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(Yahoo)   When a husband tells his wife he wants a divorce what reaction should he prepare for? Crying? Begging him to stay? Setting him on fire?   (yahoo.com) divider line
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1917 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jun 2021 at 3:20 PM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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5 days ago  
If he thinks that hurts, just wait until he's on the hook for spousal support because she can't find a job after this.
 
5 days ago  
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That's the most, "My Crazy Wife Set Me On Fire" - look I've ever seen.
 
5 days ago  
Yes.
 
5 days ago  
Isn't this just a Spike TV remake of a Lifetime channel movie?
 
5 days ago  
Wax - California
Youtube M_RELjHhD2s
 
5 days ago  
Chicken wings are serious business for some people.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Well it is fire season I guess.
 
5 days ago  
He did agree to "till death".
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
"Hours after a woman believed her husband had poisoned her chicken wings, she set him on fire while he slept, according to Wisconsin police."

So Mrs. Einstein didnt conclude that by still being alive hours after the meal she probably was not poisoned?
 
5 days ago  
She will still probably get the kids, if they have any.
 
5 days ago  
The wife will be bailed out by her close friend, whom she has known since grade school.

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5 days ago  
"Hours after a woman believed her husband had poisoned her chicken wings, she set him on fire while he slept, according to Wisconsin police."

I once worked with a guy who had a batshiat wife. She put ipecac in his kool-aid and he threw up violently at lunch. He found a new tv/vcr combo in his attic. The wife confessed that she bought it and hid it up in the attic. She would bring it down daily after he went to work and would watch her shows, because she believed he put a tracking device in the other television that monitored her viewing habits. Before he got home, she'd put it back in the attic.

I wonder if she ever set him on fire.

/Yeah, it's a csb.
 
5 days ago  
OTOH, this will be absolutely terrific evidence in favor of full custody for him.
 
5 days ago  
This guy better start saving up his pennies so he can pay off the wife and kids child support...

in pennies.
 
5 days ago  
That's one way to prove he had the right idea.
 
5 days ago  
Dead Milkmen - If you love someone, set them on fire
Youtube Zlyvcti3kQU
 
5 days ago  
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"Hehe. Let's do the wife."
 
5 days ago  
Poisoned wings? Someone give that man a tox screen.
 
5 days ago  

jso2897: Yes.


Ding ding ding!

It took three posts to finish the thread, guys.

/The hot linked picture of the husband was valuable, though.
 
5 days ago  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: OTOH, this will be absolutely terrific evidence in favor of full custody for him.

"Your Honor," pointing to himself, "I'd like to present Exhibit A."
 
5 days ago  
This reminds me of a tv movie with the charlie's angels chick.
 
5 days ago  
Don't ever get married.

Problem solved.
 
5 days ago  

UberDave: [Fark user image 426x213]

That's the most, "My Crazy Wife Set Me On Fire" - look I've ever seen.



yeah the story of how i got here, that's all on me, i hooked it up with a crazy, and got predictable results.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
If you build a man a fire you keep him warm for day. If you set a man on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
 
5 days ago  

dothemath: "Hours after a woman believed her husband had poisoned her chicken wings, she set him on fire while he slept, according to Wisconsin police."

So Mrs. Einstein didnt conclude that by still being alive hours after the meal she probably was not poisoned?


If you have never been married to someone that is bi-polar you will never understand.

My Ex has an IQ of 148 but she believes the meds make her sick even though she got the meds after she was diagnosed.

Her reality isn't close to what really is going on. The paranoia creates an enemy out of the closest people to them with the belief that they have actually memories of things that never really happened. When it was over with that wife I never communicated with her again. She is vengefully hateful and wanting to punish. I know being set on fire isn't out of the question.
 
5 days ago  
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i can't see any other response myself.
 
5 days ago  
Pretty sure if I ever divorced my wife I would need to do it from a secure location.
 
5 days ago  
"ohthankgodIthoughtyou'dneverask"
 
5 days ago  

sinner4ever: dothemath: "Hours after a woman believed her husband had poisoned her chicken wings, she set him on fire while he slept, according to Wisconsin police."

So Mrs. Einstein didnt conclude that by still being alive hours after the meal she probably was not poisoned?

