i.pinimg.com image 850x676]

You know that mask isn't fooling anyone, right?

We know you're not a skeleton.


I am, but only on the inside
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5 days ago  

ElPrimitivo: My Billy has a game in the valley this weekend so I'm hoping Joan and I will get a little time to have a look around town, do some shopping, maybe take in a winery tour. Just getting the last few items together for the trip...

[i.pinimg.com image 850x676]


Is that a puka shell necklace?
 
5 days ago  

whidbey: fortheloveof: Please note in addition to the 465 arrested so far the feds hace another 300 or so they have stated they plan to arrest. That drop in the bucket is starting to look more like a trickle.

So are you in a sense saying that somethin' gonna happen?


Well I would prefer a top down approach but there is a certain allure to a scorched earth methodology.

It's much harder to get an army of idiots if your last army of idiots all ended up in jail and with records with nothing else to show for their trouble.

It's more than nothing, if not much more yet.
 
5 days ago  
Mace and a poop knife...

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5 days ago  

ElPrimitivo: My Billy has a game in the valley this weekend so I'm hoping Joan and I will get a little time to have a look around town, do some shopping, maybe take in a winery tour. Just getting the last few items together for the trip...

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On first glance this looked like a model ambulance with a spare hanging off it.

NO! No one saw you playing with your war cars!!!

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5 days ago  

whidbey: The complaint said that while Creek admitted "the videos looked like him," he said he "did not remember assaulting any officer."

Drugs, alcohol or just a lying piece of shiat?


Why not all three? If I had to pick one it is #3. It always is and they always do.
 
5 days ago  
He may be up the creek on this one ..
 
5 days ago  

Brainsick: PirateKing: ElPrimitivo: My Billy has a game in the valley this weekend so I'm hoping Joan and I will get a little time to have a look around town, do some shopping, maybe take in a winery tour. Just getting the last few items together for the trip...

[i.pinimg.com image 850x676]

You know that mask isn't fooling anyone, right?

We know you're not a skeleton.

I am, but only on the inside
[wallpaperaccess.com image 850x850]


BOOOOO
 
5 days ago  
Probably doesn't go to the mall without a handi-rifle either.
 
5 days ago  
Remember, they were just tourists. Armed, violent tourists.
 
5 days ago  
He did not remember assaulting any officer.

Those are lawyeese weasel words

1. Did he assault anyone?
2. Does he consider the people he assaulted members of law enforcement?

Since he is ex-military he probably is defining an "officer" as someone who is a commissioned officer in US Armed forces so what he is saying is TECHNICALLY true
 
5 days ago  

red5ish: FatherChaos: It's pathetic to see the Republicans fall over themselves to excuse this behavior. If these people had been Hillary supporters doing the exact same thing, Stupidfux Nooz would still be talking about executing each and every one of them as traitors.

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🎵Running around🎵
🎵Huntin' Democrats🎵
🎵All wacked on alternative facts🎵
 
4 days ago  

aleister_greynight: Mikey1969: Mrtraveler01: Mikey1969: Yeah, but also on Huffpost:

Mike Pence Saved The Republic On Jan. 6 - And No One Is Talking About It, Not Even Him
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-pe​nce-trump-jan-6-hero_n_60c0eb74e4b059c​73bd4eef5

I mean technically he did by not going along with Trump's batshiat crazy order.

And that's exactly what that article is referencing, but they're making him sound like a hero. Fark that shiat. He merely did what the law dictated that he do, he didn't make some heroic stand against injustice...

And how is any of this relevant?


It's not to you obviously, so butt out.
 
4 days ago  

fortheloveof: Please note in addition to the 465 arrested so far the feds hace another 300 or so they have stated they plan to arrest. That drop in the bucket is starting to look more like a trickle.


465 is low. Not sure why everyone keeps using outdated info on something that is this dynamic of a situation. It's 516, which is up one from either yesterday or the day before.

https://www.insider.com/all-the-us-ca​p​itol-pro-trump-riot-arrests-charges-na​mes-2021-1
 
4 days ago  
Fun fact:. When you go to Hawaii you are met by a beautiful lady who puts a lei around your neck.  She then chokes you with it.  If you're lucky, you'll wake up in the truck with your arms bound with said lei.
If you're not lucky you'll wake up in your hotel room.  The honor bar has been ransacked and you're on the hook for twenty three bottles of Hot Shot at $22 per bottle.

You can report it to the cops but they'll tell you they can't make a case out of twenty three bottles
 
4 days ago  
I think what disappoints me the most about the Jan 6 riot is that those stupid choads couldn't organize a 'People's Congress' or similar circus to try and install their guy as President. All they could do was wander around like a bunch of idiot tourists.
 
4 days ago  

Mikey1969: fortheloveof: Please note in addition to the 465 arrested so far the feds hace another 300 or so they have stated they plan to arrest. That drop in the bucket is starting to look more like a trickle.

465 is low. Not sure why everyone keeps using outdated info on something that is this dynamic of a situation. It's 516, which is up one from either yesterday or the day before.

https://www.insider.com/all-the-us-cap​itol-pro-trump-riot-arrests-charges-na​mes-2021-1


Literally pulled the numbers from the article. I am willing to accept more have be found since then.
 
4 days ago  

PirateKing: ElPrimitivo: My Billy has a game in the valley this weekend so I'm hoping Joan and I will get a little time to have a look around town, do some shopping, maybe take in a winery tour. Just getting the last few items together for the trip...

[i.pinimg.com image 850x676]

You know that mask isn't fooling anyone, right?

We know you're not a skeleton.


It might be the booze but this one actually made me laugh out loud. Kudos.
 
4 days ago  

SMB2811: Brainsick: PirateKing: ElPrimitivo: My Billy has a game in the valley this weekend so I'm hoping Joan and I will get a little time to have a look around town, do some shopping, maybe take in a winery tour. Just getting the last few items together for the trip...

[i.pinimg.com image 850x676]

You know that mask isn't fooling anyone, right?

We know you're not a skeleton.

I am, but only on the inside
[wallpaperaccess.com image 850x850]

BOOOOO


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4 days ago  
"Assault an officer" was just one of many rides and attractions for this tour. "Build a gallows" was by far the most wholesome.
 
4 days ago  

fortheloveof: Mikey1969: fortheloveof: Please note in addition to the 465 arrested so far the feds hace another 300 or so they have stated they plan to arrest. That drop in the bucket is starting to look more like a trickle.

465 is low. Not sure why everyone keeps using outdated info on something that is this dynamic of a situation. It's 516, which is up one from either yesterday or the day before.

https://www.insider.com/all-the-us-cap​itol-pro-trump-riot-arrests-charges-na​mes-2021-1

Literally pulled the numbers from the article. I am willing to accept more have be found since then.


Sorry, by "everyone", I meant the people paid to do actual research on their stories, not regular everyday farkers. Because where do we get our numbers from? News stories.
 
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