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(CNBC)   Rare Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos merchandise selling for huge amounts online. For example, her hairbrush just sold for nothing you know she didn't own one   (cnbc.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Fraud, Wire fraud, Multi-level marketing, former Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes, Pyramid scheme, young woman, Federal Trade Commission, listings of Holmes  
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2744 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jun 2021 at 4:22 PM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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5 days ago  
What about her Infinity Gauntlet?
 
4 days ago  
I say she was framed, and they should just let her go!

Free Elizabeth Holmes!

Now who's with me?!?
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
She's cute. Why did she resort to fraud to make millions?  Why couldn't she have done it the old fashioned way and got an OnlyFans page?  Hell, she speaks in two completely separate voices. Could do some odd split personality self on self pr0n. Rule 34 and all.
 
4 days ago  
Crazy, but boinkable.
 
4 days ago  
They did this shiat with ENRON.

My YMCA used to be right across the street from their tower.
 
4 days ago  

Cubs300: She's cute. Why did she resort to fraud to make millions?


read any of the books about her scam. she's a complete farking psycho
 
4 days ago  

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Those shirts would look great with my Enron pajama pants.
 
4 days ago  
...despite a battered image and an upcoming 13-week-long trial...

How... do they know how long the trial will be? 🤨
 
4 days ago  

Cubs300: She's cute. Why did she resort to fraud to make millions?  Why couldn't she have done it the old fashioned way and got an OnlyFans page?  Hell, she speaks in two completely separate voices. Could do some odd split personality self on self pr0n. Rule 34 and all.


Sees where your going.

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4 days ago  

ElwoodCuse: Cubs300: She's cute. Why did she resort to fraud to make millions?

read any of the books about her scam. she's a complete farking psycho


Like that has stopped most of the human male species, ever. I'd hit it, her split personality who we will name Lizbeth, and die smiling, TYVM.
 
4 days ago  

dothemath: They did this shiat with ENRON.

My YMCA used to be right across the street from their tower.


At least Enron had a product, somewhere in there, buried behind the accounting department.
 
4 days ago  

Evil Mackerel: Cubs300: She's cute. Why did she resort to fraud to make millions?  Why couldn't she have done it the old fashioned way and got an OnlyFans page?  Hell, she speaks in two completely separate voices. Could do some odd split personality self on self pr0n. Rule 34 and all.

Sees where your going.

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I had such a crush on her.  *sigh*
 
4 days ago  
Holmes, who is pregnant and due next month

Somebody ignored rule 1 about dicks and crazy. . .
 
4 days ago  
Did that crooked piece of shiate ever get thrown in prison?
 
4 days ago  

fatassbastard: ...despite a battered image and an upcoming 13-week-long trial...

How... do they know how long the trial will be? 🤨


They read the docket?
 
4 days ago  
I hear that if you drink from the coffee mug, it cures cancer.
 
4 days ago  
Something something celebrity culture...
 
4 days ago  
"What's billed as an authentic Theranos lab coat is listed for $17,000 "

Lol "selling for" != "sold for"
 
4 days ago  
"It doesn't surprise me, Elizabeth Holmes was a very inspiring person," says Mark Macias, founder of Macias PR. "She was the youngest female billionaire, self-made entrepreneur and even though we found out it was allegedly fraud -- she sold something that was revolutionary."

I think they're misusing the word "revolutionary".....

ElwoodCuse: Cubs300: She's cute. Why did she resort to fraud to make millions?

read any of the books about her scam. she's a complete farking psycho


Yep, she and her boyfriend/mentor/partner treated staff like shiat. The John Carreyrou book is great. George Schultz was on the board, and his own grandson worked in the lab and warned him it was all a scam and he refused to believe his own grandson and he carried on plugging the company.

One person who surprisingly came out well is Rupert Murdoch. He'd invested millions into the company but when his WSJ reporters started asking awkward questions she called Rupert and asked him to order his journalists to back off. He told her he didn't interfere with his journalists and let them carry on, even though he had some of his own money at stake.
 
4 days ago  

Psychopusher: fatassbastard: ...despite a battered image and an upcoming 13-week-long trial...

How... do they know how long the trial will be? 🤨

They read the docket?


So then does the court docket estimate the trial time?

