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2104 clicks; posted to Politics » on 10 Jun 2021 at 4:00 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
"They don't have our back after we had theirs"

They never had your back, dude.

You were going to be useful to them as a dead corpse to build the new system on, a brave martyr who's life was wasted by the ineptitude of liberals and leftists to usher in the new order.

How's it feel to realize you were supposed to be the token reichstag staff?
 
6 days ago  
Zombies had more brains.
 
6 days ago  
Zombies have better personal hygiene.
 
6 days ago  
Should have brought in this guy to deal with them:
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6 days ago  
Zombies know what they want, and they know how to get it.
 
6 days ago  
Generally not a good idea to piss off the people who are supposed to protect you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As​sassin​ation_of_Indira_Gandhi
 
6 days ago  
Zombie have better fashion sense.
 
6 days ago  
World War Q.
 
6 days ago  
 
6 days ago  
The top 8 comments, damn, people, this is why I come to Fark. 

This thread could be legen - wait for it - dary!
 
6 days ago  
Top 9 comments, damn was about to post that Key & Peele, well done.
 
6 days ago  
I don't think the "brainless undead" connection is far off. Watch the videos. They're a bunch of very angry mouth breathers, mindlessly following a big Circus Peanut.
 
6 days ago  
Zombies actually want brains.
 
6 days ago  
obligatory:

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6 days ago  
Right wing zombies? Sounds pretty unlikely.

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6 days ago  
Ever travel more than 30 miles from a major metro area in blowhio? You won't be able to tell the meth zombies from tv zombies.
 
6 days ago  
It turns out the boogaloo boys were the zombies.
 
6 days ago  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: The top 8 comments, damn, people, this is why I come to Fark. 

This thread could be legen - wait for it - dary!


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6 days ago  
Angela Merkel, Boris Johnson, and Joe Biden are called before God.

Angela Merkel asks God, "God, when will Germany's problems be solved?"

God says, "In five years."

Merkel begins to cry. "I'll be out of office then, I won't get any credit!"

Boris Johnson asks God, "God, when will Britain's problems be solved?"

God says, "In ten years."

Johnson begins to cry. "I'll be out of office then, I won't get any credit!"

Biden asks God, "God, when will America's problems be solved?"

God begins to cry.
 
6 days ago  

nicholas m schumacher: obligatory:

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If you feel a burning sensation, it's probably the seething hatred I'm directing at your post right now.
 
6 days ago  

hissatsu: nicholas m schumacher: obligatory:

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If you feel a burning sensation, it's probably the seething hatred I'm directing at your post right now.


That's hilarious, because I was like "come on come on, I gotta get this posted before somebody else does!"

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6 days ago  
And to have to see these people every day, and they don't have our back, something as simple as just trying to find out what happened

Some of them do. I suggest you and your fellow blues figure out which ones and stop supporting the others. It's very clean cut at this point.
 
6 days ago  
Yeah, ask veterans about how well your leaders "have your back"
 
6 days ago  
Apropos of nothing to brighten up an otherwise depressing thread.

"Fashion Zombies!" - The Aquabats! Music Video
Youtube 9tU_uEZ2KrY
 
6 days ago  

PirateKing: Apropos of nothing to brighten up an otherwise depressing thread.

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hey did you hear it's pizza day tommorow?
 
6 days ago  
Zombies have a better understanding of social sciences.
 
6 days ago  
Zombies get laid more.
 
6 days ago  
Oddly enough I've been playing Zombie Army 4 as of late which features Nazi zombies. Say what you will about their repulsiveness, they were sharp dressers. The designer Hugo Boss really make the undead classy
 
6 days ago  
Cranberries Zombie ( lyrics )
Youtube Uv5wF-E9D8Y
 
6 days ago  
Double-tap may have saved you some grief and pain.
 
6 days ago  

nicholas m schumacher: obligatory:

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I really like the reflection on the interior door glass showing the security guard ambling in the opposite direction, potentially scratching his ass--exactly the reaction these zombies deserve.

/well, I suppose it's the reaction they would deserve if their actions were not so damaging
 
6 days ago  

WilderKWight: Zombie have better fashion sense.


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Apparently so.
 
6 days ago  
They didn't do "The Dance"
So they aren't zombies 😁

Not groovy ghoulies either
 
6 days ago  

hardinparamedic: PirateKing: Apropos of nothing to brighten up an otherwise depressing thread.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/9tU_uEZ2​KrY]

hey did you hear it's pizza day tommorow?



it always came with salad and a side of cold green beans.
 
6 days ago  
Two hours and not a single Nazi Zombie picture?
Fark, I'm disappointed.
 
6 days ago  
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