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(Tampa Bay Times)   Florida Man uses podcast to interview guy who ate his own foot. Asks, "what was that like?"   (tampabay.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Tasted like chicken.
 
5 days ago  

QuesoDelicioso: Tasted like chicken.


Or any other sole food, really.
 
5 days ago  
Seems like the sort of thing you'd want to braise.
 
5 days ago  
Needed more salt.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Seems like it would be a bit defeating.
 
5 days ago  
Agony
 
5 days ago  
He sounds like a Survivor Type
 
5 days ago  
You'd think that a foot would be a little tough...waaay too many bones.
 
5 days ago  
With a side order of toejam I hope....
 
5 days ago  

iheartscotch: You'd think that a foot would be a little tough...waaay too many bones.


I really don't know anything about meats (really! It's actually embarrassing to me...), so would a human foot fall into the category of "dark meat", so it'd be more stringy than ut would be tear-away like white meat chicken?
Oh - except for the butt (it'd be a standard rump-roast, right? Or muuuuch more fatty?), wouldn't most human meat be closer to "dark meat" ?
 
5 days ago  
Ban all guns, melt them all down, and build a monument to Hilary Clinton out of the metal.

https://www.change.org/meltgunsforhil​a​ry

/because stigginit
 
5 days ago  

EnzoTheCoder: QuesoDelicioso: Tasted like chicken.

Or any other sole food, really.


Nailed it.
 
5 days ago  
I want to hear the story about earthquake survivors, trapped beneath rubble.

Or miners from cave-ins.

Or people whose cars fell off bridges.

I hope I'm never in those situations but if I am they can probably tell me how they survived.

Other than good fortune.
 
5 days ago  
Blue Oyster Cult: She's as Beautiful as a Foot
Youtube FpCB-0d42-g
 
5 days ago  
Chionti and flava means on the side please.
 
5 days ago  
I bet foot tastes like ass.
 
5 days ago  
"Pretty tasty. Turns out my toes were full of jam."
 
5 days ago  
Dan : You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world! Dan : I'd eaten everything else! I ate the seat cushions like they told us to in training!
 
5 days ago  

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First thing I thought of too.  Just watched Airplane! last night.
 
5 days ago  
it was a shoo-in for worst meal ever.
 
5 days ago  

hugram: [Fark user image image 706x594]


Surely someone had to post that.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Everybody thinks they can do Art Bell's job these days.
 
5 days ago  
You ever eaten those pork steaks at a golden corral?
 
5 days ago  

ImpendingCynic: hugram: [Fark user image image 706x594]

Surely someone had to post that.


It looks like the guy picked the wrong week to quit sniffing his foot.
 
5 days ago  
What? Nobody here has ever had sole food?
 
5 days ago  
I gotta be honest... if I came across someone who actually ate a part of their own body I'd interview them while waiting for the cops to show up. On a side note, here are my feet after overtraining recently. How the hell are they appetizing.
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5 days ago  

stevenvictx: You ever eaten those pork steaks at a golden corral?


I had a hard time doing that, especially since I was dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the buffet for 48 minutes.
 
5 days ago  
Tough acting antifungal Tinactin was the wrong choice of seasoning... should have stuck with thyme
 
5 days ago  
feet are gross
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Disturbingly, right out of the oven, it smelled like feet.  I was a bit put off.
 
5 days ago  
Too many small bones.

/ A comment on some of the illustrations above:  FARKING HELL!
 
5 days ago  

VOCSL5: I really don't know anything about meats (really! It's actually embarrassing to me...), so would a human foot fall into the category of "dark meat", so it'd be more stringy than ut would be tear-away like white meat chicken?
Oh - except for the butt (it'd be a standard rump-roast, right? Or muuuuch more fatty?), wouldn't most human meat be closer to "dark meat" ?


I've always heard human meat described as similar to pork, so a red meat but light enough for a "the other white meat" ad campaign to be justified.  If you've ever had a hog knuckle/pig's feet I'd assume it'd be like that.  Feel free to give them a try, they're available on Amazon.  If you don't like the pickled option you can make a Schweinshaxe, but it'll take some doing to find a butcher that can get you some hog knuckles.  They're technically ankles, btw.  A pig foot proper is nigh inedible (like that pointy bit of the chicken wing), a pig knuckle is the ankle, pig shank is the knee/leg and a hock is the hip.
 
5 days ago  
Probably also had a side of corns and bunions.
 
5 days ago  

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Jaysus son.
 
5 days ago  
I always click on the Florida stories to see how many degrees of separation I am from the participants. My current record is 3 (me -> kid -> friend -> Florida Man). I don't think I'm going to count this one though. The podcaster (a neighbor) isn't Florida Man in this story, and the foot eater seems to have done it thoughtfully and soberly (and isn't identified as being from or living in Florida).

Was a little worried the record was going to drop to 1. There's only one way to beat that.
 
5 days ago  

Por que tan serioso: I bet foot tastes like ass.


Not really. Rump roast, as we call it, has a much higher percentage of fat and therefore has a much higher flavor profile.

Foot has too many tendons to really be very delicious, but some of the toe meat isn't too bad as long as it's properly marinated and slow roasted.
 
5 days ago  

Wonko Fortytwo: Chionti and flava means on the side please.


Ok. I'm intrigued. Was that an attempted reference to Silence of the Lambs and, if so, how many 40s have you been drinking? Have I missed some exciting new meme?
 
4 days ago  
Well, he's not going to take the guy to lunch.

Wait for iiiiiiiiit...

That wild cost an arm and a leg.
 
4 days ago  

MikeBoomshadow: Well, he's not going to take the guy to lunch.

Wait for iiiiiiiiit...

That wild cost an arm and a leg.


*would cost arm and a leg

FTFM
 
4 days ago  
If he needs a new job, I heard they were hiring down at IHOP.
 
4 days ago  
Too corny
 
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