(srs question, I genuinely don't know)
 
4 days ago  

Evil Mackerel: Cubs300: She's cute. Why did she resort to fraud to make millions?  Why couldn't she have done it the old fashioned way and got an OnlyFans page?  Hell, she speaks in two completely separate voices. Could do some odd split personality self on self pr0n. Rule 34 and all.

Sees where your going.

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I don't know who that is, but she's cute and I have a strong suspicion a GIS search at work would earn me a chat with HR. I can wait another hour until I get home.
 
4 days ago  

Carter Pewterschmidt: "It doesn't surprise me, Elizabeth Holmes was a very inspiring person," says Mark Macias, founder of Macias PR. "She was the youngest female billionaire, self-made entrepreneur and even though we found out it was allegedly fraud -- she sold something that was revolutionary."

I think they're misusing the word "revolutionary".....


I have a revolutionary cure for cancer for sale.
 
4 days ago  
FTFA: Mark Macias, founder of Macias PR. "She was the youngest female billionaire, self-made entrepreneur and even though we found out it was allegedly fraud -- she sold something that was revolutionary."

Bullshiat is not exactly a new and revolutionary item.
 
4 days ago  

Cubs300: Evil Mackerel: Cubs300: She's cute. Why did she resort to fraud to make millions?  Why couldn't she have done it the old fashioned way and got an OnlyFans page?  Hell, she speaks in two completely separate voices. Could do some odd split personality self on self pr0n. Rule 34 and all.

Sees where your going.

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I don't know who that is, but she's cute and I have a strong suspicion a GIS search at work would earn me a chat with HR. I can wait another hour until I get home.


Allison Mack - Wikipedia
 
4 days ago  

Evil Mackerel: Cubs300: Evil Mackerel: Cubs300: She's cute. Why did she resort to fraud to make millions?  Why couldn't she have done it the old fashioned way and got an OnlyFans page?  Hell, she speaks in two completely separate voices. Could do some odd split personality self on self pr0n. Rule 34 and all.

Sees where your going.

[Fark user image image 247x355]

I don't know who that is, but she's cute and I have a strong suspicion a GIS search at work would earn me a chat with HR. I can wait another hour until I get home.

Allison Mack - Wikipedia


Ah!  Thank you kind sir!  The poster girl for felonious crazy, which interestingly enough is my underground rap battle name.
 
4 days ago  
Is everybody posting in theri deep fake voice? That's important.
 
4 days ago  
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"I'm thinking about eating your spleen. Did I say that out loud? Just kidding! DO you have any small pets?"
 
4 days ago  
when she get done with the lawsuits, civil actions and jail time she's going to be selling more than her old lab gear.
 
4 days ago  
she was great in wandavision
 
4 days ago  

Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image 850x776]


"Did you mean thermos?" for the LULZ.
 
4 days ago  

Cubs300: She's cute. Why did she resort to fraud to make millions?  Why couldn't she have done it the old fashioned way and got an OnlyFans page?  Hell, she speaks in two completely separate voices. Could do some odd split personality self on self pr0n. Rule 34 and all.


she kinda did got the old fashioned route.  she didn't have anything valuable to sell other than her looks and attentions so that's what she did.  there is a reason almost all the investors where old men with money and no scientific background.
 
4 days ago  

Evil Mackerel: Cubs300: Evil Mackerel: Cubs300: She's cute. Why did she resort to fraud to make millions?  Why couldn't she have done it the old fashioned way and got an OnlyFans page?  Hell, she speaks in two completely separate voices. Could do some odd split personality self on self pr0n. Rule 34 and all.

Sees where your going.

[Fark user image image 247x355]

I don't know who that is, but she's cute and I have a strong suspicion a GIS search at work would earn me a chat with HR. I can wait another hour until I get home.

Allison Mack - Wikipedia


Well that was disappointing. I always enjoy nude celebrities and was hoping for such. Instead get a sex trafficker and child pornographer
 
4 days ago  

Memoryalpha: Did that crooked piece of shiate ever get thrown in prison?


You know how I know you DRTFA?

"Internet sellers are cashing in on mugs, T-shirts and even shower curtains in the weeks before her criminal fraud trial starts in August."

/I know, nobody on FARK reads the articles
 
4 days ago  

gunther_bumpass: Crazy, but boinkable.


Crazy  Hot Rich ...... sorry, no, there's a single linear plot on the matrix.
 
4 days ago  

Super Chronic: dothemath: They did this shiat with ENRON.