If you have never been married to someone that is bi-polar you will never understand.

My Ex has an IQ of 148 but she believes the meds make her sick even though she got the meds after she was diagnosed.

Her reality isn't close to what really is going on. The paranoia creates an enemy out of the closest people to them with the belief that they have actually memories of things that never really happened. When it was over with that wife I never communicated with her again. She is vengefully hateful and wanting to punish. I know being set on fire isn't out of the question.


Well, I guess the lesson here is always poison your wife.
 
5 days ago  
Tuhonsty has anger issues.
 
5 days ago  
Phil Hartman would like a word, Subby.
 
5 days ago  

AmbassadorBooze: Don't ever get married.

Problem solved.


Let the congregation say, "AMEN!!!"
 
5 days ago  
Farrah Faucett did it better.
 
5 days ago  
It's a thin line between love and hate.
 
5 days ago  
Forget it, Jake: It's Chinatown Wisconsin.
 
5 days ago  

sinner4ever: dothemath: "Hours after a woman believed her husband had poisoned her chicken wings, she set him on fire while he slept, according to Wisconsin police."

So Mrs. Einstein didnt conclude that by still being alive hours after the meal she probably was not poisoned?

If you have never been married to someone that is bi-polar you will never understand.

My Ex has an IQ of 148 but she believes the meds make her sick even though she got the meds after she was diagnosed.

Her reality isn't close to what really is going on. The paranoia creates an enemy out of the closest people to them with the belief that they have actually memories of things that never really happened. When it was over with that wife I never communicated with her again. She is vengefully hateful and wanting to punish. I know being set on fire isn't out of the question.


I raised two daughters that became bipolar in their teens.  I understand.  One of them tried to kill me.
 
5 days ago  
The best way to tell your spouse that you want a divorce is by having her served with the court papers.
 
5 days ago  
Husband- Darling, I feel the passion has gone out of our marriage. My heart is no longer on fire for you.

Wife- Oh really, I know how to fix that!
 
TWX
5 days ago  
Dana?
 
4 days ago  

UberDave: [Fark user image 426x213] That's the most, "My Crazy Wife Set Me On Fire" - look I've ever seen.


It should be a caption contest but I'd feel bad about it.
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And all I ever wanted was a Pepsi
 
4 days ago  
Was her name Khotun Khan?

Khotun Khan's Response to Lord Harunobu Adachi's Challenge
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4 days ago  
cheer up mate she could have cut off your D instead.
 
4 days ago  

AmbassadorBooze: Don't ever get married.

Problem solved.



Great, now you tell me.
 
4 days ago  

RoyFokker'sGhost: [Fark user image 828x581]


Have you ever even listened to male country music? It goes, "my wife left me for my best friend, my children are sick, my dog died, and my tractor ain't lookin' too good. The house is being repossessed, the barn is on fire, now my sit-u-a-tion is looking quite dire... my meth lab exploded and took out my brother, it's just fortunate sir that I have another."
 
4 days ago  
If I was named Tuhonsty I'd be mad at the world too.
 
4 days ago  

lizaardvark: RoyFokker'sGhost: [Fark user image 828x581]

Have you ever even listened to male country music? It goes, "my wife left me for my best friend, my children are sick, my dog died, and my tractor ain't lookin' too good. The house is being repossessed, the barn is on fire, now my sit-u-a-tion is looking quite dire... my meth lab exploded and took out my brother, it's just fortunate sir that I have another."


But you didn't mention mama, trains, or bein drunk when you got out of prison.

///should have set my X on fire.  But I have outlived him, so i got that goin for me.
 
4 days ago  

jackandwater: lizaardvark: RoyFokker'sGhost: [Fark user image 828x581]

Have you ever even listened to male country music? It goes, "my wife left me for my best friend, my children are sick, my dog died, and my tractor ain't lookin' too good. The house is being repossessed, the barn is on fire, now my sit-u-a-tion is looking quite dire... my meth lab exploded and took out my brother, it's just fortunate sir that I have another."

But you didn't mention mama, trains, or bein drunk when you got out of prison.

///should have set my X on fire.  But I have outlived him, so i got that goin for me.


'If you wait by the river long enough , the bodies of your enemies will float by.'

-sun tzu

/not sure this applies to war though
 
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