My YMCA used to be right across the street from their tower.

At least Enron had a product, somewhere in there, buried behind the accounting department.


their products were the same as hers - cooked books and fraud.
 
4 days ago  

aungen: Evil Mackerel: Cubs300: She's cute. Why did she resort to fraud to make millions?  Why couldn't she have done it the old fashioned way and got an OnlyFans page?  Hell, she speaks in two completely separate voices. Could do some odd split personality self on self pr0n. Rule 34 and all.

Sees where your going.

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I had such a crush on her.  *sigh*


Lana was always the hot one.

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/And had the sense/luck to get out of the cult before all the sex and torture started.
 
4 days ago  

Boojum2k: Holmes, who is pregnant and due next month

Somebody ignored rule 1 about dicks and crazy. . .


It's a "stay out of prison" pregnancy.
 
4 days ago  

fatassbastard: Psychopusher: fatassbastard: ...despite a battered image and an upcoming 13-week-long trial...

How... do they know how long the trial will be? 🤨

They read the docket?

So then does the court docket estimate the trial time?

(srs question, I genuinely don't know)


It usually ends up being little  more than an estimate, but generally, court time has to be scheduled.  There's the stuff that always happens -- arraignment, for example, which happens on one day.  Then the prosecution and defence both have to submit to the court the witnesses they're going to call, articles of evidence they're going to present, etc. so the judge can schedule the days when they'll appear.  That's where the vast majority of the trial time is and how they know how long the trial is going to be, notwithstanding any requests for recess or adjournment by either side for breaks, lunch, so one side can adjust tactics, etc.  Trials can drag out a lot longer than that though due to new evidence coming to light, twists in the case, witnesses not turning up or turning up unfit for duty, etc. so you never know, but the time they generally give is a baseline based on what's currently scheduled.
 
4 days ago  

noitsnot: Boojum2k: Holmes, who is pregnant and due next month

Somebody ignored rule 1 about dicks and crazy. . .

It's a "stay out of prison" pregnancy.


that won't work.  She's not rich anymore and anyone she knows with influence has been fleeced already. if her trial ends before kiddo pops out she'll be having that kid in the prison med-bay and can look forward to Cheetos and cans of tuna fish as baby shower gifts.
 
4 days ago  
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/oopsie-daisy
//I bet she doesn't blink during sex
///o o
 
4 days ago  

thisisyourbrainonFark: I bet she doesn't blink during sex


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/a little too much peril
 
4 days ago  

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/oopsie-daisy
//I bet she doesn't blink during sex
///o o


Elizabeth Holmes sees forever
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4 days ago  
I was surprised at all this.

But, after some experience in the "tech scene", this is just normal.

There is just so much money sloshing around that this kind of behavior is fine. Just make up whatever results in whatever way to keep the investors happy who just need to be made happy for 15 minutes in every 3 months.

The end play is always the same. Just hope with all the shiat you're flinging, something somewhere sticks and makes money. The only way to lose is if nothing sticks before time is up.
 
4 days ago  

dothemath: They did this shiat with ENRON.

My YMCA used to be right across the street from their tower.


Funny that, her father was a VP at Enron.
 
4 days ago  
I am curious if she drops her fake voice during the trial.  Seems like something she would be advised by her attorneys that would go well with her preggers state to look more sympathetic.
 
4 days ago  

tmyk: thisisyourbrainonFark: [i.pinimg.com image 738x641]
/oopsie-daisy
//I bet she doesn't blink during sex
///o o

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Now we've done it.

We've sent tiyboF to his bunk.
 
4 days ago  
A friend worked for a medical diagnostic developer at the time Theranos was being hailed in the media as a miracle company, and he often had to convince his company's directors that Theranos was full of shiat so that they wouldn't waste time trying to compete - they were freaking out that they were going to lose all their business.
 
4 days ago  

fatassbastard: ...despite a battered image and an upcoming 13-week-long trial...

How... do they know how long the trial will be? 🤨


That's the gestation period for cthulhu-spawn.

/then she gives birth on the courtroom floor and the spawn eats the judge
 
4 days ago  

bughunter: thisisyourbrainonFark: I bet she doesn't blink during sex

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/a little too much peril


Gah!!

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/oopsie-daisy
//I bet she doesn't blink during sex
///o o

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GAAAAAHHHHH, make her stop!!
 
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